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THERE WILL BE UNMARKED SPOILERS. enter at your own risk! :D


i know you guys are enjoying this meme and i appreciate that but please can you put the SUBJECT HEADER on your prompt. you would REALLY be helping me out if you could do that. it just saves time for me when i'm trying to tag everything in delicious.

AND PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE DO NOT repost prompts from parts one, two or three over here again. the delicious is around for people to find prompts they may not have already seen.

Eduardo/Mark The Breakfast Club AU

The boys spend an evening in detention finding out they are all deeper than their respective stereotypes. Eduardo is rich and popular, Mark is the awkward geek, Dustin is the class clown and Chris is class president.

Re: Eduardo/Mark The Breakfast Club AU


OP - (Anonymous), 2011-03-31 03:30 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: OP - gdgdbaby, 2011-03-31 06:38 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: OP - (Anonymous), 2011-03-31 07:26 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: fill: sincerely yours, the breakfast club (1/?) - (Anonymous), 2011-04-03 08:19 pm (UTC)(Expand)
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Re: fill: sincerely yours, the breakfast club (2/?) - (Anonymous), 2011-04-07 12:11 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: fill: sincerely yours, the breakfast club (2/?) - (Anonymous), 2011-04-09 12:24 pm (UTC)(Expand)
OP - (Anonymous), 2011-04-11 10:01 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: OP - gdgdbaby, 2011-04-11 10:21 pm (UTC)(Expand)
***CORRECTION - gdgdbaby, 2011-04-11 10:09 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: fill: sincerely yours, the breakfast club (3/?) - (Anonymous), 2011-04-12 12:24 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: fill: sincerely yours, the breakfast club (3/?) - (Anonymous), 2011-04-12 03:46 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: fill: sincerely yours, the breakfast club (4c/?) - (Anonymous), 2011-04-13 10:40 am (UTC)(Expand)
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Re: fill: sincerely yours, the breakfast club (4c/?) - (Anonymous), 2011-04-14 12:42 pm (UTC)(Expand)
OP - (Anonymous), 2011-04-15 10:12 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: OP - gdgdbaby, 2011-04-15 11:30 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: fill: sincerely yours, the breakfast club (5/?) - (Anonymous), 2011-04-15 10:27 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: fill: sincerely yours, the breakfast club (5/?) - (Anonymous), 2011-04-16 06:38 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: fill: sincerely yours, the breakfast club (5/?) - (Anonymous), 2011-04-19 12:01 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: fill: sincerely yours, the breakfast club (6b/?) - (Anonymous), 2011-04-23 03:58 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: fill: sincerely yours, the breakfast club (7b/?) - (Anonymous), 2011-04-27 06:30 pm (UTC)(Expand)
OP - (Anonymous), 2011-05-08 01:46 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: fill: sincerely yours, the breakfast club (7b/?) - (Anonymous), 2011-05-25 09:21 pm (UTC)(Expand)


Their relationship seen trough the eyes of none other than Natalie Portmann. You know you wanna do it.

Re: Eduardo/Mark

Not a fill, but this might be relevant to your interests.


Re: Eduardo/Mark - (Anonymous), 2011-03-28 08:08 pm (UTC)(Expand)

Eduardo/Mark; established relationship, death

Eduardo or Mark dies after a long illness, and the other can't bring himself to change his relationship status back to single. But sometimes he sits and stares at it on the screen.

Eduardo/Mark, protective!Eduardo

Eduardo's always been protective of Mark. That's how they met.

Can we get, like, a five-times story +1? Just want teeth-rotting fluff.

Bonus points for

-involving the Winklevii bullying Mark
-big Brothers Chris + Dustin
-Sean Parker being Sean Parker

I will love you forever! =D

FILL PART THE FIRST: I'd Do Anything For You

Eduardo’s programming is all wrong. He’s supposed to be ambitious, suppose to want to cut other people down and rise to the top, like his father did. But he can’t do that, because he inherited his’s mother’s chemical make up, and not his father’s. While he does have some ambition - he got into Harvard after all, you can’t do that unless you really want it - he cannot succeed on the heads of others. He is, quite simply, a care taker.

He takes care of his mother, looks after his little sister, so when he first sees Mark, slumped over sideways in their literature class, he sits next to him. It’s only the first week of classes, but Mark (Eduardo only knows his name because the professor calls roll every day) is clearly exhausted. Eduardo tries to listen, but he can’t help but feel bad for Mark. The class is a ninety-minute lecture, and the curly haired kid next to him is clearly not going to make it. He rips a sheet of paper out of his notebook, and scrawls a message on it before passing it to Mark.

Why don’t you go back to your dorm? I can email you my notes if you give me your student number.
Eduardo Saverin

Within moments, the note is passed back, the student number scrawled across it, and Mark is picking up his backpack and walking out the door.

He sends the notes that night, but there is no reply. Two days later, Mark shuffles into the classroom, late. He looks around, before settling next to Eduardo.

“Thanks,” Mark murmurs.

Eduardo grins. “Any time,” he says. “I’m glad to have been of assistance.”

Mark (in his own way) invites Eduardo to study with him after class. After that, they are near inseparable.
Yeah, so you know how I said I'd been working on this forever?
I decided to let it go. Parts 2-4 are nice and planned, and there will probably be a few more, because OP had a few suggestions that Anon had not thought of. (three, to be exact. but we'll see which ones i fill, won't we?)

Re: FILL PART THE FIRST: I'd Do Anything For You - (Anonymous), 2011-03-30 01:43 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL PART THE FIRST: I'd Do Anything For You - (Anonymous), 2011-03-30 02:09 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL PART THE FIRST: I'd Do Anything For You - (Anonymous), 2011-03-30 04:30 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL PART THE FIRST: I'd Do Anything For You - (Anonymous), 2011-03-31 04:20 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL PART THE FIRST: I'd Do Anything For You - (Anonymous), 2011-03-31 04:21 am (UTC)(Expand)
I'd Do Anything For You 4/6 - fuocotanzer, 2011-04-15 09:06 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Eduardo/Mark, protective!Eduardo - (Anonymous), 2011-03-31 12:45 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Eduardo/Mark, protective!Eduardo - (Anonymous), 2011-03-31 05:06 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Eduardo/Mark, protective!Eduardo - (Anonymous), 2011-04-04 04:06 am (UTC)(Expand)
FILL PART THE SECOND (A) Anything For You - (Anonymous), 2011-04-04 04:05 am (UTC)(Expand)

Eduardo/Mark, Sean

Mark and Eduardo haven't spoken since the deposition. They are avoiding each other very sucessfully, and when they don't, they argue. Like, alot.

Being fed up with the situation, Chris and Dustin decide it's time to get them back together. Sadly, they can't come up with a decent plan, either because Wardo and Mark see right through it an are like WTF?!, OR because they already tried everything already and only made it worse. So, they hang on the last ray of hope they have; Sean. Why? Because he's Sean fucking Parker. And despite acting like the biggest douchebag in the world, he's not, and has awesome ideas.

Please, I want a fucking great idea, the most creative you can come up with (please no locking in a closet or blinddate, we had that already), just go batshit crazy. And a somewhere deep deeeeep inside an actually nice (and awesome) Sean.

Re: Eduardo/Mark, Sean

Yes, indeed, I did indeed (try to) redeem Sean Parker as a not-as-evil-as-he-thinks-super-villain-matchmaker in part two of this 5 things prompt: 4 People Who Weren't Selling Their Shares (And One Who Was). Sean's is pt. 3-12b.


oh god, I might fill this

Eduardo/Erica, Mark/Marilyn -- leads to Eduardo/Mark, Erica/Marilyn

I DON'T KNOW, I JUST REALLY WANT THIS. Both of the first pairings are my secondary OTPs, and I'd love to read more with them. But eventually, OTPs are OTPs amirite, so Mark/Eduardo need to get back together. I have no clue how, BUT THAT'S HOPEFULLY TO THE AUTHOR. And I know Marilyn/Erica seems pretty cracky, but I just think they are two girls who don't take shit, you know? Maybe Marilyn is the one that deposes Erica on that side of the legal team....



I am almost embarrassed to write this, but too lazy to sign out.

We have fics about what is going through Eduardo and Mark's head during that bathroom scene, but what about Christy and Alice? Maybe they are two kinky girls who like to have "guy competetions" or something to make each tother "jealous" but always end up back together.

Major bonus points if it is actually Alice who is the possessive and/or dominant one.

Re: Alice/Christy


not quite "guy competition", but might be relevant to your interests?

Re: Alice/Christy - nikkikoala90, 2011-03-28 09:51 pm (UTC)(Expand)


Correct me if I'm wrong, but has there been fic written where Eduardo actually does read the papers and confronts Mark about trying to oust him out of the company? Up to the author if it has a happy ending or not, I'd just love to read that dynamic!

Re: Eduardo/Mark

There was actually an awesome fill for a prompt like that here:


Re: Eduardo/Mark - nikkikoala90, 2011-03-28 09:00 pm (UTC)(Expand)


i just want some femslash smut with their dynamic.

Re: fem!Mark/fem!Eduardo

i like the way you think. a lot.

i want to write this, but at the same time, i also want someone else to write this.

just straight up smut? or plot + smut?

Re: fem!Mark/fem!Eduardo - (Anonymous), 2011-03-28 09:56 pm (UTC)(Expand)
FILL 1/? - (Anonymous), 2011-04-20 11:39 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL 1/? - ellot, 2011-04-21 08:34 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL 1/? - zoetrope13, 2011-04-22 09:31 am (UTC)(Expand)
Filled! - zoetrope13, 2011-04-22 09:22 am (UTC)(Expand)

Eduardo/Mark, angry!sex

Since this is a kink meme, I want me some real smutty, dirty angry!sex with a lot of dirtytalk in kinky and/or uncommon places (because this sexual tension between them is too much to take and control in the heat of the moment)

here some suggestions:

-teacherlounge (OMG this would so make my day)
-On the hood of your car (classy)
-On top of the washer... while it's running. (also a classic)
-In a public restroom OR In an airplane restroom (um. yeah.)
-Outside in the rain. (than one's HOTT)
-In an elevator. (Of the Facebook-Offices, while videofeed running.. someone watching them maybe)
-At the office or/and On your office desk. (because officesex is kinkyy)
-In the car at a drive-in movie. (So? I like the idea)
-On a ferris wheel when you're stuck at the top. (Imagine it. you'd want too)

.. take your picks and go wild!


Okay. I rewatched the movie last night, and I was suddenly very aware of just how much eye!sex was going on between them. So, I want me a 5times along the lines "5 times people noticed the eye!sex" "5 times they didn't realize they were doing it..."

yeah. idek, just something with that can be anything, really.

Eduardo/Mark, fencing

Mark had fencing classes, and wasn't too bad it, right? I want Eduardo watching Mark during practise, and getting really turned on, because Mark moves so differently, graceful. (Bonus if Eduardo makes him go more often to practice because he wants to drool some more)

OR, Eduardo giving him a full rubdown after a very hard practise/match ... and sexytimes ensues?

Dustin/Mark, celebratory sex! turned relationshp

Giddy, exhausted but exhilarated hook-ups post major coding break-through/updates that end up kind of unintentionally becoming an actual ~thing. And the entire staff thinks it's incredibly funny but also weirdly cute because Dustin makes Mark laugh! And Chris is like O_____o oooookay, then, as you will.

Mark/Eduardo are in a semi-crappy electro band

Mark is the band's genius composer, Eduardo is the Nigel Tufnel to Mark's David St. Hubbins, Sean is their egotistical lead singer because he's the only one who can sing and Christy is their keytarist. They've reached position 83 on the electro-house-indie Billboard charts with their hit single "Fishing for Facebook", widely panned especially by their enemies at Pitchfork. Gawker also has declared them the number one reason for what's wrong with hipsters but gave them reluctant, if not downright ironic praise for their disco ball suits they wore at Lollapalooza 20something (the tiny stage).

Dustin is their biggest fan, Alice is Christy's groupie and Chris is their manager, drug dealer, and shaman. Also I'm drunk as I am writing this.

FILL: stay up late, put some heat in my heartache (1/?)

a/n: as mentioned, anon is a student in boston and knows her way around ~the scene just a tiny bit, so expect this to be insidery and annoying. fitting, rite?

The thing is, nobody should be surprised. They got their start at Harvard. They played house shows in Allston, for God's sake, and they got paid in PBR and the sun don't shine on house shows on Linden Street, okay, it just doesn't.

So really, everybody should just be happy that the Middle East Downstairs, in those halcyon days, was accommodating enough to bump them up from their statuses as sad, sad, Harvard students who wished they were talented enough to wish they went to Berklee and push them in the general direction of what they are now, which is position 83 on the electro-house-indie charts in their dark little corner of Billboard, which at least is a place where you occasionally get paid in actual currency and not in PBR.

Here's a fun fact: you can use money to buy your own PBR, which means you don’t have to hang around in the BU hipster ghetto on the other side of the river where everything is ironically dirty and there are far too many chest tattoos in order to obtain said PBR. So it's the best of both worlds.

Of course, when Eduardo says one day, "I kind of miss Allston," nobody is really stunned.

"There were always BU radio kids at those parties," he says.

"No one cares about BU radio," Mark says without looking up. He's got a chewed-up No. 2 pencil between his teeth and he's doing the Boston Phoenix crossword in Hebrew.

"Airtime is airtime," says Eduardo sullenly.

"We always have WHRB," Christy says. It's true that Harvard radio will always take them when times are tough, even if they are little bitches about it, but Eduardo is ignoring Christy because she's wearing a romper and he objects to rompers on moral grounds.

"And we have airtime right now," Christy adds, pouting a little, squeezing his shoulders. "I think."

"Only because everybody thinks Sean is actually Justin Timberlake," Eduardo mutters, pointedly loud enough for Sean to hear.

"Whatever it takes," Sean says over his shoulder. He's standing next to Chris, who's arguing with the desk guy in the lobby of WERS 88.9 about whether they were supposed to have a session today. WERS does this thing where they have bands in their studios to broadcast live performances. They also do this with a cappella groups, but everyone's trying not to think about that.

Eduardo looks out the window. The studio faces onto Boylston, and there's a guy in a John Adams costume doing a reenactment in front of a crowd of people on the Common. Sometimes he wonders if he didn't choose the wrong career. Times are a little tight right now, even though, yes, they had "Fishing for Facebook" on the charts and on some mixtapes and they've played the Paradise and they actually opened for someone at the House of Blues. They've even been to Brooklyn enough times now to stop keeping count, albeit on the Megabus, half of their instruments in their laps, but sometimes that's what it takes.

"By equal measures, the best and worst thing to happen to hipsters since the high-waisted short," it had said in Gawker. "We may possibly love to loathe them."

Of course, Eduardo had memorized the Pitchfork reviews too, but they are not to be repeated. Anywhere. Ever.

"Well," Chris says, turning around and clapping his hands together, "I got the date wrong."

They all groan.

"I know, right?" Chris says, grinning like this is the funniest thing that's happened to them all week. "Shall we get pho?"

They pick up their instruments – Mark picks up the bag containing his laptop and portable turntable – and troop out the door, and twenty minutes later they're squashed around a table in a dingy, white-tiled Viet place on Essex, poking dubiously at the meat cooking in their soup.

FILL: stay up late, put some heat in my heartache (2/?) - (Anonymous), 2011-03-30 09:32 pm (UTC)(Expand)
FILL: stay up late, put some heat in my heartache (3/?) - (Anonymous), 2011-03-30 09:34 pm (UTC)(Expand)
FILL: stay up late, put some heat in my heartache (4/?) - (Anonymous), 2011-03-31 10:27 pm (UTC)(Expand)
FILL: stay up late, put some heat in my heartache (5/?) - (Anonymous), 2011-04-01 02:58 am (UTC)(Expand)

Mark/Eduardo ...are birds? (AU - CRACK)

Um... I just found out that in an upcoming animated movie, Jesse plays the voice of a Blue Macaw from Brazil who returns to Brazil to save his species.

So um, can I get something, anything, with either Mark or Eduardo (or both) as a Blue Macaw? Can be as cracky (or not) as you like!