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i know you guys are enjoying this meme and i appreciate that but please can you put the SUBJECT HEADER on your prompt. you would REALLY be helping me out if you could do that. it just saves time for me when i'm trying to tag everything in delicious.

AND PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE DO NOT repost prompts from parts one, two or three over here again. the delicious is around for people to find prompts they may not have already seen.

Mark/Eduardo - established relationship

Okay, so I've been reading some pretty depressing fics lately. Now all I want is some happy drabbles or something, anything with Mark and Eduardo together and being diabetes inducingly cute.

You know, cuddling, side glances, Chris and Dustin going on about how they're disgustingly sweet, that kind of stuff. Preferably at Harvard.

Cause it would make my day so much!


OP I'm so sorry I'm pretty sure this wasn't what you wanted but idk idk here:

Dustin Moskovitz liked to think himself as a cunning, shrewd, intelligent (and of course sickeningly handsome) person.

So of course, as part of his ‘campaign’ to convince Chris of his cunning, caring, intelligent self, he decided to wake up Mark and feed him or just screw around with him, (not literally, oh god, PERISH THE THOUGHT. PERISH IT.) seeing as Eduardo wasn’t there to do his regular I’m Mark’s Mom job or whatever he does with Mark. Dustin doesn’t wanna know.

He crept over to Mark’s room, and he was slightly anxious, as he couldn’t really remember the last time Mark actually slept in his own room, let alone sleep.

“SURPRISE!” Dustin shrieked as he yanked off the covers of the bed sheets, only to reveal a (very) naked Mark and Eduardo.
It didn’t help that they were cuddling, either.

“Chris.” Dustin hissed, calling for him. Oh, this was perfect blackmail material. If it weren’t for the fact that they looked so repulsively cute together, Dustin would’ve probably already woken them up by then.

“What?” Chris said, annoyed.

“Chris-ugh-I-can’t-they-look-so-cute-together-take-a-picture-of-them-now-dammit!” Dustin practically squealed, hysterically pointing at the (still) sleeping figure.

Chris sighed. “What?” He repeated, not really looking at the sight beneath him when—
“Holy fucking shit.” He said, his eyes widened.
“Is that-“
“Mark and Eduardo-“
“Cuddling together-“
“Naked? Yeah, I’m pretty sure.”

Dustin grinned. They were already starting to sound like twins, what with the finishing-each-other’s sentences and all.
I have a hot twin, he mused idly.

Well, he assumed he had simply kept that thought in his idea but unfortunately he must’ve let it slip out.
“I have a hot twin.” Dustin muttered, pride somehow seeping into his words.

“……What?” Chris said, eyebrows raised.
And of course, while they were just standing there, Mark decided it was the best time to wake up.

“Wardo, shift over a little-“ He began to mumble, until he began to realise that He Had Company.
And of course, Dustin began to giggle uncontrollably.

“You know, Mark, you could’ve told us you were, well, you, uh, Swung This Way!” Chris wailed, pointing at Eduardo.
And yet the giggles kept pouring out of Dustin.

“I mean, I’m your roommate slash close friend slash business partner!” The funny thing was, Dustin thought, Chris was saying this with such emotion and despair that Dustin reckoned it was one where Gay People had.

Not that he had anything against gay people, or something.
“Mark. Just. Let. Go. Of. Eduardo.” Dustin managed to say between peals of laughter.

Mark’s usual pasty white skin turned into 54 shades of red. Even his pasty white ass was red.

He reluctantly let go of Eduardo.

Dustin had a shit-eating grin on his face.

OP HERE - (Anonymous), 2011-03-24 07:31 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: MY ATTEMPT AT A FILL 1/1 - (Anonymous), 2011-03-27 04:17 am (UTC)(Expand)


Hooking up because of Mark but ending up in an actual relationship.

[RPF] Andrew/Jesse

they meet and bond in their therapist's waiting room

FILL: my heart is weak after all (1/?)

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah i hope this is okay. :3 also this is my first time writing either one of them so i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry okay.


"I’m...I-I think I’m in this weird place in my life where...where I’m feeling pessimistic, but the future is actually looking pretty bright."

The psychiatrist scribbles down a few notes on the piece of paper on top of several other pieces of paper on top of his diagnostic sheet inside of his case file on top of a clipboard. "And why do you think you feel that way?" she asks, tone light even though the conversation is, as always, heavy.

He sits up a bit straighter on the plump loveseat seated in the dark room where she interrogates him twice a week. "Well, um. I guess everything, uh...is looking pretty okay as far as school goes? And, um. Like, well. My friends...they...they seem a bit concerned about me. And, well. That’s unwanted, but. It’s still. That’s nice."

She continues to write. "But the pessimism?"

He thinks about this for a minute. He always tries to be as honest as he can with her (she's here to help, she doesn't want to hurt you, she will make you better). His psychiatrist stops writing. Her face is unreadable, her expression open as she looks up from the paper to stare at him inquisitively, urging him to continue.

"Well, I. I guess i always feel pessimistic," he answers, quietly, looking down into his lap.

"But what's the cause of this pessimism? What is making you feel that way?"

'Aren’t you the one who's supposed to figure that out?' he thinks, almost bitterly, before he stops himself. She is here to help. She doesn't want to hurt you. She will make you better.

"I, uh...I guess it has to do with my depression? I don't...I don't really know what you want me...to, um. To say."

"Okay, Jesse, well that's all we have time for today, unfortunately. But i think it would be wise if we upped your dosage of Lexapro to 20 mg, if it's alright with your mother."

"Oh, uh. Okay, yeah. If you think that's what...yeah," he stutters, awkwardly. He doesn't really like the pills (they taste bad, they make him loose sleep, sometimes he gets a lump in his throat after he takes them that doesn't go away for an hour), but they're going to help. They won't hurt him. They’re going to make him better.

His mother comes into the room and sits down in the arm chair opposite his doctor. They begin to chat about Jesse’s progress, how he's doing with his classes, his new dosage of medicine. She leaves the door open, and Jesse, bored and uninterested, peers out the door to the waiting room. He sees there a plump woman standing at the desk, talking animatedly with the receptionist, Gloria, who always smiles wide at Jesse and asks him how his week is going. On the couch is a spindly creature reading an issue of us weekly, long legs clad in dark skinny jeans and a white button down sitting on his chest. He has one of those hairdos that you know takes an hour in the morning, and Jesse thinks he can smell the hairspray from here. He screams something out of an American Apparel ad. He’s also very, very attractive.

This sort of bugs Jesse on principal, because a) he is very jealous of this guy’s easy good looks when he is sprouting nothing short of a jewfro and his tiny, lanky body leaves much to be desired, b) he has no idea how someone who is that good looking could have any sort of self-loathing problem, and c) he hates the part of his brain that is wickedly attracted to this boy on the couch, when he should be attracted to the tall, busty blonde on the cover of his magazine.

But he knows that is stupid because like his doctor says, every person is different and everyone has problems that they don't know how to deal with. He shouldn't judge. That was terrible of him. And now, sitting on the love seat waiting for his mother to stop discussing information about SSRIs she found on the internet, he feels terrible for this boy in the waiting room, regardless of how attractive he is or how bad his situation might be.

He feels terrible for anyone who ends up here.

OP - (Anonymous), 2011-04-22 06:19 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: OP - b0ugeotte, 2011-04-23 12:15 am (UTC)(Expand)


VOYEURISM. idk something like naked!chris and then dustin perving on him.
if this gets written you win a jar of (virtual) nutella~

Fill (1/2)

Here's a half-assed fill with bad smut...


It was winter break. The guys had all gone home for the holidays, and Dustin was suffering from a severe case of separation anxiety. For the past three months, he had not lived a day without Chris, and he simply did not know what to do alone anymore. When something funny happened, he couldn’t just barge into Chris’s room and tell Chris all about it. When he got scared in the middle of the night because Kirkland was so old and the floor creaked like someone was walking around with an axe, he couldn’t climb into bed with Chris.

It had only been four days, and he missed Chris so much he might have actually thrown up a few times. (In actuality, it was the sour milk he drank, but who cared – his version was more poetic.)

Thank Heavens for webcams. It wasn’t perfect, and the lag was terrible sometimes, but it was the only thing that kept Dustin’s sanity.

“But it’s not even 2:30 yet.” Dustin whined, brows furrowing and lips turning into a pout. “I thought your thing isn’t until 3.”

Chris tilted his head back and let out an exaggerated sigh. The connection was miraculously clear today, and Chris’s face and voice weren’t broken up as usual. He rested his head on his palm and smiled at Dustin.

“You realize that I have to change, right?” Chris asked. “Then, I have to drive to my aunt’s house, which is half an hour away. In case you can’t figure it out, it means I have to get ready now if I want to make it there on time.”

“You can be fashionably late.”

“You clearly do not know my aunt.” Chris laughed. “But seriously, I have to go.”

“Will we talk when you get back?” Dustin leaned toward the computer screen, like that would somehow stop Chris from leaving.

“We will see.”

Chris said his good-bye and set down his headset. He clicked a few buttons and stood from his chair, stretching his back and massaging his neck with one hand. He stepped toward his dresser and started to pick out clothes.

All this, Dustin watched from the video cam.

“Chriiiis,” Dustin called out and tapped the screen to get Chris’s attention even though he knew it wouldn’t work. “You didn’t disconnect your video. Chriiiiiis. Your video is still oooooon.”

Chris obviously couldn’t hear Dustin. He threw a cardigan, a collared shirt, and a pair of trousers on the bed. Then, he took off the Harvard sweater he was wearing and tossed it on top of the dresser.

“Shit,” Dustin muttered.

He could have disconnected the chat from his end, but his fingers were somehow frozen over the mouse. He sat frigid in front of the screen. For a split second, he thought about calling Chris to let him know what was happening. But when Chris pulled down his sweatpants and Dustin saw that he was going commando, he completely forgot that telephones existed.

He watched, his tongue wetting his lips. Chris took the time to fold his sweats and set it on his bed, which gave Dustin a great view of his ass. Dustin’s free hand – the one that wasn’t locked on top of the mouse – slipped into his boxers and cupped his half-erected cock. As Chris took off his shirt, Dustin began to give into little, shy strokes.

He felt bad. Dirty. Violating his best friend’s privacy, but he couldn’t stop his hand as he watched Chris stand naked next to the bed and folded his clothes. Wasn’t Chris supposed to be in a hurry? Why did he think he can afford to waste time folding his clothes? Not that it mattered; the longer it took Chris to get ready, the more time Dustin had to enjoy the video.

Dustin fluttered his eyes shut, and images of Chris on his back with his legs spread flooded his mind. Chris moaning and gripping the bed sheet and crying Dustin’s name over and over again. Dustin alternating between fucking Chris with three fingers and his cock - maybe both at the same time. And maybe, if Chris played his cards right, Dustin would even let Chris top.

His breath hitched in his throat when he felt the familiar rush of ecstasy climbing from the tip of his spine. His mouth parted, and he tilted his head back. He released control of his hand, and in a matter of seconds, he came hard in his pants, moaning and croaking Chris’s name. He stayed motionless, trying to enjoy the aftershock for as long as possible.

Re: Fill (2/2) - (Anonymous), 2011-03-27 01:38 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Fill (2/2) - (Anonymous), 2011-03-27 05:29 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Fill (2/2) - tafidadarling, 2011-03-28 02:16 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Fill (2/2) - (Anonymous), 2011-03-29 10:59 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Fill (2/2) - tafidadarling, 2011-03-31 10:40 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Fill (2/2) - lauracain, 2011-04-01 09:57 pm (UTC)(Expand)

[RPF] Andrew/Jesse AU/body issues

So, I'm sort of in a bad place in my life right now and I would like some angsty emotional porn please.

Basically, I want Jesse and Andrew (who are not actors, just regular boys) to meet through lj/tumblr/dating site/whatever you choose (idk, maybe they're fanboys or something) and they hit it off really well and then it leads to ~feelings and to finally meeting face to face.

BUT, somewhere along the way, because of some misunderstanding (not through deceit), Andrew comes to believe that Jesse looks entirely different than he does (like, say, Armie) and when he finally meets Jesse he can't completely hide his disappointment because although Jesse is cute, he is not the guy he's been fantasying about. Jesse, who has self-esteem issues and body issues, retracts into his shell and goes into full self-loathing mode because how could he have possibly believed that a good looking guy like Andrew would ever be into a guy like him. Obviously, Andrew still pursues him, because he feels bad but mostly because he genuinely likes Jesse and Jesse is cute. Jesse remains friends with Andrew because he feels bad for making Andrew feel bad (because it’s not his fault that he’s not attracted to Jesse, who could be) but it’s killing him inside. Happy ending please, but with lots of Jesse angst beforehand (but no cutting or suicide attempts, please).

BASICALLY, I want Andrew/Jesse where Andrew is not attracted to Jesse at first (but comes to be) and that causes tremendous Jesse angst.

yeah, it’s totally not obvious that Jesse’s issues = my issues. sorry about that.

Re: [RPF] Andrew/Jesse AU/body issues

love the prompt! that's going to give us some really good, realistic angst.

there're a lot of people here who find Jesse attractive, not least because they recognize themselves and their troubles in him. (socially akward, nervousness, depression fits, etc.) and we admire him for facing up to that so bravely and in such a humble, balanced way.

at least... I think this is the case. I feel myself to be one of those people.
so you're not alone. ;) (cheesy, I know, just hope this goes towards cheering u up a bit... whatever)

FILLED! - pidgeoned, 2011-04-05 01:26 am (UTC)(Expand)

[RPF] Andrew/Jesse AU


Jesse as the socially awkward and emotionally sensitive Lee!
Andrew as the eccentric, seemingly average attorney Edward!


Eduardo/Mark, eating disorder

Eduardo's father puts a lot of emphasis on appearance (a slob never gets anywhere in life, he says). What people see, as a result, is Eduardo's suits, his white smile, and his styled hair. They don't see the dieting that isn't quite dieting--the rituals that surround meal times, the blood tinged vomit in the bathroom, the diet pills and diuretics in his desk drawer, the food he hoards in his room but will not eat, the bruises along his hipbones.

Everyone chalks up his strange eating habits to Wardo just being Wardo. Mark pays too close attention to be fooled by that.

Re: Eduardo/Mark, eating disorder

Hmm, I'm really tempted to give this prompt a go just because I can identify with it. It'd probably be more along the lines of bulimia than restrictive dieting though because I have experience with bulimia. Do you have a preference for whose POV it's more centered on? I'm thinking Mark as he gradually catches on would be interesting. idk idk.

OP - (Anonymous), 2011-03-24 07:48 am (UTC)(Expand)
OP - (Anonymous), 2011-03-26 02:17 am (UTC)(Expand)
OP - (Anonymous), 2011-03-26 02:59 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: OP - tearsxdrown, 2011-03-26 03:28 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: i'll always have your back [4/4] - (Anonymous), 2011-03-30 12:10 am (UTC)(Expand)


A few years after the depositions Mark receives an email from an unknown email address saying, I know you're not sorry, but I forgive you anyway and Mark thinks it's from Eduardo and starts emailing them back until he realises that it's Erica Albright, who is going through a 12 Step program for alcoholism and is reaching out to people. This makes Mark realise he really wants to contact Eduardo because he was so happy when he thought Eduardo was emailing him. AND THEN STUFF HAPPENS.

Re: Eduardo/Mark Fill(kind of) (part1a/?)

I got impatient. This isn't getting any responces, so you'll have to deal with my fill XP
Also I'm way to sleepy to notice any mistakes, so sorry in advance!

It’s from an address he doesn’t know, so first Mark checks the e-mail for any bugs. There’s nothing, so he opens it. There isn’t much. It’s not some business deal – there isn’t even a phone number and it doesn’t start with “Mr. Zuckerberg, Hello! You don’t know me but *insert name here* is a good friend of mine and…” It’s his personal mail. All those letters first go through his secretary.
“I know you’re not sorry, but I forgive you anyway.”
Well that makes no sense whatsoever. No sense at all. It’s just something stupid and he’ll just delete it. But Mark doesn’t end up doing it. Instead he scrolls up to look at the address once more and his hands are shaking for some stupid reason – the conditioner must be broken, and his heart is thumping in his throat but that must be because he didn’t check the expiration date on the Tai food standing on his desk. And the email address is one of the most stupid Lewis Carroll references he’s ever seen and there’s this sigh he lets out he didn’t even know he was holding in and Mark’s hand wants to press save just so that he’s sure it’s real and the letter won’t disappear the second he closes the window.
Ok, this was all so stupid! He didn’t even know if it was… who else could it be?! Of course it was him! Mark dragged a hand over his face. He felt like jumping, or running, or something as stupid as that. He had to do something with this. He wouldn’t even be able to work in this state! Stop. He should answer. When? Is it ok to answer now? When was it sent? Oh, today. In the morning. It must be about 7 p.m. now. Is that long ok? Or should he wait? Or should’ve he answered earlier? What if War- what if that person is waiting for a response? What if he thinks Mark’s ignoring him?
“I am sorry. But maybe not for the parts you think I must be.”
That must sound rude. Or does it? For a minute Mark just pondered if he should call Martha, his secretary, to ask her how does this look. But decided he better not. The next twenty minutes he was getting his phone in and out of his pocket thinking of calling Chris. He would know what to say in such a case. But this was about him. About him and Wardo (no use denying it anymore. It was Wardo, who else could it be!) and he must solve it on his own.
So Mark clicks “send”. And waits.
And waits, and waits and isn’t it rude to not answer for more than half an hour? He won’t believe that at this time in the evening people don’t check in on the internet. He must’ve been sitting like that just staring at the screen way too long, because Martha walks in and asks him how he feels. So Mark asks her to bring him a RedBull on which she wrinkles her nose but goes to fetch it, and Mark resumes work. At least it will get his thoughts off it.
Next time he checks his mail is 3 in the morning. And there’s an unread letter. And Mark clearly doesn’t fumble, almost spilling his drink, rushing to open it.
“Wow. It’s almost a heartfelt apology if you squint a bit.”
“It is. I never meant for all of this to happen.”
And on a later thought:
“How are you?”
The next email is in the inbox at 6:37.
“I’m seriously shocked. You know, you definitely are more pleasant to talk to via the internet.”
Mark doesn’t know if he should be offended by this or not, but thinks it’s better to let it go.

Mark/Edurado Amnesia!


Edurado is in an accident and when he wakes up he thinks he’s still going through the law disposition but it’s been years since, where he and Mark have reconciled and are common-law husbands! Edurado is still angry at Mark, but Mark refuses to act as though Edurado has lost his memory. Chris forces them to act like they’re still happy couple. Props for Edurado being all angry and refusing to go along with anything! But I would love a happy ending 

Re: Mark/Edurado Amnesia!

Anon above probably means this one.

Re: Mark/Edurado Amnesia! - casey_sms, 2011-03-25 01:18 am (UTC)(Expand)
Jesse invents facebook. Details of when/how/wtf up to you.

[RPS] Jesse/Andrew(?)- Jesse invents facebook

(sorry, too sleep-deprived to be typing...)

Re: [RPF] Andrew/Jesse Sexy Sounds

When Andrew fucks Jesse from behind, Jesse makes these incredible sexy noises.

Like - whimpers and squeaks and panting sobs like he can't even take it. At first Andrew is all concerned: "Oh my god, are you okay? Am I hurting you?" and he keeps stopping when Jesse wails. But Jesse is just loving it that much and Andrew is just that good that he can't help but vocalize it. Andrew starts to get off on it too, and he eventually just loses it and fucks Jesse crazy hard til he comes as Jesse makes his hot sounds.

Eduardo/Mark, Actor!Eduardo AU

Eduardo dropped out of Harvard his freshman year, went to Hollywood, and became a more or less successful actor. Mark never met Eduardo, but still went on to create Facebook with Chris, Dustin, and, eventually, Sean.

Then Eduardo is cast in a new movie very loosely based on the creation of Facebook--a feel-good story about four geeks taking on the world--playing the the main character Mark Zuckermann.

Stalking, wooing, and love ensue. Eduardo is vaguely creeped out, but still can't help being charmed.

(Or disregard the movie-in-movie, and give me Hot Actor!Eduardo and Mark, in any scenario)

[RPF] Andrew/Jesse, cricket

Last prompt for a while, I promise! (Things keep sneaking up on me and I have no time to write myself atm.)

I just want some fluff where Andrew is all excited watching the World Cup because we're winning, and Jesse is confused about a) Andrew's excitement over cricket b) the appeal of said cricket (running backwards and forwards? how is that a sport?) and c) the rules of cricket.

I know, I know, it's a cultural stereotype and plenty of Americans play cricket, but hey, I've lived in England my whole life, used to play it at school/with friends, my dad and his brothers played for their town and I still don't get it sometimes. Cricket is like, one of the most confusing sports in the history of mankind, for reals.

Anyway, I want Andrew to be all enthusiastic and flaily in his joy, trying to explain it with big sweeping hand gestures and when Jesse is still wtf? several hours later, dragging him (and Joe, and Patrick, and Justin) outside to play, because the fun is in the playing after all, even if you don't get all the rules. IDEK why they're all together, just make it happen anons.

Bonus if at one point Jesse is all "Is this just a British (and bad) version of baseball?" and Andrew yelling "NO! Cricket is nothing like baseball, argrfff, baseball is like Rounders not Cricket frfff!" whilst Jesse lulz at how srs bsns cricket is to Andrew. Because cricket is srs bsns.

RPS - Andrew/Jesse

Jesse is shy, awkward, and newly out of the closet. He meets and befriends Andrew, who is out and proud, and falls for him almost immediately. Andrew seems drawn to Jesse too, but is apprehensive about their growing relationship. Jesse worries that it's about his inexperience with men, but it turns out Andrew's just recently gotten out of an abusive relationship. Cue awkward fumbling as the two of them work at breaking down each other's walls and making it work.

FILL: Talented and Bright (Lonely and Uptight) 1a/?

[I haven't tried writing anything remotely serious in years, so hopefully, this doesn't disappoint. Also, as far as warnings go, the story will likely contain some triggery (maybe) things like off-screen implied abuse, so...yeah. And I think the "sexy" parts are a little fail-y for a kink meme, so apologies in advance. Anyway: here goes.]

It all starts when Hallie moves in with Jesse and his roommate for the summer, because she's doing that 'finding herself before college' thing ("Just go with it, honey," his mother had sighed when he had asked What does that even mean?), and it's not that bad actually, since Jesse actually gets along well with his kid sister, though he has to continuously remind himself that she's eighteen, and therefore not actually a kid anymore. She gets on well with Emma, the roommate, as well: it helps that having another body in the apartment, even if it's sleeping on the couch, means less rent to pay.

So it's the three of them, and a few cats, and it's so comfortable and so easy, that on a Saturday morning, a week into their tenure together, when all three of them are trying to maneuver around the kitchen without bumping into ancient appliances or each other, for the first time in his life, Jesse blurts out something he's never been able to articulate to anyone but a therapist in the last five years, but always wished he could:

"I'm gay."

He's pleasantly surprised, by how his voice doesn't waver, and the crushing wave of panic that he always imagined would come saying the words out loud never arrives.

His momentary zen is interrupted, however, when he looks up in time to see Emma drop a half-full carton of orange juice on the floor, which scares the cats enough that they all bolt from the kitchen. His roller-coaster of emotions continue as Emma then leaps over the trickling river of juice to cross the kitchen and trades victorious high-fives with Hallie, who couldn't possibly look more delighted.

"There's orange juice all over the floor," Jesse points out unnecessarily, the same time Emma happily declares this the best day ever.

"Wait," says Hallie, still smiling. "I think we messed up the list. I don't think 'celebrating' is on top of the list. At least, not without Jesse."

Emma does what is presumably a victory shimmy over to the paper towels. "Right," she says, grabbing a handful. She pauses to think. "What was first on the list? 'Thank you for telling us'? Or "Are you okay?' I forget."

"Both at the same time's probably okay," Hallie tells her, reaching into the fridge for butter and creamer. "And remember to use 'I' talk. 'I think this is very positive for you.' 'I am here for you.'"

Jesse stares back and forth at the two of them, as if they've lost their minds. "What are you even talking about? And there's still orange juice all over the floor."

FILL: Talented and Bright (Lonely and Uptight) 1b/? - (Anonymous), 2011-05-03 05:29 am (UTC)(Expand)
FILL: Talented and Bright (Lonely and Uptight) 2a/? - (Anonymous), 2011-05-03 05:31 am (UTC)(Expand)
FILL: Talented and Bright (Lonely and Uptight) 2b/? - (Anonymous), 2011-05-03 05:32 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL: Talented and Bright (Lonely and Uptight) 2b/? - (Anonymous), 2011-05-03 04:57 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL: Talented and Bright (Lonely and Uptight) 2b/? - (Anonymous), 2011-05-04 05:04 am (UTC)(Expand)
FILL: Talented and Bright (Lonely and Uptight) 2c/? - (Anonymous), 2011-05-04 05:02 am (UTC)(Expand)
FILL: Talented and Bright (Lonely and Uptight) 3a/? - (Anonymous), 2011-05-04 05:26 am (UTC)(Expand)
FILL: Talented and Bright (Lonely and Uptight) 4a/? - (Anonymous), 2011-05-06 06:43 am (UTC)(Expand)
FILL: Talented and Bright (Lonely and Uptight) 4b/? - (Anonymous), 2011-05-06 06:44 am (UTC)(Expand)
FILL: Talented and Bright (Lonely and Uptight) 4c/? - (Anonymous), 2011-05-06 06:45 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL: Talented and Bright (Lonely and Uptight) 4c/? - (Anonymous), 2011-05-06 07:30 am (UTC)(Expand)
FILL: Talented and Bright (Lonely and Uptight) 5a/? - (Anonymous), 2011-05-10 06:14 am (UTC)(Expand)
FILL: Talented and Bright (Lonely and Uptight) 5b/? - (Anonymous), 2011-05-10 06:16 am (UTC)(Expand)
FILL: Talented and Bright (Lonely and Uptight) 5c/? - (Anonymous), 2011-05-10 06:17 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL: Talented and Bright (Lonely and Uptight) 5c/? - (Anonymous), 2011-05-14 01:11 pm (UTC)(Expand)
FILL: Talented and Bright (Lonely and Uptight) 6/13 - (Anonymous), 2011-05-14 08:43 pm (UTC)(Expand)
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FILL: Talented and Bright (Lonely and Uptight) 12a/13 - (Anonymous), 2011-05-20 08:26 am (UTC)(Expand)
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Re: FILL: Talented and Bright (Lonely and Uptight) 13b/13 - (Anonymous), 2011-05-21 12:23 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL: Talented and Bright (Lonely and Uptight) 13b/13 - (Anonymous), 2011-06-08 10:49 pm (UTC)(Expand)


So, Mark can fence, read French, Greek, Hebrew and Latin, right?
I want to know what Wardo can do.
It can be 5-Thing fic, cracky, angsty or whatever.