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[PART FOUR] CLOSED
THE SOCIAL NETWORK KINK MEME


ASK THE MODS * FAQ * DISCUSSION * RESEARCH * FILL LIST * PART ONE * PART ONE (OVERFLOW) * PART TWO * PART TWO (OVERFLOW) * PART THREE * (PART THREE (OVERFLOW)


GENERAL RULES;

IMPORTANT: please DO NOT post prompts about any non-public people as part of a prompt. for example: randi zuckerberg is fine as she is a public figure both on the internet and on facebook itself. priscilla chan is NOT as she is not a public figure.

if you're in doubt, please message the mod or leave a comment in the discussion post.



♥ post requests and responses in the comments to this post.
♥ be respectful.
♥ both a pairing/character AND a prompt/kink must be posted.
♥ one pairing/prompt per comment please.
♥ you are encouraged to try and write a prompt for every request you make.
♥ we are slash, femslash, het, three-and-moresomes etc. friendly. (we are even incest friendly what with some of our characters being twins and all...)
♥ no pairing bashing, OK? no need to wank over ships.
♥ long and short fics welcome. multiple responses encouraged!
♥ please try to refrain from saying 'seconded!' as much as possible.
♥ on RPF: Please disclaim that it is RPF, a work of fiction and in no way related to the actual actors/persons/etc. (i wouldn't even try and discourage RPF from this meme ;))
WARN FOR COMMON TRIGGERS, PLEASE


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PLEASE READ THE FOLLOWING;

i know you guys are enjoying this meme and i appreciate that but please can you put the SUBJECT HEADER on your prompt. you would REALLY be helping me out if you could do that. it just saves time for me when i'm trying to tag everything in delicious.

AND PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE DO NOT repost prompts from parts one, two or three over here again. the delicious is around for people to find prompts they may not have already seen.
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(Anonymous)
Further to this prompt: http://community.livejournal.com/tsn_kinkmeme/4426.html?thread=6906186#t6906186

can we have the hilarious aftermath where Chris and Dustin work it out? Something along these lines: http://cheezfailbooking.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/funny-facebook-thingsto-address.png?w=516&h=249

Eduardo/Mark, girl!Mark

(Anonymous)
I want Eduardo taking care of girl!Mark, like, utter fluff and oblivious!Mark. Including carrying her to bed after a coding-marathon, bringing her food (or making it... cooking!Eduardo is hott.), brushing her hair (idk, just make it happen!), etc. Bonus if Chris and Dustin are like, WTF, Dude?, everyone else assuming they're together, and they're like HELL, no!, but Eduardo secretly wishing it or something.

If anon wishes to make this longer, then maybe showing Wardo taking care of Mark during the years, even after the deposition, secretly of course, and ending preferably with Mark FINALLY getting it, and then being like "Take CARE of me again, Wardo?" and then sexytimes ensues. =D After Eduardo stops hesitating, cuz' he's still angry/hurt about what happened between then. But who could resist those pouty lips? ;D

... Anon will get my firstborn if it's Sean (fucking) Parker making Mark getting it. Cuz he's just that awesome.

Fill #1, Part 1a: Eduardo/girl!Mark

(Anonymous)
I decided I wanted to try and fill this. I hope this works out...

---

“I’m staying here.”

“Okay.”

“I’m serious, Wardo. I’m moving in,” Mark announces sitting down at his desk and starting up his computer.

“What?!” Eduardo squeaked slightly, his voice rising, he thought she had been joking, “You’re serious?”

“No, I just said that for fun,” she scowled logging in with his username and password. His password was her birthday and initials so really it wasn’t something she struggled to remember.

Why it was her birthday and initials was something that made little sense to Mark.

“You can’t stay here, Mark. This is a guys dorm. And I don’t think Chris or Dustin will be happy with that,” Eduardo exclaimed, trying to keep her attention on him and not his computer for 30 seconds.

Mark rolled her eyes and proceeded to pulled up the Harvard Facebook. Perhaps if she explained to him that this was the last straw, Christy had gone too far and this time; Mark would not be coming back. Or maybe if she mentioned that Erica (her former friend) had basically made her want to cry… not that Mark would admit it, but it might score some sympathy from Wardo. That bitch had basically called her a selfish, ugly, bitter, tomboy in lamest terms and then added that she couldn’t get friends or a man.

She was NEVER going back, and now she had a plan to get even with her former roommates. If Eduardo cooperated that was. It had only taken four beers, and some stupid comment from Billy Olsen in the hallway but the idea was firmly planted in Mark's brain.

She needed the code and a lot of email accounts.

“Erica and Christy pulled a lame rendition of Carrie on me.”

“With the blood?”

Mark shook her head, but held up a used tampon. Eduardo knew Mark wore pads on her period, clearly they had borrowed the gym scene.

Eduardo swore, “You’re staying here. Are you Okay?”

His desire to take care of her immediately kicking in, despite knowing that Mark had no intention of leaning on him like that. Sure, she would lay in his bed later and maybe tell him it stung like it was a sacred confession but feelings weren't exactly her strong point. And he was a bleeding heart with some kind of twisted desire to essentially mother her.

“Besides being assaulted with used women hygiene products?”

“Yes…”

“No comment.”

Mark didn't understand but she had to admit, later when she would be puking her guts up from the four beers she just consumed Wardo would be her saving grace. He would be holding her hair away from the vomit and helping her forget whatever bothered her. Eduardo was good like that, perhaps too good. Mark often wondered why someone so sensitive and kind put up with her.

Of course, first revenge would be nice. Bed hogging and puking could come later.

Mark nodded, opening up a script window, “I will be… when you help me get revenge that is.”

Eduardo stroked her hair, “What do you want me to do?”

“Get Dustin and Chris, and then I need an algorithm. I have a plan involving the Harvard Facebook… and maybe farm animals.”

“Farm animals?”

Re: Fill #1, Part 1a: Eduardo/girl!Mark - (Anonymous), 2011-06-19 01:41 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Fill #1, Part 1b: Eduardo/girl!Mark - (Anonymous), 2011-06-19 01:40 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Fill #1, Part 1b: Eduardo/girl!Mark - (Anonymous), 2011-06-19 06:42 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Fill #1, Part 2a: Eduardo/girl!Mark - (Anonymous), 2011-06-19 08:35 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Fill #1, Part 2b: Eduardo/girl!Mark - (Anonymous), 2011-06-20 02:49 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Fill #1, Part 3: Eduardo/girl!Mark - (Anonymous), 2011-06-29 07:33 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Fill #1, Part 3: Eduardo/girl!Mark - (Anonymous), 2011-07-07 03:27 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Fill #1, Part 4a: Eduardo/girl!Mark - (Anonymous), 2011-07-07 03:30 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Fill #1, Part 4b: Eduardo/girl!Mark - (Anonymous), 2011-07-07 03:31 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Fill #1, Part 5: Eduardo/girl!Mark - (Anonymous), 2011-07-08 05:12 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Fill #1, Part 6: Eduardo/girl!Mark - (Anonymous), 2011-07-14 02:21 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Fill #1, Part 6: Eduardo/girl!Mark - (Anonymous), 2011-07-16 04:51 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Fill #1, Part 6: Eduardo/girl!Mark - (Anonymous), 2011-07-22 06:12 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Fill #1, Part 6: Eduardo/girl!Mark - (Anonymous), 2011-07-30 04:31 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Fill #1, Part 7: Eduardo/girl!Mark - (Anonymous), 2011-07-31 01:00 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Fill #1, Part 7: Eduardo/girl!Mark - (Anonymous), 2011-08-13 04:20 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Fill #1, Part 7: Eduardo/girl!Mark - (Anonymous), 2011-08-13 04:21 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Fill #1, Part 8: Eduardo/girl!Mark - (Anonymous), 2011-08-13 04:20 am (UTC)(Expand)
Fill #1, Part 9a: Eduardo/girl!Mark - (Anonymous), 2011-09-07 03:55 am (UTC)(Expand)
Fill #1, Part 9b: Eduardo/girl!Mark - (Anonymous), 2011-09-07 03:56 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Fill #1, Part 9b: Eduardo/girl!Mark - (Anonymous), 2011-09-23 03:53 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Fill #1, Part 9b: Eduardo/girl!Mark - (Anonymous), 2011-09-07 04:52 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Fill #1, Part 9b: Eduardo/girl!Mark - (Anonymous), 2011-09-23 03:53 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Fill #1, Part 9b: Eduardo/girl!Mark - (Anonymous), 2011-09-07 08:24 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Fill #1, Part 9b: Eduardo/girl!Mark - (Anonymous), 2011-09-23 03:53 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Fill #1, Part 10: Eduardo/girl!Mark - (Anonymous), 2011-09-23 03:52 am (UTC)(Expand)
Fill #1, Part 11: Eduardo/girl!Mark - (Anonymous), 2011-10-02 04:46 am (UTC)(Expand)
Fill #1, Part 12: Eduardo/girl!Mark - (Anonymous), 2011-10-09 01:41 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Fill #1, Part 12: Eduardo/girl!Mark - (Anonymous), 2011-10-24 02:35 am (UTC)(Expand)
Fill #1, Part 13: Eduardo/girl!Mark - (Anonymous), 2011-10-24 02:34 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Fill #1, Part 13: Eduardo/girl!Mark - (Anonymous), 2011-11-28 12:04 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Fill #1, Part 13: Eduardo/girl!Mark - (Anonymous), 2011-10-25 04:47 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Fill #1, Part 13: Eduardo/girl!Mark - (Anonymous), 2011-11-28 12:04 am (UTC)(Expand)
Fill #1, Part 14: Eduardo/girl!Mark - (Anonymous), 2011-11-28 12:03 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Fill #1, Part 15: Eduardo/girl!Mark - (Anonymous), 2012-04-20 10:37 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Fill #1, Part 15: Eduardo/girl!Mark - (Anonymous), 2012-06-19 05:50 am (UTC)(Expand)

Eduardo/Mark

(Anonymous)
It shouldn't have surprised him when Mark smirked at him after the blowjob. It really shouldn't have surprised him when he said "enjoy yourself?" in that irritatingly smug voice of his.
So, really what could Eduardo have done, but continue sucking Mark's oversensitive cock through his squirming and red faced pleas wrenching out his second, quivering orgasm.
Because really, it shouldn't surprise Mark that his boyfriend is so deliciously evil.

The Admission: 1/2

(Anonymous)
He swallows. Lets the softening member fall from his mouth onto his lover’s belly, kissing his thigh. Glazes up lovingly. Mark is smiling and looking entirely too smug for someone who just spent the last few minutes writhing under the weight of his tongue.

“Enjoy yourself my sweet little cockslut?” Way too smug.

“Must you zap the sexiness out of everything?”

“Your moaning around me suggested otherwi-ahh!”

“Hmm? Oh, I’m sorry. I figured you would be talking for a while. Don’t worry, I was listening. Do go on. I can lick it clean while you speak. I’m nothing if not efficient.”

“What are you even- oooooh!”

“Just seeing if there’s any more in there. So, did you enjoy it, my love?”

Not trusting his voice, Mark gives only a half hearted glare in response.

Perhaps the silent approach has it’s benefits, Eduardo thinks as he lightly pinches the flared ridge between the pads of his finger tips. He is rewarded with a soft yelp. Mark tries to pull away, squirming up the bed. Eduardo lets him move a few inches before he grips his penis holding him in place.

“Stay.” Fingers at the base, resting. “Now, let’s try this again. So, how was your blowjob?”

He starts stroking the firming cock, still wet from his mouth.

“It was okay.” He says through gritted teeth.

“Just okay?”

The little fuck nods, unwilling to play along even as the tremors wrack through his body.

“Fine.” Takes the tip between his lips and sucks hard, tearing a groan from the man spread out beneath him.

“Too much?”
Mark looks at him defiantly. Flushed cheeks and sweaty brow.

Kitten licks at the slope of his glans. After a few laps it turns red, swells, covering his tongue with clear salty fluid. Mark is clearly trying to stay silent and keep his hips still.

“Hey, hey... careful” he reaches out to defend Mark’s plump lip from his teeth.

“Now, admit that I’m the best you’ve ever had. ”

Mark closes his eyes and shakes his head violently.

“Stubborn.” Grips the head tightly between his fingers. With his other hand he places his fingers at the slit parting the lips slightly to further expose the inside of his tiny hole. He’s never really touched Mark there. Whenever he tried to in the past he’d close his legs and push his head away. He dips in the tip of his tongue into it, tasting. Immediately, he feels shoving at his shoulders. Pokes at it with tip of his tongue, each lick slightly more probing than the last.

“D-don’t.” Mark begs as he spreads his legs wider.

Eduardo stops, still gripping his lover’s penis firmly with one hand. With the other he extends a finger out steadily tapping on the tip, brushing against the slit.

“Do you really want me to stop?”

“Sensitive. It’s so sensitive.” Eyes drifting in and out of focus.

“Is that a yes or a no?”

Mark opens his mouth, then quickly closes it, resuming his glaring. Okay then.

He sucks it into his mouth and begins blowing him, rhythm steady. Hands thread through his hair, not pulling. Making a great effort not to pull.

He swallows around him.

Blue eyes roll back and flutter closed.

Mark is not typically a vocal lover. The first few times they had sex Eduardo wasn’t sure he was into it. He has since learned to read every hitch in his breath, the tell tale flush that starts at his cheeks spreading down his chest, the tremble of his thighs, the clench in his belly.

The Mark of now, however, is not so subtle.

The tremble and clench have turned into full on thrashing like something out of an exorcism. The hitch is now a cacophony of gasps and whimpers running into a low whine. And he is speaking. Incoherent babbles, but still.

Eduardo flutters his tongue against the underside of the head, looking up at Mark, fever flushed and bright eyed. Then he gently tugs at his scrotum, balls that had just begun to loosen rise up again.

“No no no... I can’t. Too much. Oh oh.”

Pulls off so that only the tip is in his mouth. His hand works the shaft, other hand rolling the balls and pressing his thumb between them.

Re: The Admission: 2/2 - (Anonymous), 2011-05-20 04:32 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: The Admission: 2/2 - (Anonymous), 2011-05-20 04:58 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: The Admission: 2/2 - (Anonymous), 2011-05-20 08:49 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: The Admission: 2/2 - skyearth85, 2011-05-20 01:54 pm (UTC)(Expand)

Mark/Eduardo, first-time D/s

(Anonymous)
I feel like we need more D/s around here with bottom!Mark. Uh...kinda strange and specific maybe, but what I'd really like is some sweet, innocent, first time D/s.

I'd really like Mark and Eduardo young and just starting to date (either freshman year or HS if you want to go au) and sort of awkwardly/innocently finding themselves in a D/s relationship. Things like Eduardo pulling Mark to sit on his lap during lunch, wrapping his hand around Mark's wrist instead of holding hands, jokingly threatening to spank him and finding he likes the idea more than he thought.

Mark, who's kind of awkward and not really good at identifying his own feelings, is a little resistant at first. Because while he gets all squirmy and flushed whenever Wardo tells him what to do, it's not what he thinks he's supposed to like.

*Bonus points if Chris and/or Dustin notice what's going on are initially concerned about it, until Mark has to blushingly inform them that it's completely consensual.

**Extra bonus points if at some point Eduardo does actually spank Mark a little.

***And uh...prefer to just avoid that whole Facebook fallout, so either something set completely before that or that fixes it or ignores it entirely. (Just no angst because of it!)

Re: Mark/Eduardo, first-time D/s

OH GODDAMN this is a hot and weirdly adorable prompt. looove.

Re: Mark/Eduardo, first-time D/s 1b/? - (Anonymous), 2011-03-29 02:04 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Mark/Eduardo, first-time D/s 1c/? - (Anonymous), 2011-03-29 02:06 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Mark/Eduardo, first-time D/s 1c/? - (Anonymous), 2011-03-29 02:15 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Mark/Eduardo, first-time D/s 1c/? - (Anonymous), 2011-03-29 03:15 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Mark/Eduardo, first-time D/s 1c/? - (Anonymous), 2011-03-29 02:17 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Mark/Eduardo, first-time D/s 1c/? - (Anonymous), 2011-03-29 08:24 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Mark/Eduardo, first-time D/s 1c/? - (Anonymous), 2011-03-31 12:19 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Mark/Eduardo, first-time D/s 1a/? - (Anonymous), 2011-03-29 02:03 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Mark/Eduardo, first-time D/s - (Anonymous), 2011-03-29 07:00 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Mark/Eduardo, first-time D/s - (Anonymous), 2011-03-29 08:26 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Second Fill; A Submission to Reason (And to You) - 1/? - (Anonymous), 2011-04-01 08:22 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Second Fill; A Submission to Reason (And to You) - 1b/? - (Anonymous), 2011-04-01 09:00 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Second Fill; A Submission to Reason (And to You) - 4/? - (Anonymous), 2011-04-06 10:33 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Second Fill; A Submission to Reason (And to You) - 4/? - (Anonymous), 2011-04-06 11:11 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Second Fill; A Submission to Reason (And to You) - 4/? - (Anonymous), 2011-04-07 12:10 am (UTC)(Expand)
A Submission to Reason (And to You) - 5a/? {NSFW} - (Anonymous), 2011-04-08 09:04 pm (UTC)(Expand)
A Submission to Reason (And to You) - 5b/? {NSFW} - (Anonymous), 2011-04-08 09:05 pm (UTC)(Expand)
A Submission to Reason (And to You) - 6a/? - (Anonymous), 2011-04-08 09:09 pm (UTC)(Expand)
A Submission to Reason (And to You) - 6b/? - (Anonymous), 2011-04-08 09:19 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: A Submission to Reason (And to You) - 6b/? - (Anonymous), 2011-06-01 07:45 pm (UTC)(Expand)
A Submission to Reason (And to You) - 7a/? - (Anonymous), 2011-04-08 09:12 pm (UTC)(Expand)
A Submission to Reason (And to You) - 7b/? - (Anonymous), 2011-04-08 09:15 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: A Submission to Reason (And to You) - 7b/? - (Anonymous), 2011-04-09 06:22 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: A Submission to Reason (And to You) - 7b/? - (Anonymous), 2011-04-09 06:22 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: A Submission to Reason (And to You) - 7b/? - (Anonymous), 2011-04-09 03:57 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: A Submission to Reason (And to You) - 7b/? - (Anonymous), 2011-04-09 06:23 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: A Submission to Reason (And to You) - 7b/? - (Anonymous), 2011-04-09 06:21 am (UTC)(Expand)
A Submission to Reason (And to You) - 8a/? - (Anonymous), 2011-04-09 09:35 pm (UTC)(Expand)
A Submission to Reason (And to You) - 8b/? - (Anonymous), 2011-04-09 09:41 pm (UTC)(Expand)
A Submission to Reason (And to You) - 8c/? - (Anonymous), 2011-04-09 09:42 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: A Submission to Reason (And to You) - 8c/? - (Anonymous), 2011-04-10 04:13 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: A Submission to Reason (And to You) - 8c/? - (Anonymous), 2011-04-10 03:48 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: A Submission to Reason (And to You) - 8c/? - (Anonymous), 2011-04-10 06:42 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: A Submission to Reason (And to You) - 9c/? - (Anonymous), 2011-04-10 08:21 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: A Submission to Reason (And to You) - 11b/13 - (Anonymous), 2011-04-19 01:07 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: A Submission to Reason (And to You) - 11b/13 - (Anonymous), 2011-04-20 12:07 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: A Submission to Reason (And to You) - 13d/13 -END - (Anonymous), 2011-04-21 03:28 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: A Submission to Reason (And to You) - 13d/13 -END - (Anonymous), 2011-05-19 12:49 am (UTC)(Expand)

[Crossover], Eduardo/Mark, [HIS DARK MATERIALS]

(Anonymous)
I'd love a HDM/TSN fusion - like The Social Network with daemons!
I'm partial to Eduardo/Mark, friendship or romantic - but really anything goes. I just want more TSN daemons. Can you imagine all that heartbreak and tension with daemons to express it?

Re: [Crossover], Eduardo/Mark, [HIS DARK MATERIALS]

(Anonymous)
It's already been prompted. thisissirius is writing the fill here (http://community.livejournal.com/tsn_kinkmeme/1522.html?thread=2053106#t2053106)

Eduardo/Mark

(Anonymous)
Umm, this is kind of vague. But I want a five things post like 5 things only Eduardo can make Mark do. If that makes sense. For example, only Eduardo can get Mark off the computer or something.

Preferably from someone elses POV. Pre and post deposition.
I WOULD LOVE YOU FOREVER AND EVER.

[RPF] Andrew/Jesse So You Think You Can Dance AU

(Anonymous)
Andrew and Jesse are the two favorite male contemporary- dancers, with Andrew being all lines and grace and technique and Jesse is weird and angular and the wet dream of all the eccentric choreographers. Armie is a ballroom- dancer, Justin is that tapdancer who "also sings and acts", Joe is the hiphop-dancer who rely a little bit too much on his "folksy" charm. And Aaron and David are judges!

Eduardo/Mark or RPF Andrew/Jesse

(Anonymous)
Could someone please write me something where Jon Stewart and/or Stephen Colbert makes an appearance? I craaave it!

Eduardo/Mark - Movie - A game of chicken

(Anonymous)
They were playing this epic game of chicken, have been since the first time they met, trying to get the other to back down, taking it further and further until they both lose.

Eduardo/Mark, or gen(!)

(Anonymous)
TOY STORY AU

Just what it says on the can, kinkmemers. I would LOVE a story with the boys as toys. Literally.

You know you want this. Please. Someone please do this for me.

Zuckonit, I am sorry for not understanding the "closed" part of Part Three. Hope this fixes things.

[RPF] Andrew/Jesse

(Anonymous)
In which Jesse asks Andrew about working with Heath Ledger.

Chris/Dustin

(Anonymous)
'You really shouldn’t say ‘I love you’ unless you mean it. But if you mean it, you should say it a lot. People forget.'
MY KINDGDOM FOR A FILL

Eduardo/Mark or [GEN], mental exhaustion

(Anonymous)
because anon pushes self too hard, take your pick of the ideas:

- Harvard!era Eduardo passing out during finals when trying to study (daddy issues a bonus)
- Mark spends too long coding because it's Mark and he lost track of time
- Chris' constant headaches as the PR head for both Facebook & Mark

Jesse/Andrew or Eduardo/Mark Toy Story AU

(Anonymous)
Their sex toys are actually sentient and discuss Jesse/Andrew|Eduardo/Mark's playful escapades. But then one day they are accidentally thrown out or stolen, and they must find their way back to the bedside drawer (because they love their owners so much).

Re: Jesse/Andrew or Eduardo/Mark Toy Story AU

(Anonymous)
Research for potential author: Me and My Dick, the musical.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmpnUf_TiG4

Andrew/Jesse, AU

(Anonymous)
Andrew/Jesse College!AU, or it can take place in High School.

Jesse and Emma are BFFs then Emma starts dating Andrew. The three of them start hanging out often which leads to Andrew and Jesse hanging out and getting to know each other and then they fall in love. Problem? Andrew is still dating Emma who is Jesse's BFF. Happy ending with Andrew/Jesse obvs. :D