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IMPORTANT: please DO NOT post prompts about any non-public people as part of a prompt. for example: randi zuckerberg is fine as she is a public figure both on the internet and on facebook itself. priscilla chan is NOT as she is not a public figure.

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♥ we are slash, femslash, het, three-and-moresomes etc. friendly. (we are even incest friendly what with some of our characters being twins and all...)
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THERE WILL BE UNMARKED SPOILERS. enter at your own risk! :D


i know you guys are enjoying this meme and i appreciate that but please can you put the SUBJECT HEADER on your prompt. you would REALLY be helping me out if you could do that. it just saves time for me when i'm trying to tag everything in delicious.

AND PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE DO NOT repost prompts from parts one, two or three over here again. the delicious is around for people to find prompts they may not have already seen.

Jesse/Andrew as porn stars

Andrew is famous in porn for his sinewy grace, gorgeous cock, and perfectly dirty mouth. Jesse is an up-and-coming amateur known for his shy, coy nature, but he becomes such a slut for it once he's turned on. Andrew and Jesse finally get to film together after admiring each other's work for a long time. They hang out off the set to get comfortable with each other and wind up getting along quite well.

Eduardo/OMC's, Cameron or Tyler/Eduardo - Warning Non-con

At a Harvard party, Eduardo is drugged and gotten drunk by some guys. They take him to a bedroom and take turns taking advantage of him. Either Tyler and/or Cameron catch the guys in the act and they run off or they find Eduardo passed out and hurt after. Tyler and/or Cameron takes care of the hurt Wardo but what they don't know is that the guys who raped him also filmed it. When the video hits the internet and starts making it around campus (with the guys' faces and voices disguised) the twins are there for Wardo.

I'd prefer it just being one twin/Eduardo but the other can be there as support as well. Also no magical-healing-cock please.

[RPF} Andrew/Jesse

wherein Andrew accidentally slips up in an interview and reveals that Jesse is his boyfriend

Re: [RPF} Andrew/Jesse


After Cameron has been away for a week, off at some regatta, Eduardo is agitated, horny, and entirely sick of jacking himself off. The second he knows Cameron's home, he's storming Cameron's suite, dragging him into his bedroom, and demanding that there be less clothes, and more sex, right now.

fill: come on out, come on over: 1/?

lololol not anon-ing because i'm quite proud of the porn i have produced here. this is not beta'd and i cba to do so. spelling and grammar errors and me being inattentive and wanting to get this out before my porn muse disappears. title from pj harvey's this is love.


Cameron is so jet-lagged. He’s jet-lagged and soaked because of course it was raining in England when they boarded (it’s always fucking raining in England, isn’t it?) and he doesn’t want to unpack, he doesn’t want to do anything, he wants to lay down and maybe sleep forever.

And that’s exactly what he’s doing.

He’s got the covers pulled up over his head, curled in on himself and he’s somewhere in the bend between awake and asleep, drowsy and only semi-registering everything that’s going on around him. He barely heard Tyler stand in his doorway and tell him he was going out and how he managed to do that after a long-ass flight and a lot of rowing in the days before it, Cameron doesn’t understand.

Just as Cameron thinks he’s going to make that transition from almost-sleep to sleep, there is a pounding on the suite door. Cameron holds his breath and shuts his eyes a little tighter, so his whole face scrunches up and he’s hoping it’ll just go away or he’s imagining it, his brain telling him shit needs to get done and shit does not get done if you’re sleeping but the knocking is persistent, loud and just keeps coming at a faster rate the longer Cameron waits it out.

Finally, he gives up, groans and rolls out of bed. He answers the door with eye half-lidded, in his wrinkled jeans and t-shirt, ready to shoo off whoever’s behind it but when he opens it he sees Eduardo behind it, “What are you doing here?”

He gets pushed out of the threshold by a combination of Eduardo’s hand on his chest and lips on his instead of any kind of reply, Eduardo kicking the door shut behind him with his foot and sliding a tactical hand between them, cupping Cameron’s soft dick through his jeans.

And, oh, okay, this is what Eduardo is doing here. How he even found out Cameron was home from the regatta is another question but Cameron can’t bother to ask and if he could, Eduardo is letting up, kissing Cameron so hard his lips start to ache, sting even, with the way Eduardo’s teeth are drawing blood from them.

Sex is awesome. Sex with Eduardo is awesome, it really is and Cameron tries to participate in it as often as possible but he thinks about this bed and how warm and soft it is, how warm and soft and Eduardo is and he manages to wrestle himself away from Eduardo enough to say, “I’m really tired,”

Eduardo shakes his head definitely, rubbing his hands all over Cameron’s chest and moves to bite along his jaw instead. “I prepped myself before I came here.” Cameron shivers and Eduardo continues, “Slicked up my fingers and pushed them inside of me, rode back on them, pretended they were yours.”

He bites the curve of Cameron’s neck, still palming his dick, which has gone from soft to hard in record time, through his jeans and Eduardo mumbles keeps mumbling dirty things against Cameron’s skin, “I’m so tired about jerking off just thinking about you inside me. Eu quero você dentro de mim.”

Cameron doesn’t know what it means, but he can guess. He groans, loud and Eduardo is kissing him again, just as hard and just as rough, up on his tippy-toes so he can properly slip his tongue into Cameron’s mouth without the awkward too-short angle that usually happens when Cameron bends down instead.

“Still tired?” Eduardo asks, pressing hard with the root of his hand against Cameron’s dick. Cameron moans, breathless and shakes his head vigorously.

OP - (Anonymous), 2011-04-17 12:18 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: fill: come on out, come on over: 2/? - (Anonymous), 2011-05-24 11:44 pm (UTC)(Expand)


So Andrew thinks Jesse is adorable and loves how awkward and shy he is with other people. Turns out that Jesse is really dominant in bed which Andrew wasn't expecting (and it definitely turns him on). So yeah, Jesse fucking the daylights out of Andrew, and Andrew loving every single second of it.


Christy's crazy.

Is that fun?

PWPs welcomed, if you want!

[Gen] Mark

So, tonight on TV Tropes I learned that the pseudonym Mark opens his FB account under when he's trolling for answers to his Art History final? Tyler Durden.


I don't care how, but this needs to be worked into a fic.

Re: [Gen] Mark

I just had a glorious image of Eduardo as Edward Norton's character, Mark as Tyler Durden, and Sean as Marla. And Dustin as Bob. wut.

"Sean. If I did have a tumor, I'd name it Sean."

*skips off into the distance*

Anderson Cooper, jesse/andrew

Interview with Anderson Cooper
a guest appearance by Joe M would be awesome too heh


something really fluffy but with a bit of dirtyyyy in the end

Bottom!Eduardo, shameless pwp

Eduardo is almost painfully sensitive. Mark takes advantage.

Because the internet is for porn and this fandom can never have enough d/s. Nipple play, overstimulation, prostate play, Eduardo crying because it's too much but Mark pushing through his limits...


"Gretchen, they're best friends."
"Not anymore."
"We already went through this on the... nevermind."

They have had discussions about the fact that Eduardo and Mark are no longer best friends/what to call Eduardo?

Re: Eduardo/Mark


I love this though.

Re: Eduardo/Mark - (Anonymous), 2011-03-29 09:12 pm (UTC)(Expand)


I don't know if any of you get banned from chat on FB when you spam someone but I do and so:

Eduardo is tired of Dustin abusing the use of chat by spamming him so he decides to take matters into his own hands and visit Mark about possibly blocking people from chat after spamming. Cue Eduardo fucking him into the desk while he types the code and Eduardo climaxing as soon as Mark finishes.


Andrew is so hot for Jesse, and especially his curly hair. Jesse doesn't realize it at first, but Andrew's fixation becomes clear to him. When he's on his knees blowing Andrew, Jesse asks him, probably nervous and awkwardly, but fueled by how horny he is, if Andrew wants to come in his hair. Andrew doesn't last long with the feel of the silky curls against his cock. Hair tugging is highly appreciated. :}

Can be Eduardo/Mark if that's preferred. :D

Fill 1/?, Beast in the Jungle

Alright guys, I couldn't help myself. I had to fill this. This is my first fill, EVER. I am scared, but I will post this anyway. Here goes nothing...

Jesse has always hated his hair.

It’s a complete cliché, really. The scrawny, awkward, guy with the curly, spazzy Jew-fro? That’s just unfair, right there. No matter what he does with it, it never looks right. He doesn’t even really know what he wants it to look like, just not like a goddamn Chia-pet. He finds himself staring longingly at normal human beings with straight, cooperative hair. People who don’t look like something out of a stereotype catalogue. People like Andrew.

Andrew’s hair is perfect. Andrew’s hair always looks fantastic, even when he just rolls out of bed and doesn’t touch it. He can rock the messy, bedhead look better than anyone Jesse has ever known. He can also rock the “just a little bit of product, lightly tousled and drop dead sexy” look. Andrew always looks beautiful, because he’s Andrew. All Jesse can do is be envious, even though that never got anybody anything they wanted.

Jesse hates his hair. But Andrew, for some unknown reason, seems to love it.

He’s always touching it, always. When they wake up in the morning, still curled up beside one another and blinking the sleep out of their eyes, Andrew always reaches over and strokes Jesse’s hair before pulling him into a good morning kiss. When they make breakfast, side by side at the stove, Andrew idly lets his hand wander up the back of Jesse’s neck to toy with those little spirals, lightly digging his nails into Jesse’s skin, making him shiver. When they sit together on their living room couch in the evenings, watching the news or whatever television show Andrew has insisted Jesse needs to see, his head is usually in Andrew’s lap, or resting comfortably on his shoulder. And Andrew’s hand is there, pushing its way through his stupid, tangled mop of ringlets, letting them wrap around the ends of his fingers.

Andrew loves to pull on his hair while they’re fucking.

All the times they’re in bed together, sweaty and panting, Jesse on his hands and knees and Andrew kneeling behind him, sliding in and out of him, he wraps his fist in Jesse’s curls and tugs his head back. He combs his fingers through them over and over again, massaging his scalp, pulling, touching, feeling. Like he can’t get enough of Jesse’s hair. His hair of all things.

Maybe Andrew has a thing for hair in general, Jesse doesn’t know. But he definitely has a thing for Jesse’s hair.

Jesse would be lying if he said he didn’t enjoy the attention. A lot. He would be lying if he said he didn’t love the feeling of Andrew’s fingers dancing over his sensitive skin, that he didn’t relish the pain when Andrew pulls just a little too hard. Maybe he just loves knowing what turns Andrew on.

The first time Andrew did it, Jesse had yelped, more from surprise than from pain. Andrew didn’t quite take it that way. He immediately started apologizing. Oh God, Jesse, I’m so sorry, did I hurt you? That’s Andrew for you, so considerate even when he wants to play rough. It’s one of the things Jesse loves most about him.

Nowadays, it’s part of what they do together, one of the things Andrew loves to do to Jesse. And one of the things Jesse loves for Andrew to do to him.

Fill, 2/3, Beast in the Jungle - themovieguru, 2011-03-29 04:05 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Fill, 3/3, Beast in the Jungle - themovieguru, 2011-03-29 04:11 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Fill, 3/3, Beast in the Jungle - (Anonymous), 2011-03-29 04:58 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Fill, 3/3, Beast in the Jungle - (Anonymous), 2011-03-29 05:45 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Fill, 3/3, Beast in the Jungle - reject36, 2011-03-29 06:00 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Fill, 3/3, Beast in the Jungle - (Anonymous), 2011-03-29 06:30 pm (UTC)(Expand)

Eduardo/Mark; tie

Okay, obvious anon is obvious because I just said this on tumblr but I really want something playful involving Mark in a tie. Deposition-era is probably easier to get him in formal wear, but I so don't care.

bonus points for creative use of said tie!

RPF Jesse/Andrew - Kiss With A Fist Song Prompt

I was just listening to this lovely tune: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SmxVCM39j4

Figured it was an extremely fun and kinky theme for our boys :) Seriously go nuts with it.
Bonus if there's an extremely messy and violent sex scene involved.
Bonus if there's blood and masochism, and satirical dark comedy.