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THE SOCIAL NETWORK KINK MEME


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GENERAL RULES;

IMPORTANT: please DO NOT post prompts about any non-public people as part of a prompt. for example: randi zuckerberg is fine as she is a public figure both on the internet and on facebook itself. priscilla chan is NOT as she is not a public figure.

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♥ post requests and responses in the comments to this post.
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♥ both a pairing/character AND a prompt/kink must be posted.
♥ one pairing/prompt per comment please.
♥ you are encouraged to try and write a prompt for every request you make.
♥ we are slash, femslash, het, three-and-moresomes etc. friendly. (we are even incest friendly what with some of our characters being twins and all...)
♥ no pairing bashing, OK? no need to wank over ships.
♥ long and short fics welcome. multiple responses encouraged!
♥ please try to refrain from saying 'seconded!' as much as possible.
♥ on RPF: Please disclaim that it is RPF, a work of fiction and in no way related to the actual actors/persons/etc. (i wouldn't even try and discourage RPF from this meme ;))
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PLEASE READ THE FOLLOWING;

i know you guys are enjoying this meme and i appreciate that but please can you put the SUBJECT HEADER on your prompt. you would REALLY be helping me out if you could do that. it just saves time for me when i'm trying to tag everything in delicious.

AND PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE DO NOT repost prompts from parts one, two or three over here again. the delicious is around for people to find prompts they may not have already seen.
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(Anonymous)
Mark just having things pile upon him (like..idk being sued by Eduardo and stuff like that) until he caves in from all the stress and does something completely OOC like praying or even noticing thinks he wouldn't normally. Other than that...I don't care.

Eduardo is bipolar

(Anonymous)
Eduardo is bipolar, have been diagnosed and medicated since he was early teenager, lots of family shame and daddy issues as a result, but for some reason he stops taking his medication when he is at Harvard. When he's manic he is super efficient and gets all his work done and gets top grades and has ideas and inspiration to do things, but when he's down he isolates himself (goes to new york instead of callifornia), is angsty and generally just distracted.

Cue Marks lawyers bringing it up during the deposition and Mark being all WTF, why didn't I know about this?

Re: Eduardo is bipolar

I shouldn't even look sideways at this prompt, let alone consider it. (Hint: I'm considering it.)

I have too many prompts piled up as it is, but well, maybe.

That said, this should definitely not discourage anyone else from filling it.

Also, I meant to add that it's interesting that you bring the lawsuit into this because if Eduardo was off his meds at the time he signed those contracts, there could be a case made for taking advantage of someone with diminished capacity and then things would get Very, Very complicated. (That's probably worded wrong, but basically, if Wardo was cray-cray at the time, and wasn't really aware of what he was signing, then it's trouble for Mark and his team.)

Edited at 2011-03-23 02:15 am (UTC)

Re: Eduardo is bipolar - leladancer18, 2011-03-23 06:08 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Eduardo is bipolar - quickpixie, 2011-03-28 02:44 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Eduardo is bipolar - breverith, 2011-03-29 05:18 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Eduardo is bipolar - quickpixie, 2011-03-29 10:30 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Eduardo is bipolar - breverith, 2011-03-29 11:02 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Eduardo is bipolar - quickpixie, 2011-03-30 12:47 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Eduardo is bipolar - breverith, 2011-03-30 02:47 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Eduardo is bipolar - quickpixie, 2011-03-30 04:11 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Eduardo is bipolar - breverith, 2011-03-30 04:23 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Eduardo is bipolar - quickpixie, 2011-03-30 05:05 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Eduardo is bipolar - teawithnoddy, 2011-03-30 04:39 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Eduardo is bipolar - quickpixie, 2011-03-30 05:13 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Eduardo is bipolar - (Anonymous), 2011-03-31 09:15 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Eduardo is bipolar - (Anonymous), 2011-03-31 09:22 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Eduardo is bipolar - quickpixie, 2011-03-31 07:17 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Eduardo is bipolar - (Anonymous), 2011-03-31 09:01 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Eduardo is bipolar - (Anonymous), 2011-03-31 03:31 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Eduardo is bipolar - quickpixie, 2011-03-31 07:13 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Eduardo is bipolar - (Anonymous), 2011-03-23 01:49 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Eduardo is bipolar - leladancer18, 2011-03-24 02:58 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Eduardo is bipolar - (Anonymous), 2011-03-27 03:44 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Eduardo is bipolar - poose78, 2011-03-24 04:12 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Eduardo is bipolar - (Anonymous), 2011-03-27 03:52 pm (UTC)(Expand)
A NOTE - quickpixie, 2011-04-23 05:26 am (UTC)(Expand)

[RPF] Andrew/Jesse Grey's Anatomy AU

(Anonymous)
I can see there already is an Eduardo/Mark version of this prompt, but the idea wont leave my head so here it goes; Andrew, Jesse, Armie, Justin, Joe +++ are all interns at a very renowned hospital, complete with doctor/nurses relationships and soap-opera worthy diagnosis' that happens once every millennium. Aaron and David must be mentors!

[RPF] Andrew/Jesse Ugly Betty inspired

(Anonymous)
Andrew is the son of the CEO of a Condé Nast inspired firm and is given the job as Editor of one of his biggest-selling magazines. But Andrew struggles to focus, is a ginormous flirt and everyone loves him and his dad is losing patience with him. The first thing his father does is fire the hot secretary, and hires what he thinks is a boring but brilliant replacement; Jesse. Jesse and Andrew strike up an unusual friendship and against all odds Andrew starts getting his act together (Maybe he ends up taking Jesse for granted, and doesn't realize what he has until he might lose him?)

[RPF] Andrew/Jesse 40 Days and 40 Nights AU

(Anonymous)
Andrew decides to take a vow of celibacy for Lent/a bet (reason up to you), only to meet the man of his dreams like the day after he makes the vow. NO ONE thinks he will last, but Andrew is determined

Mark/Eduardo, pool!sex

(Anonymous)
Mark fucking Eduardo while they're inside a pool. Or vice-versa (I'm easy)

Mark/Eduardo; lyrics!prompt, failed suicide attempt

Never was much of a romantic,
I could never take the intimacy
and I know it did damage,
'cause the look in your eyes is killing me
I guess you're at an advantage
'cause you can blame me for everything;
and I don't know how I'ma manage
if, one day, you just up and leave

Failed suicide attempt on Mark's behalf; he didn't realise that after the depositions and settlement, Wardo wouldn't want to be his friend anymore- he assumed they would go back to them being best friends, just no longer business partners, and can't handle the thought of life without Wardo :(


You guys. I don't even LIKE Kanye West. But, this is Mark's theme tune, for reals. Make me cry anons. Make it hurt. Serious angst over Wardo and everything, and a then happy/hopeful ending. Please?

Re: Mark/Eduardo; lyrics!prompt, failed suicide attempt

(Anonymous)
See I always found it weird that anyone could think Mark would commit suicide. Mark is such a brilliant mind I imagine him thinking it would be selfish, and he has too much to accomplish even if he was heartbroken. Lol I'm sorry no offense to you or your prompt, I just find it interesting.

Re: Mark/Eduardo; lyrics!prompt, failed suicide attempt - (Anonymous), 2011-03-22 07:49 pm (UTC)(Expand)
(sticks nose in) - fairy_tale_echo, 2011-03-25 08:08 am (UTC)(Expand)

AU Mark/Eduardo or [GEN] Merchants of DEATH!

(Anonymous)
So apparently around the same time as the birth of Facebook, a couple of college-aged guys were using the internet to become multi-millionaire arms dealers from their apartment. TRUFAX.

http://www.rollingstone.com/politics/news/the-stoner-arms-dealers-20110316?page=1

Of course, Mark wouldn't have been perpetually stoned and he probably would have been better at it. MerchantOfDeath!Mark and Wardo! They could be doing arms deals in between midterms and visiting arms dealer conventions over spring break! No wonder Wardo was able to make $300,000 by studying the weather!

Zombieland/Andrew/Jesse

(Anonymous)
A zombie apocalypse has reached America, and Jesse survived. He thinks all his friends are dead, until he runs in to Andrew and is ecstatic. Jesse/Andrew love happens.

RPF Jesse/Andrew, Emma and Justin intervention

(Anonymous)
On the set of Friends with Benefits, Emma Stone and Justin Timberlake hit it off like two crazy but awesome houses on fire. They decide to intervene and save Jesse and Andrew from themselves. Bonus points for Woody Harrelson, the phrase "nut up or shut up," and reference to Andrew's new Amazing bod.

Now I'm going to go hide in shame.

[RPF] Andrew/Jesse

(Anonymous)
I really need a sweet, fluffy future fic with Andrew and Jesse in established relationship WITH KIDS. One or two daughters earn bonus points. Just, please, someone, make it happen?

[filled] i have been searching all of my days

shamelessly fluffy, you might want to visit your dentist afterwards =_=
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The kids are well-adjusted, well, mostly, something Jesse is grateful for because he remembers growing up feeling nervous all the time and jittery, his head ducked down, his hands balled inside the front of his shirt.

Dillon is four and is every bit Andrew’s son, with his thick hair and brown eyes. He has a lisp because his two front teeth are missing, and he loves eating melons and the color red, and once, Jesse bought him a baseball, just to see what he would do with it, and Dillon, he drew it a face with a beard and sunglasses and then threw it out the window where it hit a passing man’s head. But it’s his sister Jesse’s worried about. Lois, who is six and has just started school, reminds him of himself. She’s stubborn and likes keeping to herself and spends whole days lying on her stomach, drawing on the living floor. She has his curls, thick and unruly, like a bird’s nest. She pouts up at Jesse and whines when he wrestles her down in front of the dressing mirror and flattens her hair with a fine tooth comb.

Jesse watches her toddle off to school in the morning with her pink backpack and lopsided headband and waits until she turns and waves at him, standing on her toes, smiling, her grin no longer gummy and toothless like it used to be when she was a baby before driving back home, his heart in his throat, and where where Dillon is waiting to be fed breakfast and where Andrew is still buried under the covers, his face dented with pillow marks.

They live in a three bedroom apartment in New York City. They argued for a year about where to raise their kids, living with Andrew’s parents first in Surrey and then in LA where they bought a house. Finally, Andrew relented and they bought bigger apartment in New York City with room for the kids, and all the cats, and room for them too when they wanted to be apart.

Dillon is almost five now. Jesse feels old and ancient, lying in his bed at night, thinking about the last ten years. He thinks about Dillon as a baby, tiny and gurgling and soft in his arms, and then thinks of him now in his Transformers t-shirt, parked in front of the television on the Playstation, his hair wild and sticking up, just like Andrew’s.

When Jesse gets broody and thoughtful, Andrew knows when to leave him alone. They’re still figuring each other out, even after all this time, happy for the most part, but not completely trouble-free. Whenever they fight, Andrew is the first one to apologize, rolling onto his side in bed and pawing at Jesse under the covers. Andrew wants him, wants sex, as often as possible, whenever, and Jesse wants it too but has a lot more self control.

When the kids have been put to bed, Dillon read a bedtime story, Jesse locks the door and slides under the blankets, curls himself around Andrew like cartoon smoke. Andrew kisses him in the dark, smiling into his mouth, his hands warm where they rest flat against the slope of Jesse’s back. They fuck as quietly as possible, which isn’t very quiet at all, because Jesse’s learned how to be loud in the last five years as Andrew hums pleasure around his cock. They move together, sweat painting their skin, the bed creaking softly in the night as Andrew thrusts and thrusts and thrusts. The ache builds in the pit of Jesse’s stomach and he licks the line of sweat from Andrew’s neck, pushing back against him and gripping his shoulders with his fingernails. And then it’s over, and they lie on their backs, catching their breaths and laughing until Andrew reaches across the bedspread and tucks himself against Jesse’s side.

“I’m sleepy,” Andrew says to him, folding a long leg over him.

“Good night,” Jesse yawns.

Re: [filled] i have been searching all of my days - (Anonymous), 2011-05-04 03:02 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: [filled] i have been searching all of my days - (Anonymous), 2011-05-06 06:07 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: [filled] i have been searching all of my days - (Anonymous), 2011-05-10 03:08 pm (UTC)(Expand)

[RPF] Jesse/Andrew

(Anonymous)
Noir anyone?

Andrew/girl!Jesse

(Anonymous)
Okay okay, so I've asked for pregnant girl!Mark, now I'm craving pregnant girl!Jesse. I'm thinking this could be just extremely fluffy, so to create some tension it should be a surprise pregnancy where Jesse is all nerves over Andrew's reaction thinking he'll break up with her or something. Oh my god, what have my life become *runs and hides*

FILL: it's not perfection (but it's good enough) (1/3)

(Anonymous)
i might fill this again with another wip, but for now, i do like this fill that i wrote that isn't a wip, and i hope you enjoy it as well.

At the moment, Jessica Eisenberg is currently hyperaware of two things, one, she is currently pregnant with her boyfriend’s child and two, the pregnancy means that she is so very, very screwed, both literally and figuratively. Well, formerly screwed, at least, though she probably had sex between whenever this baby was conceived and this moment in time. However, once she actually told Andrew having sex will probably never ever happen again, which is depressing in and of itself, but add to it the reason that it would never happen again and Jessie finds that she sort of wants to cry. She’d blame it on the hormones, but she doesn’t know if that’d be entirely accurate.

God. This wasn’t supposed to happen to her, ever. For the longest time she had honestly considered the fact that she’d grow up to be the crazy cat lady who acted and then The Social Network happened and she met Andrew who for some completely insane and unknown reason thought she was fantastic and wanted to be with her and date her and kiss her and have sex with her. Have fantastic sex with her, frequently with endearments said and cuddling, so much cuddling and orgasms and a surprising amount of variety, because his cock was kind of fun to suck and he apparently liked eating her out. Well, women in general, but she doesn’t like thinking of other women outside of like, maybe Emma and maybe some of his co-stars, doing anything sexual with him because it kind of makes her heart do this weird twisty thing and she kind of feels like she wants to die when that happens. The point is, this whole accidental pregnancy thing was never supposed to happen to her. She knows that she can maybe take care of a kid, and if not her mom will be wonderful and help, but she has movies lined up because apparently really like her after being nominated (which still doesn’t make sense to her and probably never will) for an Oscar and Andrew has Spiderman coming up and it’s already hard enough to be with him like this and no one is going to want to see a Spiderman with a neurotic and pregnant girlfriend even if she’s a fucking Oscar nominee and one of the sexiest geeks alive (she thought girls were supposed to look like librarians to get that title and she doesn’t think she looks like a librarian), which means that Andrew will have to break up with her if only for his career. Even if it wasn’t because of that, she highly doubts that he actually wants a kid right now with her, no matter how much he says he loves her, because they’re not a normal couple at all. They’re the anti-thesis of normal and that’s just-no. You don’t bring up a child in their relationship that could end any day.

The worst part about this other than the obvious though, has to be the fact that all of the pregnancy tests she took are mocking her, just sitting on the bathroom counter with their positives and Jessie really just wishes one was negative because it could give her the hope that the others were wrong and that she wasn’t pregnant, but no, they all are positive and that means she is screwed.

FILL: it's not perfection (but it's good enough) (2/3) - (Anonymous), 2011-03-24 03:10 am (UTC)(Expand)
FILL: it's not perfection (but it's good enough) (3/3) - (Anonymous), 2011-03-24 03:10 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL: it's not perfection (but it's good enough) (3/3) - (Anonymous), 2011-03-24 07:13 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL: it's not perfection (but it's good enough) (3/3) - (Anonymous), 2011-03-24 09:45 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL: it's not perfection (but it's good enough) (3/3) - (Anonymous), 2011-03-24 02:09 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL: it's not perfection (but it's good enough) (3/3) - (Anonymous), 2011-03-24 11:06 pm (UTC)(Expand)

Eduardo/Mark

(Anonymous)
Making out.

Chris/Dustin, crossdressing lapdance

Dustin loses a bet (or gets this a forfeit for something) and has to give Chris a lapdance within a week of losing. Everybody thinks he will do it in their dorm one night, but he drags them all out to a gay club and disappears, and returns in Christina Aguilera's female sailor outfit here- http://www.videostatic.com/photos/uncategorized/cristinaag_candy.jpg, whilst singing "Candyman" on karaoke and gives Chris the most embarrassing yet hilarious lap-dance ever. Everyone else laughs thinking it very amusing, but it ~seriously turns Chris on. Leads to Chris/Dustin after when they get home. Bonus if Chris wants him to keep the dress!



(This is what happens when you read fic on this meme just before going out to a dance/aerobics class- we do a Swing dance to that song, and then I had this idea and grinned like a maniac for the rest of the class, and I bet my instructor thinks I'm on something now, lol.)