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Part 10 is open and prompts from 1-4 can be re-posted here if they were not filled.




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It's finally time for part 10, it's been a few months but even after the article of doom, we're still open.

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have fun!

THERE WILL BE UNMARKED SPOILERS. enter at your own risk! :D


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Eduardo/Mark - Once Upon a Time AU

The reason Eduardo and Mark never quite listen to each other and just hurt each other is because they are under a curse to never have a happy ending.

Brownie points for any of the following:
- the curse breaks and they *do*
- Sean isn't evil, but actually Eduardo's BFF in the 'happy ending' universe and all those snarky comments actually echo their banters
- Dustin is afairy/rumpelstiltskin - someone awesome and freaky powerful

Once Upon A Time minifill

Remembering is the worst part. Sometimes, Sean lies awake at night, and wishes he'd taken Marilyn's offer when she made it, crouched among the ruins of the Palace, with Erica bleeding out into his breeches, Mark and Eduardo sprawled in each other's arms, as the coven cast their spell in the old library.

You can forget she'd said Or remember. If you remember, you will be the only mortal who does

Erica had coughed, wetly, in his arms, and he had heard someone-- he didn't even know who-- whimpering, like an animal caught in a trap, and he'd said "I'll remember." Because someone had to.

Some days, that is more than he can bear. When he looks at all of the friendships, tangled and broken and ruined, when Mark and Eduardo snarl at each other like half-chained dogs, and Erica's name is taboo, and Christy is half mad-- when he can remember Eduardo laughing down at Mark and Erica, leaning against each other at the library table with inkstained fingers and lips, and Christy trying to work on a candle that would not set anyone on fire if they fell asleep and forgot to snuff it. When he can remember Tyler and Cameron coming into port, and the laughter and drinking that followed, lazy, rum tinged kisses, and Tyler and Mark mock-dueling with the fireplace pokers, as Eduardo covered his eyes, and said that if Mark got hurt, he would just let him die, seriously.

Those are the days when he goes to his dealer. The oblivion might be temporary, but it is still sweet.

He isn't the only one that remembers. There are three of them, but then, Marilyn and Dustin were never mortal, even if Dustin could pretend long enough to fool people.

Three of them, against all the coven. Four, if Divya remembers, but no one has ever been able to work it out.

It's a losing battle. They're three children with their fingers in the dam, and Dustin tries to reconcile them, and Marilyn dances like a madwoman behind the scenes to make sure that the lawsuit doesn't come to open court, even with Sy and Gretchen pushing for it, and Sean-- Sean sits there, and reminds himself that once upon a time, those two men were in love, and they loved each other more than anything.

And they'll have a happy ending, because Sean can't cope if they don't.

Re: Once Upon A Time minifill

This is actually the loveliest. Now I want this to be a 30 000 words fic, seriously. I bow to you, anon.

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All Hail Anon!

Re: Once Upon A Time minifill

Thank you!

For reasons I am a little worried about continuing this, see above.

Re: Once Upon A Time minifill

Thank you!

I would expand it, but I can't promise it will stay exclusively Mark/Eduardo. I had to go back and fix bits which implied Mark/Eduardo/Erica/Christy...

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Well, I'm not OP, but I'd love everything you'd decided to write. =)

Re: Once Upon A Time minifill - (Anonymous), 2012-07-15 08:21 pm (UTC)(Expand)

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Well this is just lovely :)

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I loved this, and feel really bad for Sean :( . Please continue!

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this is wonderful T_T sad but wonderful

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This is awesome. I'd love more.

Fill: This FairyTale is Fractured (Unless They Get the Ending Right) TW: Emotional Abuse

OOC: I hope no one minds a second fill to this, though my idea/plotting appears to be very different (and much less well-written) so there shouldn't be any crossover.

Okay, want to hear about that time Uncle Dustin singlehandedly saved the entire kingdom from certain doom by a warlock? Well okay, he might have had some help from Chris. And Mark and Wardo. And Sean, which is insane, because who knew that Sean could even be helpful at anything except parties and petty theft, anyway?

But still, it was definitely mostly Dustin. Only because Dustin was the only who actually remembered anything after the spell and how to break it, but that’s a minor detail.

The big picture here, was the fairy tale, and Since Dustin was the one telling this story, he got to be the fucking hero for at least a little bit of it.

And seriously, he was way more suited to be Prince Charming than Mark, who was quite frankly an asshole most of the time, even when he wasn’t under a curse. A lovable asshole, but still, Mark and his utter refusal to ever practice anything like tact or politeness or towards anyone had gotten them into serious trouble over the year’s.

In fact it was Mark’s assholery and Sean’s big mouth that had caused the curse in the first place…”

The celebration of Mark’s coronation had started off as wildly successful, and that should have clued Dustin in from the start that things were not going to end up well before the night was over. Things almost uniformly went wrong for them in at least something.

But so far, everything looked up. The Winklevoss twins and Divya had arrived hours ago, and had yet to try and prove their prowess by challenging mark to a duel or Sean to yet another destructive boat race, which was great because their kingdom’s reputation was bad enough without having stories of their consort fishing planks of wood out of the sea. Again.

That was mostly because Sean was nowhere near the castle grounds, having been sent out to sea due to an urgent need for carp by Chris and told not to come back until an hour before the feast had started.

Honestly, Chris had really out done himself this time, and Dustin felt a bit bad that Mark was going to ruin all of it, probably within the next five seconds. Mark and parties went together about as well as cast iron and drago-

Holy shit.

Fill: This FairyTale is Fractured (Unless They Get the Ending Right) TW: Emotional Abuse 1/?

Mark, who normally were the same ratty grey alchemy robes everywhere was dressed like… well, not like a king, but like a really fancy wizard and that was still way better than anything Dustin had imagined him wearing.

Eduardo was on his arm, looking as sleek and ridiculously gorgeous, but Eduardo was dressed in royal finery when all they did all day was reenact quests. Mark dressed up, though, that was a freaking revelation. His new robes were light blue with delicate gold embroidery, tiny dragons on the cuffs of sleeves serving as a reminder of why Mark had ended up becoming king in the first place.

Mark kept picking at the sleeves, scowl marring his features in a way that probably wasn’t befitting of a king and muttering something about going back to his room to change immediately.

Then Wardo leaned down and whispered “Querido,” and a bunch of other stuff that Dustin didn’t understand because it was in Portuguese into Mark’s ear, and Mark turned the same shade of scarlet as the brocade on Wardo’s doublet. There was no more mention of changing after that.

Dustin shot Wardo a look that he hoped conveyed how awed and impressed he was at his Mark wrangling and he was pretty sure the message was received since Eduardo laughed and tipped an imaginary hat to him as he dragged Mark over to their thrones.

Mark took his crown with more ease than usual, still a bit red in his cheeks, though Wardo let out a rather put-upon sigh. His hair always ended up messy after he wore a crown for so much as a minute, and Wardo had always been vain about the state of his hair. Sometimes Dustin suspects that Mark had enchanted the crown to ruin Eduardo’s perfect coif, since Mark likes his hair messy, but Dustin pushes the thought aside. Not even Mark’s that cruel.

The tables were already all set, Chris leading guests to the table with a practiced ease, shooting Dustin a wry grin when Dustin had waved at him maybe just a little too excitedly. But seriously, it was the first time he’d seen him all day.

Christy was in her proper place as a guard and not doing shots with Sean, who had slipped in through the back entrance and taken his seat at Eduardo’s right without insulting anyone, which was truly a feat to behold. They were really going to have their first successful feast and it was going to be awesome.

That’s when Eduardo’s father walked into the room and everything went to hell.

Re: Fill: This FairyTale is Fractured (Unless They Get the Ending Right) TW: Emotional Abuse 1/?

sfknasdkjcfn~! I'm so happy to see another fill for this prompt! Can't wait to see what you do with it <3

Fill: This FairyTale is Fractured (Unless They Get the Ending Right) TW: Emotional Abuse 1/?

“First you don’t bother to invite to my only male child’s wedding and now you leave me out of your grand feast as well? Your hospitality is truly exemplary, your highness."

Dustin shoots Chris the darkest glare he’s capable of, because this mistake may not be one they can fix. Eduardo’s father is a freaking witch, after all. But Chris shook his head rapidly, face tight as he made his way to Mark’s side. “We did invite you, Sir, your invitia-“

“I slipped it out of the mail bag before it ever got out. I thought your vile attitude and general hatred for all of us would make things uncomfortable,” Mark interrupted with a shrug, ignoring the way Chris had frozen at his side and Eduardo was openly gaping at him, gaze narrowing on the Saverin King. “And oh, look. I was right.”

“Mark, please stop talking,” Eduardo whispered to him, voice on edge as he glanced at his father with trepidation, fingers curling around Mark’s wrist. The Saverin King’s gaze latched onto those fingers and Eduardo merely tightened his grip, every touch an act of defiance that Dustin wasn’t sure they could afford when everything was so new and only held together by the most threadbare of alliances.

The Saverin King started barking out what Dustin guessed were orders in Portuguese, Eduardo answering each one with a disconcerting calm, voice smooth and soft and distant, not belonging to this moment but to the world of his father.

Words continued to flit between them like tennis balls, but as far as Dustin can tell, everyone’s scoring love and no middle ground was found.

“You have and always will be nothing more than a petulant child,” The Saverin King finally breathed out, switching to English and catching Mark’s eye, his features twisting into an ugly sneer when Mark just smirked at him, gaze blank in a way that always meant trouble.

Eduardo let out a long sigh, gazing up at Chris with begging eyes, but Chris was too busy cradling his face in the palms of his hands to notice, leaning against the throne like he was too tired to stand. That couldn’t be comfortable.

Dustin flitted over to them, gently tugging at Chris until he was leaning against him instead of the cold metal of Mark’s throne, Dustin shooting his best, “shut the fuck up, asshole,” glare at Mark, but to no avail. Mark's eyes were still locked on to Eduardo’s father, smirk growing with every passing second.

Then the Saverin King says something in Portuguese again and Eduardo’s skin takes on a greyish hue, shame and doubt swimming in his eyes.

Next to him, Sean looks like he’s going to punch Eduardo’s father in the face, and the guards would be too slow- too uncaring in the face of Eduardo’s distress- to lift a finger to stop him. The punch turns out to be a verbal one, luckily, more rapid fire Portuguese filling the air, and seriously does no one care that he and Chris don’t speak it?

Well, okay, maybe just him since Chris had curled against him, whimpers of “doomed” slipping from his lips and onto Dustin's shoulder.

“Sean, please don’t antagonize him,” Eduardo called out, voice tinged with concern as Sean just shot him a devil may care grin and mouthed something about defending Eduardo’s honor. Dustin gave himself a lot of credit for holding back his snort.

“For the record, I speak Portuguese, Saverin,” Mark called out, voice chipped with ice as he gazed down at the Saverin King, who was moving ever closer to the throne. “And only a fool would think Wardo a disappointment or a mistake for choosing life here rather than in your decrepit court. He’s met people through me and made connections he never would have even known about in your primi-“

“Mark!” Eduardo snapped, eyes flashing with warning and mouth set thin in anger. Mark gave him a confused look in return, as though he didn’t understand how implying Eduardo’s homeland was backwards could possibly be offensive to him.

Which, was a definite sign that they really needed to start making time for Mark’s etiquette lessons again. Clearly more than a few had been forgotten.