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[PART FOUR] CLOSED
THE SOCIAL NETWORK KINK MEME


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GENERAL RULES;

IMPORTANT: please DO NOT post prompts about any non-public people as part of a prompt. for example: randi zuckerberg is fine as she is a public figure both on the internet and on facebook itself. priscilla chan is NOT as she is not a public figure.

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♥ post requests and responses in the comments to this post.
♥ be respectful.
♥ both a pairing/character AND a prompt/kink must be posted.
♥ one pairing/prompt per comment please.
♥ you are encouraged to try and write a prompt for every request you make.
♥ we are slash, femslash, het, three-and-moresomes etc. friendly. (we are even incest friendly what with some of our characters being twins and all...)
♥ no pairing bashing, OK? no need to wank over ships.
♥ long and short fics welcome. multiple responses encouraged!
♥ please try to refrain from saying 'seconded!' as much as possible.
♥ on RPF: Please disclaim that it is RPF, a work of fiction and in no way related to the actual actors/persons/etc. (i wouldn't even try and discourage RPF from this meme ;))
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PLEASE READ THE FOLLOWING;

i know you guys are enjoying this meme and i appreciate that but please can you put the SUBJECT HEADER on your prompt. you would REALLY be helping me out if you could do that. it just saves time for me when i'm trying to tag everything in delicious.

AND PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE DO NOT repost prompts from parts one, two or three over here again. the delicious is around for people to find prompts they may not have already seen.
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Eduardo/Mark hazing

(Anonymous)
Eduardo is the head of a fraternity notorious for hazing. Mark pledges as a freshman when Eduardo is a senior. No one else really thinks Mark will get in, but he quickly becomes Eduardo's favorite after Eduardo becomes acquainted with his mouth. And his ass. And even his quirky personality.

Cue Eduardo getting unreasonably jealous and possessive when Mark has to perform sexual acts with the other pledges/brothers.

[Gen] Mark, Mark's Mom

(Anonymous)
Ha, that is so not a kink meme subject header I ever thought I would be typing. Okay, so this is not really kinky at all, but I am just so ridiculously charmed by the idea of Mark even, like having a mom (IDEK why), but I can't help that thinking that other people might be amused by this too. Like people at Facebook.

So let's have 5 times someone overheard Mark talking to his mom on speakerphone at the office. Facebook employees, potential investors, Eduardo, Dustin, Chris, Sean, I DON'T CARE. I JUST THINK IT WOULD BE HILARIOUS AND CUTE.

FILL PART THE FIRST

(Anonymous)
The phone rings five times before Mark answers it.
"Can't talk, have to finish this, call you back?"
The phone is on speaker, to make it easier to talk and type and the same time, and Natalie can totally hear the woman on the other line. She smiles. Karen is nice, Natalie was talking to her just last night.
(Mark's mother calls her sometimes, when she can't get a hold of Mark, and she worries.)
Karen is laughing.
"You won't call back," she says. "I know you Mark, I gave birth to you and raised you for the first nineteen years of your life. You can't pull that on me. I think I'll talk to you right now."
Mark just groans.
"I'm fine, mom. I eat. I sleep. I work."
"I know, I talked to your assistant last night."
Mark shoots a glare at Natalie. She smiles at him innocently and resumes to sorting papers.

Re: FILL PART THE FIRST - (Anonymous), 2011-03-21 07:15 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL PART THE FIRST - (Anonymous), 2011-03-21 08:44 pm (UTC)(Expand)
FILL PART THE SECOND - (Anonymous), 2011-03-21 08:43 pm (UTC)(Expand)
OP - (Anonymous), 2011-03-21 09:55 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: OP - (Anonymous), 2011-03-22 02:43 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL PART THE SECOND - leladancer18, 2011-03-22 03:45 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL PART THE SECOND - tarareedstarr, 2011-03-22 02:52 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL PART THE SECOND - leladancer18, 2011-03-24 08:18 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL PART THE SECOND - (Anonymous), 2011-03-22 05:57 am (UTC)(Expand)
FILL PART THE THIRD - (Anonymous), 2011-03-24 02:58 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL PART THE THIRD - (Anonymous), 2011-03-24 02:59 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL PART THE THIRD - ekizinrealm, 2011-03-24 04:29 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL PART THE THIRD - leladancer18, 2011-03-24 08:20 am (UTC)(Expand)
Fill PART THE FOURTH (A) - (Anonymous), 2011-03-24 04:46 pm (UTC)(Expand)
PART THE FOURTH (B) - (Anonymous), 2011-03-24 04:47 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: PART THE FOURTH (B) - reject36, 2011-03-24 04:54 pm (UTC)(Expand)
FILL PART THE FIFTH - (Anonymous), 2011-03-24 07:34 pm (UTC)(Expand)
FILL PART THE FIFTH (B) - (Anonymous), 2011-03-24 07:35 pm (UTC)(Expand)
FILL PART THE SIXTH - (Anonymous), 2011-03-24 07:51 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL PART THE SIXTH - leladancer18, 2011-03-24 08:23 pm (UTC)(Expand)
De-anon, repost - fuocotanzer, 2011-03-24 09:57 pm (UTC)(Expand)

Mark/eduardo make up

(Anonymous)
I would write this if I was a good writer, but I really want to read something where it's in modern time (after the movie came out) and Mark finally feels god awful for betraying Eduardo, and tracks him down and gives him a really heartfelt apology. It would make an awesome emotional story, and some Mark/Eduardo lovin' wouldn't be bad either (:

Mark/Eduardo; Best friend talks

Hey guys,

I have been meaning to request something, but I never knew what to ask for. Anyway, if someone could please write me a fic where Mark and Eduardo have the whole best friend late night get to know each other kind of confessions, I'd appreciate it. I could use some cheering up. Being home sick is no fun as many of you can relate.This prompt was partly sparked by fairy tale echo's The Birthday of My Life fic. The line where it said that Mark and Eduardo stayed up to talk, and I don't know; I wanted to see what exactly they talked about? I think it'd be sweet.

The Late Night Show (Or Five Times Mark and Eduardo really spoke to each other) - 1/?

2003;

"This is like Never Have I Ever but for real life."

"And we're not drunk," Mark says, poking Eduardo's leg. He's speaking for himself because Eduardo's pretty sure that if he's not completely drunk, he's well on his way. He's been staring at the line of Mark's jaw for a while and the line of stubble shouldn't be holding his interest for this long. "Wardo."

Eduardo groans and slides down the sofa, resting his chin on Mark's shoulder. Mark huffs but doesn't move. Eduardo can see his lip curl up a little and he counts it as a small win. "Fine. Sometimes my father looks right through me like I'm not even there."

Mark makes a sound and Eduardo frowns. He keeps quiet as Mark picks at the label of his beer bottle. "Sometimes I think your father's opinion doesn't matter."

It's the sort of remark that Eduardo would normally take offence to but he's starting to learn that the verbal filter that most people possess just doesn't exist for Mark. In fact, he's oddly touched but the light fluffy feeling that comes along with that thought is probably mostly the alcohol. "You don't know him."

Mark turns his head, the position awkward but Eduardo still gets what his look is supposed to convey. Mark's eyes are ridiculously expressive, his body moves in a language all its own and Eduardo's never understood the people who say Mark is like a robot. His chin slips off of Mark's shoulder and he presses his forehead against the fabric of his hoodie because he doesn't want to have to see that expression.

"Do you?"

Eduardo's fingers clench around his beer bottle and he sighs, thinking back to the closet full of memories, all of them tinged with disappointment, anger and resentment. He doesn't remember if it's his own or his fathers. "I don't think I really know who I am."

"You're Wardo," Mark says with a shrug. Thankfully it's his left and he doesn't dislodge Eduardo. Odd, because usually Mark is not that considerate. Eduardo smiles, closes his eyes and ignores the shreds of paper he's littering the sofa with.

"Who is Wardo?"

"Is this like Where's Wardo only with Who?"

"Did you ever play that?" Eduardo asks, because it's better than talking about his father, even if he and Mark are on this LET'S TALK ABOUT OUR LIVES kick.

"Sometimes," Mark offers, affably. "My sister used to hate it when I cheated. It was such a waste of time looking when I could flick to the back and find out where he was."

Of course Mark cheats, Eduardo thinks with a snort. "For most people, that's where the fun lies."

Mark just makes a non-commital noise and Eduardo has to agree; he's not sure he can like a Mark who's the same as most people, either.

Edited at 2011-03-21 06:27 pm (UTC)

Mark/Eduardo, Blind Date

(Anonymous)
AU where Mark and Eduardo haven't met. Facebook still happened and now Mark is a billionaire. However, Mark is lonely and has no social life. Cue for Chris and Dustin trying to set him up (with disastrous results) until they meet Eduardo (or maybe Chris or Dustin already knew Eduardo from somewhere else). Then they set him up on a date with Mark.


FILL: cool kids, they belong together. (1a/4)

according to my plan, this should be finished in four parts with a potential epilogue. we’ll see how close my estimate is. the title is from the yeah yeah yeahs’s ‘poor song’ which you can listen to here. much love and appreciation to hitlikehammers. ♥ you're absolutely brilliant and this part wouldn't have been nearly as good without you and the bits of dialogue you sent to inspire me.

cool kids, they belong together.
all i see is what’s in front of me, and that’s you.

“You’re an asshole,” she tells him. “Seriously, not even being a billionaire can make you worth this shit.”

Mark swallows hard, remembering that night at the Thirsty Scholar and Erica’s parting words but he just arches an eyebrow sardonically. “Yes,” he says. “That’s a perfect insult. I deeply regret losing the chance to offer you my money.”

She huffs as she grabs her purse and stands up. “You’ll regret this,” she furiously whispers to him. “I’m amazing in bed.”

“Somehow I don’t really care,” Mark says.

She storms out of the restaurant, leaving him to cover the cost of her lobster dinner and three glasses of the most expensive wine on the list. Where did Dustin even find this girl, Mark wonders as he pulls out his wallet.

At least she didn’t throw his drink in his face, he thinks. That’s an improvement from the last three blind dates Dustin and Chris had set him on.



“You were going to make her pay for dinner?” Chris asks the next day at the office when he and Dustin corner him in his office to ask about the date during lunch. He sounds utterly appalled by the idea, no matter how awful the date.

“No, of course not,” Mark says, insulted. He’s not completely socially inept no matter what people or his previous blind dates in particular, like to tell him. “At least, I hadn’t thought of it until she asked to hold my Centurion Card because apparently, she’d never seen a black card in person before.”

“Do you even have a black card or use AmEx?” Dustin asks, laughing so hard that he drops a piece of his take-away spiny tuna roll into the soy sauce. He curses as he wipes the sauce dripping on his shirt.

Mark scoffs derisively as he turns on his laptop. “Have you seen the fees they charge for that shit?”

“Eat your lunch, Mark,” Chris orders. “And where the hell did you even meet this girl?” he asks Dustin, sneaking a piece of Dustin’s sushi off his plate.

“At Trader Joe’s last week,” Dustin answers absentmindedly, stealing some of Chris’s California roll in return. “She said she’d love to go out with Mark.”

Mark wishes he was the time to slam his head on his desk repeatedly when he hears those words. Instead, he turns towards his computer and opens his coding program. He doesn’t start typing yet though, still listening to Chris and Dustin speaking.

“Are you serious?” Chris demands, roughly poking Dustin in the chest with his chopsticks. “You tried to set Mark up with a complete stranger and you actually told her it was Mark that you were setting her up with? Did the term gold-digger not cross your mind?”

“Hey,” Dustin protests. “She was buying three packets of Red Vines and had a couple cans of Starkist in her cart. She seemed perfect for Mark. Anyway, don’t blame me for having to set Mark up with a stranger,” he says, holding his own chopsticks like a sword to bat away Chris’s. “He’s scared away everyone else. There isn’t anyone left.

“Seriously, you,” Dustin points at Mark, wagging his finger in a bad impression of a stern librarian. “You somehow managed to insult every person we’ve set you up with.”

Re: FILL: cool kids, they belong together. (1c/4) - (Anonymous), 2011-04-18 12:02 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL: cool kids, they belong together. (1c/4) - (Anonymous), 2011-04-18 12:09 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL: cool kids, they belong together. (1c/4) - (Anonymous), 2011-05-16 02:33 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL: cool kids, they belong together. (1c/4) - (Anonymous), 2011-08-28 04:55 pm (UTC)(Expand)

Chris/Dustin

(Anonymous)
Based on this picture; http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l8kkpvT3G11qbjakho1_500.jpg (SFW)

Maybe it's their first time in the college dorm. Maybe it's Dustin's room in Palo Alto. JUST GIVE ME FIRST TIME AND THEN CUDDLES BECAUSE I AM A HARD CORE SCHMOOP FAN.

Re: Chris/Dustin

THE PRECIOUSNESS I CANNOT HANDLE IT.

Someone should definitely do this. :)

Re: Chris/Dustin - thisissirius, 2011-03-21 06:11 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Chris/Dustin - reject36, 2011-03-21 06:26 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Chris/Dustin - thisissirius, 2011-03-21 06:36 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Chris/Dustin - reject36, 2011-03-21 07:02 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Chris/Dustin - storylandqueen, 2011-03-22 08:29 am (UTC)(Expand)

Eduardo/Mark

(Anonymous)
Based on this picture; http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_kzb4pk0ojt1qa6kako1_1280.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId=AKIAJ6IHWSU3BX3X7X3Q&Expires=1300817201&Signature=mYDTRNmF%2BrGHhkEgHUHEPOC9Y9I%3D (Maybe NSFW?)

I just like the way they're positioned so much. If someone makes it Eduardo looking at the camera, I will die forever.

Mark/Eduardo, Cinderella

(Anonymous)
Cinderella AU with Mark as the prince and Eduardo as Cinderella (Obviously). Dustin or Chris as the fairy god mother! Sean and the Winklevoss twins as the evil stepbrothers (lol). Or however you want to cast them, IDC.

Re: Mark/Eduardo, Cinderella

A++ prompt :D

BUT EDUARDO SHOULD BE THE PRINCE. mark would be the most un co-operative cinderella in the world. it would be GLORIOUS.

Edited at 2011-03-21 06:28 pm (UTC)

OP! - (Anonymous), 2011-03-21 06:51 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Mark/Eduardo, Cinderella - (Anonymous), 2011-03-21 08:01 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Mark/Eduardo, Cinderella - (Anonymous), 2011-03-23 06:58 pm (UTC)(Expand)
OP - (Anonymous), 2011-03-23 07:01 pm (UTC)(Expand)
fill: CinderWardo 1/? - theoryofwar, 2011-03-29 04:58 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: fill: CinderWardo 1/? - xbeax, 2011-03-29 05:25 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: fill: CinderWardo 1/? - theoryofwar, 2011-03-29 05:29 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: fill: CinderWardo 1/? - xbeax, 2011-03-30 01:58 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: fill: CinderWardo 1/? - theoryofwar, 2011-05-20 03:11 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: fill: CinderWardo 1/? - xbeax, 2011-05-20 09:35 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: fill: CinderWardo 1/? - theoryofwar, 2011-05-20 09:59 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: fill: CinderWardo 1/? - xbeax, 2011-05-20 10:03 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: fill: CinderWardo 1/? - theoryofwar, 2011-05-20 10:56 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: fill: CinderWardo 1/? - theoryofwar, 2011-05-22 07:53 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: fill: CinderWardo 1/? - xbeax, 2011-05-24 09:25 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: fill: CinderWardo 1/? - poemwithnorhyme, 2011-03-29 06:11 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: fill: CinderWardo 1/? - leladancer18, 2011-03-30 02:04 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: fill: CinderWardo 1/? - (Anonymous), 2011-04-05 10:46 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: fill: CinderWardo 1/? - theoryofwar, 2011-04-08 04:24 pm (UTC)(Expand)

Mark/Eduardo drunk texting gone wrong (or not)

(Anonymous)
The night Erica breaks up with Mark, he gets drunk. Except, instead of blogging, he texts her. Something along the lines of "You're such a slut, I wanna fuck you so hard".
He ends up sending it to Eduardo instead.

Bonus points for Hopeful!InLove!Eduardo, who shows up at Mark's room more than ready

FILL: Part 1/?

(Anonymous)
Um, I may have gotten a little carried away with this first part. More is coming soon!


He can't believe she broke up with him. He didn't tell her anything they didn't both already know. It's not his fault Erica slept with the doorguy, and it's not his fault that he knew she didn't really have to study. Sometimes Mark wishes he could row crew.

He needs a drink.

Mark pushes his way through crowds of people to get back to Kirkland. He tries to keep his head down as much as possible, which seems pointless because no one would try to talk to him anyway.

After what seems like the longest walk home ever, he finally arrives at Kirkland and runs up to his dorm. He doesn't even have to open the mini-fridge because Dustin is already stumbling over himself to hand him a Sam Adams. Leave it to Dustin to be drunk off his ass before 8PM.

Before he knows it, he is almost as drunk as Dustin (which is a scary thought, but he really isn't thinking too hard about it) and it is suddenly becoming very difficult to stay on his computer chair. Dustin, who is sprawled out on the bed counting the hairs on his right thumb, is no longer a very good conversationalist, Mark decides. He swings around to start coding but slides off the chair and somehow ends up under his desk. Well, that's not good.

Chris comes home sometime between when Mark fell and when he is crawling back up his chair, which still insists on rolling away from him, dammit. "Chris! Christopher! Christoph!" Dustin yells as he rolls over to where Chris is being Judgey McJudgerson and is shaking his head at them. Dustin falls off the bed and lets out a squeal. This seems to be a bit of a pattern.

Mark finally manages to plant himself back on the computer chair and stares at Chris, who is peeling Dustin off the floor. "Come on, Dustin, help me out, here..." Dustin wrap his arms around Chris's neck and Chris picks him up like a baby. Dustin pulls himself up and plants a wet, sloppy kiss on his boyfriend's cheek.

Chris tries to wipe his cheek off on his shoulder. "Ugh. You're disgusting. You're lucky I like you." Dustin grins, as if that was the biggest compliment anyone could possibly give him. Maybe it's the alcohol, but Mark suddenly feels a pain in his chest that he never thought he could feel as he watches Chris carry Dustin into his room.

He doesn't know why it hurts so badly to see Chris and Dustin act like they're a married couple. He's never wanted anything like that before and he certainly doesn't want it now. If anything, Mark thinks he will marry coding, because coding will never break up with him and tell him he's an asshole. Then again, he can't really have sex with coding. Or can he?

No. Mark is pretty drunk right now, but even now he knows that's probably not possible. His heart sinks once again at that realization. Mark isn't an emotional person, or at least he doesn't let himself be. This has to stop. He needs to let Erica know once and for all that she's not affecting him anymore and then maybe he can move on, and then he and coding can live happily ever after, thank you very much. If Wardo were here he would tell him to focus on something other than Erica, so he knows that telling her he doesn't care about her anymore will be a good idea. For some reason. He wishes Wardo would come home soon.

Right. Erica. Mark picks up his phone, finds the 'E's, and starts typing: you're such a fuckinig slut. She slept with the doorman. Who knows who else that bitch slept with? He remembers he can't sleep with code. Shit. As an afterthought: i want to fuckk you so hard. He hits 'send' before he can change his mind. Wardo probably wouldn't have approved of that last part, but it doesn't matter anyway. Mark is tired. The keyboard looks like it would make a nice pillow.

Re: FILL: Part 1/? - (Anonymous), 2011-03-24 01:17 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL: Part 1/? - (Anonymous), 2011-03-24 01:26 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL: Part 1/? - (Anonymous), 2011-03-24 01:35 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL: Part 1/? - poemwithnorhyme, 2011-03-24 02:04 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL: Part 1/? - (Anonymous), 2011-03-24 02:45 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL: Part 1/? - ymorton, 2011-03-24 02:53 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL: Part 1/? - leladancer18, 2011-03-24 05:53 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL: Part 1/? - (Anonymous), 2011-03-24 12:45 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL: Part 2/? - (Anonymous), 2011-03-25 12:59 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL: Part 2/? - leladancer18, 2011-03-25 02:38 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL: Part 2/? - (Anonymous), 2011-03-25 01:48 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL: Part 2/? - (Anonymous), 2011-03-25 02:40 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL: Part 2/? - (Anonymous), 2011-03-27 03:37 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL: Part 2/? - (Anonymous), 2011-03-28 01:48 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL: Part 2/? - poemwithnorhyme, 2011-03-28 03:39 am (UTC)(Expand)
FILL: Part 3/? - (Anonymous), 2011-04-19 05:49 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL: Part 3/? - zeenell, 2011-04-19 06:03 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL: Part 3/? - (Anonymous), 2011-04-19 06:09 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL: Part 3/? - leladancer18, 2011-04-19 06:38 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL: Part 3/? - (Anonymous), 2011-04-19 10:54 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL: Part 3/? - poemwithnorhyme, 2011-04-26 02:07 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL: Part 3/? - shameless_ho, 2011-05-13 06:52 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL: Part 3/? - (Anonymous), 2011-05-29 02:59 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL: Part 3/? - mathab, 2011-06-08 01:42 pm (UTC)(Expand)
FILL: Textual Preferences (Part 4/?) - elipie, 2011-06-26 05:43 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL: Textual Preferences (Part 4/?) - (Anonymous), 2011-07-16 04:28 am (UTC)(Expand)

Eduardo is loved, completely and unconditionally.

(Anonymous)
Eduardo is never good enough for his father and as much as his mother loves him, she'll always choose her husband over her son. His sisters are closer to each other than to him. Mark puts Facebook above everything and everyone else.

I know everyone likes fix-it fics. So do I. For this once though, I want a fic where Eduardo meets someone (X) who loves him and makes him the center of their world. He won't know what to do with this person at first, because he was never loved so completely and unconditionally before. Cue a little box of angst followed by a truck load of happiness.

Maybe Mark will realize he loves Eduardo then comes after him. Maybe Eduardo'll never stop loving Mark. Maybe he can never love X like he loved Mark. But Eduardo knows, for Mark Facebook will always be more important and after meeting X, Eduardo can never go back to being a second best.

1. X may be canon character or someone made up
2. May be female or male. (but I do prefer slash)

A Great and Gruesome Height 1a

(Anonymous)
It starts with a laptop.

He pushes it away from himself until in reaches the window, passes the threshold and slips from his grasp. He shuts his eyes for a moment, relishing in the sickening crunch it makes as it hits the pavement. The world seems simpler than it did just a few seconds ago, until he hears a shriek.

Shit. He killed somebody.

He runs out the door leaving his apartment unlocked behind him. Without his phone. Or really any means of helping the soul he undoubtedly maimed under weight of metals and hard plastic. The lightness of a MacBook Air means nothing when overwhelmed by gravity coupled with the distance of a fifth story window. He never could get the hang of Mondays.

After what seems like an eternity he reach the ground floor. As dashes outside he sees a handsome man around his age still clutching chest and breathing hard, eyes big and startled. Other than the shock of a near death experience, however, he seems unscathed. Must be a trick of the light.

“I’m sorry, I’m sorry oh god you’re not hurt are you?”

“No, just startled. Its not everyday I need to leap out of the way of an ersatz laptop.”

They stand together for a moment to regain composure. Mystery man speaks first.

“Too bad.”

“What?”

“Well,”he begins, as if this was a normal conversation,“if I had been ever so slightly injured. You’d probably feel guilty enough to treat me to a lunch date. To make sure I was okay of course.”

“You could argue emotional distress”

“It was awful. How ever will I calm these frayed nerves...”

“Cake?”

“Lead the way.”

They step over the carnage.

They walk for awhile and Eduardo can’t help but wonder what hell is going on. That was too easy. This is not his life. Any moment he’s going to blink and find himself back at his apartment complex staring over the body of a dead pedestrian.

“I’m a bit unsteady you may have to...” he reaches out a bent arm.

“You’re incorrigible. ”He links theirs arms together and they continues their journey in companionable silence.

Re: A Great and Gruesome Height 1b - (Anonymous), 2011-03-27 11:18 pm (UTC)(Expand)
OP here - (Anonymous), 2011-03-28 10:32 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: OP here - (Anonymous), 2011-03-29 12:22 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: A Great and Gruesome Height 1b - (Anonymous), 2011-03-28 11:03 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: A Great and Gruesome Height 1b - (Anonymous), 2011-03-29 12:18 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: A Great and Gruesome Height 1b - (Anonymous), 2011-03-29 12:20 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: A Great and Gruesome Height 1b - (Anonymous), 2011-03-29 12:09 am (UTC)(Expand)
posting fail - (Anonymous), 2011-03-29 12:25 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: posting fail - leladancer18, 2011-03-29 05:48 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: posting fail - leladancer18, 2011-03-29 06:16 am (UTC)(Expand)

Eduardo/Mark

(Anonymous)
Eduardo feeding Mark. Maybe after like a long coding tear where Mark's all faint and weak with hunger and exhaustion and Eduardo knows he has to get food into Mark so he feeds him something, holds him up and tells him to chew and swallow.

And maybe it turns into food-related sexytimes, you be the judge! I would not hate you if that happened. XD

Eduardo/Mark AU, age difference

(Anonymous)
UMM OKAY so- mark is the CEO of Facebook, and Eduardo is the teenage son of one of his employees/shareholders.

and they start secretly fucking. teenaged!wardo is slutty and horny and kind of damaged, and mark's conscience is vaguely concerned but eduardo is up for anything and he's so persistent and mark can't really resist.

he kind of hates eduardo's dick of a father but he can't fire him because he's essential to the company in some way.

but when he has to talk to him at meetings all he's thinking is i'm fucking your son, you asshole.


Re: Eduardo/Mark AU, age difference

(Anonymous)
How old would you want Eduardo to be in this? 17/18 or younger?

OP here - (Anonymous), 2011-03-22 12:39 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Eduardo/Mark AU, age difference - ellot, 2011-03-23 01:30 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Eduardo/Mark AU, age difference - ymorton, 2011-03-23 02:00 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Eduardo/Mark AU, age difference - ellot, 2011-03-26 01:39 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Eduardo/Mark AU, age difference - ymorton, 2011-03-27 04:13 am (UTC)(Expand)
OP - ymorton, 2011-03-31 12:56 am (UTC)(Expand)
author's note. - (Anonymous), 2011-04-17 08:14 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: author's note. - daisysusan, 2011-04-17 08:22 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: author's note. - (Anonymous), 2011-04-17 09:59 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: author's note. - (Anonymous), 2011-04-17 10:08 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: author's note. - nikkikoala90, 2011-04-17 11:19 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: author's note. -OP - ymorton, 2011-04-18 03:37 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: author's note. - poose78, 2011-04-18 04:21 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: author's note. - leladancer18, 2011-04-18 06:58 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: author's note. - casey_sms, 2011-04-18 01:40 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: author's note. - fuocotanzer, 2011-04-19 12:16 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: author's note. - (Anonymous), 2011-05-07 07:33 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL 2: with the reach to the sky (1b/?) - (Anonymous), 2011-03-29 10:38 am (UTC)(Expand)
OP - ymorton, 2011-03-30 01:03 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: OP - ellot, 2011-03-30 10:50 am (UTC)(Expand)
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Re: FILL 2: with the reach to the sky (2/?) - (Anonymous), 2011-04-03 10:18 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL 2: with the reach to the sky (3/?) - (Anonymous), 2011-04-04 10:26 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL 2: with the reach to the sky (4c/?) - (Anonymous), 2011-04-16 04:48 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL 2: with the reach to the sky (4c/?) - (Anonymous), 2011-04-19 04:06 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL 2: with the reach to the sky (4c/?) - (Anonymous), 2011-05-14 06:38 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL 2: with the reach to the sky (4c/?) - (Anonymous), 2011-05-15 03:05 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL 2: with the reach to the sky (4c/?) - (Anonymous), 2011-07-09 04:52 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL 2: with the reach to the sky (4c/?) - (Anonymous), 2011-08-02 05:55 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL 2: with the reach to the sky (4c/?) - (Anonymous), 2011-09-12 10:54 am (UTC)(Expand)
NOTE: with the reach to the sky - ellot, 2011-09-17 02:10 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: NOTE: with the reach to the sky - (Anonymous), 2011-09-18 10:30 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: NOTE: with the reach to the sky - (Anonymous), 2013-10-30 10:56 am (UTC)(Expand)

Andrew/Jesse

(Anonymous)
Can I just get Andrew jerking off thinking about Jesse? Like maybe he didn't even mean to, he's still oblivious to his feelings, but he was in the middle and suddenly thought of Jesse and it was like, holy shit! So he just lets himself think of his smile and his voice, his eyes and the way he lets him touch all over him, his mouth and just everything Jesse and he comes harder than he ever has in his life.

Eduardo/Mark, Outsider Influence/POV

(Anonymous)
SO. I was reading up about Sean Parker (and his oust from Facebook) and came across this;

Facebook's biggest investor, Jim Breyer of Accel Partners, pushed for the ouster

Jim Breyer is on the Board of the Associates of the Harvard Business School and was one of the first investors in Facebook. So I kind of want fic where he actually knew Eduardo because of something to do with the former and I want him to be an investor Eduardo actually brings in? Like, one of his pitches work?

Even better if Jim makes it a point to let Mark know that he's investing because of Eduardo.

I quite like POV which is why this prompt makes sense to me. OUTSIDER POV? So some initial investor who actually LIKED EDUARDO wants him back in the company and kind of thinks Mark will benefit from his friendship again. IDEK WHAT IS THIS PROMPT.

Eduardo/Mark, suicide

(Anonymous)
Eduardo was kidnapped during childhood in Brazil. That's why Papa Saverin packed up and hauled his family to USA. BUT It happened again right after high school. When he was having a graduation trip in Europe maybe? And these guys hurt him badly. That's why he was late getting into Harvard. PTSD.
He was barely keeping it together, but motherhenning mark actually help him focus. And M/D/C's friendship helps quite a lot.
Mark's betrayal happened and Eduardo tried to kill himself. Whether he's successfull or not is up to anon.

I think it's quite obvious I want Eduardo's father to be not as much an asshole as he's usually depicted to be. Father and son have complicated relationship is all.

Question for OP

(Anonymous)
I love this prompt. Question to OP, will you be offended if Eduardo is abused by his kidnappers or would you prefer that the motives of the kidnapping where for monetary gain only. According to Accidental Millionaires , Eduardo's family moved from Brazil because his name showed up on a kidnap list because of his father's success.

Re: Question for OP - (Anonymous), 2011-03-22 01:14 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Question for OP - (Anonymous), 2011-03-22 03:23 am (UTC)(Expand)
Untitled Fill Part I (Prologue) - (Anonymous), 2011-03-24 08:45 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Untitled Fill Part I (Prologue) Cont'd - (Anonymous), 2011-03-24 08:47 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Untitled Fill Part I (Prologue) Cont'd - (Anonymous), 2011-03-25 02:32 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Untitled Fill Part I (Prologue) Cont'd - (Anonymous), 2011-03-25 02:37 am (UTC)(Expand)
OP - (Anonymous), 2011-03-25 02:16 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: OP - (Anonymous), 2011-03-25 02:28 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Untitled Fill Part I (Prologue) Cont'd - (Anonymous), 2011-03-25 08:02 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Untitled Fill Part I (Prologue) Cont'd - (Anonymous), 2011-04-13 08:18 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Untitled Fill Part I (Prologue) Cont'd - (Anonymous), 2011-04-10 12:07 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Untitled Fill Part I (Prologue) Cont'd - (Anonymous), 2011-04-10 12:25 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Untitled Fill Part I (Prologue) Cont'd - (Anonymous), 2011-04-13 10:40 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Untitled Fill Part I (Prologue) Cont'd - (Anonymous), 2011-04-13 08:10 am (UTC)(Expand)
Untitled Fill Part II A - (Anonymous), 2011-04-13 08:00 am (UTC)(Expand)
Untitled Fill Part II B - (Anonymous), 2011-04-13 08:03 am (UTC)(Expand)
Untitled Fill Part II C - (Anonymous), 2011-04-13 08:07 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Untitled Fill Part II C - casey_sms, 2011-04-13 12:14 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Untitled Fill Part II C - (Anonymous), 2011-04-15 05:03 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Untitled Fill Part II C - poemwithnorhyme, 2011-04-13 11:50 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Untitled Fill Part II C - (Anonymous), 2011-04-15 05:05 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Untitled Fill Part II C - (Anonymous), 2011-04-15 08:12 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Untitled Fill Part II C - (Anonymous), 2011-04-24 04:32 am (UTC)(Expand)
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Re: Untitled Fill Part II C - (Anonymous), 2011-04-24 04:31 am (UTC)(Expand)
Can't Stop the Rain Part III A - (Anonymous), 2011-04-22 01:51 am (UTC)(Expand)
Can't Stop the Rain Part III B - (Anonymous), 2011-04-22 01:54 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Can't Stop the Rain Part III B - (Anonymous), 2011-09-12 11:11 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Can't Stop the Rain Part III B - (Anonymous), 2011-09-12 11:31 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Can't Stop the Rain Part III B - (Anonymous), 2011-09-13 02:09 am (UTC)(Expand)
Can't Stop the Rain Part IV A - (Anonymous), 2011-04-22 04:17 am (UTC)(Expand)
Can't Stop the Rain Part IV B - (Anonymous), 2011-04-22 04:20 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Can't Stop the Rain Part IV B - (Anonymous), 2011-04-24 04:21 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Can't Stop the Rain Part IV B - reject36, 2011-04-22 01:27 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Can't Stop the Rain Part IV B - (Anonymous), 2011-04-24 04:26 am (UTC)(Expand)
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Re: Can't Stop the Rain Part IV B - (Anonymous), 2011-04-24 04:29 am (UTC)(Expand)
Can't Stop the Rain Part V A - (Anonymous), 2011-04-24 11:34 am (UTC)(Expand)
Can't Stop the Rain Part V B - (Anonymous), 2011-04-24 11:38 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Can't Stop the Rain Part V B - (Anonymous), 2011-04-24 01:50 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Can't Stop the Rain Part V B - (Anonymous), 2011-04-25 02:25 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Can't Stop the Rain Part V B - (Anonymous), 2011-04-25 02:40 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Can't Stop the Rain Part V B - (Anonymous), 2011-04-25 03:01 am (UTC)(Expand)
Can't Stop the Rain Part VI A - (Anonymous), 2011-04-24 09:22 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Can't Stop the Rain Part VI B - (Anonymous), 2011-04-24 09:24 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Can't Stop the Rain Part VI B - (Anonymous), 2011-04-25 12:32 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Can't Stop the Rain Part VI B - michmush, 2011-04-25 03:52 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Can't Stop the Rain Part VI B - (Anonymous), 2011-04-26 10:45 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Can't Stop the Rain Part VI B - (Anonymous), 2011-04-26 10:42 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Can't Stop the Rain Part VI B - (Anonymous), 2011-04-26 10:46 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Can't Stop the Rain Part VI B - (Anonymous), 2011-04-25 11:37 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Can't Stop the Rain Part VI B - (Anonymous), 2011-04-26 10:50 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Can't Stop the Rain Part VI B - (Anonymous), 2011-04-26 10:52 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Can't Stop the Rain Part VI B - (Anonymous), 2011-04-26 10:56 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Can't Stop the Rain Part VII A - (Anonymous), 2011-04-26 10:17 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Can't Stop the Rain Part VII B - (Anonymous), 2011-04-26 10:19 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Can't Stop the Rain Part VII B - (Anonymous), 2011-04-26 11:01 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Can't Stop the Rain Part VII B - (Anonymous), 2011-04-28 12:18 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Can't Stop the Rain Part VII B - ellot, 2011-04-28 01:01 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Can't Stop the Rain Part VII B - (Anonymous), 2011-04-28 12:22 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Can't Stop the Rain Part VII B - (Anonymous), 2011-04-28 12:23 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Can't Stop the Rain Part VII B - (Anonymous), 2011-04-27 02:02 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Can't Stop the Rain Part VII B - (Anonymous), 2011-04-28 12:26 am (UTC)(Expand)
Stupid OP here T_T - (Anonymous), 2011-04-27 12:06 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Stupid OP here T_T - (Anonymous), 2011-04-28 12:30 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Stupid OP here T_T - (Anonymous), 2011-04-30 01:11 pm (UTC)(Expand)
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Can't Stop the Rain Part VIII A - jcmwrites, 2011-05-05 08:39 am (UTC)(Expand)
Can't Stop the Rain Part VIII B - jcmwrites, 2011-05-05 08:43 am (UTC)(Expand)
Can't Stop the Rain Part VIII C - jcmwrites, 2011-05-05 08:45 am (UTC)(Expand)
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Re: Can't Stop the Rain Part VIII C - (Anonymous), 2011-05-07 08:46 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Can't Stop the Rain Part VIII C - (Anonymous), 2011-05-07 08:51 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Can't Stop the Rain IX Part A - jcmwrites, 2011-05-11 04:41 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Can't Stop the Rain IX Part B - jcmwrites, 2011-05-11 04:45 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Can't Stop the Rain IX Part C - jcmwrites, 2011-05-11 04:47 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Can't Stop the Rain IX Part C - jcmwrites, 2011-05-13 02:26 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Can't Stop the Rain IX Part C - beihuo, 2011-05-12 10:48 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Can't Stop the Rain IX Part C - jcmwrites, 2011-05-13 02:30 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Can't Stop the Rain IX Part C - jcmwrites, 2011-05-13 05:37 am (UTC)(Expand)
Can't Stop the Rain Part X (A) - jcmwrites, 2011-05-15 08:37 am (UTC)(Expand)
Can't Stop the Rain Part X (B) - jcmwrites, 2011-05-15 08:39 am (UTC)(Expand)
Can't Stop the Rain Part X (C) - jcmwrites, 2011-05-15 08:41 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Can't Stop the Rain Part X (C) - beihuo, 2011-05-15 11:04 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Can't Stop the Rain Part X (C) - (Anonymous), 2011-05-17 04:14 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Can't Stop the Rain Part X (C) - xbriyeon, 2011-05-31 12:55 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Update: from the author plus artwork of sorts - (Anonymous), 2011-06-05 03:01 am (UTC)(Expand)
Author fail - jcmwrites, 2011-06-06 12:43 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Can't stop the rain Part XI - jcmwrites, 2011-06-06 12:47 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Can't stop the rain Part XII A - jcmwrites, 2011-06-06 12:51 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Can't stop the rain Part XII B - jcmwrites, 2011-06-06 12:53 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Can't Stop the Rain Part XIII A - jcmwrites, 2011-06-06 12:56 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Can't Stop the Rain Part XIII B - jcmwrites, 2011-06-06 12:59 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Can't Stop the Rain Part XIII C - jcmwrites, 2011-06-06 01:02 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Can't Stop the Rain Part XIV - jcmwrites, 2011-06-06 01:05 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Repost! - jcmwrites, 2011-07-29 12:21 am (UTC)(Expand)