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IMPORTANT: please DO NOT post prompts about any non-public people as part of a prompt. for example: randi zuckerberg is fine as she is a public figure both on the internet and on facebook itself. priscilla chan is NOT as she is not a public figure.

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♥ post requests and responses in the comments to this post.
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♥ one pairing/prompt per comment please.
♥ you are encouraged to try and write a prompt for every request you make.
♥ we are slash, femslash, het, three-and-moresomes etc. friendly. (we are even incest friendly what with some of our characters being twins and all...)
♥ no pairing bashing, OK? no need to wank over ships.
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THERE WILL BE UNMARKED SPOILERS. enter at your own risk! :D


i know you guys are enjoying this meme and i appreciate that but please can you put the SUBJECT HEADER on your prompt. you would REALLY be helping me out if you could do that. it just saves time for me when i'm trying to tag everything in delicious.

AND PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE DO NOT repost prompts from parts one, two or three over here again. the delicious is around for people to find prompts they may not have already seen.

Eduardo/Mark(/Erica?), Unnatural History AU


C'mon . . . Long-suffering Erica Albright, who does all the research and is the only one who knows how to put up with Mark and Eduardo! Eduardo Saverin, the boy who knows how to tell you whether or not it's going to rain and knows three languages but doesn't know to use a washing machine! Mark Zucerberg, the socially awkward nerd whose dad is principal of the Smithsonian and who has no friends (except for Eduardo, who he met once or twice when he was younger and who possibly did something that makes Mark hold a grudge against him and his weirdo ways)! They solve mysteries! They get into shenanigans!

tl;dr: I want Eduardo, Mark, and Erica to be classmates in high school and solve historical mysteries in between class and study sessions.

[RPF] Andrew/Jesse

Andrew and Jesse are so ridiculously in love with each other, and they aren't really being very subtle about it. So rumors are starting to float that they are dating, so much so that Andrew loses a role over it. Jesse is horrified because he knows how much Andrew loves acting so he breaks up with him, thinking he's ruining Andrew's life. A year later Andrew goes on the Daily Show and is like "What me, dating girls? Nah man I'm gay" . CUE THE GREATEST REUNION EVER!

Eduardo/Mark, demon!Mark AU

Demon!Mark lives happily and makes deals and life is a great place to be. But one day he meets Eduardo and all his plans in taking over the world go to hell(either Eduardo comes to make a deal or it happens accidentally, it's up to the author. As everything else)).

partly based on Mark's expressions here

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Eduardo/Mark You've Got Mail AU

After the deposition end, Eduardo and Mark keeps a civil front for the public and does interact, but are not friends. But both are lonely so they anonymously start e-mailing each other (maybe they meet in a chat room) not knowing who in fact the other person are. They make up fake names and fake aspects of their life, but the complain about their annoying friends and the quickly form a friendship. In real life they slowly (ever so slowly) start rebuilding a relationship, whilst simultaneously talking about their reconciliation with each other online.


Eduardo begins to cross dress. He takes it slow, painting his nails or wearing lipstick. He lets his hair grow longer and starts to wear eyeliner, panties, but still wears his usual business casual attire. No one really says anything, but they notice. And Mark really notices. Notices how pink and shiny Eduardo's lips are these days, how much darker his eyes look beyond the black liner, wonders what his cock would look like sliding through his hand with that pink polish on his nails. It's driving him crazy because he really wants to get Eduardo alone, lick him through his tiny, silk panties, and pull on his long, girly hair.

Bonus points for Eduardo eventually showing up to Mark's wearing a slutty dress under his coat, knowing he won't be able to resist him.

FILL: experimentation (1/?)

i only chose this title so i wasn't forced to use the other one. also, because of the experiment rant that started this. the handjob = total fantasy in mark's brain.

College is a time to experiment, despite what some people try to claim. It’s this weird time before an individual is truly an adult but after they’re out of their teens that enables them to have a certain degree of freedom that they will never have in their life again due to all of the various obligations they will have later on.

Mark knows this and like just about every college student, even he has indulged in a bit of experimentation. Of course, most of their experimentation was decidedly different than his, but hey, it’s not his fault that he had been a virgin before he-okay, it might have kind of been his fault, but really, that’s completely up for debate since being a bit of a blunt ass was an inherent part of his personality and last time Mark checked, what personality you possess is not your fault.

The thing about experimentation is that it yields a result of some kind to you, and Mark’s experimentation had allowed him to fully realize the following things: sex with a girl isn’t that bad, having sex with a guy is different from having it with a girl but that might actually be the beauty in it, going down on anyone is the easiest way to get him aroused other than the usual suspects, and that his oral fixation has made him pretty good at giving oral (which should be a given for, but whatever).

So, really, Mark understands experimenting, he truly does. He just never expected to be so turned on by it or at least, by seeing someone he knows doing it.

Mark reasons that as far as experimentation goes, Eduardo could have picked any number of things to do and they would have been worse. He could have decided that he wanted to become a sumo wrestler or something and that would have been worse mainly because, okay, if Mark was being honest, he really enjoyed Eduardo’s figure. It was like a work of art for the modern day.

But Eduardo, for some reason that Mark isn’t exactly sure about, has chosen to start cross-dressing, though, he seems to be attempting to do it subtly which isn’t working at all because Mark is pretty sure that he’s not the only one who has noticed, though, most of the other people who have noticed probably haven’t being paying an intense amount of attention to Eduardo since he started this…experiment, that may or may not actually be an experiment because Mark isn’t in Eduardo’s head so he doesn’t know why he’s doing this other than to torture Mark and give him a case of a permanent boner.

The problem with Eduardo cross-dressing isn’t that it’s digusting or anything. No, it’s the fact that Eduardo is one of those rare individuals who looks good doing anything and thus even looks good doing something that Mark usually thinks isn’t attractive.

The fingernails were the first thing to start to change, and for the most part, Mark would have been willing to write them off as Eduardo just going through a little rocker phase, except for the fact that the nail polish was pink and it looked really good.

Eduardo’s hand slides up and down Mark’s cock, slick and Mark can see the nail polish on his nails and huh, apparently it looks a little shinier when Eduardo has his hand wrapped around him. ”You better not be pretending this is a girl’s hand, Mark.”

It takes him a moment to actually formulate a coherent response, but he does, panting it slightly. “That’s stupid, a girl would never have your hands-fuck Wardo. Don’t stop this, fuck-“

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Andrew/Jesse deaf!Andrew

High school fic, with deaf Andrew and Jesse, who tries to get Andrew's attention, but thinks he's ignoring him when he talks to him. Cue Emma cluing him in on the fact that Andrew can't hear him, so Jesse learns a few signs, and asks him out on date.

Jesse thinking he's signing something sweet, but turns out he's signing something really random would be a plus.

Just give me deaf!Andrew please

Receptive Expression 1/?

Hi! I'm going to try to fill this. I don't know how long it'll be, but I hope you enjoy my attempt to write a fic about characters I don't know/own/just imagine together.


It hasn't always been this way.

Andrew used to hear sounds, you know. His mother's laughter, the sound of his father whistling as he shaved and got ready for work each day. Little things he didn't think he missed anymore. The deep rumble of his '96 Jeep Cherokee on a cold January morning, the tap tap of the keys on his laptop, hearing his favorite song on repeat for hours at a time.

Andrew thought he had grown used to never hearing those sounds, or any sounds at all, for the rest of his life.

But that was all before he met Jesse.


It starts on a Wednesday.

They're maybe a week into school, and already Andrew has got a major case of senioritis. He's had enough of dead presidents and statistics and all these other bullshit classes he has to pass to get into college. What's probably making this year even more unbearable is the fact that whoever the administration has hired this year to teach the classes in ASL, well, they're complete shit to be honest. Andrew has been here four years, and although the signing's always been mediocre, this year it's actually made Andrew speechless.

He's turned out of the window, completely missing the inaccurate fingers flying through the air and attempting to teach him things. From this window he can see a classroom on the other side of Franklin High. It's actually kind of nice how they've set up the building. On this side, Andrew's side that is, there's accommodations for Deaf people, and on the other side, well that's mostly for the hearing.

Mostly for the hearing. And also for idiots like him who decide to take an Art class instead of finishing high school on this side of the building and never looking back. But they offered though, and Andrew's never been one to back down from a challenge. So he'll be heading to the hearing side of Franklin for the first time in his high school career.

And yeah, it's a pretty scary.

Out of the corner of his eye he sees people start to leave. He swallows down his anxiety for the moment and rushes to put his things together. With adrenaline rushing through his veins, Andrew makes his way through unfamiliar halls full of people who are so completely unaware of how aware they actually are. They've got a headphone in one hear and holding a cell-phone up to the other. They're whispering, god they're whispering, and when is the last time Andrew was able to hear something like that?

He's barely holding himself together by the time he reaches the art room, already packed. The teacher absent-mindedly holds out a bucket towards him, and it's only sheer instinct that tells him to pick a piece of paper out of the thing.

You will have a partnered art project due at the end of the month. Your partner is: Jesse Eisenberg

Huh. Okay, then.

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I just want Sean dominating the fuck out of Mark, and not in a non-con sort of way.

FILL sean/mark 1/?

this is the most without-plot porn i have ever written ever oh my god i hope they serve beer in hell.

Sometimes it gets Mark kind of worried, how much he likes the view from down here. He shifts and feels the weave of the rug pushing patterns into skin where he's kneeling. The stiffness from being in this position for a decently long time is reaching through his body like crossbeams, and he looks up at Sean's smug face and his confidently naked body and decides he won't mind staying on his knees for a while longer.

"C'mon, now," Sean says, mock-petulant, pushing out his lower lip and rubbing at Mark's simultaneously. The pad of his thumb is rough over the swollen place he'd sucked out earlier, purpling and tender. He pushes at it and Mark breathes out hard through his nose, but he doesn't move away.

Sean juts his hips and the head of his hard cock bumps against Mark's lips and Mark closes his eyes briefly, and then he opens them again and sets his hands against the high part of Sean's thin thighs where they meet his hips, and he leans forward and rubs his nose down the length of Sean's cock, tilts the side of his mouth into Sean's heady skin. He opens his lips and draws the wet of his tongue and Sean's precome over everything. It feels filthy, it is filthy and he loves it, God, he doesn't know how Sean turned him into someone who loves sucking cock but here he is. Maybe it's just Sean's cock – he doesn't know, he hasn't had the opportunity to find out otherwise.

"Mark," Sean says sharply, and Mark's eyes flick up. Sean raises his eyebrows and cocks his head as if to say, waiting. Mark raises an eyebrow too, but he still wraps a hand around the base of Sean's cock and licks up under the head and then tongues it into his mouth, his lips tight around it and sucking just hard enough to set Sean off.

Mark had been waiting for this. He'd known it was only a matter of time.

Sean's hands are in his hair first, fisted tight until it goes from being a comfortable tangle to a taut pull that Mark would consider painful under normal circumstances but that now he just takes as motivation to moan a little and push his lips lower and move his tongue the way he knows Sean will like, they've done this enough times, and Sean groans and he starts to talk.

"Such a dirty mouth," he says, a little choked but still clear. "Who taught you to give head like this?" He thumbs shakily at Mark's lower lip again, pulling along it so it's stretched wide. He's still got one hand in Mark's hair and he pulls down rough and then up again, fucking Mark's mouth onto himself, and Mark lets him do it. He wishes Sean would keep talking. Sean always knows the best things to say.

"You love it," Sean mutters, and Mark would nod if he wasn't a little preoccupied at the moment. "Look at you, just taking it," and his hips jerk, he groans, "that's it, Mark," he drops his head back and Mark feels a corresponding tug on his hair and he sucks hard, "like that, fuck, just like that."

He falls into incoherence for a moment and it gives Mark time to get his wits back from the hazed-out half-trance of want he'd been in when Sean had been talking. He knows if Sean would tell him things to do he'd do them in an instant. If Sean told him in that voice to jump off the goddamn Golden Gate he'd probably do it.

He wonders if that's irony. He didn't pay enough attention in writing class to really know. So instead of figuring that out he hums against Sean's cock and twists his fist around the base, wrapping and unwrapping his fingers against it and sucking all the way down to the sides of his knuckles. He feels it way back in his throat and has to remind himself to relax. He's really, really hard, but he knows – he's pretty sure they'll get there eventually.

There's a hand at the back of his head now pushing him down further and he swallows against Sean's cock to keep from gagging, and then Sean's hands are fists again and he's tugging Mark's head up and down in earnest, fucking his mouth, his hips hitching against the couch. Mark makes a noise, just a noise in the back of his throat, he's not sure what kind it is, really.

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de-anon/repost - forsanethaec, 2011-04-21 01:20 am (UTC)(Expand)

[RPF] Andrew/Jesse, The Hangover AU

Justin Bartha is Jesse's BFF. Justin Bartha was also one of the stars of The Hangover.

Real Life Writes The Plot, with Andrew/Jesse, plus Armie, Timberlake, Joe and whoever else you want to throw in!

Mark finally gets RSI from all that typing, and whether he realizes he's doing it or not, he starts to reduce the time he spends typing because of the pain. He's still invested in facebook and getting all his shit done, obviously, but maybe he's happier to delegate the small stuff, or works in a less intense manner?

Taking a small step back from his work makes him realize what he's been sacrificing for it *cough*that sweet Brazilian sophomore*cough*, and now he's not got his nose to the grindstone quite so much he has PLENTY of time to dwell on his mistakes/regrets/sexyexfriends/etc.

How things unfold is up to you, obvs, but I would prefer a happy/fluffy/optimistic-at-least ending.

Eduardo/Mark Robot AU

I haven't seen this exact prompt anywhere yet, so I'm giving it a try! I'd love an AU where Eduardo meets someone who seems just a little off. And meanwhile Mark is doing his best to figure out how to pass as human. :D? :D?

FILL: who you choose to be 1/?

*This prompt is awesome. I had already been planning something like it so couldn't resist.*

Mark was not a big fan of field trips. Well, to be exact, he was not generally a fan of anything. Mark did have a comfortable enough existence, he supposed, even when being paraded about like a prize horse. He had a healthy body, highly functioning brain and a large group of people who cared quite a bit about him.

It was everything his research showed to be necessary for a happy existence. Of course, typically the group of people would be a family or even a pseudo-family of lovable misfits. (Granted in the latter case his research had more to do with popular culture than sound science.) Instead Mark had a bevy of high powered intelligence agents, programmers and scientists to hover and analyze his every thought. But then Mark wasn’t a typical human.

Or any human, actually.

This trip was all about testing how inhuman he really was. Lucky him, he got to be poked and prodded by a bunch of Ivy League academics.

As if all the best research in the United States wasn’t being done by corporate researchers who actually had the funds and lack of peer overview to anything innovative. Well, corporations and teenage hackers, but apparently neither of those groups garnered the same respect as academicians, so here he was. One AI in a cybernetic body, ready for inspection by a bunch of old and out-of-date scientists.


They went to the lab incognito. The small team of scientists who would be presenting him had gone ahead a few days before, preparing them with hypotheticals. Mark was something people needed to work up to.

So he actually walked there on his own, if Mark discounted the three agents subtly rotating along his path through the campus. He kept his head lowered, as he had noticed on a previous such outing that most humans seemed disinclined towards extended eye contact with him, even after he worked out an algorithm for the proper amount of time between blinking.

Gauging the reactions of unprepared civilians was actually one the more useful outputs of the trip. It was, after all, why Mark had a body to begin with. Apparently it was perfect for blending into the populace.

It was small, white and far, far too limiting. Because while he had far more data than any human could process stored in this encasement, the only way he could get any new information was by using the far too feeble senses built into this body.

He hated it.

The fact that Mark had feelings wasn’t something that anyone planned. Apparently it was a side effect of the capacity to innovate and create new code instead of just passively monitoring government databases. (Mark would have thought at least one programmer would have noticed that the research behind Mark’s existence was stored in one of those very same databases. He supposed simple logic was one of the skills they needed him for.)

He got to the designated lab 5.34 minutes ahead of schedule and prepared to wait for the cadre of scientists to notice him.

“You can’t be in here.”

Mark swiveled his head to look at the speaker, a middle-aged man wearing a crinkled tie. Someone with the university, judging by the ID badge clipped officiously to his pocket. He didn’t bother to reply.

“Hey you there, I mean it,” the man continued. “Get out.”

It was an order. While Mark was too sophisticated to actually have to comply to any command, it did give him some leeway. After all, he had only been assigned to come to the lab, a task he had completed admirably. He had not been told to stay.

Mark ran the probabilities, assessing the reactions and repercussions before ignoring his own conclusions. He had been feeling something else lately, and this seemed an adequate patch to fix it.

Mark was not going to be bored any more.

Re: FILL: who you choose to be 1/? - xbriyeon, 2011-03-18 05:09 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL: who you choose to be 1/? - (Anonymous), 2011-03-21 05:23 am (UTC)(Expand)
FILL: who you choose to be 2/? - (Anonymous), 2011-03-22 03:59 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL: who you choose to be 2/? - (Anonymous), 2011-03-22 11:26 pm (UTC)(Expand)
FILL: who you choose to be 3/? - (Anonymous), 2011-03-25 01:55 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL: who you choose to be 3/? - (Anonymous), 2011-03-25 05:16 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL: who you choose to be 3/? - (Anonymous), 2011-04-02 05:51 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL: who you choose to be 3/? - (Anonymous), 2011-04-02 06:14 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL: who you choose to be 3/? - (Anonymous), 2011-06-24 01:58 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL: who you choose to be 3/? - (Anonymous), 2011-06-24 02:45 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL: who you choose to be 3/? - (Anonymous), 2011-08-22 07:29 am (UTC)(Expand)

Eduardo/Mark - Bandom AU

Come on people, where is the band AU. I mean Mark lead singer with the charisma of a goat, Eduardo the hot but sweet guitarist, Dustin the base player that likes to flip of speakers and lick peoples (aka Eduardo's) guitar's, Chris the drummer who believes hes the only sane one in the band, and Sean the big executive person who comes in a ruins everything.

I'm sorry. I'm crazy. I'm going to go hide in the corner now.

Re: Eduardo/Mark - Bandom AU

okay i'm actually filling this and it's going to be ridiculous and multi-media-y and i just wanted to say um...

it's not exactly following this format? so are you completely on this format or can i play with it a little?

[fill] idiot wind: 1 - (Anonymous), 2011-04-05 11:15 pm (UTC)(Expand)
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Re: [fill] idiot wind: 9/9 - poemwithnorhyme, 2011-04-06 02:08 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: [fill] idiot wind: 9/9 - (Anonymous), 2011-04-06 02:46 am (UTC)(Expand)
OP - (Anonymous), 2011-04-06 02:29 am (UTC)(Expand)
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Re: [fill] idiot wind: 9/9 - chaoticallyclev, 2011-04-06 07:35 am (UTC)(Expand)
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Re: [fill] idiot wind: 9/9 - aeroport_art, 2011-04-20 02:54 am (UTC)(Expand)
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Re: [fill] idiot wind: 1 - (Anonymous), 2011-04-06 01:43 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Eduardo/Mark - Bandom AU - (Anonymous), 2011-05-09 06:36 pm (UTC)(Expand)

Andrew/Jesse, eating disorder

Andrew is so confident in his friendship with Jesse, he's almost certain he knows everything there is to know about him. The closer they get, however, and the more they inch towards a relationship, Andrew starts noticing how Jesse closes up when it comes to food and his body, and finds that the only thing Jesse hasn't been able to tell him is that he's had an eating disorder for years. And it's just getting worse.

Mark/Eduardo or gen

In which Mark and co add a "dislike" button in order to dislike things about Eduardo's profile.
Namely the fact that it lists him as being in a relationship.

Re: Mark/Eduardo or gen

So here are the measly beginnings of a fill.

Eduardo Saverin is in a relationship with Dara Patterson.
Mark’s stomach feels like it’s about to fall through the floor. Eduardo is in a relationship. Eduardo is in a relationship. Eduardo is in a relationship. Eduardo is over him.
With a girl.
Since when did Wardo like girls? When they were at Harvard, the only girl Mark had ever seen him with was Christy, and later he had admitted that he only dated her to make Mark jealous.
And who the fuck is this Dara chick? Mark gets a weekly update about Wardo from his assistant. He would have thought that Anya would have told him about some girl Wardo was dating. Obviously she was too incompetent to depend on.

[Gen] Girl!Mark, Dustin, Chris

So I've been kind of addicted to Girl!Mark fics as of late, but great as some of the fills we've had around here are, I always feel like we don't get enough backstory of how they became friends since they're obviously not assigned roommates or anything.

So I'd really like a fic about that. Where Mark follows Dustin home from OS class and then just like, decides to move in because her roommate is crazy and Dustin and Chris have an extra room because the third guy assigned to them had a nervous breakdown the 2nd week of class. And then maybe she hacks student housing to make it official. And Chris kind of adopts her, because she's socially awkward and pathetic and not even close to being a fag hag, and Dustin is like, okay, but don't tell my mom because I'm not allowed to live with girls.

...or something like that.

Some Mark/Eduardo would be awesome too, but not really the focus of what I'm looking for.

TL;DR: How Girl!Mark befriends Dustin and Chris (since she's really not known for her social skills and all).

Re: [Gen] Girl!Mark, Dustin, Chris


It's not homesickness, it's not, but... Well, Mark knows she's hard to live with, okay? She hears her mother sigh 'oh marianne' when she goes out in flip slops and sees the frown lines her father sometimes gets when she eats in her bed rather than on a table.

She might be hard to live with but her roommate is impossible.

She has, over the last three weeks Mark has been saddled with her;

-Eaten her food.
-Made her an even bigger outcastfrom normal society.
-Used make-up (which, it's the principle of it more than anything else).
-threatened to bash her face in if Mark keeps coding at impossible hours.
-Made her tell her now ex-something from back home that she would choose her roommate over her by holding Mark's laptop out the window and threatening to drop it.

Thinks, Mark thinks looking at her used-by-some-one-else razor, has to stop.


She's not rooming with another girl. Obviously. Which rules out thankfully only like 6% of her social interactions a day. So she watches, watches for little ticks, for looks that inger far too long, makes conversatins about girls, finds out if there is a preferance for boys.

Wishes deeply that there was something, some long string of logical code that could unlock soemone. Could show thoughts/feelings/interests. A yearbook of faces, something that would make her life so, so much easier.

In the end she finds Dustin.


"And now she's sneezing on me saying if she's sick I should be too."

"Dude." He says, clearly less moved than she'd hoped for. She'll have to try harder. Is she meant to bat her eyelashes? Or will that make it look like something is in her eye? She wishes there was a handbook for this stuff.

"Answer 4 is wrong, it's this." She sighs, showing him. He perks up.

"Study buddies? You can chill at mine for a few hours. Get away from the crazy."

"Sure." She agrees, planning quietly.


Dustin will say it was a slow movement towards lying to the faculty and getting her moved in with them.

Mark doesn't say anything, but he was wrong, it took hours of fast thinking on her behalf.


Erica introduced Dustin and Chris, Dustin tells Mark, and while she's nice...

"She totally asked flat out if Chris would be her gay best friend. And pretend to be her boyfriend at clubs."

Mark hates clubs, she gets groped on the crutch and her stuff gets stolen and boys press erections against her back like it's not a total violation of every woman lib movement ever.

"Did she? How weird." Is what she actually says, because if she says that Dustin will think she doesn't care about others, or doesn't know how to play with others and Mark can't have that, Mark has to be perfect if they're ging to keep letting her live her without really noticing. Mark has to be as close to normal and perfect as she can.


RPF AU Jesse/Andrew

College AU. Armie and Justin are bffs, and decide to set up their friends Jesse and Andrew on a blind date.
Bonus Carey M and Emma would be awesome!