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It's Complicated: But sexy!


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[PART FOUR] CLOSED
THE SOCIAL NETWORK KINK MEME


ASK THE MODS * FAQ * DISCUSSION * RESEARCH * FILL LIST * PART ONE * PART ONE (OVERFLOW) * PART TWO * PART TWO (OVERFLOW) * PART THREE * (PART THREE (OVERFLOW)


GENERAL RULES;

IMPORTANT: please DO NOT post prompts about any non-public people as part of a prompt. for example: randi zuckerberg is fine as she is a public figure both on the internet and on facebook itself. priscilla chan is NOT as she is not a public figure.

if you're in doubt, please message the mod or leave a comment in the discussion post.



♥ post requests and responses in the comments to this post.
♥ be respectful.
♥ both a pairing/character AND a prompt/kink must be posted.
♥ one pairing/prompt per comment please.
♥ you are encouraged to try and write a prompt for every request you make.
♥ we are slash, femslash, het, three-and-moresomes etc. friendly. (we are even incest friendly what with some of our characters being twins and all...)
♥ no pairing bashing, OK? no need to wank over ships.
♥ long and short fics welcome. multiple responses encouraged!
♥ please try to refrain from saying 'seconded!' as much as possible.
♥ on RPF: Please disclaim that it is RPF, a work of fiction and in no way related to the actual actors/persons/etc. (i wouldn't even try and discourage RPF from this meme ;))
WARN FOR COMMON TRIGGERS, PLEASE


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[ARCHIVING]

[DELICIOUS]

[UNFILLED REQUESTS]

[FILLED REQUESTS]

[FLAT VIEW]


have fun!

THERE WILL BE UNMARKED SPOILERS. enter at your own risk! :D



PLEASE READ THE FOLLOWING;

i know you guys are enjoying this meme and i appreciate that but please can you put the SUBJECT HEADER on your prompt. you would REALLY be helping me out if you could do that. it just saves time for me when i'm trying to tag everything in delicious.

AND PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE DO NOT repost prompts from parts one, two or three over here again. the delicious is around for people to find prompts they may not have already seen.
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[RPF] Andrew/Jesse

It's weird no one has done this before.
OKAY! So, Jesse (or Andrew) confesses in an interveiw that he is gay. Cue the other having mildly kinky thoughts and seeing him in a new light!
When Jesse (Or Andrew) goes to kiss the other after some sort of build up the other claims to be 'straight'... blah blah blah... sexual tention... maybe some crying and getting drunk... and BOOM! Sexytimes.

Fill it because you love this fandom? Yeah? Pretty please???

Chris/Dustin - Summer kink

(Anonymous)
In Palo Alto Dustin seems to spend a lot of time outside - and have you seen how pale and red-haired he is?
Can somebody please, please, please, PLEASE write Dustin getting freckles everywhere and Chris insisting he uses sunscreen, but Dustin keeps forgetting and gets sunburned rather badly, so Chris makes it his personal duty to apply suncream - pretty please?
Brownie points for Dustin thinking he looks ridiculous and goofy in his trunks and Chris secretly thinking he's like totally adorable. <3

FILL (1/2)

(Anonymous)
Fail!fill is fail. :D

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Dustin jerked awake. It took a few seconds for him to realize a few things: 1) He was lying on a beach towel on the ground next to the pool, 2) he was partially sunburned, and 3) someone’s hand was on his back. The first two realizations, he didn’t mind so much; he was used to sleeping anywhere and being sunburned to oblivion. The last one, however, made him twitch because whoever was touching him had a really slippery hand.

“How was your nap, dumbass?”

It took another second for Dustin to realize that it was Chris and Chris’s hand on his back, and another for him to acknowledge that Chris was rubbing something on his back. He turned to look immediately, afraid that Chris was rubbing bacon grease into his skin or something equally disgusting. What he saw was a layer of sheen with clumps of white residue on his back, his shoulder, and his forearm.

“Is that lube?” Dustin didn’t know why he said that.

“What? No – no, it’s sunscreen, idiot,” Chris answered, his voice half-amused and half-embarrassed. He picked up the bottle and showed it to Dustin’s face. “I’m trying to save you from skin cancer. Why were – why are you even on the floor?”

“The interns have the chairs,” Dustin said. He gestured toward the two lounge chairs shielded beneath the awning, where two interns were still there with their laptops.

“You’re the paid assassin of Facebook. I think you’re in some position to take a chair from an intern.”

Dustin flashed a lopsided grin and cried out HIIII-YAH, moving his arms into various ninja-like positions. Chris chuckled and pressed a hand on his back to keep him still. Dustin watched Chris squeeze another clump of lotion from the bottle, and he was suddenly aware of how parched his throat was. He looked up at Chris and licked his chapped lip.

“I can – I can do that myself,” Dustin said.

“It’s cool. I’m almost done.”

Chris was already smoothing the sunscreen over his back. His movement was fluid but gentle, like a master pastry chef spreading out a pie dough or a similar metaphor (or was it a simile? He wasn’t sure; he wasn’t the literature major here.) In any case, Chris’s hand running over his back was sending odd shudders through Dustin’s spine. Dustin lowered his chin and rested it on his arm. His forearm smelled like coconut and Chris. It was nice but weird but really nice and he really wanted it but it still felt really weird.

“Wait – wait, what’s the point of putting on sunscreen if I’m already burned? I’m just gonna go back inside anyway.”

“Oh.” Dustin might have imagined it, but Chris sounded kind of disappointed. “Yeah, you’re right.”

He watched Chris close the bottle cap and stood up without another word. He sat up, and there was a horrible feeling at the pit of his stomach that felt like a blend of hunger, guilt, and diarrhea – something that he didn’t really have a word for. He watched Chris linger for a moment, awkward and tense with his head down, and he started to feel really bad. Then, Chris was walking back toward the house, and Dustin wanted to say something but he didn’t know what so he said the first thing that came to mind.

FILL (2/2) - (Anonymous), 2011-03-23 09:00 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL (2/2) - rei17, 2011-03-23 09:09 am (UTC)(Expand)
writer!anon - (Anonymous), 2011-03-24 12:42 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL (2/2) - thewayudoitt, 2011-03-23 06:35 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL (2/2) - earth_is_a_star, 2011-03-23 10:24 pm (UTC)(Expand)

Mark/Eduardo or gen

(Anonymous)
How did Mark and Eduardo meet and become friends, anyway? I'll leave it up to you, anon.

[RPF] Andrew/Jesse

(Anonymous)
So the boys mentioned that they've never met until TSN, but I'm asking for an AU where they actually did. Except it was just one of those One Night Stands.

Chris/Dustin, Chris/Eduardo, Eduardo/Mark

(Anonymous)
So maybe Dustin is in love with Chris, but is too shy/scared/afraid of rejection to say anything. And Eduardo can tell but Chris doesn't believe it, though he does admit that whenever he's with someone else, Dustin does act in a way that can be called jealous.

Then maybe he's drunk, maybe he's not, but Eduardo changes his facebook status to 'in a relationship with Chris Hughes,' hoping to get Dustin to finally admit his feelings. Only Dustin doesn't because he's trying to be a good friend, even though he hates seeing Chris and Eduardo together (because if this is going to work, they have to make it look real).

As Dustin gets progressively sadder/less able to handle seeing his two friends together, Mark becomes even harder to deal with because he's even less capable than Dustin to admit his feelings (and the reverse can be true - Chris can tell that Mark has feelings for Eduardo but Eduardo won't believe it).

Basically, Chris/Dustin and Eduardo/Mark are my OTPs, but I really love Chris/Eduardo, so anything involving all three would work for me.

Mark/Eduardo [teacher/student]

(Anonymous)
There have been some fics with teenage Eduardo involved with teacher Mark, which are absolutely fabulous and awesome, but I'd also like to see one where Mark's the younger one and Eduardo's the teacher. And Mark's absolutely persistent and single-minded and Eduardo knows that he shouldn't but he just can't stop himself from being with this teenage kid who's so blatantly fixated on him. But, of course, teenage Mark has his own fair share of issues as well, ones that hopefully older Eduardo will help him work through? IDK IDK I JUST WANT THIS.

Re: Mark/Eduardo [teacher/student]

(Anonymous)
where are these fics you speak of?

Re: Mark/Eduardo [teacher/student] - (Anonymous), 2011-03-22 01:21 am (UTC)(Expand)
FILL: gonna teach you something worth knowing (1/?) - (Anonymous), 2011-03-23 04:55 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL: gonna teach you something worth knowing (1/?) - (Anonymous), 2011-03-23 06:58 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL: gonna teach you something worth knowing (1/?) - (Anonymous), 2011-03-23 07:09 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL: gonna teach you something worth knowing (1/?) - (Anonymous), 2011-03-24 12:12 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL: gonna teach you something worth knowing (1/?) - (Anonymous), 2011-03-24 12:31 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL: gonna teach you something worth knowing (1/?) - (Anonymous), 2011-03-27 12:40 am (UTC)(Expand)
FILL: gonna teach you something worth knowing (2a/?) - (Anonymous), 2011-03-29 08:31 am (UTC)(Expand)
FILL: gonna teach you something worth knowing (2b/?) - (Anonymous), 2011-03-29 08:34 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL: gonna teach you something worth knowing (2b/?) - (Anonymous), 2011-03-29 09:12 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL: gonna teach you something worth knowing (2b/?) - (Anonymous), 2011-03-29 08:56 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL: gonna teach you something worth knowing (2b/?) - (Anonymous), 2011-03-29 08:47 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL: gonna teach you something worth knowing (2b/?) - (Anonymous), 2011-03-29 11:39 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL: gonna teach you something worth knowing (2b/?) - (Anonymous), 2011-03-29 11:55 pm (UTC)(Expand)
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Re: FILL: gonna teach you something worth knowing (2b/?) - (Anonymous), 2011-03-30 04:53 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL: gonna teach you something worth knowing (2b/?) - (Anonymous), 2011-03-30 05:44 pm (UTC)(Expand)
FILL: gonna teach you something worth knowing (3a/?) - (Anonymous), 2011-04-02 09:57 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL: gonna teach you something worth knowing (3a/?) - (Anonymous), 2011-04-02 06:37 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL: gonna teach you something worth knowing (3a/?) - (Anonymous), 2011-04-02 06:38 pm (UTC)(Expand)
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Re: FILL: gonna teach you something worth knowing (3a/?) - (Anonymous), 2011-04-02 07:27 pm (UTC)(Expand)
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Re: FILL: gonna teach you something worth knowing (3c/?) - (Anonymous), 2011-04-11 05:30 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL: gonna teach you something worth knowing (4a/?) - (Anonymous), 2011-04-15 02:01 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL: gonna teach you something worth knowing (4c/?) - (Anonymous), 2011-04-15 07:22 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL: gonna teach you something worth knowing (4c/?) - (Anonymous), 2011-04-16 04:04 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL: gonna teach you something worth knowing (5a/?) - (Anonymous), 2011-04-18 09:53 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL: gonna teach you something worth knowing (5a/?) - (Anonymous), 2011-04-19 02:39 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL: gonna teach you something worth knowing (5b/?) - (Anonymous), 2011-04-19 10:03 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL: gonna teach you something worth knowing (5c/?) - (Anonymous), 2011-04-20 10:36 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL: gonna teach you something worth knowing (6b/?) - (Anonymous), 2011-04-28 11:54 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL: gonna teach you something worth knowing (6b/?) - (Anonymous), 2011-04-28 06:23 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL: gonna teach you something worth knowing (6b/?) - (Anonymous), 2011-04-28 07:19 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL: gonna teach you something worth knowing (6b/?) - (Anonymous), 2011-04-29 05:16 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL: gonna teach you something worth knowing (6c/?) - (Anonymous), 2011-04-30 08:46 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL: gonna teach you something worth knowing (6c/?) - (Anonymous), 2011-05-05 10:23 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL: gonna teach you something worth knowing (7/?) - (Anonymous), 2011-05-01 05:16 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL: gonna teach you something worth knowing (8a/?) - (Anonymous), 2011-05-05 12:51 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL: gonna teach you something worth knowing (1/?) - (Anonymous), 2011-05-01 08:11 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL: gonna teach you something worth knowing (1/?) - (Anonymous), 2011-05-01 10:51 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL: gonna teach you something worth knowing (1/?) - (Anonymous), 2011-05-01 09:43 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL: gonna teach you something worth knowing (1/?) - (Anonymous), 2011-05-05 10:43 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL: gonna teach you something worth knowing (8d/?) - (Anonymous), 2011-05-09 03:10 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL: gonna teach you something worth knowing (8d/?) - (Anonymous), 2011-05-10 01:12 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL: gonna teach you something worth knowing (8d/?) - (Anonymous), 2011-05-10 04:41 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL: gonna teach you something worth knowing (8d/?) - (Anonymous), 2011-05-12 01:27 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL: gonna teach you something worth knowing (8d/?) - (Anonymous), 2011-05-13 04:51 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL: gonna teach you something worth knowing (8d/?) - (Anonymous), 2011-05-18 05:42 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL: gonna teach you something worth knowing (8d/?) - (Anonymous), 2011-05-19 08:30 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL: gonna teach you something worth knowing (8d/?) - (Anonymous), 2011-05-29 03:37 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL: gonna teach you something worth knowing (9a/?) - (Anonymous), 2011-06-08 08:23 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL: gonna teach you something worth knowing (9a/?) - (Anonymous), 2011-06-09 02:25 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL: gonna teach you something worth knowing (9a/?) - (Anonymous), 2011-06-09 06:27 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL: gonna teach you something worth knowing (9a/?) - (Anonymous), 2011-06-09 06:31 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL: gonna teach you something worth knowing (9a/?) - (Anonymous), 2011-06-10 05:31 am (UTC)(Expand)
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Re: FILL: gonna teach you something worth knowing (9a/?) - (Anonymous), 2011-07-24 03:04 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Fill (1/?) - (Anonymous), 2011-03-23 08:50 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Fill (1/?) - leladancer18, 2011-03-23 09:03 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Fill (1/?) - (Anonymous), 2011-03-23 10:11 am (UTC)(Expand)
Fill (2/?) - (Anonymous), 2011-03-23 10:10 am (UTC)(Expand)
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Re: Fill (2/?) - (Anonymous), 2011-03-23 06:50 pm (UTC)(Expand)
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Re: Fill (2/?) - poemwithnorhyme, 2011-03-24 02:10 am (UTC)(Expand)
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Re: Fill (2/?) - (Anonymous), 2011-03-24 04:54 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Fill (3/?) - (Anonymous), 2011-03-27 06:50 am (UTC)(Expand)
Fill (3.5/?) - (Anonymous), 2011-03-27 06:51 am (UTC)(Expand)
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Re: Fill (3.5/?) - (Anonymous), 2011-03-27 08:05 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Fill (3.5/?) - thewayudoitt, 2011-03-27 02:39 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Fill (3.5/?) - tarareedstarr, 2011-03-28 12:05 am (UTC)(Expand)
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Re: Fill (3.5/?) - reject36, 2011-03-30 06:23 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Fill (3.5/?) - fatal_scribbles, 2011-04-01 12:48 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Fill (3.5/?) - (Anonymous), 2011-04-11 06:07 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Fill (3.5/?) - (Anonymous), 2011-04-12 05:34 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Fill (3.5/?) - leladancer18, 2011-04-19 03:27 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Fill (3.5/?) - (Anonymous), 2011-05-05 05:32 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Fill (3.5/?) - (Anonymous), 2011-05-05 06:09 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Fill (5/?) - (Anonymous), 2011-05-20 09:39 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Fill (4/?) - (Anonymous), 2011-05-18 06:53 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Fill (4/?) - (Anonymous), 2011-05-18 06:57 pm (UTC)(Expand)
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Re: Fill (4.5/?) - (Anonymous), 2011-05-18 07:33 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Fill (4.5/?) - (Anonymous), 2011-05-18 07:45 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Fill (4.5/?) - reject36, 2011-05-18 07:36 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Fill (4.5/?) - (Anonymous), 2011-05-18 07:46 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Fill (4.5/?) - skips, 2011-05-18 09:04 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Fill (4.5/?) - (Anonymous), 2011-05-19 01:15 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Fill (4.5/?) - skips, 2011-05-19 01:36 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Fill (4.5/?) - (Anonymous), 2011-05-20 12:21 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Fill (4.5/?) - skips, 2011-05-20 12:29 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Fill (4.5/?) - (Anonymous), 2011-05-20 03:34 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Fill (4.5/?) - xbriyeon, 2011-05-18 09:14 pm (UTC)(Expand)
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Re: Fill (4.5/?) - tarareedstarr, 2011-05-18 09:42 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Fill (4.5/?) - (Anonymous), 2011-05-19 01:18 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Fill (4.5/?) - tarareedstarr, 2011-05-19 02:19 am (UTC)(Expand)
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Re: Fill (4.5/?) - (Anonymous), 2011-05-20 12:22 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Fill (4.5/?) - arcadianmaggie, 2011-05-20 03:49 am (UTC)(Expand)
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Fill (5/?) - (Anonymous), 2011-05-20 09:47 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Fill (5.5/?) - (Anonymous), 2011-05-20 09:51 pm (UTC)(Expand)
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Fill (6/?) - (Anonymous), 2011-05-20 10:13 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Fill (6.5/?) - (Anonymous), 2011-05-20 10:26 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Fill (6.5/?) - reject36, 2011-05-20 10:51 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Fill (6.5/?) - (Anonymous), 2011-05-20 11:05 pm (UTC)(Expand)
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Re: Fill (6.5/?) - (Anonymous), 2011-05-20 11:36 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Fill (6.5/?) - skips, 2011-05-21 12:34 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Fill (6.5/?) - (Anonymous), 2011-05-21 02:35 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Fill (6.5/?) - arcadianmaggie, 2011-05-21 07:46 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Fill (6.5/?) - ohxshebleeds, 2011-05-22 07:30 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Fill (6.5/?) - jcmwrites, 2011-05-24 05:30 pm (UTC)(Expand)
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Re: Fill (6.5/?) - emilys_list, 2011-06-11 06:58 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Fill (6.5/?) - (Anonymous), 2011-06-13 09:47 am (UTC)(Expand)
Sorry, this is part 7, not 6. Lame anon writer is lame. - (Anonymous), 2011-07-31 08:39 pm (UTC)(Expand)
A Bad Education (7.5/?) - (Anonymous), 2011-07-31 09:09 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: A Bad Education (7.5/?) - xbriyeon, 2011-07-31 10:01 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: A Bad Education (7.5/?) - takethewords, 2011-07-31 11:39 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: A Bad Education (7.5/?) - jacks_senses, 2011-08-02 09:22 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: A Bad Education (7.5/?) - (Anonymous), 2011-08-04 08:47 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: A Bad Education (7.5/?) - (Anonymous), 2011-08-10 01:52 pm (UTC)(Expand)

Eduardo/Mark

(Anonymous)
Harvard era. There's a rumor going around campus that Eduardo says someone else's name in the ~heat of the moment~. This has happened more than once.

Chris and Dustin tease him about it, Wardo is embarrassed, and Mark thinks it's bizarre, but isn't interested until people start whispering and giggling about him more than they usually do. However he finds out is up to you, but let it end in sex and fluff and love and all that. ♥

[RPF] Jesse double penetration

(Anonymous)
This will be the least kink meme eeeeeeeeeeeeeever if there's no double penetration fill. Can be Andrew/Jesse/Armie but I'm not picky about pairings...

Any/any - prostate play

(Anonymous)
Right, I need prostate play. I don't care who, I just need this.

Eduardo/Mark courting

(Anonymous)
Mark wants to date Eduardo, but not really knowing what to do, reads some romance novels and decides to pursue a proper courtship by first gaining the approval of Eduardo's father in order to earn Eduardo's hand in marriage. Or, well, at least his hand in committed relationship. During the course of all this, Eduardo isn't sure what's going on, but Mark and his father are both acting fucking weird.

[RPF] Jesse / Armie

(Anonymous)
Armie holds Jesse down and open with those huge hands on the hotel bed and licks him out until he's sobbing for release.

FILL: take over control (1/5) (formatting fixed!)

(Anonymous)
Ugh, ignore my formatting fail on the first try.

* * *

Jesse’s a lot different than he comes across, or how people expect him to be. Sure, he’s neurotic, self-admittedly, and sure, he has social anxieties, but he’s not shy. There’s a difference, and Armie realizes that right away when they start working together. Jesse gets tense around large groups of people and jumbles his words sometimes, but once he’s engaged in a conversation, he always has a lot to say. He’s smart, intimidatingly so, always analyzing situations and himself. And so he finds ways to make things happen, even if he doubts himself all the way through. He’ll try anyway, and he’s not subtle.

So, really, Armie thinks he shouldn’t be as surprised as he is the first time Jesse kisses him. There’s really no clear reason why Jesse chooses the moment he does; they’ve just arrived in Spain and have been chilling in one of the hotel rooms, which Jesse has claimed if his suitcase thrown on the bed is any indication. Not just the two of them but Andrew and Justin as well. But then Justin had decided to call it a night a few minutes before, and Andrew had fallen asleep in an armchair a few feet away, a little bit tipsy from a couple beers and a lot jetlagged. The silence was comfortable, actually. Then Jesse decided to break it by saying, “So, uh, you’ve never mentioned you and your wife are separated.”

“Well, it’s not exactly something I like talking about,” Armie had said, trying not to sound defensive. It’s not like he has some obligation to share his marital problems with everyone, even if they are friends. He’d barely even discussed it with Aaron. In fact, he recalls quite clearly how he ended up telling Aaron a few weeks ago. Aaron had asked whether his wife might want to come to some event, and he’d said, without any additional explanation, Oh, well, we’re actually going through a legal separation, so, I don’t think she would. And then he’d forced a laugh and it’d sounded unbearably fake, the ha ha too articulated, and Aaron had looked at him pityingly but apparently understood that Armie didn’t want to talk about it because he didn’t press the subject.

“Oh. Yeah. I mean, I get that. I just… Are you okay?”

“It’s been pretty much over for a while now, Jess. I’ve gotten used to it.” Jesse had still looked concerned and Armie found himself smiling a little at that, at the way Jesse always cares about everyone, is always aware of what’s going on even unspoken. “I’m fine, really. Thanks.”

“No problem,” Jesse had said, staring down at his hands, eyelashes making dark shadows on his cheeks from the light of the bedside lamp. Then he glanced up and returned the small smile, which made Armie’s stomach twist painfully. His smile turned into a look of confusion. “What?”

Oh. So, maybe Armie had been kind of staring at him. Oops. “Nothing.”

“Everyone thinks Andrew and I are a, well, thing.”

It was Armie’s turn to be confused. Yes, it was true that even the rest of the cast sometimes joked about how close Jesse and Andrew were, but that seemed like an odd change of subject. “Well, you guys don’t do yourselves any favors when there are cameras around,” Armie teased.

“We’re not dating,” Jesse had said, a bit shortly.

“Who’s not dating?” Andrew’s voice came from a few feet away, sounding barely awake. They both jumped, having nearly forgotten his presence.

“No one,” Jesse replied.

“No one,” Andrew echoed, sounding far away. “No one is not... What does that even… Ugh, too drunk.” Then he rolled over in the chair and promptly fell asleep again.

FILL: take over control (2/5) - (Anonymous), 2011-04-03 05:55 am (UTC)(Expand)
FILL: take over control (3/5) - (Anonymous), 2011-04-03 05:57 am (UTC)(Expand)
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Eduardo/Mark; secret piercings

(Anonymous)
Eduardo has piercings of some kind. But not facial piercings/other visible places. Maybe nipples or surface piercings in the chest-ish region? Mark is the only one who knows about the piercings and finds them really hot.

I don't even know. I just started thinking about this because I saw this picture on tumblr if you're curious http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_libif048bR1qb8a3ro1_500.jpg

Eduardo/Mark; The Giving Tree

(Anonymous)
Mark reads The Giving Tree for the first time and realizes that he was the kid who wanted everything and Wardo was the tree who gave everything up for him. He starts getting Wardo weird gifts like baskets of apples, a house, and a boat, accompanied by apologetic messages. Wardo is confused but thinks it's kind of sweet (though he denies it) and eventually makes up with Mark.

[RPF] Andrew/Jesse

(Anonymous)
Can we get some driving to/from set car sex please?

Eduardo/Mark and the Yenta!secretary-fangirls

(Anonymous)
I know it is totally cliche, but it cracks me up that now when you google Eduardo Saverin, you get autocompeltes about betrayal and friendship, and that TSN fic is popping up on the first few search pages.

I totally want for Mark and Eduardo's secretary/PAs to be die-hard fangirls. Mark is a Star Wars nerd, so maybe she was hired in part because she's a scifi geek and he likes that she gets his references. And so there should be a completely implausible thing where the two PAs who have to co-ordinate the horrific schedules so their bosses never have to be in the same city as each other, given the lawsuit and Eduardo's tendancy to throw drinks at Mark, etc, end up chatting as fangirls because one of them lets slip her personal email address is watcherbuffy@gmail.com or something and they find out they're in overlapping fandoms and it's all cool. Until the movie comes out. And they guiltily admit that they watched it, and one of them becomes a huge Jesse/Andrew fan and the other sends her a signed t-shirt from when Mark went on SNL, and it's compeltely mad because these are their bosses, but also Mark/Eduardo and Andrew/Jesse and -

So I totally want for one of them to write a giant Andrew/Jesse story and the other one is beta'ing, and of course she hits the wrong button on her way out at 1am because she's working awful hours and Mark is in a horrible mood, and it goes to him by accident.

And the next day, I want her to come in to the office and see all 48 pages printed out with little red-pen circles around grammatical mistakes and small notes written in his tiny tiny handwriting. Cue hyperventilating panic attack.

And I don't know! Eduardo calls Mark and asks why his assistant in Singapore quit, crying and begging him not to sue her, it was all Andrew Garfield's fault, and eventually it all ends happily but Mark and Eduardo buy premiere tickets to Spiderman etc for both of the PAs on the promise that they will Never Ever go on tsn_kinkmeme again.

FILL - Part 1

(Anonymous)
Guess what? I have a fill! Please forgive me if it is not up to par. Comments and criticisms are always welcome.

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It starts like this:

May 2, 2005

To: jONeill@facebook.offices.net

From: zhoulienhua84@mailasia.com

Subject: A collaboration?

To Ms. Jennifer O’Neill:

If I am not mistaken, we may both have similar scheduling problems with our clients. After all, we must ensure that Mr. Zuckerberg and Mr. Saverin never meet face to face at any of the various functions they attend. This last meeting was a complete disaster, what with the palpable tension in the air and the champagne in the face halfway through the charity function.

If it is not too forward of me, I would like to suggest collaborating to make both of our jobs easier, and both of our bosses happier.

Sincerely,

Zhou Lien-Hua


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Jen is rightfully suspicious, but a quick background check reveals that Ms. Zhou is, in fact, Eduardo Saverin’s personal assistant in Singapore. His very young, close to Jen’s age, personal assistant. She seems genuine enough, and so, in less than forty-eight hours, the two have struck up an unlikely partnership, exchanging emails at least once a week. Neither one mentions anything personal; that could be bad for business.

At least, they keep it impersonal until Jen makes a tiny mistake after worrying through one of Mark’s thirty-six hour coding tears. They’re supposed to be meeting with a representative from the Washington Post and presenting at a few colleges in Massachusetts in sixteen hours. Now, Jen had always liked to keep all of her emails in one, centralized location for easy access, and thus routed everything through her personal Gmail account. It is not surprising, therefore, that she would eventually slip up.

Jen has been awake for close to forty-two hours by the time she gets around to emailing the schedule to Lien-Hua, and forgets to route it through her facebook email. She doesn’t realize her mistake until she is checking email on her phone as the Facebook party is disembarking from the plane at the Bradley International Airport, and she sees that she has an email with an update on Saverin’s schedule sent from her personal email account.

“Shit,” she breathes, mortified.

Mark, just in front of her, glances back. “Problem?” he asks, monotone as usual.

“It’s personal,” Jen says quickly. “Unimportant.”

Mark turns away again, and his hands begin to run absently along the seam of his bag. Jen can tell that he is itching to pull out his laptop to begin coding again. His four hour nap on the plane seems to have rejuvenated him, which is more than Jen can say about her own. She turns back to her phone and frowns, noticing an email from a strange account.

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January 26, 2006

To: whovianlover@gmail.com

From: beammeupbuffy@gmail.com

Subject: For your enjoyment

Jennifer,

I'm assuming that you sent me the schedule on accident via your personal email account, so to be fair, here's mine.

Attached is Mr. Saverin's schedule for the next five days.

Lien-Hua


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Jen lets out an undignified snort, part shocked amusement and part delighted (and internalized) fangirling and begins typing a reply.