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IMPORTANT: please DO NOT post prompts about any non-public people as part of a prompt. for example: randi zuckerberg is fine as she is a public figure both on the internet and on facebook itself. priscilla chan is NOT as she is not a public figure.

if you're in doubt, please message the mod or leave a comment in the discussion post.

♥ post requests and responses in the comments to this post.
♥ be respectful.
♥ both a pairing/character AND a prompt/kink must be posted.
♥ one pairing/prompt per comment please.
♥ you are encouraged to try and write a prompt for every request you make.
♥ we are slash, femslash, het, three-and-moresomes etc. friendly. (we are even incest friendly what with some of our characters being twins and all...)
♥ no pairing bashing, OK? no need to wank over ships.
♥ long and short fics welcome. multiple responses encouraged!
♥ please try to refrain from saying 'seconded!' as much as possible.
♥ on RPF: Please disclaim that it is RPF, a work of fiction and in no way related to the actual actors/persons/etc. (i wouldn't even try and discourage RPF from this meme ;))

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have fun!

THERE WILL BE UNMARKED SPOILERS. enter at your own risk! :D


i know you guys are enjoying this meme and i appreciate that but please can you put the SUBJECT HEADER on your prompt. you would REALLY be helping me out if you could do that. it just saves time for me when i'm trying to tag everything in delicious.

AND PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE DO NOT repost prompts from parts one, two or three over here again. the delicious is around for people to find prompts they may not have already seen.


(Oh god I can't believe I'm requesting this)

So Jesse has said several different times that he listened to recordings of the real Mark Zuckerberg when they were filming to get himself into Mark's head.
Maybe he found himself getting extremely turned on by Mark's voice and started jerking off to it.
Then he hosts SNL and who should turn up but Mark Zuckerberg himself?
Cue awkward/embarrassed/flaily Jesse and amused Mark.

(Because in the end I love angst and am a Mark/Eduardo and Jesse/Andrew shipper forever, bonus points for them using each other as substitutions for the people they really want to be with)

[RPF] Andrew/Jesse Student/teacher

WARNINGS: depending on where you live Andrew might be a minor, dub-con, see title. Seriously guys, this is kinky as hell.

Jesse (in his 20s) is a teacher at a high school of a small town and Andrew (17) is the school's golden boy. As Captain and best player of the soccer team, he can basically have everything he wants. And what he wants is Jesse.
Andrew fucks his teacher on a daily basis and everyone in town knows it. But since Andrew's family is rich and the school only receives financial aid for the sports program if they actually win, people want to keep him happy.
Whenever they are caught in the act (which is often because of Andrew's exhibitional streak) the other students and teachers ignore and even encourage them. Maybe one day the principal wanks in on Andrew bending Jesse over a desk and tells him to keep going or perhaps the soccer coach has Jesse suck Andrew off in front of the other players during half time, to keep Andrew relaxed.

Jesse is torn between his feelings for Andrew and the fact that he's being whored out in front of the whole town. He thinks about breaking things off, until he figures out that Andrew actually has feelings for him and is only considering colleges, if they offer a teaching position for Jesse along with a scholarship for Andrew.

Bonus if even Andrew's parents encourage him and let their son fuck his teacher at home.

FILL: you are the only thing i ever really want (1/?)

i shouldn't be doing this because i have more wips than god, but, this needs to happen like yesterday. and since no one else is doing it, i'm going to. at the moment i have no clue how long this is going to be, but i'm warning you ahead of time that it will be reasonably long. and plotty. and smutty. but plotty as well. anyway, this is a prologue for the entire story and i hope this will tide you over until i can work on it more.

Hands tangled in a mess of curls, pulling softly as he groans and chants “ohgodsirsogoodjesuschrist’ as the mouth around his cock moves up and down with the tongue feeling like it’s everywhere. One hand moves down to the lips stretched around his cock, his thumb brushing over the top lip.

His breath quickens as he feels the vibrations from a moan, but his teeth sink into his lower lip to muffle his own moan.

The mouth on him moves faster and his vision whites out before he can even give a warning. “Mr. Eisenberg.”

Andrew sat up in bed with a start, sweat covering his face and with a rapidly cooling stain in his boxers. It took him a moment to realize that he wasn’t at school with his back against the white board of his history professor and that he was actually at home in his bed with his hand currently still against his now soft cock. This was the third dream he had this week and it was only Wednesday, it was starting to mess up his sleeping schedule and with it, his ability to focus during practice. He knew it was perfectly natural to fantasize, but the idea of never getting to enjoy the images his mind was assaulting him with was slowly becoming torture.

It had to stop and Andrew knew of only one way for it to do just that. All he had to do was ask and he would receive what he wanted more than almost anything. It would have to happen after more sleep though, heavens knows that having an orgasm made him relaxed and with his already groggy state, he knew he’d fall back asleep in no time.

He pulled himself out of bed and moved slowly to his dresser, pulling out a pair of boxers to replace the ones he had been wearing. As he pulled the other ones off slowly, his mouth twisted into a smirk. Oh, the joys of being him.

Nowhere else would his request be considered as something even remotely acceptable, but here, he was king and what the king wanted, the king got.

As he slid back under his sheets he chuckled, realizing that within twenty-four hours he could enjoy Mr. Eisenberg without dealing with a single consequence, provided that he said yes, after all, Andrew didn’t want to do anything against his will. But something told him that it would be fine and that come tomorrow night, there would be one curly-haired man in his bed actually doing what his dream wanted him to do. In the meantime, Andrew let his eyes fall shut and allowed more possibilities to form in his dream. After all, best to be prepared to have as much fun as he could with his soon-to-be boyfriend of sorts.

Re: FILL: you are the only thing i ever really want (1/?) - (Anonymous), 2011-04-02 02:47 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL: you are the only thing i ever really want (1/?) - (Anonymous), 2011-04-02 11:55 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL: you are the only thing i ever really want (1/?) - (Anonymous), 2011-04-03 03:23 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL: you are the only thing i ever really want (1/?) - (Anonymous), 2011-04-03 09:58 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL: you are the only thing i ever really want (1/?) - (Anonymous), 2011-05-01 07:00 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL: you are the only thing i ever really want (1/?) - (Anonymous), 2011-05-01 07:35 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL: you are the only thing i ever really want (1/?) - (Anonymous), 2011-05-02 11:13 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL: you are the only thing i ever really want (1/?) - (Anonymous), 2011-06-13 11:14 am (UTC)(Expand)

Eduardo/Mark - Proving Himself

There's a girl that Eduardo is seemingly trying to win over. Mark starts to try to win over the same girl, but not because he wants her. Rather, because he wants to prove to Eduardo that he, himself, is someone worth going for.

Girl can be an OC, or a pre-existing character.

Re: Eduardo/Mark - Proving Himself



Re: Eduardo/Mark - Proving Himself - (Anonymous), 2011-03-21 09:47 pm (UTC)(Expand)

[RPF] Andrew/Jesse

Time travel~~~

Andrew (with or without adult Jesse) gets to go back in time to attend Jesse's bar mitzvah.


Losing love is like a window into your heart
Everybody sees you're blown apart
Everybody feels the wind blow

[RPF] Andrew/Jesse

As everybody knows, when the scenes were more intense, the car rides between Jesse and Andrew would be more quiet/awkward.

The point is: after the "i was your only friend" scene, they go back home and the tension is still there, so to break it Jesse kisses Andrew (because he looked so heartbreaking), not because he was in love with him, but because he felt like to, in a way to say that everything was going to be fine.

The same thing happens after the Hallway scene and after the scene when Andrew smashes the computer. Oh, and Jesse doesn't have to start the kiss those other times.

Cameron/Eduardo, porn star!Cameron, fluffer!Eduardo

What it says on the tin.

[RPF] Andrew/Jesse

desk chair fic. something to do with this (http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lickn1tzRe1qbq0hmo1_500.gif). Pleaaseee?!

Re: [RPF] Andrew/Jesse

I'm sort of alarmed by how much that gif turns me on. I'm not even sure why. Just. It does.

Re: [RPF] Andrew/Jesse - im_with_him84, 2011-03-22 02:04 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: [RPF] Andrew/Jesse - (Anonymous), 2011-03-22 05:07 am (UTC)(Expand)

[RPF] Andrew/Jesse

Okay, OKAY. It's almost 3 in the morning and I couldn't not post this so. SO.
Jesse and Andrew (just friends at this point) have to sleep in the same hotel bed because they are attending the same event or something and Jesse screwed up with the bookings, and they argue about Jesse's screw up, and go to be all pissy.

So they have to sleep together and during the night, Andrew hears Jesse breathing hard and groaning, and Andrew's like "THE FUCK?" so he realizes Jess is masturbating.

So cue Jesse groaning Andrew's name, and Andrew realizing that he wants it too, and Andrew rolls on top of him and they just starting stripping off clothes and grinding on each other until they come.

please. please. PLEASE.

Re: [RPF] Andrew/Jesse

go to bed all pissy.
What I meant to say.
Like I said, 3am.


I've basically fallen in love with this pairing - can we please see more of it? Can be anything from during Harvard or after the lawsuits or anywhere in between. I just really want to see something Chris and Wardo together!

Vague print is vague. Sorry.

Bonus for Dustin/Mark, but not necessary.

Fillish 1/2 Chris/Eduardo

They're back at Harvard for Wardo's senior year. At first things are weird between them, because of the whole Mark being a fucking asshole deal, but there are AEPi things and they run into one another a bunch, even though they are living on different sides of the Yard. Wardo has moved off campus into a studio apartment where they pre-game, sometimes, or post-game, more often.

Wardo always has food, because he is almost always hungry after a party, so they go back there and he heats up frozen pizza or scrambles eggs or tries to make grilled cheeses without burning the bread and setting off the smoke detector. He's getting better at it, and by springtime, he has mastered them.

There is a Purim party at AEPi and they get really, really hammered. Chris has not made much of an effort with his outfit, but Wardo has, as per usual, gone all out, and is dressed like a pirate.

Wardo looks fucking hot dressed like that. His pants are crazy tight.

Not that Chris has been looking. Not like all night he hasn't been checking out the curve of Wardo's fucking adorable butt when he leans over to get more punch, or how his hips move when he dances. Not at all.

He is out to everyone, because of course he is, and Wardo is fine with that. He's a cool guy, and completely comfortable with his sexuality. Yet he still would probably not be into Chris scoping out his ass.

It is so cute, though.

So then it is Purim and Chris is dressed like a California kid (which is not much of a stretch, since that is what he is, IRL) and Wardo is sitting next to him on the futon/couch being all dashing and Jack Sparrow-like and he lets his leg drift over so that their knees touch.

This is a signal that has happened a few times before, during the late nights of talking and wasted almost-crying and slaps on the back. Not every time. They aren't even always drunk. Sometimes they are just both there and happy to sit close and not-quite touch. Sometimes they make out. A few times Chris has contemplated giving Eduardo a handjob, or blowing him, or asking him if he wants to hook up hook up, but he doesn't.

Because he knows Wardo isn't into him, not really. He would be like the rebound after a divorce. And they are friends, and he wants to stay Wardo's friend, because they were always friends, with Mark or without him.

But tonight Wardo looks so cute and he's mussed his hair all up and Chris is pressing their knees together and then leaning over and fitting their mouths together, over the sound of the television. Wardo jerks away at first and then he relaxes as Chris licks into his mouth, spreading his hands wide over his back.

He pushes Wardo down flat and straddles him, kissing him wetly, pushing their crotches together. He slips his hand under the edge of Wardo's flouncy shirt and says, "You look really cute," and Wardo laughs. Chris likes to make him laugh. He's not so great at it. Dustin would always do a better job at that part of things.

Eduardo's eyes are very dark and his lips are parted and there is a split second where his brain says, bad idea but he just lets that go, because he wants to make Eduardo feel better, and they have talked themselves to death, round and round over the same issues and same bullshit (Mark this, Mark that, Mark Mark Mark Mark, like a fucking mantra), until Chris wanted to plus his ears and scream, because he came back to Harvard to get away from Mark, and yet sometimes they seem to talk about nothing else.

So this time he pushes Wardo's shirt up and starts planting soft kisses along his stomach and then breathing out, open-mouthed and hot, through the fabric of those tight tight pants. He can feel that Wardo is hard, and though he's seen him naked before (streaking at a Sigma event on a dare), he has never seen him hard.

He looks up at Wardo, who is looking down at him with such dark eyes and says, "You look so fucking sexy," and Wardo puts a hand atop his head and he watches as Chris unbuttons his pants and undoes his zipper, slowly (though not as slowly as he would like, because now they are doing this, and he should savor it, but Wardo smells so good, like clean sweat, and he wants to put his mouth on him right away).

Fillish 2/2 Chris/Eduardo - (Anonymous), 2011-03-29 07:23 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Fillish 2/2 Chris/Eduardo - ezboard_1, 2011-03-29 08:11 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Fillish 2/2 Chris/Eduardo - poose78, 2011-04-28 07:50 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Fillish 2/2 Chris/Eduardo - (Anonymous), 2011-03-29 01:20 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Fillish 2/2 Chris/Eduardo - poose78, 2011-04-28 07:53 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Fillish 2/2 Chris/Eduardo - ymorton, 2011-03-29 01:48 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Fillish 2/2 Chris/Eduardo - poose78, 2011-04-28 07:55 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Fillish 2/2 Chris/Eduardo - reject36, 2011-03-29 01:54 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Fillish 2/2 Chris/Eduardo - poose78, 2011-04-28 07:57 pm (UTC)(Expand)
OP! - (Anonymous), 2011-03-29 03:49 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: OP! - poose78, 2011-03-29 05:47 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: OP! - reject36, 2011-03-29 06:11 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: OP! - poose78, 2011-03-29 06:24 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Fillish 2/2 Chris/Eduardo - poose78, 2011-04-28 07:59 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Fill Repost: Chris/Eduardo - poose78, 2011-04-28 07:49 pm (UTC)(Expand)

AU contract signing (again)

Inspired by an earlier prompt:

WHat if Eduardo read through the contract, saw the part about the dilution and signed it anyways because this was what Mark wanted and Eduardo in his pining love/crippeling insecurity always does what Mark wants. Then he tells Mark that he's sorry that he wasn't what Mark needed and leaves. Cue angsty angsty angsty with a sidedish of anything from Eduardo going on with his life and never thinking about facebook again to Eduardo attempting suicide. It's up to you.

Fill: Last penny in my pocket [1a/?]

1. The lawyer

He hears a silent sigh of relief from Mike, his fellow lawyer, when the kid comes in without a lawyer tagging along. Although Parker has assured them that the kid will come to sign the contract by himself because 'he blindly trusts Mark so much you lawyers will think he is a Bambi instead of a Harvard business major!', he and Mike were still worried.

No matter how subtle the part on the share dilution is, it still won't fool the professionals. But it is good enough to trick/cheat/escape the detection of a 21 years old kid, even if he is from Harvard.

Parker is an asshole but he knows how to read a person. He thinks.
Not that this kid Eduardo Saverin is difficult to read. With that trusting smile and unguarded ridiculously big eyes, he feels like he is indeed a deer walking into a trap. He and Mike and Parker are the hunters and he really shouldn't feel bad for the kid. It's all business afterall.

The Saverin kid sits down and begins to scan through the papers. By the lightning speed he is using, he doubts that the kid actually absorbs any meaningful information from the contract. And he keeps glancing up to look at the Zuckerberg kid. It seems like he just wants to get this over with quickly and joins his best friend.

Saverin flips to the last page where the subtle 'Death Certificate' (named by Parker, not him) is hidden. His eyes scan down along the paper, then his hands freeze in the middle of flipping. For the first time since he steps into the room, Saverin looks up and stares into his eyes.

O Shit.

Saverin looks from him to Mike, then to Zuckerberg whom has his back toward the door.

The kid has big expressive eyes and they are overflooded with confusion at this moment. He looks like a deer caught in headlights.

Ok, Parker is fucking awesome in making metaphor but he has done a hellofajob in estimating Saverin's observational skill and intellect. The kid might be naive and too trusting to be a successful CFO, but being able to pick up hints of deception that is constructed by experts when he is merely speedreading? Well, that is something impressive.

The kid bows his head and rereads the last page again, reading slowly this time. His hands start shaking.
When he looks up again, the confusion is replaced by hurt and resignation.

“Well, do you want to use my pen?” Mike offers calmly, but he can sense the uncertain undertone in his long-term partner's voice.

To his surprise, the kid takes the pen and put down a slightly quivering signature and walks out without saying a word.

“Do you think...why did he...” He starts, eyes following the back of Saverin.
“He knows. I have no idea why he still...but that is none of our business.” Mike says, “He has signed it, black ink on white paper, there is no turning back. It's none of our business”

He knows Mike is right. But that doesn't stop him from feeling a knot of guilt when he sees Saverin leaning toward Zuckerberg and smiles as he and Mike leave Facebook's office.

Re: Fill: Last penny in my pocket [1a/?] - (Anonymous), 2011-03-26 09:00 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Fill: Last penny in my pocket [1a/?] - (Anonymous), 2011-03-27 06:35 am (UTC)(Expand)
Fill: Last penny in my pocket [1b/?] - (Anonymous), 2011-03-26 09:00 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Fill: Last penny in my pocket [1b/?] - (Anonymous), 2011-03-27 06:36 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Fill: Last penny in my pocket [1b/?] - (Anonymous), 2011-03-27 03:40 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Fill: Last penny in my pocket [1b/?] - (Anonymous), 2011-03-27 06:37 am (UTC)(Expand)
Fill: Last penny in my pocket [2a/?] - (Anonymous), 2011-03-27 03:55 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Fill: Last penny in my pocket [2a/?] - (Anonymous), 2011-03-27 03:59 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Fill: Last penny in my pocket [2a/?] - (Anonymous), 2011-03-27 06:39 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Fill: Last penny in my pocket [2a/?] - (Anonymous), 2011-03-27 06:43 am (UTC)(Expand)
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Re: OP totally freakin' approves! - (Anonymous), 2011-03-27 08:17 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Fill: Last penny in my pocket [2c/?] - (Anonymous), 2011-03-28 03:47 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Fill: Last penny in my pocket [2c/?] - (Anonymous), 2011-03-28 08:10 am (UTC)(Expand)
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Re: Fill: Last penny in my pocket [2c/?] - (Anonymous), 2011-03-28 10:52 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Fill: Last penny in my pocket [2c/?] - (Anonymous), 2011-03-29 12:31 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Fill: Last penny in my pocket [2c/?] - (Anonymous), 2011-03-29 12:33 am (UTC)(Expand)
Fill: Last penny in my pocket [2d/?] - (Anonymous), 2011-03-29 03:34 am (UTC)(Expand)
Fill: Last penny in my pocket [2e/?] - (Anonymous), 2011-03-29 03:40 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Fill: Last penny in my pocket [2e/?] - (Anonymous), 2011-04-01 03:24 am (UTC)(Expand)
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Re: Fill: Last penny in my pocket [2e/?] - (Anonymous), 2011-04-01 03:30 am (UTC)(Expand)
Fill: Last penny in my pocket [2f/?] - (Anonymous), 2011-04-03 04:59 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Fill: Last penny in my pocket [2f/?] - (Anonymous), 2011-04-06 09:16 am (UTC)(Expand)
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Re: Fill: Last penny in my pocket [2f/?] - (Anonymous), 2011-04-19 08:19 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Unnecessary semi!fill - My Sweetest Downfall - (Anonymous), 2011-04-19 08:22 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Fill: Last penny in my pocket [2f/?] - (Anonymous), 2011-04-19 08:23 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Fill: Last penny in my pocket [2f/?] - (Anonymous), 2011-04-14 04:39 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Fill: Last penny in my pocket [2f/?] - (Anonymous), 2011-04-19 08:25 am (UTC)(Expand)
Fill: Last penny in my pocket [2g/?] - (Anonymous), 2011-04-19 08:31 am (UTC)(Expand)
Fill: Last penny in my pocket [2h/?] - (Anonymous), 2011-04-19 08:32 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Fill: Last penny in my pocket [2h/?] - (Anonymous), 2011-04-26 04:37 am (UTC)(Expand)
Fill: Last penny in my pocket [3a/5] - (Anonymous), 2011-11-06 09:19 am (UTC)(Expand)
Fill: Last penny in my pocket [3b/5] - (Anonymous), 2011-11-06 09:22 am (UTC)(Expand)
Fill: Last penny in my pocket [3c/5] - (Anonymous), 2011-11-06 09:24 am (UTC)(Expand)
Fill: Last penny in my pocket [3d/5] - (Anonymous), 2011-11-06 09:26 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Fill: Last penny in my pocket [3d/5] - (Anonymous), 2011-11-06 06:57 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Fill: Last penny in my pocket [3d/5] - (Anonymous), 2012-01-29 04:42 am (UTC)(Expand)

[Crossover], Dustin/Kenny, [War at Home]

Yes. I admit that watching The Pacific made me prompt this.

It's not that Dustin is not himself when he's with his friends at FB, but when he's with his boyfriend (Kenny), he doesn't have to be the one to lighten the air in the office when Mark is super irritated for no reason (Read: Wardo), or Chris's near nervous breakdown because Mark said something very rude and condescending to some shareholders. With Kenny, Dustin can be just... Dustin.

BONUS POINT for peripheral Mark/Eduardo.

[Gen] Mark, Chris, Dustin

I kind of love the thought of Chris and Dustin taking care of Mark after Eduardo is gone. Like they're the only ones who dare to tell Mark to go home or when he's being an ass. because they've known him for years and they're like his only friends. I think Mark has always sucked at taking care of himself and after Eduardo left it just got worse and worse.
So what I'd love to read would be a fic where Chris and Dustin literally keep him alive for months or years, keep him fed and watered and force him to bed, because Mark does nothing, but coding and he insultes people and he is difficult and nobody wants to work closely with him and stuff.
Brownie points if Mark has a moment where he just really appriciates them being there and kind of realize how difficult he has been to live with.
Feel free to throw in some kind of fix-it (my heart aches imaging he and Eduardo never fix things) but whatever the author feels like would be fine with me.


For whatever reason, there are suddenly two Eduardos. Mark finds that he really doesn't mind.

(I was thinking PWP, but if inspiration hits you for a plot, by all means go for it! Also, bonus points for Eduardo/Eduardo making out.)

Chris/Dustin&Eduardo/Mark, Eduardo/Dustin UST, Ballroom Dancing

This is totally a kink, okay? Shut up. Ballroom dancing is my kink and I am NOT ASHAMED! (Come on, the guys, in their tuxedos, with waistcoats and shiny shoes and UNF. You know you want it.)

Okay this is long. Short version: Chris likes to dance, and is sad no one wants to dance with him at charity balls, Dustin wants to dance with him and gets Eduardo to teach him how; this leads to Dustin/Eduardo UST but they know it'll never lead to anything because they are both in love with other people. Dustin engineers them all getting invited to a charity function on Chris' birthday, turns up in a Tux and they dance and admit their feelings. Mark and Eduardo dance too, and start to reconcile.

Long version:

Chris, Dustin and Mark are representing facebook at some dinner and dance thing for charity, and Chris is sad, so Dustin makes it his mission to find out why. Turns out Chris actually really likes to dance traditionally, but being a gay guy doesn't much chance, because out of a club setting, no one wants to dance with him. Girls would, but he doesn't want to feel as though he should have to dance with women if he wants to dance at one of the many, many fundraisers they attend.

So Dustin, being the awesome friend that he is (and since he is a little bit totally and utterly in love with Chris) decides that next time they are at one of those functions, he will ask Chris to dance. Just one problem~ Dustin can't dance for toffee. So he has to take lessons. If he gets professional ones, Mark will end up finding out and probably give the game up by accident, and Dustin wants it to be a ~surprise.

CLEARLY, the only solution is to ask Wardo for private lessons, because Eduardo is from a rich background and so definitely knows how to Waltz. And Wardo being Wardo thinks its terribly cute and refuses to take payment because they are friends (so Dustin does awesome things to his computer to pay him back). Only Dustin is really, really difficult to teach (forgetting the moves and falling over and being too hyper etc, etc) so they aim to get him good enough for Chris' birthday, not the next function.

Cue Chris and Mark wondering why Dustin is so ~secretive all the time, and concluding he is seeing someone and it's serious, and then finding out that he's actually spending a lot of time with Wardo, and not knowing what to think. Is Wardo trying to steal Dustin away to work with him, or are they dating? Jealous!Mark and Sad!Chris please.

And then there is Dustin/Wardo UST because dancing is intimate and yeah. Maybe a kiss? And then the oh, no, this is wrong we love other people freak out.

And then, it's Chris' birthday and Dustin's made it so they have to go to one of these functions, and Chris is going to blow it off but Dustin convinces him to go. And then he turns up in a Tux and is all gentlemanly ("May I have this dance?") and shocked!Mark and a proud!Eduardo watch as they finally Waltz and realise they're in love.

And Mark and Wardo dance because it's Chris birthday and they want to make his happy, and start to reconcile. (Wardo: "It's nice dancing with you. But that doesn't mean that I like you. However, I think I may want to do this again, so lets begin to be friendly again." only not in those words, lol.)