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THERE WILL BE UNMARKED SPOILERS. enter at your own risk! :D


i know you guys are enjoying this meme and i appreciate that but please can you put the SUBJECT HEADER on your prompt. you would REALLY be helping me out if you could do that. it just saves time for me when i'm trying to tag everything in delicious.

AND PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE DO NOT repost prompts from parts one, two or three over here again. the delicious is around for people to find prompts they may not have already seen.

Eduardo/Mark or RPF Andrew/Jesse

5 times they fuck and 1 time they make love

FILL: 1/?

I hope you don't mind a second fill. I haven't written fiction, especially porny fiction, in a really long time so it's not very good but I couldn't help myself after seeing this prompt. It got me ~inspired. Anyway, I hope you enjoy what I've got so far. I'll try to get the rest written as quickly as possible but I won't make any promises.

The first time they fuck is after Mark creates Facemash and crashes the Harvard network. Mark is drunk and heartbroken. Eduardo just wants to comfort him however he can. He steers them toward Mark’s room, leaving Mark briefly to close the door behind them once they’re inside. He turns around to see a shirtless Mark struggling to get out of his pants.

“Mark, jesus, what are you doing?” he asks, slightly amused at his friend’s trouble. “Stop! Let me help you,” he half yells, half laughs as Mark falls over onto the floor, pants still mostly in place.

“Wardo, I can’t sleep with pants on,” Mark says gruffly. “These need to come off now.”

Eduardo bites back his laughter at the withering look Mark sends him from the floor. He moves over to him, kneeling down. He grabs a hold of both pant legs, “Lift,” he says, and Mark lifts his hips so Eduardo can pull the offending pants off.

“Better?” he asks lips quirking into a small smile.


Eduardo stands up again, and holding out a hand for Mark, pulls him up off the floor. Mark stumbles as he gets to his feet, though, and falls into Eduardo’s chest. As Eduardo steadies Mark gently with a hand on his shoulder, he realizes Mark is still holding on tightly to his hand.


Mark looks up at him then, eyes dark and full of something unrecognizable. Eduardo is suddenly very aware of just how close they are and just how almost naked Mark is. He feels a slight blush creeping to his cheeks as he mumbles something weakly about getting Mark to bed.

Mark continues to stare up at him as if trying to memorize the lines of his face before he moves closer, pressing his obvious erection into Eduardo’s thigh. Eduardo’s breath hitches at the contact.

He feels himself stop breathing completely as Mark’s free hand moves to grab the back of Eduardo’s neck pulling him down to Mark’s lips for a tentative kiss. It’s like an electric shock. The air rushes back into Eduardo’s lungs, and his free hand pushes its way into Mark’s curls, pulling him in to deepen the kiss.

Mark groans loudly, finally releasing Eduardo’s hand to fumble uselessly with Eduardo’s clothes and grind roughly onto the thigh Eduardo pushed between his legs.

Mark breaks the kiss in frustration several moments later to focus on unbuttoning Eduardo’s shirt. “I want you to fuck me,” he says absentmindedly.

“Mark,” Eduardo says breathily, a failed attempt at an admonishment as Mark had just brushed the back of his knuckles against Eduardo’s still clothed erection.

FILL: 1b/? - (Anonymous), 2011-04-03 01:14 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL: 1b/? - casey_sms, 2011-04-03 03:48 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL: 1b/? - ekizinrealm, 2011-04-03 05:52 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL: 1/? - ellot, 2011-04-03 01:19 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL: 1/? - themajorfangirl, 2011-04-03 10:08 am (UTC)(Expand)

[RPF] Andrew/Jesse or GEN - MAN VS WILD

I've been watching Man Vs Wild lately and...I think Andrew Garfield could play Bear Grylls really well if they were to ever make a movie about him/his life. They even kind of look alike. Andrew could definitely do his voice.



Either he is filming survival shows with Jesse as producer/director/grip/PA or he is out adventuring one day/lost in the wild and comes across/rescues Jesse and they have to survive and make it back to civilisation. Andrew knows crazy survival everything and Jesse isn't so practical but he knows random trivia which miraculously saves them multiple times.

Gen is awesome, but if you wanna write sex!in the wild! go for it!



Cameron/Eduardo & Tyler/Mark Double Wedding!!!!

I want a wedding fic full of shenanigans!!! Tyler and Cameron getting married on the same day. Eduardo as the anal bridezilla for both himself and Mark, cause you know Mark would be to busy to code to actually give a shit. I want to read about the proposal, the bachelor party, the wedding, and the wedding night......this prompt is crazy, I don't know where this came from but I want it.

Mark/Eduardo, character death

Right before Eduardo dies, he wishes he could see Mark one last time and say goodbye.

Real! Mark/ Movie! Mark/Movie! Eduardo

So I've watched a lot of interviews with real Mark and while he seems intense it's a different intensity than Jesse's Mark. Like he is literally always smiling and his eyes are super huge all of the time. And I can see him getting angry but not generally being as grumpy and anti-social as movie!mark BUT being equally scary in his own disconcerting way.

So here is my strange proposal/not really prompt: somehow (through MAGIC I don't know) Eduardo goes to hang out at the suite one evening and there are two Marks. they both look like Jesse but Movie! Mark has sprouted a clone (he doesn't know how he got there either) who has the character of IRL!Mark.

that's all i got for you, but also : LOLZLOLZLOLZTHREESOME.

bonus pts if the IRLzuck!clone is the reason movie!mark figures out he has a crush on wardo (via pointing out his hotness).

Re: Real! Mark/ Movie! Mark/Movie! Eduardo

I think it's impossible to judge Zuckerberg from his interviews alone because he seems to suffer from stage fright and the manic smile (there I said it) might be closer to a nervous tick rather than an actual representation of his personality. Translating nervousness into a fake happy demeanor is actually quite common and what's worse people can't turn it off, sometimes they are not even aware that they are doing it.

Have you seen his sweaty robot impression though when he was interviewed at that one conference and they asked him to take his hoodie off and it turns out that there is an extremely high likelihood he's buying them on the compamy dime? So much second hand embarassment. Not over the company dime hoodie, just his overall "uhm... privacy... yeah... uhm" answers.

[RPF] Andrew/Jesse or Mark/Eduardo

Speed dating.

Re: [RPF] Andrew/Jesse or Mark/Eduardo

I can imagine Eduardo making Mark come with him so that he doesn't feel like an idiot but after several awful girls making Eduardo cringe and almost running Mark out of sardonic commentary, they somehow get stuck at a table together.

When they ding the little bell, Mark ignores it or introduces himself again to Eduardo with a new 'Winkelvii'-esque name and some hoity-toity asshole dialect.

He strokes him imaginary goatee.

[GEN] or [RPF] Andrew/Jesse or Eduardo/Mark, Wing!Fic

Mark (or Jesse) starts growing wings. At first he doesn't really know what is happening, as the process doesn't really 'complete' itself over night and should, "realistically" speaking, go on over the period of a month or a couple of weeks. He confides his situation in and speculates as to what is happening to him to/with Eduardo (or Andrew).

Discovery and comedy ensue.

Re: [GEN] or [RPF] Andrew/Jesse or Eduardo/Mark, Wing!Fic

there's a very short crack fill here: http://community.livejournal.com/tsn_kinkmeme/3654.html?thread=6251846#t6251846


Eduardo arrives to the million member party/business meeting, only the lawyer reschedules so Mark has to spend the next 24 hours knowing he's fucked his friend out of the company.

And it doesn't make it any easier how happy Eduardo is to be there, how him being there feels just like Mark's been wanting, how much fun they have at the party or how they might get a little drunk and wind up in bed together. (Maybe the thing with Sean still happens and instead of Eduardo saying "I told you so" he just tells him it'll be fine, they'll get through it together.)

Up to you if Mark goes through with the dilution.


Eduardo can easily get off without anyone touching him, but Mark can't stand it and has to have his hand or mouth on Eduardo when he comes.

Mark/Eduardo, The Bro Code

The bond between two men is stronger than the bond between a man and a woman because, on average, men are stronger than women. That's just science.
Eduardo breaks up with his girlfriend and the guys take him to a bar to have some fun.

A bro is always entitled to do something stupid as long as the rest of his bros are all doing it.
They start some drink games, just to get really drunk. After several shots, Dustin dares Eduardo. He has to kiss Mark. And they kiss. And it's great.

A bro never admits he can’t drive stick even after an accident.
Mark is so fucking drunk, so Eduardo takes him home (even though Eduardo is that drunk too). They go to Eduardo's room because his roomate is not comming back tonight. Because Eduardo has some plans going on is his mind.

A bro never sends a greeting card to another bro. There are no sentiments between two bros that cannot be articulated through the convenience and emotional distance of electronic mail.
'He opens the email and it says: I wanna fuck. Again.'

A Bro does not tell a mutual Bro that a third Bro has a crush on him.
Eduardo talks to Dustin how crazy his feelings are for Mark. Dustin almost brakes The Code.
Eventually Dustin does brake the code. Fuck, Dustin.

The bond between two men is stronger than the bond between a man and a woman because, on average, men are stronger than women. That's just science.
The bond between Mark and Eduardo is even stronger.


You can use other codes if you want. And you can change stuff. And write a super long fic. Actually, you can do whatever you want, I just thought that The Bro Code is awesome and it'd work fine with TSN.


Btw, I know I used the same code twice. It was on purpose. :)

Mark/Tyler Hight School AU and/or Girl!Mark

I really want someone to make a kick-ass Mark/Tyler with power play of brawn vs brain.

I want to see Mark to not mean but sarcartic and cutting lashing out against everyon and everything sutpid and pointless (social convention, humans rituals, ect...)!

Two ideas, brownie-mega point for doing mixing the two in the same fics:

a)High School AU: Mark is 16 and Tyler 18. They don't go the same school (Tyler goes to a private and expensive one, Mark a regular one).
They meet at an inter-school competion were Mark kick they twinny asses!
Tyler got interessed (sarcastic and unimpressed really does it for him).
Relation progress. Problem: social standing difference. Mark wanting to get accepted in hight circles and hate their condescending/stupid polite shite.
Plus if the relationship make them grow-up Tyler open his eyes to the world outside of WASP compagny. Mark get more tolerent.

b) girl!Mark: to run with a) or to do Harvard-era, dating has to be pre-Facemash

Go all out!!! :D

Eduardo/Mark, Unrequited but it's fine

I want unrequited love.

One of them is in love with the other but would never do anything with it because they are happy just being friends with them. Maybe the other is in a relationship, painfully straight, whatever. I just want them being awesome best friends and trying to deal with what this love means when they can't do anything with it.


Edging but with a TWIST (lol)

Eduardo reads the contract before he signs. That night, he and Mark fuck and there's edgeplay wherin Eduardo denies Mark an orgasm for every share that he was going to lose.

I just want a beyond-frustrated Mark at the end, so desperate and needy that he apologises, clawing at Eduardo's arms, desperate for anything and he's sorry, so sorry and he needs to orgasm, Wardo, please.

You know. Eduardo is angry but relents and Mark sobs his way through his orgasm or something and they have a happy every after.


So there are buttloads of fics where Mark can't/won't say "I love you" to Eduardo, but can I have a fic where he can't stop telling him? Especially since whenever he says it Eduardo blushes and it makes his tiny heart grow three sizes.

Eduardo/Mark; sex toys

Mark is interested in expanding his sexual horizons, and begins to do research on the best sex toys for him to try out. Eduardo isn't sure whether to be incredibly turned on or worried about Mark's sanity whenever Mark asks for suggestions or approaches him with spreadsheets on the subject. Maybe both. Anyway, Mark finally makes his decision and sends away for an assortment of toys... then invites Eduardo to participate in the fun.