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♥ we are slash, femslash, het, three-and-moresomes etc. friendly. (we are even incest friendly what with some of our characters being twins and all...)
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THERE WILL BE UNMARKED SPOILERS. enter at your own risk! :D


i know you guys are enjoying this meme and i appreciate that but please can you put the SUBJECT HEADER on your prompt. you would REALLY be helping me out if you could do that. it just saves time for me when i'm trying to tag everything in delicious.

AND PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE DO NOT repost prompts from parts one, two or three over here again. the delicious is around for people to find prompts they may not have already seen.



Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.

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Re: Dustin/Mark (YOU READ THAT RIGHT) FILL? REALLY? YEAH - (Anonymous), 2011-03-27 03:25 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Dustin/Mark (YOU READ THAT RIGHT) FILL? REALLY? YEAH - (Anonymous), 2011-03-27 05:48 am (UTC)(Expand)
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Re: Dustin/Mark (YOU READ THAT RIGHT) FILL? REALLY? YEAH - (Anonymous), 2011-03-29 03:32 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Dustin/Mark (YOU READ THAT RIGHT) FILL? REALLY? YEAH - (Anonymous), 2011-03-30 06:28 am (UTC)(Expand)


this is kind of ridiculous but.

Mark and Eduardo have been ~star-crossed lovers~ throughout the history, through all their past lives. This lifetime is their opportunity to finally be together ... and they're fucking it up spectacularly.


Hate sex that eventually turns loving. Now for the weird part, can you incorporate the lines below(they are from A Lion in the Winter)with Wardo as Eleanor and Mark as Henry?

Eleanor: I adored you.
Henry: Never.
Eleanor: I still do.
Henry: Of all the lies, that one is the most terrible.
Eleanor: I know. That's why I saved it up for now.

Re: Eduardo/Mark

I'm attempting to fill this (hopefully in the next few days?) Do you want an exact incorporation of the quotes or can I play around with them and just get the general gist?

Re: Eduardo/Mark - (Anonymous), 2011-04-02 07:35 am (UTC)(Expand)


YOU READ THIS PROMPT RIGHT, YOU KNOW IT. Mark and Eduardo are both tributes for the game, but from different districts. A temporary alliance turns into genuine friendship and maybe even something more?


Re: Eduardo/Mark, HUNGER GAMES AU

Now I just want to write a Battle Royale AU, especially since hacking skills are canonically useful in that verse. In THG not so much, in fact there is no district skill that could would easily take its place that would be particularly helpful when it comes to surviving. Not to mention that in BR it's possible to survive without killing which is extremely difficult in THG verse.

On the other hand Eduardo the career tribute teaming up with Mark the scrappy District 12 kid? Hmmm...

Re: Eduardo/Mark, HUNGER GAMES AU - (Anonymous), 2011-03-27 05:15 am (UTC)(Expand)
FILL (1/?); kindness is a card game - (Anonymous), 2011-03-28 04:30 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL (1/?); kindness is a card game - (Anonymous), 2011-03-28 03:46 pm (UTC)(Expand)
FILL (2a/?); kindness is a card game - (Anonymous), 2011-03-29 07:14 am (UTC)(Expand)
FILL (2a.5/?); kindness is a card game - (Anonymous), 2011-03-29 07:16 am (UTC)(Expand)
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Re: FILL (2b/?); kindness is a card game - (Anonymous), 2011-03-29 04:19 pm (UTC)(Expand)
FILL (3a/?); kindness is a card game - (Anonymous), 2011-04-01 05:49 am (UTC)(Expand)
FILL (3b/?); kindness is a card game - (Anonymous), 2011-04-01 05:50 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL (3b/?); kindness is a card game - (Anonymous), 2011-04-01 12:46 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL (3b/?); kindness is a card game - (Anonymous), 2011-04-02 08:36 pm (UTC)(Expand)

Mark/Eduardo, Loss of voice

Where Eduardo loses his voice due to a traumatic event (it's up to the author if he gets his voice back) Happy ending please.

Eduardo/Mark - drawing prompt

I thought of E/M as soon as I saw this.
Do you think it looks like them? I mean, Mark doesn't have curly hair there, but still. SOMETHING. SOMEONE WRITE SOMETHING.

[RPF] Jesse/anyone (well, any two :P)

(I feel like this is going to end up seeming really oddly specific once I start explaining. I've been thinking about this too much, haha.)

Jesse loves the idea of being double-teamed but doesn't know how to make this happen. Cue him mentioning (to whatever two guys you choose) in the least sexy way at an incredibly odd time, just because I enjoy awkwardness. Like ~oh hay you know what would be cool one of you could fuck me while I suck the other's dick this is totally normal to just say randomly~.

But regardless of this awkwardness, the threesome does happen and it's hot. Who woulda known that Jesse is such a kinky cockslut. But it's so right. Someone pleeease write it. ;_;

Eduardo/Mark, food!kink, cooking

Following the depositions, Mark wants to prove he's grown up and matured, if only to himself, and over time does a bunch of small things, like maybe more regularly emailing his little sisters in college, going for lunches with Marilyn without any particular motive or business to discuss, and adopting a cat (because guys, guys, TSN!Mark is totally a cat person to me).

And learning how to cook. Maybe not that super well, and maybe nothing terribly complicated, but as proof he can take care of himself.

Aaaand somehow this all adds up to Mark and Eduardo feeding each other things.

Bonus points for Mark needing to, like, call his mom and have her talk him through grocery shopping and really basic things multiple times.


Mark speaking French. (Especially when they're fucking).

Fill: La Petite Mort

I'm not sure if this is appropriately mind-melting & I used Google Translate. If there's a native speaker who wants to correct, please do! I couldn't help myself with the title.

Mark's voice is broken, raspy and hoarse from earlier in the evening. Eduardo watches red lips form words though they come out no more than a gasp when he's taken the tip of Mark's prick in his mouth.

“War- Mon Dieu Wardo ne jamais arrêter s'il vous plaît!” He draws his head up and smiles crookedly, letting his cheek rub against Mark's warm flesh. The coder lifts his head from the pillow and tries to glare at his lover – the look isn't half as effective when Mark's hair falls in his eyes and his cheeks are flushed. He untwists a hand from the sheets they're lying, thumb stroking Eduardo's cheek gently when he plants a soft kiss on Mark's thigh.

“Vous êtes si belle. Avez-vous une idée de ce que vous faites pour moi?” Eduardo nips lightly at a trembling pale thigh and returns to his previous task, letting Mark's cock weigh heavily on his tongue. He wraps a hand around what he can't take, languorously moving in tandem with his mouth. Mark's hips buck and Eduardo feels the tip of Mark's cock hit the back of his throat. The flesh is hot and slick when Eduardo licks a stripe from the bottom to top and he wraps his lips around the head, sucking.

“Oh mon dieu Wardo. Vos lèvres, tu es superbe; fuck, je veux.” Eduardo hums a little, moving his hand faster as he tastes the salty drops of precum on his tongue. Mark's voice is wrecked, begging in French that Eduardo only halfway understands, but the hand in his hair is familiar enough. He sucks Mark down, swallowing further until he can feel all of Mark, as much as he can get and his other hand is on Mark's bony hip, holding so tight there will probably be a bruise later.

Mark's hand twists painfully in his hair and Eduardo's mouth is filled with hot and salt and he swallows it all. He lets go of the softening flesh with a lewd sound and nuzzles Mark as he shakes. Mark's hands reach down and haul him up and finally, there's blessed friction for Eduardo's own hardness against Mark's thigh. Mark shifts and takes him in hand, stroking quickly and it's an embarrassingly short time before Eduardo is squeezing his eyes shut, groaning quietly in Portuguese.

Eduardo comes back to himself, panting breath to match his lover's own. Mark looks at him, thumb swiping gently over Eduardo's lips before drawing him into a kiss. He whispers words that Eduardo knows against his skin, words that Eduardo doesn't expect to hear in English for some time. The language doesn't matter because the words never needed to be said in the first place.

“Je t'aime.”

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Mark/Eduardo, Wizard!AU

The Saverin family are a prestigious family of wizards. Eduardo is supposed to follow his father's footsteps and attend Wizardry (?) University. Instead, he chooses to attend Harvard. And now, he has to get used to doing stuff without magic and keep people from finding out that heeey, magic is real!

[RPF] Andrew/Jesse

Andrew loves when Jesse uses an English accent in the bedroom.


I hope this doesn't overlap with some old prompt?

Eduardo and Mark didn't meet until they graduate from Harvard. Both of them work in the same company. Eduardo is the financial manager or something, while Mark is a programmer.
Maybe this company belongs to one friends of Saverin family? Eduardo gets paid very well, but he feels suffocated.
After they become friends (or lovers, your choice), Eduardo realizes Mark isn't very happy with this job due to their stupid supervisor (or whatever reason). Mark changes job several times, he is still the genius and capable of starting his own business as a programmer. He just doesn't have the courage to do it.
Eduardo tells Mark don't waste his time working for idiots. Eduardo even suggests if Mark wants to start a company, he will quit this job to help Mark.

Bonus : Eduardo's father finds out his son wants to quit this job. They had a fight. Mark feels guilty.

I'd like to see a story for them to find courage doing something for their own and change their life.
This plot sounds so sappy...(face palm), but I really want to see it.

Mark/Tyler, Eduardo/Cameron High School AU

Fluffy High School 80s AUfic. I want a the Winklevoss twins to be jocks and Eduardo and Tyler to be the nerds that they are in love with!!! I just want something that if fluffy and cute. Please someone fill this!!!!!

Fill - Sealed with a Kiss (1/5)

Disclaimer: Complete fiction. In no way related to the actual persons so named.

Tyler stomps up the stairs at home. Coach had kept him after to ‘discuss’ his attitude. At least Cameron had found a ride home and hadn’t been there to listen and nod and give Tyler his disappointed face. Tyler thinks he’s perfectly justified about letting the rest of the team know how he feels about them being crap at the plays that had been called. Yes, it sucked that they had had to learn all new plays, but it’s been almost a month.

Tyler gets up to his room and can see Cameron on his bed in his room directly across from Tyler’s. Thank God they have their own rooms. He knows Cameron didn’t mind sharing and sometimes he even gets a little down whenever Tyler shuts his door and shuts him out. Sometimes a guy needs his own space though. Which is something Tyler had had to explain to their father three years ago in a very awkward conversation full of half sentences and a lot of euphemisms. It’s not like their house doesn’t have enough bedrooms.

Tyler drops his bag on the floor next to his desk. He kicks off his shoes and flops on his bed. Across the hall, Cameron sighs loudly. Tyler knows that’s his cue to ask what’s wrong, but maybe if he doesn’t respond, Cameron will just stop. Cameron sighs again, louder. Yeah, Tyler didn’t think so.

“What’s up, Cameron?”

Cameron gets up and comes over into Tyler’s bedroom and closes the door. Okay, so, serious then. Cameron pulls the desk chair out so the back is facing Tyler, he straddles it and folds his arms along the top of the backrest.

“Ty,” Cameron says and then pauses.

Uh oh, something big then.

“Ty, how did you figure out that you liked boys?”

Ah. “I didn’t. I just knew.”

“You did?” Cameron looks troubled.

“Yeah, it… just is, you know.”


“For me.”

“I, um, I-“

“Look, Cam, you like girls. You always have. But sometimes you look at guys.”

“I do?”

“Yeah. And it’s cool. You can like both.”

“You don’t.”

“That’s me. Everyone is different. Girls just don’t do it for me. But they do it for you. And maybe some guys do it for you, too. You can be bi. It’s fine.”

“It’s confusing.”



“Let it be confusing. Until it isn’t anymore.” Sometimes Tyler feels years older than Cameron instead of just minutes.

Cameron mulls it over for a few seconds. “Thanks, Ty.”

“Whatever. What brought this on?”

Cameron ducks his head. “There’s this guy. Skinny thing. He just, and I, um, he kind of-“

“Makes your heart go pitter-pat?”

“Shut up. I just, I like him.”

“Who is he?”

“Eduardo. Tall, brown hair, brown eyes, little bit of an accent, really nice. He’s a sophomore, one of the Roos.”

Some councilperson or some such had had the brilliant idea to have the district lines redrawn and somehow it had happened just before school started. As a result, a third of all the kids going to Roosevelt (the Roos) came to Midland and a quarter of the Midland kids ended up at Eastside. It had left all of the schools scrambling. Midland had lost some of their athletes and gained others, which was why all the playbooks had been changed. The game against Eastside is going to be weird.

Tyler knows who Cameron is talking about. Mostly because Tyler has his eye on another Roo, one that Eduardo hangs around. Mark Zuckerberg. He’s in two of Tyler’s AP classes. Something about his sharp cheekbones and his sharper blue eyes and his even sharper tongue just does it for Tyler. Anyway, Eduardo is pretty good looking.

“Not a bad choice,” Tyler says.

“Oh. Um, you don’t-“

“No, not him.”

“Who, then?”

Tyler doesn’t usually talk about this with his brother. He knows he can, he just usually doesn’t. Only a few people at school know, their close friends. Their parents know, too (Dad doesn’t seem to care, but sometimes Mom gets fretful, so Tyler doesn’t bring it up much).

“His friend,” Tyler says.

“The redhead? He’s kind of, um, unique.”


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Fill - Sealed with a Kiss (5/5) - (Anonymous), 2011-03-28 09:10 am (UTC)(Expand)
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OP - iheartdraco11, 2011-03-28 11:35 am (UTC)(Expand)
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Re: Fill - Sealed with a Kiss (5/5) - (Anonymous), 2011-03-31 10:45 pm (UTC)(Expand)

Eduardo/Mark: Stepford Wardo

Eduardo apologizes to Mark. He forgives Mark without an apology. He never fights with him, never challenges him, he just makes his entire life about making Mark happy. Being Mark, it takes him a while to realize this. When he does he realizes that he misses the old Wardo and tries to get him back, by trying to get him to fight with him, of course.


Jesse just can't help himself. The cute little Jewish boy just has to scream in Hebrew when Andrew gets rough.