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Eduardo/Mark. Past Eduardo/Other. Domestic violence.

(Anonymous)
Eduardo swore he’d never be with another man after being dumped by his high school boyfriend. An emotionally, verbally and physically abusive guy who almost destroyed him. It took a lot of hard work for him to rebuild himself, hard work that was all but undone when Mark betrayed him.

It’s years later, the asshole ex wants back in his life (bank account) and he’s tired of it all. Hates himself enough that he just might let it happen. Mark finds out and he essentially comes to the rescue. Somehow.

Bonus points if:

- the reason Eduardo hated Sean on sight was because Sean reminded him so much of the boyfriend.
- Eduardo was in love with Mark when they were at Harvard, but didn’t make a move because Mark was a guy and Eduardo was afraid.
- Even after Mark and Eduardo get together, Eduardo’s not magically okay, and actually has problems because of his past.
- Sean is actually an okay guy in this, and in fact is the one to find out what the ex is trying to do and goes running to Mark because not even Eduardo deserves that.

Untitled as of yet [1/?]

[A/N: Just starting up, don't know how long it's going to be yet. OP, hope you like it, I've never really written anything like this before.]

Eduardo Saverin had always been clumsy as a child. He had limbs that were too long for him and he found himself tripping over nothing for the most innocuous of reasons. He outgrew this, as most children do, and went on with his life.

At seventeen however, in the middle of his first semester as a junior, he started to become clumsy again. At first no one really noticed. Through middle school he was known for having bandages tucked safely away in his backpack for emergency use, so the appearance of them on his body was attributed to a minor growth spurt.

Then there was the hospital visit. The nurse patched him up, clucking pityingly at him whenever he tried to tell her, “it was a stupid accident, a dare really, with my friend. Of course I was the one to fall down the stairs.”

He could see a doctor speaking quietly into his mother’s ear, his sisters a few feet away, seemingly uninterested. His mom shook her head, almost violently, and he saw silent tears running down her face.

“Filho,” she started haltingly once she took his hand, “what’s going on? Is there anything wrong that you want to tell me about?”

“No mãe, nothing’s wrong. Like I told the doctors, it was a stupid accident.”

“They said that it looked like you’d been beaten up. Did you get beaten up?”

For a second Eduardo looked shocked, staring blindly at the nurse who was still wrapping his hand up. After a second he composed himself. “I got in a fight with Steven, that’s all. I was the one that tried to hit him first. He was just trying to protect himself.”

His mother didn’t look placated, but nodded her head just the same.

~~~~~~~~~~~

The second time he was in the hospital was his second semester of his senior year. He was eighteen, had a 4.0 GPA, and had been accepted into Harvard, Brown and Princeton.

His father was at the hospital with him that time, looking repentant for not being there the first.

Eduardo held still, as though the stitches the nurse gave him didn’t cause him any pain.
As she left, his shoulders slumped and he took in a shuddering breath, bracing himself. “It was an acid-“

“It was that boy. The one that you are planning on staying in Miami for. You got into Harvard and you want to go to the University of Miami?”

“I just didn’t want to be have a huge financial burden pai.”

“These is no financial burden if it’s your future on the line! You are my son and I want what’s best for you and your life. How can that happen if you are with a boy you are too afraid to leave?”

“I don’t know what you’re talking about. I am not “with” anyone, especially not a boy.”

“Do not think that I’m stupid Eduardo. I know that you are with that boy, and while I can’t prove it, I know he’s hurting you in some way… Just –just please do something. You are a man now, and as a man you need to take control of you own life. You need to-“

“He broke up with me!” he yelled, stifling a sob. “Is that what you wanted to hear pai? I loved him and he broke up with me and I don’t know what I’m going to do without him!”

His father looked at him for a second before pulling Eduardo into his.

~~~~~~~~~~

The next semester Eduardo walked around his dorm room at Harvard, determined. Determined to start his life over for himself, determined to make the friends he always dreamed about, determined to never fall in love again.

Re: Untitled as of yet [1/?] - leladancer18, 2011-03-23 09:19 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Untitled as of yet [1/?] - rosemont419, 2011-03-23 09:34 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Untitled as of yet [1/?] - leladancer18, 2011-03-23 10:24 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Untitled as of yet [1/?] - leladancer18, 2011-03-23 09:19 pm (UTC)(Expand)
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Re: Untitled as of yet [1/?] - rosemont419, 2011-03-23 10:15 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Untitled as of yet [1/?] - rosemont419, 2011-03-24 03:25 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Untitled as of yet [1/?] - elipie, 2011-03-25 03:23 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Untitled as of yet [1/?] - rosemont419, 2011-03-25 07:31 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Untitled as of yet [1/?] - (Anonymous), 2011-03-26 08:44 am (UTC)(Expand)

Mark/Dustin & Mark/Eduardo

(Anonymous)
Mark and Dustin meet each other and hit it off. Dustin starts to have feelings for Mark but then Eduardo comes into the picture. Mark falls for Wardo instead and results in an angsty Dustin.

Mark/Eduardo; Lord of the Flies AU, marriage

I LITERALLY DREAMT ABOUT THIS LAST NIGHT. WHY HAS THIS NOT HAPPENED YET?

CLEARLY:
Mark is Jack
Wardo is Ralph
Dustin is Simon (he just wants to be alone with the flowers)
Chris is Piggy (the voice of reason)
Winklevii are Samneric
Sean is Roger
Divya is any combination of the left over big 'uns (Maurice? IDK)
interns are the little 'uns

...not following the book or anything, just them stranded on an island mixed ageds between 12-15, Mark and Wardo fighting for dominance- Wardo is always going on about the fire, when Mark just wants to be cool and hunt boars, Sean throwing stones at people, Winklevii becoming one person (Camerontyler?), Dustin and Chris some combination of Simon and Piggy, because Chris is not as unlikeable or vulnerable, and I think Dustin would want everyone to get along and avoid the conflict but also yell "I've got the Conch!" continuously in the background.

No character death please! Just some trying-to-stay-sane-but-slowly-turning-savage boys, with eventual Mark/Wardo ending the power stuggle because they are both in charge together. (Some kind of island marriage ritual that binds them together so there is no more fighting?)

Eduardo/Mark Preacher's Wife AU

(Anonymous)
Mark is struggling, and doesn't seem to know how to stop when it comes to building his empire. Dustin and Chris is seriously worried about his health and it all comes to a head when Mark faints from fatigue. Dustin prays for help, and help comes in form of an angel; Eduardo. He's introduced as Marks new assistant, but there is one problem. Eduardo falls in love with Mark.

[RPF] Andrew/Jesse, While You Were Sleeping AU

(Anonymous)
Jesse is a fare collector at the railway with a crush on a handsome commuter named Armie. One day Jesse saves him when he falls onto the tracks and is knocked unconscious, falling into a coma. A nurse overhears Jesse daydreaming loudly "I was going to marry him", and thinks he's his fiancée. The ball starts rolling, and soon Armie's entire family is lead to believe him. However Armie's brother/best friend Andrew is suspicious.

biting lip!Jesse/Andrew

I - I - I

I need a propmt based on this .gif

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_li740mm5AN1qem8fz.gif

Try to not fall in love. I dare you.

Anyway, anything that involves Jesse biting his lip all coy. Please. <3

Re: biting lip!Jesse/Andrew

(Anonymous)
http://passe-simple.livejournal.com/28973.html

HAVE YOU GUIS SEEN THIS! PROBABLY, BUT IF NOT WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

Re: biting lip!Jesse/Andrew - morrisianmagic, 2014-09-10 03:54 pm (UTC)(Expand)

Eduardo/Mark, Charlie The Unicorn

(Anonymous)
Where Eduardo has a crush on Mark (they may or may not know each other) and Dustin and Chris know it. They are also annoyingly obsessed with Charlie The Unicorn (let's just pretend it existed back then) and they just LOVE to use the lines when persuading Eduardo to make a move.

Mark is Candy mountain! Eduardo is Charlie!

[RPF] Andrew/Jesse bleeding during sex

(Anonymous)
IDK IDK IDK Maybe Jesse it's Jesse's first time, he's too tight and can't relax. Or Andrew bites him hard until he bleeds, idk idk idk just want Jesse's porcelain skin bleeding.
Wtf is wrong with me for wanting this so bad?

Eduardo/Mark, "Before I die..."

(Anonymous)
(HUGE apologies, forgot to title! Mods, please delete the above. :))

So I just stumbled on this: http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/2pacLO/candychang.com/before-i-die-in-nola/?utm_source=ffp&utm_medium=link&utm_campaign=ffp

Could I get some Eduardo/Mark where one or the other of them writes "apologise", "tell him I love him" or something equally sappy and revealing, and the other recognises the handwriting and uses it as the spur to get back in touch/have epic mansex? Please and thankyou. :)

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[RPF] -Berg Orgy

(Anonymous)
Hotbeeeerg! TRIPLE BERG ORGY: Mark Zuckerberg/Jesse Eisenberg/Andy Samberg.
I REGRET NOTHING.

[RPF] Andrew/Jesse

(Anonymous)
So, in this lovely interview, Andrew says that his brother is about to have twin boys. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NCPp9NsQ6j8

I just want future fic where the twin boys are about one or two and Andrew goes to visit his brother and takes Jesse along.

Adoring, precious Andrew where he carries his little nephews on his shoulders and gushes about them all the time, and slightly frightened Jesse that falls in love with the babies as soon as one of them tugs on his curly hair. Please.

Cameron/Eduardo, Divya/Tyler

(Anonymous)
Five times Divya and Eduardo forgot to check they had the right twin, before (insert action here)-ing them, and the one time they made sure to find out that they did before anything ~went down.

Eduardo/Mark Eat, Love, Pray AU

(Anonymous)
Facebook is one of the most successful corporations in the world, an Mark has some of the best programmers and coders on hand. He suddenly realize that for his own sanity and health he needs to take a break, so he goes on a sabbatical (everyone thinks he's dying). Along the way he meets Eduardo!

Re: Eduardo/Mark Eat, Love, Pray AU

(Anonymous)
I totally love this idea! I already was messing around with a fic where Mark kind of gets bored with Facebook--he developed it and it's running and he's made tons of money and well, yeah, he's bored. So he wants to take time off and start something new without people knowing it's a MZ production (he's over the credit). So he tells everyone he wants to take a long vacation.

Does that sound like what you want?

Re: Eduardo/Mark Eat, Love, Pray AU - (Anonymous), 2011-04-10 08:33 am (UTC)(Expand)

Chris/Dustin

(Anonymous)
(602):

I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.

(I swear this movie has taken over my life... when did I even start shipping Chris/Dustin so hard...?

[filled] if you were an ocean, i'd learn to float 1/3

hope you like this anon! :D this is my first C/D fic so lol. apologies.

---

Dustin wakes up with a crick in his neck and a foul taste in his mouth that makes his tongue feel raw and tangy. It's early, maybe six in the morning on a Saturday, and the dorm room is empty and Dustin is missing a very good pair of pants.

It's happened before, of course, the disappearing underwear, so Dustin doesn't think too deeply into it. Once, after finals, he smoked too much weed and streaked down the hall with streaks of water color like war paint on his entire body. Chris had to carry him over bodily one shoulder like a sack of potatoes because somehow Dustin felt compelled to streak outside too, in the harsh New England snow, declaring war on the Aztecs.

Dustin laughs at the memory and immediately regrets the decision when his head starts to pound. He groans and rubs a palm across his face, blinking when his hand comes away smeared with make-up.

He hears a rustle of movement from the door and sure enough there's Chris with no shoes on and what looks like Mark's smelly bathrobe stretched taut across his chest.

"You're up early," Chris observes, and Dustin must've looked like a complete lunatic, blinking at him owlishly, because Christ starts to laugh. But whatever. Dustin gets that a lot. He likes to attribute it to his pleasing personality and charming class clown persona.

Still, Dustin flushes and shakes his head. Chris has this way of making him feel like a school girl, rendered to incoherence by the ferocity of his man-crush. It's stupid, Dustin knows, but man, Chris is the type of guy he always wished he could be: smart, funny, and very pleasing to the eyes, and not in a sleazy way, either.

"It feels like I have make-up on," Dustin says. "Do I have make-up on?"

Chris bites his lip, eyes never leaving Dustin's face. "Maybe," he says vaguely. He disappears for a second and comes back with a water bottle which after throwing in Dustin's direction, goes way above Dustin's head, hitting the wall behind him.

"Okay," Dustin says slowly. "Much appreciated."

"Oops." Chris picks it up from where it has rolled across the floor, popping it open, handing the bottle after wiping the spittle with his shirt sleeve.

"Do you remember anything last night? Anything at all?" Chris asks carefully.

"I remember Mark," Dustin says, "Throwing up in someone's hair. I didn't think it was possible but this Mark we're talking about here, of course he exceeds expectations. It's in his DNA."

Chris laughs. "What else?"

Dustin shrugs one shoulder. A few things: the shirt he wore to the party, with the huge stain on the back from where he'd slept on a highlighter, Mark grumping about how he'd rather be back at the dorm, coding. And then - shit.

"Oh, fuck me bareback on a trampoline." Dustin cradles his face in his hands and hunches his shoulders. His cheeks burn. Shit, shit, shit. "The lap dance?" he says in a small voice, peering up at Chris through his fingers. At Chris' affirmative nod, Dustin groans and crumples into himself, wanting nothing more than to hide under a fortress of blankets and never leave. Build an entire civilization of blankets. It seemed entirely possible.

"Christ. I gave you a lapdance. I gave you a fucking lap dance."

Chris looks more amused than anything so Dustin punches him in the shoulder, repeatedly.


"Fuck!" Chris says. "Stop hitting me! Why are you hitting me?"

"I gave you a lapdance, stupid! Why do you think? Why didn't you stop me from humilliating myself? Oh man, I hope you didn't take, like, videos of me and posted it on the internet. Did you? I swear to God, Chris, I will kidnap your dog if you do that. And I will feed him cat food just to be petty. And I will have him pee on your hair!"

"Relax." Chris rolls his eyes, rubbing his shoulder and edging away from him. "Jesus, man. I didn't take videos. And even if I did, I wouldn't be posting them on the internet. That stuff is private."

Edited at 2011-04-14 05:46 am (UTC)

Mark/Belle (Secret Diary crossover)

(Anonymous)
LOL OBVIOUS ANON IS PROBABLY OBVIOUS? I just want to see Mark spend some time with Belle. He's probably in London for FB business, and is lonely, and finds her online and decides some paid for sexings is what he needs.

Extra points for humor, Belle talking in binary code to turn him on, general awkbergness and possible mini therapy session about Eduardo because Belle is sweet like that.

Fill 1/? Mark/Belle (Secret Diary crossover)

(Anonymous)
a/n all right, anon. i have been reworking a whore!au elsewhere, so this is more like belle of the books than the belle of the show (that would be sort of hard to write, also?). but, obviously, imagine billie piper (perhaps delivering this direct-to-camera here.)

>>>>>

It's not unusual to get a client who wants to book me for more than just an afternoon. I'm not trying to sell you on the whole "Pretty Woman" story, don't be daft, but when you're fortunate enough to come across a client who wants you -- Friday evening to Sunday afternoon -- you can afford to take the rest of the week off. Or, you know, hit up Agent Provacateur and drop several hundred quid on new knickers.

My priorities are totally in order. Completely.

What is unusual is for the person who does the booking to be someone separate from the client. Usually there are some preliminary emails, perhaps a chat session or two before dates and times are settled upon.

But usually, the clients have PAs and secretaries to make their dental appointments, have their suits tailored, and lilies sent to their mothers-in-law come Easter Sunday.

But the little lady at reception is not usually the one that you want booking you a prostitute. Not usually.

In this case, it was a man who got in touch, an email to my work account, asking me if I was interested in entertaining an American entrepreneur for the weekend.

Now, the wording was a little off, simply because men don't typically talk about themselves in the third person like that. Or, they do, but usually in a somewhat different context.

I emailed back, with my rate. It's less than the hourly, but with the implicit understanding that there will be food and lodging included, as well as a generous tip that will more than cover the dry cleaning bill. Sometimes they want the full girlfriend experience, sometimes it's just to have someone pretty to hang on their arm and erupt with tinkly laughter when some old boy makes a joke.

Sometimes they just want you at their beck and call for the weekend. They've got you booked like they'd do with a squash court. Those are rather fun. Ordering room service and taking all of the bubble baths, sex three times a day and no need to set foot outside.

Not too shabby.

He emailed when I was asleep, late in the middle of the night. We set up a time to chat, during which I learned that he was not, in fact, the client. The client (who shall remain anonymous, because I am not that type of girl. No, not that type) was going to be in London for a working weekend. His associate seemed more concerned with making sure he got regular meals rather than getting his rocks off.

I thought that was a rather odd thing to say. Until I met him, of course.

Fill 2/? Mark/Belle (Secret Diary crossover) - (Anonymous), 2011-03-27 12:09 am (UTC)(Expand)
Fill 3/? Mark/Belle (Secret Diary crossover) - (Anonymous), 2011-03-27 06:25 am (UTC)(Expand)
Fill 4/? Mark/Belle (Secret Diary crossover) - (Anonymous), 2011-03-30 08:00 am (UTC)(Expand)
Fill 5/? Mark/Belle (Secret Diary crossover) - (Anonymous), 2011-04-02 03:47 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Fill 5/? Mark/Belle (Secret Diary crossover) - (Anonymous), 2011-04-02 07:06 am (UTC)(Expand)
Fill 6/? Mark/Belle (Secret Diary crossover) - (Anonymous), 2011-04-02 07:59 am (UTC)(Expand)
Fill 7/? Mark/Belle (Secret Diary crossover) - (Anonymous), 2011-04-08 06:04 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Fill 7/? Mark/Belle (Secret Diary crossover) - (Anonymous), 2011-04-09 07:19 am (UTC)(Expand)
Fill 8/? Mark/Belle (Secret Diary crossover) - (Anonymous), 2011-04-09 08:10 am (UTC)(Expand)