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[Crossover] Eduardo/Mark, [Dead Like Me]

(Anonymous)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dead_Like_Me

Post-movie Eduardo Saverin dies, but instead of moving on to the afterlife he becomes a grim reaper.

Eduardo/Mark

(Anonymous)
Mark eating a lollipop or a popsicle...sexiness...

Seasons [1/1]

It was the dead of winter.
The snow laying on the ground turned the scenery a bluish-white. A dull, solemn feeling came over the campus. Translucent flakes fell from the gray clouds overhead, Eduardo noticed as he sat by the window, trying to stay awake.

It was the dead of winter.

So why, Eduardo thought while rubbing his eyes, is Mark eating a popsicle?

Popsicles are a treat for the summer. You eat them in the sun, as they melt over your closed fingers. That's the way Eduardo liked it. Only eat popsicles when they should be eaten. Not when snow is covering the ground, and the sun is nowhere to be seen.

He glanced over at his friend, planning on making a sarcastic comment about his dessert choices. He had the smirk all ready on his face. But his grin quickly turned into his jaw dropping.

Mark's lips were wrapped tightly around the bright cherry popsicle, dying his lips a deep red. Eduardo saw the length of the popsicle bulging in the inside of his cheek. It must be on purpose, Eduardo thought. This has got to be on purpose.

Even if he knew Eduardo was catching on, he didn't stop his antics. He unwrapped his lips, and began licking the cherry pop, starting from the top of the stick to the pointy tip of the treat. His tongue was a noticeable red hue. The juices from the slightly melted popsicle drizzled down onto the hand clutching the popsicle stick.

Eduardo's pants grew tight. His breath got caught in his throat.

The popsicle was shrinking, but Mark seemed to only get rougher with his treat, licking it up and down and lapping up the red juice on his fingers. His saliva glistened on his finger, and the popsicle left sticky marks on his cheeks. Eduardo didn't know if he could hold back. He couldn't whip out his erection right there, even though he desperately wanted to. He adjusted himself in his chair, praying he wouldn't cum, right there, no please, not now...

And as he prayed, Mark managed to fit the remaining popsicle in his mouth. And with one swift movement, he pulled the stick out of his mouth, not one piece of red dessert in site.

Eduardo had officially ruined his new pair of jeans

At that exact moment, Mark turned his head to Eduardo, a satisfied grin on his face, licking his deep red lips. With one dry laugh, he stood up and walked away, presumably to throw away the stick, but he never returned.

That next afternoon, as Mark apathetically glanced over his notes, he saw Eduardo relax on the couch next to him, holding a neon green popsicle in his hand, knowingly smiling at him.

Mark put down his notes, and gave Eduardo his full attention. He would've claimed it before long anyway.

Re: Seasons [1/1] - (Anonymous), 2011-03-23 01:58 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Seasons [1/1] - tearsxdrown, 2011-03-23 03:05 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Seasons [1/1] - (Anonymous), 2011-03-23 05:54 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Seasons [1/1] - tearsxdrown, 2011-03-23 06:41 pm (UTC)(Expand)

Eduardo/Mark

(Anonymous)
mark's doodles from the depositions include a really elaborate sketch portrait of wardo. up to the author whether it's actually good or not so much/it's the thought that counts. either way, wardo finds out (or finds IT) (or mark could even give it to him?), and emotions and, um, slash and stuff ensue!

Re: Eduardo/Mark

i filled this here. i hope it's what you wanted!

Eduardo/Mark - Mark learns about food and its kinky possibilities

(Anonymous)
A couple of years after the depositions, Eduardo and Mark have pretty much worked out their issues, Mark has apologized, they're trying to start/re-start a relationship that is strong at the base (because they really want the other back in their lives) but unsure at the forms (because after all the mess the physical attraction and all the feelings are hard to handle)...

... and Mark begins to stress out because he knows he totally sucks at the romance department and he's afraid that Wardo will get bored now that the drama is over and Mark (he thinks) has nothing else to offer. Someone (his therapist? his mother? his assistant? Dustin?) gives him the idea of surprising Eduardo cooking him a nice meal next time he visits.

In the website that Mark consults looking for recipes easy to follow, there's and ad of cooking lessons. He starts going secretly. And he's good at it. And, most important of all, he loves it.

The following is very wanted to happen:

- facebook staff freaking out when Mark starts bringing cakes to people's birthdays.
- Dustin being the one that finds out about Mark's lessons and therefore being forced by Mark to taste all his recipes.
- Mark Zuckeberg likes eggplant and Dustin Moskovitz says lol
- a sassy cooking teacher, of course.

But this is really about:

- Eduardo licking olive oil from Mark's fingers.
- Mark sucking ice-cream from Eduardo's belly-button.
- Hot chocolate, melting cheese, spicy sauces, couscous, random Brazilian dishes... all preferably eaten in contexts of nakedness and sexy times.

And, specially:

Mark having something simple and funny in his life, a hobby that allows him to get in touch with people in a way that he doesn't feel awkward, and also helps him to feel better and more confident with his beloved Wardo.

/long prompt is long.

Re: Eduardo/Mark - Mark learns about food and its kinky possibilities

I love this! <333
May I suggest Brigadeiro, Beijinho, or Casadinho for "random Brazilian dishes"? They are perfect for sexy times.
And maybe Wardo comparing them to Casadinho and explaining it to Mark? That would be a win.

Andrew/Jesse or Eduardo/Mark

(Anonymous)
I want some sort of pizza boy fic. I don't know why, I can just see any of these boys delivering pizza in a cute uniform to the other, and them developing such a crush they just keep ordering pizza all the time. lol Maybe Mark is rich and lonely and pizza boy!Andrew catches his eye, or Andrew gets hungry and adorable Jesse comes knocking at his door.

Idek, okay.

Re: Andrew/Jesse or Eduardo/Mark

(Anonymous)
OMG! idk why but i think smitten!eduardo/andrew as the caller & awkward, stand-offish, 'what-is-going-on-here' mark/jesse as the pizza boy is FREAKING ADORABLE!!! do want!

ACK, Sorry, Fail :( - (Anonymous), 2011-03-31 12:08 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: ACK, Sorry, Fail :( - smilewander, 2013-11-28 06:32 am (UTC)(Expand)

..Whiskas anyone?

(Anonymous)
Rofl saw this on TV and instantly thought of Mark like being on a video conference call thing and the people of Facebook all like "...Mark?..." replace the cat with..anyone and there you go!
...Link wont post but it's the new Conference Call Whiskas commercial

[RPF] Andrew/Jesse

Has anyone done pollen-fic? As in, one of them ends up eating something with some sort of special ingredient idk whatever and THEY HAVE TO FUCK WHOEVER IS CLOSEST which just happens to be the other one. And if they don't, they're in a lot of pain/could die so there's no getting out of it.

I want tons of orgasms, because the drug is awesome that way, and just desperate, I-don't-want-to-force-you/I-feel-like-I'm-taking-advantage/BUT-I-ALREADY-WANTED-YOU sex. Happy endings are lovely.

Jesse had a habit of buying exotic fruits on an impulse. Andrew became used to walking in on set, and seeing coloful arrays of various fruits sprawled out on the tables. When he wasn't in a scene, Jesse would sit in the corner, watching, and eating a new, colorful fruit.

Andrew never thought much of it. He sometimes wondered if Jesse even knew what he was eating. He became used to walking in and seeing Jesse reading his script, rinds of a foreign fruit next to him. But one morning, Andrew walked in with lights on, and his script left on the table. But he didn't see Jesse anywhere in the room.

Unusual, yes, but Andrew put it out of his mind and tried to make himself comfortable in set. As he was reading over one of his scenes, he heard a moan come from a back room. The hairs on the back of his neck stood up. It was sensual, and painful. It confused him. He heard the moan again, and knew it was Jesse.

He followed the sounds of his moaning to a rarely used supply closet. Andrew debated for a minute on whether he should go inside. Maybe Jesse was enjoying a moment of privacy in a janitor's closet. But when he heard his moan again, a moan laced with pain, he barged in on Jesse, his hand cluthced around his member, red-faced and breathing heavily.

"Oh, fuck, Jesse" Eduardo stepped back, averting his eyes. "It sounded like you were dying in there. God, why can't you do this at home?"

Jesse looked up at him, consumed with lust, small tears forming in his eyes. "Please... Andrew..." He never onced stopped jerking off. He kept looking at Andrew, defeated. "Please... God, just fuck me... Please. I don't know... I don't know, I need it... It hurts, Andrew..." He moaned again, blushing with shame.

Andrew stopped and looked at him. He saw the desperate need in his face, and had no idea what to do. He took a step closer, wondering if this was a joke. For a second, he prayed it wasn't. "Jesse, what happened?"

"I don't know... F-fuck... Just ate a fruit... Don't know what... Made it... hurt..."

Andrew kneeled on the floor with Jesse, and with some pity, and some shameful excitment in his eyes. "Jesse", he said quietly. "I'm gonna make you feel better, okay?"

make it better [2/2] - tearsxdrown, 2011-03-23 07:42 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: make it better [2/2] - (Anonymous), 2011-03-23 08:42 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: make it better [2/2] - casey_sms, 2011-03-24 09:44 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: make it better [2/2] - tearsxdrown, 2011-03-24 11:43 am (UTC)(Expand)

[RPF] Andrew/Jesse,

(Anonymous)
Supernatural AU: Jesse is the all powerful, half-demon child from season 5.
He grows up, invents Andrew or meets Andrew in Australia. Demon chase & romance ensue!

Re: [RPF] Andrew/Jesse,

I have been wondering if I should post a SPN crossover for days! Every fandom needs one :) And Jesse Turner growing up into Jesse Eisenberg? AWESOME-SAUCE. My mind cannot even handle this. I need it. I neeeeeeeed it. Jesse would be the most adorable Cambion ever. I need this like burning.



....I might have to do it.

Re: [RPF] Andrew/Jesse, - salvadore_hart, 2011-03-23 07:25 pm (UTC)(Expand)

[RPF] Andrew/Jesse, [RPF] Mark/Eduardo

(Anonymous)
Ok, I know it's not good to bring in the real guys but please don't attack me for it ok?! I would love to just have a fic of all 4 of them together! Whatever happens between them is up to the writer but something sexy should happen later on of course ;]. *runs away*

[RPF] Eduardo/Mark, the real ones

(Anonymous)
Yeah, I know I shouldn't be doing this, and this is never going to be filled, but I've thinking about it the whole week and it's driving me insane...

Cliché!fic where real!Mark find this kinkmeme and becomes obssessed with Mark/Eduardo, jerking off to it, imagining them (the real ones) while reading fic, even thinking of crazy things like hiring Andrew and Jesse to act some fic for him.

Maybe he likes some specific kind of fic best and that shows what he thinks of the depositions and all that, or shows what he likes in bed.

Maybe he creates a bot and send some links to Eduardo in a Facebook message.

Maybe he can be all troll in some fics, like saying "This is not like Mark Zuckerberg would act", and everyone answers saying they are writing about the characters in TSN, not the real!Mark, cue to him being all angsty about that and how the truth is different and he and Eduardo don't even talk anymore, and maybe he does something.

IDK. Just, if someone does this, I swear I'll build them an altar. And if there's a happy ending, I'll buy you an island and make you our queen/king.

Chris/Dustin

(Anonymous)
Chris domming the fuck out of Dustin with fluffy aftercare.

Eduardo/Mark or [RPF] Andrew/Jesse

(Anonymous)
i was just watching jesse's SNL and when he said that he plays mark by holding his head really still and stiff, the first thing i thought was MASSAGES PLEASE. either eduardo for mark when he's just sitting that way for hours and his shoulders are like up at his ears, or andrew for jesse after a lot of takes and a sore neck.

Do with this what you will, it speaks for itself. (Cam/Ty)

(Anonymous)
http://vimeo.com/13036560

Just know I desperately want something to come out of this.
I AM A SOURCE OF INSPIRATION.

Or, just, perhaps, Tyler teasing Cam with dirty talk, just detailed little things about his body. I have a thing about bodywork/anatomy fff.


Eduardo/Mark Swan Lake AU

(Anonymous)
"Male dancers portray the swans as aggressive and arrogant animals rather than the delicate, sentimentalized swans traditionally portrayed by ballerinas." (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1QxgNNJZXkE)

Mark as the cursed prince who is swan by day and man by night. Eduardo as the prince who would rather die than not know love.

Jesse/Andrew, stuttering

(Anonymous)
Andrew has the most adorable stutter. Cue self-consciousness and even maybe a smidge of angst.

Thankfully, Jesse's there to make it all better.