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It's Complicated: But sexy!


AwkBerg Marks
The Sarcastic Kitty oresteia wrote in tsn_kinkmeme
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[PART TEN]
Part 10 is open and prompts from 1-4 can be re-posted here if they were not filled.

THE SOCIAL NETWORK KINK MEME


ASK THE MODS * FAQ * DISCUSSION * RESEARCH * FILL LIST * PART ONE * PART ONE (OVERFLOW) * PART TWO * PART TWO (OVERFLOW) * PART THREE * PART THREE (OVERFLOW) * PART FOUR * PART FIVE * PART SIX * PART SEVEN * PART EIGHT * PART NINE


GENERAL RULES;

IMPORTANT: please DO NOT post prompts about any non-public people as part of a prompt. for example: randi zuckerberg is fine as she is a public figure both on the internet and on facebook itself. priscilla chan is NOT as she is not a public figure.

if you're in doubt, please message the mod or leave a comment in the discussion post.



♥ post requests and responses in the comments to this post.
♥ be respectful.
♥ both a pairing/character AND a prompt/kink must be posted.
♥ one pairing/prompt per comment please.
♥ you are encouraged to try and write a prompt for every request you make.
♥ we are slash, femslash, het, three-and-moresomes etc. friendly. (we are even incest friendly what with some of our characters being twins and all...)
♥ no pairing bashing, OK? no need to wank over ships.
♥ long and short fics welcome. multiple responses encouraged!
♥ please try to refrain from saying 'seconded!' as much as possible.
♥ on RPF: Please disclaim that it is RPF, a work of fiction and in no way related to the actual actors/persons/etc. (i wouldn't even try and discourage RPF from this meme ;))
♥ WARN FOR COMMON TRIGGERS, PLEASE




FORMAT OF PROMPTS:

♥ alphabetize pairings/threesomes/moresomes. (e.g. Eduardo/Mark/Sean etc.)
♥ put [RPF] before RPF prompts. (e.g. [RPF] Andrew/Jesse)
♥ for crossover prompts: "[Crossover], The Social Network Character(s)/Other Character(s), [Fandom]" (e.g. [Crossover], Eduardo/Columbus, [Zombieland])
♥ no "!" in pairings, only in descriptions. (e.g. Eduardo/Mark, FacebookCreator!Eduardo, CFO!Mark)
♥ anyone, everyone, no one? Use "Other." (e.g. Sean/Other)
♥ Please do not repost prompts from earlier rounds
♥ put [GEN] before GEN prompts.

FILLS:

♥ please don't embed. link to images/videos.
♥ no locked material. this includes communities, even if membership is open.
♥ fills can be posted anonymously or not.
♥ fills can be anything: fic, art, vid, fanmix, podfic, etc.
♥ all prompts are open to fills at all times, even if they have been filled in the past or are being currently filled by someone else. multiple fills are positively encouraged; if something appeals to you then do not be put off creating a new fill by the existence of a prior one.
NEW: ♥ PLEASE comment with the first of your fill to the PROMPT and then all future updates as a comment to the FIRST PART of the fill. this makes it easier for both the WIP spreadhseet and for archiving stuff on delicious. it also helps people who are trying to catch up on updates and don't have to look through every fill on the prompt (should it have more than one). thank you.





It's finally time for part 10, it's been a few months but even after the article of doom, we're still open.

If you have any questions or ideas that I can help you with, feel free to PM me. I'll be around.

Kitty





[ARCHIVING]
[DELICIOUS]
[UNFILLED REQUESTS]
[FILLED REQUESTS]
[FLAT VIEW]



have fun!

THERE WILL BE UNMARKED SPOILERS. enter at your own risk! :D

PLEASE READ THE FOLLOWING;

i know you guys are enjoying this meme and i appreciate that but please can you put the SUBJECT HEADER on your prompt. you would REALLY be helping me out if you could do that. it just saves time for me when i'm trying to tag everything in delicious.

NEW RULE;

PLEASE TAKE NOTE OF THE 'FILL' RULES. THERE HAS BEEN A CHANGE. thank you.

AND PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE DO NOT re-post prompts from parts five, six, seven, eight, or nine. the delicious is around for people to find prompts they may not have already seen. We know there's been some issues but we're working on it with pinboard. No duplicates from this round either. THANK YOU.

FILL (3/4)

(Anonymous)
Mark's in a bad mood today, and he's not telling Dustin why, but Dustin bets it has something to do with Eduardo Saverin, because it always does, and now Dustin's in a bad mood too.

Luckily, Chris is in a good mood, and his charms have the intern floating her way to the kitchen before she realizes she's agreed to make twenty cups of coffee and take care of his paperwork for the day.

One of the employees catches Mark muttering to himself at the computer. I'll kill them I'll kill them I'll kill them--

Chris finds the man huddled in the bathroom and convinces the poor guy not to quit.

'He was playing Plants vs Zombies,' Chris lies, and the man's eyes light up.

Another employee finds Dustin coding viruses. Chris intercepts her on the way to Mark's office and convinces the poor girl not to tell Mark that Dustin's planning on secretly destroying Facebook.

Although the way Dustin's looking at his computer, Chris isn't so sure he believes his own words.

-

Things reach their climax when Mark corners Dustin after work that night. Chris has gone home with his husband and the rest of the employees scattered shortly after. Dustin had been so engrossed in making sim!Wardo hook up with Mark's ex while sim!Mark looked brokenly on that he hadn't noticed the office drain empty until Mark began turning the lights off.

'Is that...me?'

Dustin yelps and brings up the screensaver with a cough. Judging by the look on Mark's face, it's not working.

'You've been in a bad mood the whole day, and I want to know why.'

'You've been in a bad mood the whole day,' Dustin mimics, 'but I don't want to know why.'

'I was in a bad mood because you were in a bad mood and up until just then I hadn't even the slightest idea why!'

Typical Mark. Never listens to a word of what people say.

'I said I don't care,' Dustin says, 'and it's none of your business.'

'It is,' Mark says fiercely. 'It is because I -- because we're, because we're friends, right? And, and it takes a lot to get you actually upset, I know, because I can tell now, I've known you long enough that I can tell when you're faking it. And, and --'

'Mark...'

'And I don't like it when you're not happy.' He says it in a rush, like a sob, leaning in the dim light of sunset over Dustin's chair. 'I don't like it when you're not happy.'

When they first started up the business in Palo Alto, Dustin swung into the swimming pool a little too hard and spent a fraction of a second more under the water than he'd been prepared to. All of a sudden he feels that burning sensation in his lungs again, like he can't get enough air even though he can see the light just above him, and all he has to do is break the surface to live again.

Mark is still speaking.

'I hate it when you stop sitting on my desk and I hate it when you don't complain about the interns to me. I'll hack into their Facebook accounts and find their private conversations and we can use that as blackmail. So don't worry about it anymore, okay? I might not believe in it as much as you do -- I don't actually believe in it at all, actually, because it's physically impossible, but I want you to be happy, and if this is what you want, then --'

Dustin blinks.

'Wait, Mark, what are you talking about?'

It's Mark's turn to blink in confusion.

'The puppies...?'

Dustin rolls his chair a centimeter back.

'What?'

'The Puppy Protection Union In the Case of Zombie Apocalypse? Weren't you just controlling a simulation exploring what would happen if the zombie apocalypse actually happened...?'

Dustin stares.

'Actually, I was playing the Sims and making Eduardo hook up with your ex-girlfriend so that you'd be jealous,' he admits. 'See?'

Mark looks.

'Oh,' he says at last. 'That's Wardo? I thought it was a puppy.'

Dustin suddenly understands a lot more about the way Mark sees the world. At the same time, his brain finally manages to catch up to the rest of his body.

'Oh sh--'