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IMPORTANT: please DO NOT post prompts about any non-public people as part of a prompt. for example: randi zuckerberg is fine as she is a public figure both on the internet and on facebook itself. priscilla chan is NOT as she is not a public figure.

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♥ one pairing/prompt per comment please.
♥ you are encouraged to try and write a prompt for every request you make.
♥ we are slash, femslash, het, three-and-moresomes etc. friendly. (we are even incest friendly what with some of our characters being twins and all...)
♥ no pairing bashing, OK? no need to wank over ships.
♥ long and short fics welcome. multiple responses encouraged!
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THERE WILL BE UNMARKED SPOILERS. enter at your own risk! :D


i know you guys are enjoying this meme and i appreciate that but please can you put the SUBJECT HEADER on your prompt. you would REALLY be helping me out if you could do that. it just saves time for me when i'm trying to tag everything in delicious.

AND PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE DO NOT repost prompts from parts one, two or three over here again. the delicious is around for people to find prompts they may not have already seen.

Armie/Jesse, crack

Just gonna leave this here guys, make something of it:

Eduardo/Mark, facials




Re: Eduardo/Mark, facials

Um, op, this is not exactly what you're looking for, but I wrote a fic for a sex tape fill, which includes Eduardo asking for Mark to come on his face (hint: Mark does it).

It's not the focus of the fic, but, it's there, which is more than I can say for the facial fills in this fandom. And what I mean by that is that are none and it devastates me and I really, really want someone to write this, but maybe this will tide you over until someone does.


FILL - Red Veins 1/2 - casey_sms, 2011-04-03 02:50 am (UTC)(Expand)
FILL - Red Veins 2/2 - casey_sms, 2011-04-03 03:04 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL - Red Veins 2/2 - poose78, 2011-04-03 03:32 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL - Red Veins 2/2 - ymorton, 2011-04-03 04:09 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL - Red Veins 2/2 - poose78, 2011-04-03 04:14 am (UTC)(Expand)

Andrew/Jesse, Spider-Man AU

Where Andrew is Spider-Man (of course) and Jesse is Mary Jane. Bonus points if Mary Jane is also secretly the Green Goblin.

IDEK, I just need like this burning.

Jesse/Andrew, White Collar AU

Special Agent Eisenberg has been tracking Andrew Garfield, con artist extraordinaire, for the past six years. What happens when the fed finally gets his man exactly where he wants him?

Mark/Eduardo: share dilution aborted

What if before the share dilution (it's planned but Eduardo hasn't signed anything yet) Mark talked to his mother? With her mommy and psychiatrist powers combined, she helps him see the light.

Fill: A Mothers Counsel

“Oh Mark, how could you possibly think to do something so unkind? ”

He is taken aback for a moment.

“It’s... I... It’s business mom,” he finishes lamely.

She says nothing, her silence radiating more disapproval than words could.

“He closed the account! He could have ruined Facebook! You and dad were the only things that kept us afloat until Peter- ”

“Mark,”she interrupts, “you and Eduardo were best friends for two years.”

Here we go. “Like two peas in a pod ,” he rolls his eyes.

“Stop that.” She always was psychic. “In those two years, did he ever do or say anything that would lead you to believe he wished you harm?”

“What? No. Why?”

“Baby, believe me when I says that it pains me to say this, but he was often” she pauses “a more generous friend.”

“You mean a better friend”

“No, I know you cared for him, but I’m not entirely sure he always knew.”

“You don’t know what you’re talking about.” He braces himself for the inevitable tongue lashing.

It doesn’t come

“He was attentive perhaps overly so. He put your needs above his own, not entirely selflessly as I believe he needed to be needed just as much. He didn’t protest when you started to walk all over him setting up a dynamic where he was expected to be at your beck and call while expecting very little of you in return. Which is why when the first time he stood up to you it seem harsher, more like an abandonment- ”

He wishes she’d stop.

He chokes out, “he could have talked to me...”

“Would you have listened?”

He is silent

“Besides, I don’t think he knew how. Poor boy seemed a bit damaged by-”

“He wasn’t damaged!” Mark exclaims with a protectiveness that surprises even him.

“Marky, you know as well as I do his home life wasn’t... ideal. It’s natural for a child like that to be both overly eager to please and a bit passive aggressive.”

“So this all my fault.”

“No, you’re not a bad kid. Your selfishness probably stems more from being nineteen than any real malice. And it was always clear to me that you... cared for him.” Her voice falters in the way it does when she is trying to soften her words. He notices; tact doesn’t come easy to him either.

The corners of his mouth curl up then drop, immediately.

“Mom, he signs the papers in less than an hour.”

She is quiet.

“Even if I stop him he’ll know what I was going to do. He’ll hate me. I... I don't want him to hate me.”

“Ask him why he gave you the money.”

“Seriously? That’s your suggestion?”

“Just ask him.”

“Umm... because it was a good investment. Because he’s my friend? I don't see how that-”

“Tell him to tell you the real reason.”

Fill: A Mothers Counsel(2) - (Anonymous), 2011-03-26 11:24 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Fill: A Mothers Counsel(2) - (Anonymous), 2011-03-27 12:24 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Fill: A Mothers Counsel(2) - leladancer18, 2011-03-27 05:50 am (UTC)(Expand)


Immortality fic!

I think you and I are destined to do this forever...


anything post-movie with one more time with feeling (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysuns_3Qweo) by regina spektor, it just says fix-it mark to me sooo much.

Eduardo/Mark, AU

Eduardo's family isn't rich. *Eduardo* is rich, because he's been modeling since he was a kid. He supports his family and his father is the Worst Stage Parent Ever and does not approve of him taking time out for school. Eduardo wants ~more from life, and sees Facebook as his ticket to being taken seriously as a businessman, and not just a pretty boy.

Eduardo/Mark In the Sun

Mark's perspective post settlement using Joseph Arthur's "In the Sun."

These two parts seem especially apropos-

"I pictured you in the sun wondering what went wrong
And falling down on your knees asking for sympathy
And being caught in between all you wish for and all you see
And trying to find anything you can feel that you can believe in"

"I know I would apologize if I could see your eyes
'Cause when you showed me myself, you know, I became someone else
But I was caught in between all you wish for and all you need"

Cameron/Mark College AU

This meme has a serious lack of Cameron filled prompts. I just want them being all cute and in an established relationship.

Pure fluff and nothing else.

PLEASE, ANONS! Give me some Cameron/Mark love.

I'll give my firstborn and sexual favours to anyone who fills this.

Re: Cameron/Mark College AU

SECOND THIS. The lack of Cameron/Mark fics makes my heart weep.

Re: Cameron/Mark College AU - (Anonymous), 2011-03-27 04:04 am (UTC)(Expand)
FILL: HRH Cameron The Cock Tease (1/?) - (Anonymous), 2011-03-27 05:29 am (UTC)(Expand)
FILL: HRH Cameron The Cock Tease (2/2) - (Anonymous), 2011-03-27 05:34 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL: HRH Cameron The Cock Tease (2/2) - (Anonymous), 2011-03-27 07:00 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL: HRH Cameron The Cock Tease (2/2) - (Anonymous), 2011-03-27 08:05 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL: HRH Cameron The Cock Tease (2/2) - (Anonymous), 2011-03-27 08:06 am (UTC)(Expand)
OP - (Anonymous), 2011-03-27 07:22 am (UTC)(Expand)
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Re: FILL: HRH Cameron The Cock Tease (2/2) - (Anonymous), 2011-03-28 09:49 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL: HRH Cameron The Cock Tease (2/2) - (Anonymous), 2011-03-28 09:50 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL: HRH Cameron The Cock Tease (2/2) - (Anonymous), 2011-03-27 07:37 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL: HRH Cameron The Cock Tease (2/2) - (Anonymous), 2011-03-28 09:53 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL: HRH Cameron The Cock Tease (2/2) - (Anonymous), 2011-03-28 10:42 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL: HRH Cameron The Cock Tease (2/2) - (Anonymous), 2011-03-28 09:54 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL: HRH Cameron The Cock Tease (2/2) - (Anonymous), 2011-03-31 10:11 pm (UTC)(Expand)

Eduardo/Mark, AU

Eduardo's an alien in disguise. Somehow Mark is still the weird one.

Fill: The Mild Mannered CFO 1/?

[Not sure if this is exactly the fill you were looking for, but it was the first alien-type story that came to mind and kind of stuck with me. I love how this fandom has bitten me with the writing bug.
Warning: Heavy angst and Wardo!Whump]

The first time Mark discovers there’s something a little inhuman about Eduardo is not a display of alien strength or speed, it’s an allergic reaction to a piece of meteorite.

They’re in a restaurant in New York to meet Sean Parker. Wardo has been restless and grumpy throughout the meal but now Mark has started to notice how pale and sweaty he’s getting. It’s obvious Eduardo doesn’t like Sean, he’s been pretty transparent on that front but now Mark is beginning to wonder if Eduardo might be getting sick from something they ate.

Sean insists on paying the bill and Eduardo is shifting and wiping his forehead with his napkin.

“And if all else fails it helps to have a lucky charm.” Sean says pulling something out of his pocket. It’s a greenish, pocket-sized lump of rock.

Eduardo flinches back from it, earning strange looks Christy and Mark but Sean’s eye light up in fascination.

“E-excuse me.” Eduardo stumbles to his feet. “I n-need to go to the bathroom.” As he passes Sean he makes an uncharacteristic stumble, nearly face-planting on the restaurant floor. He scrambles weakly to his feet and practically runs to the bathroom, watched in surprise by every patron in the restaurant.

“Weak stomach?” Sean asks with evident faux-concern.

Mark stares after Wardo, but doesn’t answer.

Christy shrugs, picking up Sean’s lucky charm. “So how is this lucky?”

Sean grins at her. “It’s rare type of Meteorite. You don’t often get them in this particular shade of green. A load of them fell to the earth in a meteor shower in the late eighties. It’s a shooting star.”

“Cool.” Christy simpers back at him.

Sean notices Mark’s preoccupation with Eduardo’s sudden exit and draws his attention back. “Why don’t I give you little piece of this for luck.” He takes a knife and chips away an edge to give Mark a quarter-sized piece.

It feels smooth and warm in Mark’s hand. He generally hates this superstitious nonsense and is a little disappointed that Sean would buy into it, but he appreciates the gestures and is oddly comforted that Sean would offer him a piece of his own luck.

Sean gets up to leave, bidding them both goodbye, when he stops and thinks of something. “Drop the The. Just Facebook, it’s clean.”

Eduardo finally emerges from the restroom straightening his tie, looking slight more refreshed, claiming it must have been some bad sushi. They catch a cab back to the hotel and Eduardo listened half-heartedly to the rest of the conversation.

When they’re back at Kirkland Mark takes out piece of Sean’s lucky meteorite, rubbing his thumb over its smooth edges. He thinks about turning it into a pendant or perhaps a keyring, but places it beside his monitor and almost forgets about it.

Wardo arrives in one evening bearing beers and pizzas.

“Hey, I …” He stops in the doorway, and looks around.

Mark grabs one of the beers out of the pack but finding it warm hands it back in disappointment. “Fridge.”

“Eh, sure.” Distracted, Eduardo hand the pizza to Mark and then packs the beers into the fridges.

“Mark?” Eduardo continue looking around the living room looking perturbed. “This might sound like a stupid question but has Sean Parker been here?”

“Sean? No. Why would he…?”

“Nevermind. It’s nothing.”

“No, I haven’t heard from him since New York.” He absently rubs the chip of meteorite rethinking the conversation, mulling over the idea of going out to California for the summer.

“What is that?” Eduardo edges closer, clutching the doorframe with white knuckles. “What’s that in your hand.”

“This?” Mark holds it up and Eduardo jolts back. “It’s just a piece of Sean’s meteorite.”

Fill: The Mild Mannered CFO 2/? - (Anonymous), 2011-04-04 09:48 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Fill: The Mild Mannered CFO 2/? - (Anonymous), 2011-04-04 10:19 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Fill: The Mild Mannered CFO 2/? - (Anonymous), 2011-04-04 10:43 pm (UTC)(Expand)
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Re: Fill: The Mild Mannered CFO 5/? - (Anonymous), 2011-04-06 10:31 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Fill: The Mild Mannered CFO 5/? - (Anonymous), 2011-04-07 06:01 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Fill: The Mild Mannered CFO 5/? - (Anonymous), 2011-04-07 06:57 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Fill: The Mild Mannered CFO 6a/? - (Anonymous), 2011-04-07 09:10 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Fill: The Mild Mannered CFO 6b/? - (Anonymous), 2011-04-07 09:12 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Fill: The Mild Mannered CFO 6b/? - (Anonymous), 2011-04-07 10:09 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Fill: The Mild Mannered CFO 7a/? - (Anonymous), 2011-04-08 08:24 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Fill: The Mild Mannered CFO 7b/? - (Anonymous), 2011-04-08 08:37 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Fill: The Mild Mannered CFO 7c/? - (Anonymous), 2011-04-08 08:38 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Fill: The Mild Mannered CFO 7c/? - (Anonymous), 2011-04-08 09:05 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Writer Anon: Re: Fill: The Mild Mannered CFO 7c/? - (Anonymous), 2011-04-09 08:48 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Fill: The Mild Mannered CFO 8a/? - (Anonymous), 2011-04-11 08:42 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Fill: The Mild Mannered CFO 8b/? - (Anonymous), 2011-04-11 08:43 pm (UTC)(Expand)
FILL Untitled slavefic 8c/? - (Anonymous), 2011-04-11 08:45 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Fill: The Mild Mannered CFO 8d/? - (Anonymous), 2011-04-11 08:50 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Embarrassed anon writer is embarrassed - (Anonymous), 2011-04-11 08:58 pm (UTC)(Expand)
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Writer Anon Re: the picture - (Anonymous), 2011-04-13 09:43 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: the picture - casey_sms, 2011-04-14 08:19 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: the picture - brighterlove, 2012-08-20 09:42 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Fill: The Mild Mannered CFO 10b/10 - (Anonymous), 2011-04-13 08:16 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Writer!Anon: You lovely lovely people - (Anonymous), 2011-04-14 08:20 pm (UTC)(Expand)

Eduardo/Mark, AU

Mark's an alien in disguise. Eduardo takes it in stride.

Eduardo/Mark, AU

After his first year at Harvard, Eduardo decides business isn't nerdy enough for him. He changes his major to math/econ. What changes with him and Mark?

Re: Eduardo/Mark, AU

But he was an economics major in the first place...

Eduardo/Mark, Hallucinations

Mark has hallucinations of Eduardo. He knows they're not real because he checks on Eduardo every so often, and Eduardo's always off somewhere else. However, even though he knows hallucination!Eduardo isn't real, he can't ignore him and eventually ends up talking to him the way he would real!Eduardo. Hallucination!Eduardo says things like 'you should be nicer to your assistant' and 'when was the last time you something to eat' and 'you should send that email that's been sitting in your drafts folder for 6 months' (because hallucination!Eduardo never says things that Mark doesn't already know, even if Mark tries not to think about it).

Maybe Mark stops seeing hallucination!Eduardo when he reconciles with real!Eduardo because now he has what he was missing and doesn't need hallucination!Eduardo anymore.

oh god hallucination has stopped looking like a real word to me now. hallucination. hallucination. hallucination?

[Crossover], Eduardo/Mark, Eduardo/Charlie Epps, [Numb3rs]

I've seen a few SGA crossover prompts where Rodney recruits Eduardo for his mad math skills (&/or gene) & I'm totally in favor of those. Write, anons, write!

But they made me wonder about another mathy fandom - Numb3rs! So...perhaps Charlie/Amita/Larry lure a heartbroken Eduardo away from the cruel backstabbing world of business into the calming field of mathematics & academia? Or something?

I'd love for Eduardo to get some space, make a few friends, & have his brilliance recognized a bit. Perhaps with a fun fling, or even an FBI related adventure (or an interstellar one, if Rodney pokes his head in for a consult)? And then Mark & Eduardo find their way back to each other somehow?

I'm SO not picky here, fellow anons, but I do love happy endings. It's totally up to you what that happy ending might be. Pretty please?