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IMPORTANT: please DO NOT post prompts about any non-public people as part of a prompt. for example: randi zuckerberg is fine as she is a public figure both on the internet and on facebook itself. priscilla chan is NOT as she is not a public figure.

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♥ you are encouraged to try and write a prompt for every request you make.
♥ we are slash, femslash, het, three-and-moresomes etc. friendly. (we are even incest friendly what with some of our characters being twins and all...)
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THERE WILL BE UNMARKED SPOILERS. enter at your own risk! :D


i know you guys are enjoying this meme and i appreciate that but please can you put the SUBJECT HEADER on your prompt. you would REALLY be helping me out if you could do that. it just saves time for me when i'm trying to tag everything in delicious.

AND PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE DO NOT repost prompts from parts one, two or three over here again. the delicious is around for people to find prompts they may not have already seen.

[RPF] Andrew/Jesse

This is more or less a crack!fic prompt, based on the following:

Red Carpet Project 1/?

(oh god, this is terrible. But. I'm working on it.)

It was just a stupid throw-away comment, one of those things Jesse says because he has to answer at least some questions at these things. He's not expecting it when his agent gives him a call and apparently the networks are pretty much fighting for the chance to give him his own reality dating show about his quest for the perfect date to the Oscars. Then he gets that stern edge to his voice that Jesse knows means he won't like what's about to be said as he says, "What a great publicity opportunity."

"But I- Reality tv is- terrible, I- Everyone says it's terrible and- I was- Can't I just take my mom?" Jesse has heard way too many people bitch about Jersey Shore and Joe Millionaire and- He doesn't know, all these shows are the same as far as he's concerned, but everyone says reality tv rots your brain faster than regular tv and he knows it's a metaphor, not literal brain rot, but Paris Hilton had a show where people competed to be her best friend and he doesn't want to have things in common with Paris Hilton.

"Every offer is an opportunity to explore acting from another side-" His agent begins, and Jesse cringes at the familiar speech. He doesn't need yet another lecture on how James Franco is more amazing than he will ever be and did the whole art imitating life thing with his role on a soap opera.

"Fine, I'll listen. Just tell me about the offers." He's getting another cat to make up for the part of him that really is curious about what making a reality show is like, a part that's already making justifications and rationalizations and other things that end in -tion like "If I do it, I can make sure we're not exploiting anyone and that it's not just cut to make it seem like there's more drama than there really is."

All too soon, he's signing a contract with Fox, and probably signing away whatever's left of his decrepit, withered soul.

Re: Red Carpet Project 1/? - leladancer18, 2011-05-09 03:29 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Red Carpet Project 1/? - restless_jedi, 2011-05-09 03:42 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Red Carpet Project 1/? - devilishangel03, 2011-06-05 11:51 pm (UTC)(Expand)

RPF Andrew/Jesse High!School AU

First date with brownies for car-sex! (and loads of cred if Andrew is like a male cheerleader and Jesse the Class President and the COOLEST guy in school!)

[RPF] Andrew/Jesse West Wing AU

David Fincher is the newly elected President of the United States and Aaron is his Chief of Staff. They search the world for the most promising and intelligent political minds, and end up with Joe as Press Secretary, Andrew as communications director, Jesse as an advisor to the President (a genius with weird knowledge about everything), Armie as Deputy NSA (who looks excellent in dress-blues), and Justin as that annoying journalist who know everyone intimately.

[RPF] Andrew/Jesse AU

Jesse is Andrew's new personal assistant, and therefor has to have a professional relationship.

Chris/Dustin or Mark/Eduardo or gen or Andrew/Jesse with Joe hanging out.



Jesse/Andrew robot vacuum

Jesse and Andrew get a new Roomba for their apartment. Jesse comes home the next day to see Andrew trying to ride on top of it.

Re: Jesse/Andrew robot vacuum

I like these cute little prompts, I get all flustered when I try to write smut


"This is stupid," Andrew sighed, as he and Jesse watched a little round robot circle around the rug.

"This is going to save us a shitload of time," Jesse corrected him. He was smiling to himself, as if he invested in something life changing. "And look how clean that carpet is! You're awful at cleaning the carpet."

Andrew gave him a staredown as if to say 'Fuck you, I am awesome at housework', but just brushed it off. "Whatever. I'm going to bed."

"Not without me, you aren't," Jesse growled, sprinting to catch up with Andrew to their bedroom, leaving their new robot making circles in the carpet.


Jesse had the most hectic day. He went to the set, then to the grocery store, then sat and waited in traffic, and dropped his cat off at the vet's. He expected to come home to a nice, unusually clean, quiet house. He opened the door, groaning happily at the thought of resting on the couch. The first thing he heard was a giggling Andrew in the next room.

He stepped over to the living room, and yes, the roomba was doing it's job, going in circles, cleaning the carpet. But what wasn't normal was a happy-go-lucky Andrew, sitting cross-legged on top of it, giggling as he span in circles. He looked up at Jesse, biting his lip, trying to contain his laughter.

"You're an idiot," Jesse said, chuckled, and walked out.

"But I'm /your/ idiot!" Andrew shouted, spinning in circles, scaring the crap out of Jesse's cat.

OP - (Anonymous), 2011-03-25 10:50 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Jesse/Andrew robot vacuum - xrezzo, 2011-04-01 11:49 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Jesse/Andrew robot vacuum - tearsxdrown, 2011-04-01 08:10 pm (UTC)(Expand)

Jesse/Andrew mpreg

Jesse and Andrew have a fantastic and amazing fling during the filming of TSN, but knowing that they will hardly get to see each other after awards season, they agree to amicably break up. Jesse doesn't tell Andrew that he is pregnant, since he feels he has no right to be a burden on Andrew's life anymore. Jesse goes through the pregnancy all by himself, but when the baby finally comes, Andrew shows up and is happier than Jesse could have ever imagined.

I don't usually even like mpreg, but this picture does funny things to me: http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lilolqv5oL1qaanbho1_400.png

Jesse/everyone or Mark/everyone

Jesse/Mark likes it when guys come inside of him. He can get off on that thought alone. He's with a new guy every weekend.

[Crossover, RPS] Eduardo/Nico Rosberg [F1 (sport RPS)]

Obscure request is obscure and I am totally obvious as to who I am.

Ok, so: Singapore! Eduardo lives there and it's F1 weekend nearing and in the slowly filling streets or in a bar he runs into Nico, and they get talking, and Nico is all baffled because of Eduardo's Brazilian-ness and he reminds him of Nelsinho, and Eduardo is all 'do you even know how it feels like to get betrayed by the man you love?' and Nico is all 'you know nothing about me' and angsty sexy times ensue.

Yeah, so giving away who I am.


Mark doesn't blush easily. When someone says dirty jokes/innuendos/flirty things to him--things that would normally makes someone blush--he doesn't bat an eye. Unless of course that person is Eduardo, in which case practically everything makes him blush, to his confusion and frustration. (And the more he tries not to, the worse it gets.)

Eduardo notices. And he kinda loves it. And does it on purpose.

[RPF] Andrew/Jesse, Sex at the Oscars

Sorry if someone has already requested this! And sorry if I wrote something wrong, English is not my first language. :)

So it's over. Awards season finishes with the Oscars and everyone now wants to go to the after party and have some fun. People are shaking hands, hugging, congratulating the winners. Andrew is there, talking to Jake Gyllenhaal - and he doesn't really know why - kinda deaf because his mind and eyes stay foccused on Jesse, not far from him, talking to Armie.

Jesse didn’t win best actor. That makes Andrew sad, and he knows Jesse is sad too. He said his cats would love to play with the statue.

So Andrew can't take the eyes off of Jesse's lips moving as he talks so fast and can't stop these really dirty thoughts of how great he wants to make Jesse feel giving him... a really good prize. And what could be better than some (not that) innocent things in the Oscars' bathroom?

Re: [RPF] Andrew/Jesse, Sex at the Oscars

Looked around, I was at least partially right:

That one time Colin Firth walked in on Jesse and Andrew in the bathroom:

Re: [RPF] Andrew/Jesse, Sex at the Oscars - (Anonymous), 2011-03-25 10:11 pm (UTC)(Expand)


So I have this huge thing for Mark's pale legs wrapping around Eduardo's tan waist. IDK WHY.

But I would very much like fic of Eduardo obsessing over the same thing. Maybe one day, he sees Mark's legs (actually sees them, not just his ankles when he wears kakis) and then all he can think of from then on is getting those thin, pale legs wrapped around his waist while he fucks Mark into nirvana.

MiniFill 1/2 Eduardo/Mark - Legs

slight tense!fail, sorry :/

Eduardo tries to be very careful about the way he looks at Mark. Because Mark has a girlfriend, Erica, who seems like a pleasant enough girl, and they are just friends. Close friends, he likes to think, probably even best friends -- not that Mark is going to be buying them matching split-heart necklaces from the mall any time soon.

Mark is brusque, he is rude. But he is also sneakily, secretly, hilarious. He makes Eduardo laugh and then feel a twinge of guilt afterwards.

Mark is taciturn, and moody. But he also has the most amazing smile, a smile that heaves up on just one side of his face, and every once in a while (like every other week, maybe once every ten days) he will laugh, really laugh, from the bottom of his stomach and it makes Eduardo feel so oddly proud if he is the one making him laugh.

That is why they are friends.

He knows Mark is difficult, as a person.

Dustin makes faces behind Mark's back when he is being an asshole, and Chris calls him out on it, which usually shuts him up.

Eduardo never tells Mark to shut up, even when he's acting like a dick.

It's because he's a good friend who listens is all it is. Not because he wants to look at Mark's mouth when he talks, to have a chance to look at him close, how the color of his bottom lip bleeds over just a millimeter onto his chin.

That would be too intense for two friends.

He watches Mark type because he is interested in what he does, even if he does not understand much of the symbols and letters and words that go rushing past his eyes. He sits on Mark's bed (always taking his shoes off first, hanging his jacket up so it doesn't crumple) and gets out a textbook and tries to study. Mark types with purpose. That's what he calls it, "purpose."

To Eduardo it sounds like gunfire. The flex of Mark's hands on the keys, the dancing lightness of his fingers. He's just amazed someone can type that fast, not hunt and peck like he does. It takes him a good give minutes to hammer out an email.

He worries about Mark catching hypothermia or getting frostbite on his toes because he wears those sloppy Adidas flip-flops even when it is raining, or sleeting. So that when they meet back in the room after Mark has made a beer run and Eduardo has procured greasy food for movie night and Mark kicks off his shoes and strips off his wet socks and puts his bare feet up on the coffee table ("Ew," says Chris, and Mark glares at him.)

He is just being a concerned friend, is all he is doing, when he says, "Put them up here," and Mark sort of swivels around on the couch and his mouth goes sideways and he pushes his feet underneath Eduardo's thigh, and leaves them there for the whole of Dawn of the Dead.

That's all he's doing.

At some point during the movie he has a hand on Mark's ankle, almost mindlessly rubbing his thumb across the knob of bone there. His feet are cold, unlike the rest of him, but by the end of the movie they are basically warm. When the movie is over Mark does not hurry to take his feet away, and Eduardo lets himself wrap his fingers around Mark's ankle, once, just to see if they fit.

They fit.

The other parts he could explain away. The hands, hair, eyes, skin, mouth, nose, arms, torso, brain, smile, laugh.

Those he could explain.

But not the feet.

And not the ankles.

He pushes it aside and tries not to think about Mark's shiny shins, poking out of his khaki shorts even in the middle of November. He tries not to watch when Mark idly hitches up his sweats to scratch underneath his knee, the flash of pale skin confusing, so far removed from being sexual.

He wants to touch Mark's ankles again, but unlike a shoulder or sometimes a hand, ankles are off-limits.

MiniFill 2/2 Eduardo/Mark - Legs - (Anonymous), 2011-04-08 06:53 am (UTC)(Expand)

Mark/Eduardo; a failbook romance (crack)

Ok, this is where I admit to having a huge addiction to failbook. Like, on page 276 addiction. (In case you, like me three weeks ago, live under a rock: http://failbook.failblog.org/)

How about Eduardo has one too, Mark finds out about it and starts posting stuff in an attempt to ~woo him over~?

Or, alternatively, Chris and/or Dustin do. Go crazy with it, anons :)

[RPF] Andrew/Jesse Fraternity AU

Andrew is going to college/university in the States and decides to pledge the most popular fraternity on campus. Justin is pledge master, Armie is President, Jesse became a member initially to increase the overall GPA of the fraternity, Joe is also a junior who thinks rushing will be a cakewalk because of his rich dad so Justin makes it his life-mission to break him. And of course there is a sorority just across the street!

(This could also work as Eduardo/Mark, I'm not picky!)

Eduardo/Mark, Harry Potter AU

Has there been one yet? I don't even need plot, I just want them as young wizards, running around Hogwarts and groping each other under their robes in dark places. Also innuendos about wands.

(If you absolutely need plot, maybe Mark could start some sort of magical Facebook? Idk, there's lots you could do here. XD)

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Re: Eduardo/Mark, Harry Potter AU - (Anonymous), 2011-03-26 07:46 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Eduardo/Mark, Harry Potter AU - (Anonymous), 2011-03-26 09:52 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Fill: The Other Marauders 1/? - (Anonymous), 2011-06-07 03:35 am (UTC)(Expand)
Fill: The Other Marauders 2/? - (Anonymous), 2011-06-18 08:36 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Fill: The Other Marauders 2/? - (Anonymous), 2011-06-29 03:29 pm (UTC)(Expand)