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IMPORTANT: please DO NOT post prompts about any non-public people as part of a prompt. for example: randi zuckerberg is fine as she is a public figure both on the internet and on facebook itself. priscilla chan is NOT as she is not a public figure.

if you're in doubt, please message the mod or leave a comment in the discussion post.

♥ post requests and responses in the comments to this post.
♥ be respectful.
♥ both a pairing/character AND a prompt/kink must be posted.
♥ one pairing/prompt per comment please.
♥ you are encouraged to try and write a prompt for every request you make.
♥ we are slash, femslash, het, three-and-moresomes etc. friendly. (we are even incest friendly what with some of our characters being twins and all...)
♥ no pairing bashing, OK? no need to wank over ships.
♥ long and short fics welcome. multiple responses encouraged!
♥ please try to refrain from saying 'seconded!' as much as possible.
♥ on RPF: Please disclaim that it is RPF, a work of fiction and in no way related to the actual actors/persons/etc. (i wouldn't even try and discourage RPF from this meme ;))

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have fun!

THERE WILL BE UNMARKED SPOILERS. enter at your own risk! :D


i know you guys are enjoying this meme and i appreciate that but please can you put the SUBJECT HEADER on your prompt. you would REALLY be helping me out if you could do that. it just saves time for me when i'm trying to tag everything in delicious.

AND PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE DO NOT repost prompts from parts one, two or three over here again. the delicious is around for people to find prompts they may not have already seen.

[RPF]: Andrew/Jesse

spank me if this has been requested already, but...

Veterinarian!Andrew/Paranoid cat owner!Jesse. Jesse keeps bringing his cats in for increasingly crazy, imagined ailments and doesn't realize it's because he can't get enough of Dr. Garfield's smile or how sweet he is with animals. Cue fluff and animal lover bonding.

the cat's meow 1/?

Okay, well, it's late and I should be asleep so this probably isn't coherent BUT
there is more coming, promise, this is just what i've got so far

Jesse is panicking. Panicking more than he usually does, well. Panicking as in jumping up and down because he can’t sit still, breath coming in pants and squeaks, mind reeling so chaotically that soon his break just breaks down and isn’t capable of producing any things except no oh god please no!

Mr. Whiskers is sick. Mr. Whiskers is one of Jesse’s beloved felines – he’s only one of about six, but he’s always been Jesse’s favorite if we want to be honest here. Jesse found him on the streets as a sick, dying kitten and painfully nursed him back to health, so the sweet thing’s got a special place in his heart. Mr. Whiskers has always been a wild, rambunctious and happy cat, but the problem today is that he’s gotten sick. Very sick.

“He’s got, like, cat flu or something,” Jesse’s hurriedly explaining to the lady at the front desk, and she keeps moving her hands around and telling him to calm down, sir, we will have someone with you in a few moments.

But he can’t calm down. Not with Mr. Whiskers like this. He trudges back to the seat beside the green plastic kennel and nearly has a heart attack just waiting to be called back. But, finally, there’s sweet, sweet relief when the veterinarian finally walks in and – oh, shit. He’s cute. Dressed all in the white veterinarian coat with a bush of brown feathery hair, and covered in cat fur. He looks down at his clip-board, then at Jesse and his latest patient.

“Good afternoon, Mr. Eisenberg, Mr. Whiskers!”

And cheerful too.

“My name’s Doctor Garfield-“ he flashes a prize-winning smile, and then adds, “no, I didn’t get the job just because of my name, but it’s appropriate, don’t you think? What seems to be the problem here today, boys?”

So Jesse gives him the run-down. How Mr. Whiskers has been coughing, sneezing and breathing with his mouth open. Doctor Garfield asks him the usual questions – if the cat’s been sick before, if he’s an outdoor cat, how he’s sleeping and eating and such. Yes, outdoor, not very well. He explains to Doctor Garfield about his previous issues with the cat, tells him how his poor, poor pet has been horrendously suffering. He must look and sound completely insane, but he doesn’t realize it himself.

“Tell me you can help him.”

“I wouldn’t be a very good vet if I couldn’t now would I?” asks Garfield in that charming British accent with that charming smile of shiny white teeth. Jesse’s breath hitches, but it’s just from the panic, at the miraculous thought of Mr. Whiskers being cured (Right?).

So Jesse, of course, makes an idiot of himself by rambling again. “No, no, you wouldn’t, I mean, I love this cat, this cat is my life, okay, so and I brought him so you can help him and-“

“Slow down.” It’s Garfield’s laugh that makes him shut up instantly. “Yes, I’ll preform a few tests and we’ll get Mr. Whiskers some medicine.” He places a hand on Jesse’s shoulder and tilts his head. “We’ll get him all fixed up, okay?”

Jesse exhales, slowly, finding himself able to trust Doctor Garfield. “Okay.”

Re: the cat's meow 1/? - oflights, 2011-03-29 02:56 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: the cat's meow 1/? - maybecatie, 2011-03-29 02:58 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: the cat's meow 2a/? - maybecatie, 2011-03-29 03:39 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: the cat's meow 2a/? - leladancer18, 2011-03-29 09:06 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: the cat's meow 2a/? - badandorworse, 2011-03-29 04:45 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: the cat's meow 2b/? - maybecatie, 2011-03-29 10:52 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: the cat's meow 2b/? - oflights, 2011-03-29 11:37 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: the cat's meow 2b/? - poemwithnorhyme, 2011-03-30 01:08 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: the cat's meow 2b/? - vedmo4ka2000, 2011-05-02 07:22 pm (UTC)(Expand)

Mark [Gen]

So we know Mark uses lj, right?
I want to see him like... completely obsessed with a kink meme (any kink meme, I'm not picky): always filling prompts when people think he's coding, staying up really long into the night reading fic, getting spectacularly drunk and writing spectacular crack!fic, idek.

Whether or not people find out about it is completely up to anyone who'd actually be filling this.

Jesse/Andrew or Eduardo/Mark

Anything with spanking?
(Besides 'the education of mark z' already read that and it's fantastic but I REALLY LOVE SPANKING?)

Re: Jesse/Andrew or Eduardo/Mark

ah, self rec because i'm classy like that-


the second drabble's a fill of the same prompt as 'education of mark z'. JUST FYI. /back into my un-classy corner

Re: Jesse/Andrew or Eduardo/Mark - casey_sms, 2011-03-30 09:48 am (UTC)(Expand)

Girl! Eduardo/Mark

How would things have turned out of Eduardo was a girl.

(I'm shocked that I've seen many prompts for girl! Mark but what about girl! Eduardo?)

Eduardo/Mark, leaked sex tape

There was already a wonderful fill on here about Mark and Eduardo making a sex tape. What about a story where there's a sex tape and it's somehow leaked onto the internet?

Anything goes for the timeline: Harvard era, post-Harvard, post-movie, etc.


Bonus for an 'I can't have this, Wardo' reaction

Re: FILL: they smash up in the sky (1c/?) - (Anonymous), 2011-04-07 04:42 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL: they smash up in the sky (1c/?) - (Anonymous), 2011-04-07 12:09 pm (UTC)(Expand)
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Re: FILL: they smash up in the sky (2a/?) - (Anonymous), 2011-04-12 06:13 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL: they smash up in the sky (3c/?) - (Anonymous), 2011-04-14 05:56 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL: they smash up in the sky (3c/?) - (Anonymous), 2011-04-14 07:16 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL: they smash up in the sky (3c/?) - (Anonymous), 2011-04-14 11:19 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL: they smash up in the sky (3c/?) - (Anonymous), 2011-04-14 02:57 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL: they smash up in the sky (4c/?) - (Anonymous), 2011-04-17 07:44 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL: they smash up in the sky (4c/?) - (Anonymous), 2011-04-17 09:27 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL: they smash up in the sky (5d/?) - (Anonymous), 2011-04-18 08:27 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL: they smash up in the sky (5d/?) - (Anonymous), 2011-04-18 11:09 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL: they smash up in the sky (5d/?) - (Anonymous), 2011-04-18 09:01 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL: they smash up in the sky (5d/?) - (Anonymous), 2011-04-19 12:42 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL: they smash up in the sky (6e/7) - (Anonymous), 2011-04-19 10:16 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL: they smash up in the sky (6e/7) - (Anonymous), 2011-04-20 12:11 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL: they smash up in the sky (7c/7) - (Anonymous), 2011-04-21 03:13 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL: they smash up in the sky (7c/7) - (Anonymous), 2011-04-25 12:45 am (UTC)(Expand)
Repost! - oflights, 2011-04-28 03:56 am (UTC)(Expand)

Eduardo/Mark; Brazilian wax

Since there is already fic of Eduardo being wonderfully hairless:

Mark gets waxed regularly. Chris and Dustin think it's weird, but no big deal, Mark just thinks body hair is a hassle to deal with. Eduardo finds out when he sees Mark's smooth legs and decides that he wants to drag his tongue against every smooth part of Mark.


Okay, this is such a cliché, but whateverr...

You know these movies where people get stuck in burning buildings? And then the dashing hero comes and saves them, carrying them bridal style? Umm. yeah.

Can we get a post!deposition, still angry Eduardo (preferably not too long after), who somehow (I don't really care how) has to save Mark, and really worries and angsts, and this makes him realize his feeling...

I don't even know why I am requesting it. Oh, what the hell. Somebody just doooo it.

Fill - Figure Something Out (1/4)

Disclaimer: Complete fiction. In no way related to the actual persons so named.

Eduardo is annoyed. He doesn’t love these events, but they do give him the chance to network. Really, honestly, the problem is Mark. Not that Mark is bothering him, per se. Well, no, Mark always bothers him now. Even if it’s just by Eduardo thinking about him. But what Eduardo is annoyed about right now, what’s irritating him, is that Mark is going out of his way to avoid Eduardo, just as he’s done at the other two events that they’d both attended since the settlement. Like Mark is the one who’s angry with Eduardo, like he has any right to be.

If anyone should be avoiding anyone, Eduardo should be avoiding Mark. Eduardo’s perfectly prepared to suck it up and be civil to Mark. And maybe he wants the chance to show Mark how little he cares about Mark. He’s learned how to layer politeness over contempt and he wants to use it on someone besides Sean Parker. Seriously, how is it that Sean will come up to him at one of these things, but Mark leaves the immediate vicinity as soon as he catches sight of Eduardo.

Eduardo mingles, drifting from group to group. He stops to talk to acquaintances, a smile for everyone. This is something he knows well, does well. All the while, he keeps an eye out for Mark. He finally catches a glimpse of Mark heading out into the hall. He quickly excuses himself and follows. He gets to the hall. The building is old and beautiful and kind has a maze of hallways. He turns a couple of corners and he spots Mark ducking into a room. Apparently, he’s not just avoiding Eduardo. Eduardo debates with himself about whether to chase after him into that room. He’s not sure he wants to be alone with Mark. It could escalate horribly.

His phone vibrates with an incoming call. He answers it and it’s his assistant with a question. But the reception in the building is atrocious, so he makes his way outside. There’s an issue with a contract and it takes him nearly half an hour to explain what needs to be done over the phone. It would be easier with charts. Or maybe not, given that this particular client insists on a needlessly complicated delivery clause.

He finishes up just as people start flooding from the building. There’s an air of urgency to them, even some panic. He hears someone say something about fire and through an opened door, he can see smoke. But there’s no fire alarm blaring.

People keep exiting, moving even more quickly. He wonders how many people are still in the building and hopes no one is trapped. And, oh, no. Mark. Eduardo scans the crowd, but can’t see Mark anywhere. Maybe he came out on the other side of the building. What if he didn’t, though? What if he’s still in there and can’t get out? What if he doesn’t know there’s a fire and realizes it too late? Eduardo’s chest feels tight with dread. He swallows down the sickening fear and keeps watching for Mark as the stream of people coming out slows down to a trickle and then stops. And where are the fire trucks? Fuck. He takes a few deep breaths and then heads into the building.

Re: Fill - Figure Something Out (4/4) - (Anonymous), 2011-04-02 08:57 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Fill - Figure Something Out (4/4) - (Anonymous), 2011-04-02 08:59 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Fill - Figure Something Out (4/4) - OP here!!! - (Anonymous), 2011-04-02 09:49 pm (UTC)(Expand)

Eduardo/Mark or Eduardo/other, secret tattoos and/or piercings

Eduardo has body art (tattoos or piercings) that his clothes completely cover. Mark (or Erica, or Marylin, or even an OFC if you want) loves uncovering him. Nipple rings are an extra plus, but the exact body art is up to anon.

Eduardo/Mark, Prince Albert

One of them has a Prince Albert and loves to play with it while jerking off, but turns out it feels even better when he's getting head.

Eduardo/Mark, Protective!Mark

Eduardo is a very good looking guy and unfortunately there is a downside to it, namely he gets a stalker. At first it's just little things and they kind of freak him out. Then he starts to get threatening notes about how they're meant to be together and how the person would rather see Eduardo dead than with anyone else and things along those lines. Eduardo, freaking out, confides in Chris and/or Dustin about it.

Of course it gets back to Mark who decides to take matters into his own hands by hiring bodyguards and trying to lock Eduardo up in his house because NOBODY is going to hurt Eduardo on his watch. And while Eduardo does think Mark is overreacting (even though everybody keeps telling Eduardo he's under-reacting), he is really flattered at how much Mark cares about his safety.

Andrew/Armie or Eduardo/Cameron

Total size queen Andrew or Eduardo loves Armie's or Cameron's huge cock. First time would be amazing with Andrew seriously wondering if it's going to fit.

I really just love love LOVE the size difference with them.

Andrew/Armie, QAF AU

Queer as Folk inspired.

A virgin teenage (16-17) Andrew goes to a gay bar/club and gets picked up by a older (25 or up) Armie . Andrew falls head or heels in love with Armie, but Armie is not too impressed with having some teenage twink following him around.

I prefer if Armie wasn't such a huge asshole, man-slut as Brian was (though I still love him!), just because he seems like such a adorable sweetheart. And possibly with Jesse as the BFF Daphne and Timbalone as the pining Michael.

[GEN] Mark & Eduardo

I don't have a crush on you.

We're both male, and we're both straight. But man, you are my best friend, and even though I would never say this to you IRL, I love you.

(from letterstocrushes)


how about an AU where sean and eduardo switched roles?

eduardo could be some well-known financial consultant (or he invented napster) that meets mark and sean (who are the bffs) and wants to catapult facebook. mark has the same hero worship for him as he did for sean in the movie; eduardo is just as amazed by mark and facebook's potential. eventually it becomes love.

it could go either way - romantic comedy with eduardo charming mark who's already a fanboy, or something dark with manipulative!eduardo pushing sean out of the company. but happy ending for eduardo/mark please. :D

I would just like some angst, please. just anything super angsty post-movie. including the lines
'get a life, Mark.'
'i got one. I didn't enjoy it very much.'
'what was wrong with it?'
'you weren't in it'
or something along those lines pleasssssse!

OP here, i only just realised that i forgot to put Mark/Eduardo in the subject line! Realllly sorry about that! D= but yeah, it was meant to say Mark/Eduardo.