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It's Complicated: But sexy!

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IMPORTANT: please DO NOT post prompts about any non-public people as part of a prompt. for example: randi zuckerberg is fine as she is a public figure both on the internet and on facebook itself. priscilla chan is NOT as she is not a public figure.

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♥ we are slash, femslash, het, three-and-moresomes etc. friendly. (we are even incest friendly what with some of our characters being twins and all...)
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THERE WILL BE UNMARKED SPOILERS. enter at your own risk! :D


i know you guys are enjoying this meme and i appreciate that but please can you put the SUBJECT HEADER on your prompt. you would REALLY be helping me out if you could do that. it just saves time for me when i'm trying to tag everything in delicious.

AND PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE DO NOT repost prompts from parts one, two or three over here again. the delicious is around for people to find prompts they may not have already seen.

mark/eduardo or andrew/jesse robot!fic

Because I LOVE robot fics and I've never read a good one in this fandom.

Mark's life's changed drastically and irreversibly after Facebook. He won't admit it to anyone, but Eduardo is the thing he misses most of all. So much so that with all the money he has, he purchases a state-of-the-ark android customed designed to look just like him. Robot!Wardo has all of Eduardo's best traits and more, and is so lifelike, that when Mark's sitting alone at home he can pull him out and pretend he's the real thing, and it's almost just as good. Almost.

The same prompt could work for Jesse/Andrew after the Social Network era with Andrew missing Jesse deeply even as he moves on with his other projects.

Bonus if Chris/Dustin/Justin finds out and confronts Mark/Andrew about it and Mark/Andrew is all "JUST LET ME PRETEND"

up to you if the pairing had a sexual relationship beforehand

andrew/jesse AU, concubine fic

Concubinage is the state of a woman or man in an ongoing, usually matrimonially-oriented relationship with somebody to whom they cannot be married, often because of a difference in social status.

I love this type of stuff. Think of anything you want that fits into this.

Eduardo/Mark, AU bodyguard!Eduardo

Is there somewhere a fic with bodyguard!Eduardo?
Because CEO of FB have "few" enemis and really need in one. Even if Mark himself don't want to "some gay that will be hang around".

If there is such fic alredy, please give link =^_^=


Shameless lyric prompt:

No, I don't believe you
When you say don't come around here no more
I won't remind you
You said we wouldn't be apart

No, I don't believe you
When you say you don't need me anymore
So don't pretend to
Not love me at all

Eduardo/Mark, MPREG

I just really want a mpreg story for this fandom.

Fill: Eduardo/Mark, intersex pregnancy (1/2)

Trigger warning for cissexism.
Totally not medically accurate.
OP, I hope this is ok.

Eduardo has a pussy and a dick. When he was born, the doctors pushed surgery. His father was for it (he'd always wanted a son and it would be so much easier this way, Maria, don't you see?) but his mother refused.

Eduardo was raised as a boy but his genitals are ambiguous. His testicles are implants, and according to the doctors, his dick is actually his clitoris. He has a functional uterus and he refused a hysterectomy because it didn't feel right. When his father is angry (which is often) or disappointed (which is most of the time), he likes to remind Eduardo of two things: that he paid for Eduardo to look like a real boy; that Eduardo will never, ever be one.

He's never used a urinal, public shower, or voluntarily undressed in front of someone he wasn't fucking. It's not that he's ashamed, not exactly. All through prep school he's up front with his friends, girlfriends and even his one and only male hookup. It's an open secret, because he doesn't need the trouble. His father's voice is always there, buried in the back of his thoughts. "You aren't a real boy."

The morning after, he pulls on scavenged clean clothes and shoes, and leaves the house. The jeans are probably Dustin's, the shirt definitely Mark's. He leaves his clothes slowing drying in the laundry room, and his bag discarded by Mark's bed. He has his wallet and his cell. He starts walking.

He woke up thinking about the beach, but after forty-five minutes of walking, he gets in a cab and heads for the park.

Dustin calls at eight. Eduardo is surprised anyone is up, let alone Dustin. Mark calls an hour later. He lets both calls go to voice mail.

Californian forest is beautiful. Different from anything he's seen before: not quite Sao Paolo, Miami, or Cambridge. It's quiet.

He thinks about the internship he'd given up to chase advertisers.

His failing relationship.

The way Mark's mouth looks, twisted into a sneer. How his name sounds on Mark's lips. And Mark's fingers, the plane of his back, the curve of his dick in Eduardo's hand.

None of this should be in Eduardo's thoughts as much as it is. Mark is his best friend. His business partner. Mark is in love with Facebook. Eduardo had been a little in love with Christy, before everything went wrong.

"You're going to get left behind," Mark says.

Eduardo hears that, and something else, always that other thing, his father's voice laid over Mark's. And he sees Sean Parker, like he's speaking through Mark.

"You're going to get left behind," Mark says.

Eduardo steps in close and asks, "What exactly do you mean by that?" Mark sneers, defensive and so utterly Mark. And Eduardo--

In moments, like someone had dropped a match in dry tinder, Eduardo finds himself pushing Mark up against the wall and kissing him, clutching him. The two of them hustling each other to Mark's room, pulling at each other's clothes, and talking. Cutting each other with words and teeth and nails, and then gentling.

Mark's fingers sliding inside of him, "Shit you're-- you're so wet."

"I want you to..."

His phone rings. Fucking Sean Parker. He lets it ring a few more times. Damns himself and picks it up. "When's the meeting?"

"What?" Sean actually sounds confused. This is a first.

"With this new investor."

"So you're staying," Sean says neutrally.

"For now. Listen Sean," he says before Parker can ask him any more questions. "I need to do some shopping, then I'll meet you back at the house. You can brief me on the investor."

That's exactly how things go. Eduardo knows he's got to press his advantage while he's got it. He moves into the house and spends his days with Sean, drumming up investors, and handling the day to day that no one else seems to on top of. He spends his nights with Mark, in Mark's bed.

He's sleeping with Mark, and he's out in California like Mark wanted, but things haven't magically changed. Sean is a snake. Mark is his best friend, but sometimes he remembers Mark saying, "You should be proud of that right there," and "You're going to get left behind." Eduardo's learned to recognize the edge when he's near it, and whatever else happens, he is going to get his.

Re: Fill: Eduardo/Mark, intersex pregnancy (1/2) - (Anonymous), 2011-04-01 12:36 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Fill: Eduardo/Mark, intersex pregnancy (1/2) - (Anonymous), 2011-04-01 01:05 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Fill: Eduardo/Mark, intersex pregnancy (1/2) - (Anonymous), 2011-05-10 02:55 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Fill: Eduardo/Mark, intersex pregnancy (2/?) - (Anonymous), 2011-04-01 03:31 am (UTC)(Expand)
Fill: Eduardo/Mark, intersex pregnancy (2b/?) - (Anonymous), 2011-04-01 03:32 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Fill: Eduardo/Mark, intersex pregnancy (2b/?) OP - (Anonymous), 2011-04-01 03:40 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Fill: Eduardo/Mark, intersex pregnancy (2b/?) - (Anonymous), 2011-04-04 12:04 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Fill: Eduardo/Mark, intersex pregnancy (2b/?) - (Anonymous), 2011-04-15 07:09 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Fill: Eduardo/Mark, intersex pregnancy (2/?) - (Anonymous), 2011-04-01 07:22 am (UTC)(Expand)

Eduardo/Mark; webcam hacking

Mark worries about Eduardo a lot, after the dilution, though he refuses to acknowledge it. He wonders if Eduardo is taking care of himself, for all the times he took care of Mark, and if his father's disapproval is destroying him as much as Mark thinks it is. Mark hacks into Eduardo's webcam to check up on him, every few days, and learns a lot about him, including some things that aren't exactly work safe.

[Triggers] [Gen] Chris, Dustin, Eduardo, Mark


One night in Harvard, sometime pre-Facebook, the guys get bored and decide to play Never Have I Ever.

However, the drunker they get, the more personal things get, until they find themselves spilling their deepest, darkest secrets.

And in the morning, even if the hangovers are killer and the memories fuzzy, they remember everything.

[Just bring on the angst--all of them have sad secrets or stories. Abuse, neglect, daddy issues, mommy issues, feelings of inadequacy, struggles with depression or some other mental illness, sexuality!angst, bullying, etc. Just everything you can think of that seems like it could fit. (Of course it doesn't have to involve all of these things, that would be a bit much, those are all just ideas. And of course you can use any ideas that strike you, even if they're not on my evil list of angst tropes--that's just to help out.)]

(LOL, I'm a huge angst whore, I'm so sorry.)


Fluffy, domestic, angst, hurt/comfort or porn. I really do care. I just feel like part four requires OT4...

Divya/Dustin friendship, Cameron/Divya/Tyler, Chris/Dustin

Dustin starts stalking Divya. Not because he thinks he's cute or anything, but because he wants to know how someone like Divya got two hot blondes and Dustin can't even get one.

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Re: Fill, 1/? - (Anonymous), 2011-03-31 01:55 am (UTC)(Expand)
OP! - (Anonymous), 2011-03-31 03:32 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Fill, 1/? - poemwithnorhyme, 2011-03-31 04:12 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Fill, 1/? - skyearth85, 2011-03-31 03:21 pm (UTC)(Expand)
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Re: Fill, 2/? - skyearth85, 2011-04-01 02:44 pm (UTC)(Expand)
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Re: Fill, 5/5 - poemwithnorhyme, 2011-04-02 10:20 pm (UTC)(Expand)
OP - (Anonymous), 2011-04-02 11:18 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Fill, 5/5 - (Anonymous), 2011-04-02 11:50 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Fill, 5/5 - skyearth85, 2011-04-07 12:02 am (UTC)(Expand)



Eduardo and Mark are becoming friends again, but on Eduardo's insistence, they're taking it slow. Okay, fine, maybe the pace they're moving at is possibly glacial, but Eduardo knows what this 'friendship' is eventually going to lead to (what it was always leading to, if he's being honest). They've been through a lot and he wants to get this right.

But then Mark starts hanging around a very charming and clearly interested Cameron. And Mark isn't completely repulsed by the man.

This doesn't bother Eduardo. It doesn't. Shut up.


Re: FILL - I'm Here Part 2 - skyearth85, 2011-04-07 12:12 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL - I'm Here Part 2 - Mia Adam, 2011-05-17 02:49 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL - I'm Here Part 2 - apintofblood, 2011-05-17 03:00 pm (UTC)(Expand)

[crossover] Dustin/Kenny [The War at Home]

Kenny goes to Harvard and ends up as Wardo's roommate
after admitting how bad he is at being gay (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFDRjYKAIaE), Chris agrees to give him "gay lessons," making Kenny use an amused and complicit Dustin for practice
but of course things eventually escalate and soon they're not just practicing anymore~

Jesse/Andrew PWP

Can we get some slight D/s with dom!Jesse? I've always read him as a bottom but... idk, I just want to see him get REALLY riled up and taking control. And Andrew, thinking it's hot and a very welcome change, taking it. Can be total PWP.

Edited at 2011-03-30 06:00 am (UTC)

Jesse/Andrew [RPF] or Mark/Andrew PWP

This Anon is fairly used to seeing the characters written on the bottom as being fairly passive. Well, no longer, I say. I would like to see a fic with our bottom characters taking the active or Dominant role in their sexcapades. All conceivable kinks (D/s, barebacking, rimming, cumplay, etc.) are not only welcomed but are encouraged.
I only ask that Jesse or Mark be given important distinction of topping fom the bottom

Re: Jesse/Andrew [RPF] or Mark/EDUARDO PWP

leave it to me to fuck up my post from the subject line to start...

Re: Jesse/Andrew [RPF] or Mark/EDUARDO PWP - (Anonymous), 2011-03-30 11:56 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Jesse/Andrew [RPF] or Mark/EDUARDO PWP - (Anonymous), 2011-03-31 02:19 am (UTC)(Expand)

Eduardo/Sean, Disconcertingly!Good!Intentions!Sean

3 times Sean saw Eduardo in a new light, and then the times he decided to do something about it.

I do not know why I want this pairing so much BUT I DO OKAY. I want Sean to realize Eduardo's awesomeness and learn what it's like to be awkward and fail and win Eduardo over while everyone is thinking WTF. pre lawsuit or post movie, I don't care. I'm just looking for a happy Eduardo/Sean ending.

What I want is when eduardo comes to palo alto mark knows that he is going to dilute down wardo's shares, but wardo seduces him or something and they end up having sex. But during mark is all angsty about it because he knows wardo is going to hate him later. Maybe he's all possessive or teary sobby.
Bonus Points! for it being from mark's perspective and angsting it up. But wardo pov like, why is mark being so weird? would be fine toooooo.
long prompt is long, I apologize.
Just break my poor, little, masochistic heart anons!