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[PART FOUR] CLOSED
THE SOCIAL NETWORK KINK MEME


ASK THE MODS * FAQ * DISCUSSION * RESEARCH * FILL LIST * PART ONE * PART ONE (OVERFLOW) * PART TWO * PART TWO (OVERFLOW) * PART THREE * (PART THREE (OVERFLOW)


GENERAL RULES;

IMPORTANT: please DO NOT post prompts about any non-public people as part of a prompt. for example: randi zuckerberg is fine as she is a public figure both on the internet and on facebook itself. priscilla chan is NOT as she is not a public figure.

if you're in doubt, please message the mod or leave a comment in the discussion post.



♥ post requests and responses in the comments to this post.
♥ be respectful.
♥ both a pairing/character AND a prompt/kink must be posted.
♥ one pairing/prompt per comment please.
♥ you are encouraged to try and write a prompt for every request you make.
♥ we are slash, femslash, het, three-and-moresomes etc. friendly. (we are even incest friendly what with some of our characters being twins and all...)
♥ no pairing bashing, OK? no need to wank over ships.
♥ long and short fics welcome. multiple responses encouraged!
♥ please try to refrain from saying 'seconded!' as much as possible.
♥ on RPF: Please disclaim that it is RPF, a work of fiction and in no way related to the actual actors/persons/etc. (i wouldn't even try and discourage RPF from this meme ;))
WARN FOR COMMON TRIGGERS, PLEASE


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PLEASE READ THE FOLLOWING;

i know you guys are enjoying this meme and i appreciate that but please can you put the SUBJECT HEADER on your prompt. you would REALLY be helping me out if you could do that. it just saves time for me when i'm trying to tag everything in delicious.

AND PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE DO NOT repost prompts from parts one, two or three over here again. the delicious is around for people to find prompts they may not have already seen.
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Eduardo/Mark; first time

(Anonymous)
Mark is unnatural and robotic and awkward, not at all affectionate, and though he'd never admit it, Eduardo knows just he's nervous but very much wanting. Without needing to say anything, Eduardo takes extra care being overly enthusiastic, complimentary and affectionate to coax Mark out a bit.

Re: Eduardo/Mark; first time

(Anonymous)
I should specify: first time together! Respective levels of experience totally at the disposal of the kind soul who fills this prompt!

RPF Gen; warning for triggers

(Anonymous)
A few weeks after the release of The Social Network Mark Zuckerberg tries to commit suicide. It comes out that he had a lot of problems and the film and people's reaction to it (hate massages on his facebook) were the straw that broke the camel's back. How does the cast (especially Jesse) react? Do people blame Fincher and Sorkin for what happened?

I want to make clear that I don't wish for such a thing to happen in real life. I've just wondered how it must have felt for him to see the movie and came to the conclusion that I myself probably wouldn't have been able to handle it the way he did.

Re: RPF Gen; warning for triggers

(Anonymous)
I love this prompt. I did lol at "hate massages," though.

"You fucker, I'm going to get rid of every knot in your back."

Re: RPF Gen; warning for triggers - (Anonymous), 2011-03-31 08:51 pm (UTC)(Expand)

Eduardo/Mark sugar daddy

(Anonymous)
The reason why Mark went to Wardo for the money? Eduardo was his sugar daddy all along. Buying him clothes, food, maybe even a laptop in exchange for sexual favors.
That's also the reason why it was so difficult for Wardo to handle facebook's success and Mark's interest in Sean. He had been afraid that Mark wouldn't need him anymore. It would also explain why he froze the account, because in the past withholding money from Mark made sure he got his attention.

Maybe a 5 + 1 fic with five times Wardo bought something for Mark and one time Mark did it for Wardo when they reconciled after the deposition.

Andrew/jesse

(Anonymous)
Anything based on this lyric

I heard, that you’re settled down.
That you, found a girl and you’re married now.
I heard that your dreams came true.
Guess she gave you things, I didn’t give to you.
Old friend, why are you so shy?
Ain’t like you to hold it back or hide from the light.
I hate to turn up out of the blue uninvited.
But I couldn’t stay away, I couldn’t fight it.
I’d hoped you’d see my face & that you’d be reminded,
That for me, it isn’t over.
Never mind, I’ll find someone like you.
I wish nothing but the best, for you too.
Don’t forget me, I beg, I remember you said:
“Sometimes it lasts in love but sometimes it hurts instead”
Sometimes it lasts in love but sometimes it hurts instead, yeah.

Someone Like You by Adele

Please!!!!

Eduardo/Mark

(Anonymous)
Baby come back, any kind of fool could see
There was something in everything about you
Baby come back, you can blame it all on me
I was wrong, and I just can't live without you

Eduardo/Mark, anal beads

(Anonymous)
ANAL

B
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aNaLbeAdS
ANALBEADS
[ˈeɪˑnəl bidz]

A small and very cracky fill

(Anonymous)
I'm really, really sorry, okay?

"God, how could I ever think that signing up for a creative writing class was a good idea?"

"At least it's not art history, Wardo."

"Mark, you're not helping. At all."

"Well, it's really dumb of you to ask for my help, it's not like I know anything about poetry."

"I wasn't asking for your help, okay? But a little commiseration would have been nice."

"Right, fine. Wardo, I'm very sorry that you have to write - Um, what was the assignment again?"

"To write a poem in free verse, any topic is fine."

"Well, this can't be that hard."

"Oh yeah, Mark? Well, you're welcome to try and write it for me, if you're such a literary genius and all."

"Hm, okay. Don't they say to write about something you know, something you're really familiar with?"

"Yeah, and?"

"Anal beads, Wardo. Anal beads. It's perfect! Pretty original, don't you think? And you're very familiar with them, cosidering you've been shoving them up by ass for two hours last night."

"But - Mark!"

"On second thought, maybe you should get even more familiar with them. You know, for the sake of poetry."

"What do you mean?"

"It's your turn tonight, Wardo."

A haiku by the OP - (Anonymous), 2011-04-01 07:03 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: A haiku by the OP - (Anonymous), 2011-04-04 01:31 am (UTC)(Expand)

Cameron/Eduardo, Eduardo/Mark

(Anonymous)
Long prompt is long!

Cameron and Eduardo met in Eduardo's first year, fell in love, came out, and forced their families to accept it. They're that sickening perfect couple who trust each other absolutely, share everything, and help each other to be their very best. By the time Mark and Eduardo meet, Eduardo's already 'established': he's been going to all the cool parties, meeting all the right people, and already has a prestigious internship under his belt. He's still a nerd though, and he and Mark still connect.

Cameron isn't suspicious when Mark and Eduardo start spending so much time together. After all, Eduardo is a gentleman of Harvard, Chris and Dustin are usually around, and there's Zuckerberg's girlfriend Erica. When Mark and Erica break up, he proves how much he *isn't* a gentleman of Harvard: first through Facemash, and then by going after Eduardo.

E/M

(Anonymous)
Post-deposition. Mark needs Eduardo so he hires people to kidnap him from Singapore.

Re: E/M

My big bang was inspired by this prompt. It can be found here.

[Crossover] Andrew/Jesse [SGA]

(Anonymous)
Jesse is a new scientist in Atlantis, while he loves the experience of going to a new galaxy (aside from having to leave his cats behind) Pegasus has way more things to be afraid of than he really anticipated (wraits, hostile aliens, replicators, threat of impending doom at any given day, McKay), at least he has to comfort of knowing he's just one of the scientists that no off world team would ever request to join them. Until he's informed that he's been requested by (some military rank) Garfield to join his off world team.

off world shenanigans and maybe alien sex-pollen incidents insue.

Slave Fic

Either Mark/Eduardo or Jesse/Andrew

Mark/Jesse is bought Eduardo/Andrew as a gift.

I want Eduardo/Andrew in a collar and calling Mark master, having to follow his order, punishment maybe. D/s

Happy ending optional

Pretty please.

Eduardo/Mark

(Anonymous)
this is making the rounds on tumblr rn, juuuuust gonna leave it here. ahem.


-andrews.tumblr.com/post/4248386354

Eduardo/Mark, Chris/Dustin

(Anonymous)
Set in a modern day high school in which Eduardo and Chris are bffs and HIPSTERS!!!1!!!!!!1 Like, the whole nine yards. Chris’ favourite band is Crystal Castles and Eduardo’s is The Black Keys and they wear oxfords and ties and glasses they don’t need and have photowalls and flickrs and go to Coachella together. Talk about how pretentious Conor Oberst has gotten and argue about who the better indie rapper is: Chris likes Kid Cudi, Eduardo thinks his rapping is bullshit and his loyalties lie with OFWGKTA.

Mark and Dustin are two lonely nerds who have been pinning after the hipster duo since grade school. It’s their senior year and they want to score. Dustin has a plan: GAIN SOME HIPSTER CRED. Dustin goes full out, changing the way he dresses, starts making Chris mixtapes by googling the words indie song + boyfriend and Mark is a little more subtle, though he stalks Eduardo’s flickr and last.fm to find out what he really likes.

CRAZY WOOING AND COURTING SHENANIGANS INSUE THAT EVENTUALLY END IN SCORING AND MAYBE A LONG TERM RELETIONSHIP.

Bonus points if, for their first date, Eduardo and Chris take Mark and Dustin to an Animal Collective concert.

i know i'm lost -- 1a/?

(Anonymous)
Eduardo tapped his foot offbeat as the final bell for homeroom rang. Chris had told him that they were too cool for homeroom as they had pulled into the parking lot this morning, but he had always enjoyed Doctor Sorkin, so he saw no reason to skip a perfectly good reading opportunity. For some reason, he’d been put in the V-Z homeroom, but he didn’t’ mind – at least it meant that there were at least some new faces to meet and annoy.


As he went to pick up his battered copy of Ulysses from his bag, his phone vibrated in his pocket. He propped his book between the edge of his desk and his lap, and slid open his phone to reveal a text from Chris.


we could be getting coffee right now. real coffee. I can’t believe I let you force me into this Starbucks shit.


Eduardo laughed and shoved his phone back into his pocket. After his father had bought him a coffee shop for his seventeenth birthday, Chris and he had spent the whole summer behind the bar, learning the tricks of the trade, buying used books from graduating seniors, and caffeinating the music scene that had slowly started to grow in Boston’s Neighborhood Nine. Plus, a lot of the incoming freshman to both Harvard and Tufts seemed to find their dumpy little coffee shop charming – selling and buying their books there as well.


Eduardo would see Chris two periods from now, so he opened his book as he waited for Doctor Sorkin to call his name. Unsurprisingly, he was first.
“Saverin, Eduardo.”


“Present.” Then he hunkered down into his book.

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Four seats to his left and three rows back, Mark Zuckerberg was hatching a plan. His eyes were alternating between boring into the back of Eduardo Saverin’s head and scanning the screen of his phone, because he could type and look up at the same time, thank you very much. Dustin had gotten into video production and was in the library filming, which meant he sat behind the computers and ran the text under the morning news – which also meant he could text during homeroom as well.


Eduardo seemed nonplussed that he was in a random homeroom, but Mark was ecstatic that his hacking skills had gone undetected by the school. Mark was determined to get Eduardo to fall in love with him. Eduardo, with his flannel and cut off cords in the beginning of September in Massachusetts. Eduardo, with his gray beanie sticking out of his messenger bag. Eduardo, with his slight accent. Eduardo, who was more focused on hanging out with Chris Hughes then noticing Mark, who’d been in love with him since he had sat behind Eduardo in AP Calc AB sophomore year.


But this year, he and Dustin had a plan. Mark had hacked the school’s scheduling system weeks ago and switched around their schedules so that Dustin and Chris had all of their classes together, as did Mark and Eduardo. He knew that the school wouldn’t allow seniors to switch out into other classes, as they’d made a point with the year before them that the schedule you get is the schedule you get.


“Zuckerberg, Mark.”


“Here.”


Doctor Sorkin cleared his throat and Mark straightened. “So, here you all are.” Mark didn’t necessarily love lecturers, but he’d liked Doctor Sorkin after he took his creative writing class last year. So Mark looked up from his staring and focused on Sorkin. “I’m just telling you, don’t screw this year up. You only have one year left. Make new friends. Try something new. Fall in love. Here are your schedules.” Sorkin began to call out names, and Mark leaned back. He already had his schedule, and he was not going to screw it up this time.

i know i'm lost -- 1b/? - (Anonymous), 2011-04-05 03:07 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: i know i'm lost -- 1b/? - leladancer18, 2011-04-05 03:26 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: i know i'm lost -- 1b/? - lazys, 2011-04-05 11:02 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: i know i'm lost -- 1a/? - leladancer18, 2011-04-05 03:22 am (UTC)(Expand)
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i know i'm lost -- 3a/? - (Anonymous), 2011-04-06 02:20 am (UTC)(Expand)
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i know i'm lost -- 5a/? - (Anonymous), 2011-04-07 10:45 pm (UTC)(Expand)
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i know i'm lost -- 7a/? - (Anonymous), 2011-04-10 03:58 am (UTC)(Expand)
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Re: i know i'm lost -- 7b/? - thelowtide, 2011-04-10 06:51 pm (UTC)(Expand)
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i know i'm lost -- 8a/? - (Anonymous), 2011-04-10 11:41 pm (UTC)(Expand)
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i know i'm lost -- 9a/? - (Anonymous), 2011-04-12 01:43 am (UTC)(Expand)
i know i'm lost -- 9b/? - (Anonymous), 2011-04-12 01:46 am (UTC)(Expand)
i know i'm lost -- 9c/? - (Anonymous), 2011-04-12 01:53 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: i know i'm lost -- 9c/? - leladancer18, 2011-04-12 02:31 am (UTC)(Expand)
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i know i'm lost -- 9a/? - (Anonymous), 2011-04-12 06:33 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: i know i'm lost -- 9a/? - (Anonymous), 2011-04-13 01:11 am (UTC)(Expand)
i know i'm lost -- 10a/? - (Anonymous), 2011-04-12 10:08 pm (UTC)(Expand)
i know i'm lost -- 10b/? - (Anonymous), 2011-04-12 10:10 pm (UTC)(Expand)
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Re: i know i'm lost -- 10c/? - (Anonymous), 2011-04-13 01:12 am (UTC)(Expand)
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i know i'm lost -- 11a/? - (Anonymous), 2011-04-13 10:06 pm (UTC)(Expand)
i know i'm lost -- 11b/? - (Anonymous), 2011-04-13 10:07 pm (UTC)(Expand)
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Re: i know i'm lost -- 18c/? - fuocotanzer, 2011-05-02 12:34 am (UTC)(Expand)
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Re: i know i'm lost -- 22c/? - thelowtide, 2011-05-02 01:12 am (UTC)(Expand)
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Re: i know i'm lost -- 22c/? - fuocotanzer, 2011-05-02 01:34 am (UTC)(Expand)
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i know i'm lost -- 28a/30? - (Anonymous), 2011-05-25 11:14 pm (UTC)(Expand)
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Re: i know i'm lost -- 29c/? - (Anonymous), 2011-05-31 10:30 am (UTC)(Expand)

Jesse/Andrew, Howl's Moving Castle AU

(Anonymous)
Jesse, who doesn't believe he is beautiful. Andrew, the vain but lost wizard. Timbalone, also known as Prince Justin, who never gets his true love. Joe as Markl.

[filled] anywhere the wind blows 1/?

Jesse is a hatter. He comes from a long line of hatters, all revered and well-known, but he’s never been good at sewing hats as far back as he can remember. He can mend rips and tears but can never tell which hats are in style or which ones need to be given away to charity because they’re completely unwearable, or whose head they belong on and best fit.

Each hat tells a different story, his father once said, the trick is to listen to closely to what it has to say.

For example, a wide brimmed hat with lace trimmings is for the kind of woman who attends elaborate parties and wears bright red lipstick, even indoors, but also old widowers who mourn their deceased. A silk kerchief is for a girl with a love of gardening, who buys fresh fruit from the market every weekend, and makes clothes entirely by hand.

Some hats, Jesse learned, have stories as old as history. Some are destined to be worn by great men, or by clerks or farmers or seafarers, some even by the dead. Some hats don’t say much at all, like that brown knitted hat in the corner, gently worn around the edges and gathering dust, but always waiting, hopeful, and thirsty for adventure.

Each hat has a destiny, a wearer, a purpose, and Jesse keeps selling them, without fail, to the wrong people.

--
anon ;dslfkldsfj I promise to continue this ASAP. i hope you don't mind it not following the book/ghibli film too closely?

OP - (Anonymous), 2011-05-03 04:54 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: [filled] anywhere the wind blows 1/? - (Anonymous), 2011-05-03 06:01 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: [filled] anywhere the wind blows 1/? - (Anonymous), 2011-05-06 02:22 am (UTC)(Expand)

Secret marraige! Mark/Eduardo

(Anonymous)
So I really, really want a piece where Mark/Eduardo were married before the depositions, but both decided to keep it quiet through the whole ordeal. But now, years later, Eduardo decides it's time for the divorce only:
First time the papers are sent back to him torn up
The second Mark does something to his lawyer's computer (IDK, whatever)
And the third time Mark posts that they're married on fb (hacks into Eduardo's account and won't let him change it) and says something like he wants to fix their relationship.
(or you can change the ideas)

Somehow Eduardo is convinced to go to Palo Alto but I'd love to see angry Eduardo but with happy ending please :D

Fill: Marriage is Just Another Word for Mistake (1/3)

(Anonymous)
Okay, the gay marriage in Vegas stuff is not true to reality because that wasn't an option at the time period in question. The publishing date of Ben Mezrich's Bringing Down the House does actually work with the timeline though. I've never read it, never been to Vegas, never counted cards, all my knowledge comes from watching 21.


It started with a stupid book, evolved into an extremely profitable but even stupider idea, and led to the stupidest decision that Eduardo ever made and that included signing away his Facebook shares.

Eduardo is sure that Mark probably wished that he had bankrupted the author by suing him for emotional distress afterwards. Unfortunately for everyone involved, he did not.

It was Dustin's fault; anyway, because he was the one to read the book, and he said "let's learn how to count cards."

No one would have taken him seriously if that hadn't been the evening where they had run out of beer and beer money. So they did start counting cards, just to see if they could.

Unsurprisingly, Mark was really good. Surprisingly, Eduardo was even better. Mark had a slightly better poker face though but he didn't do well with pressure. Chris was hopeless, Dustin was adequate.

It didn't take long to come up with a system: Chris became the look-out, Dustin and Mark played straight and Eduardo would win. They used Billy's pot money and some of Eduardo's cash for a trip to Vegas and then everything just went wrong.

First Dustin behaved like a Japanese Tourist on an Eiffel Tower tour, then Chris flirted with the receptionist, the bellhop, the bartender, and a security guard in the space of less than fifteen minutes, Mark started to calculate the probability of the slot machines, and Dustin bought enough booze with his fake ID to poison a small herd of elephants.

The good news was that when they finally made it to the Blackjack tables, they won twenty-thousand dollars before Chris signaled them that security was on the way.

The bad news was that after that they got so rip-roaringly drunk that they didn't count their tab (two-thousand dollars), Dustin didn't count the chips he gave to the strippers (ten-thousand, give or take), Chris' hotel stuff hook-up disappeared with some of their money (he probably thought it was his tip), and no one even noticed or cared when Mark and Eduardo slipped out to discover the attractions of Las Vegas at night.

Somehow they ended up in the Elvis wedding chapel. Somehow leaving it without experiencing a wedding first hand seemed... like missing out. It made sense at the time. Eduardo had only blurry memory of the ceremony, but even years later hearing Love Me Tender gave him flashbacks to champagne bubbling up his throat like really expensive vomit, making him feel woozy and faint.

That was Saturday.

So on Sunday, they had the hangover from hell, one hell of tab to settle with the hotel, Eduardo and Mark found a marriage certificate that declared them husband and husband, and they had about 400 dollars left. They gave it to Billy to buy pot for them all.

Eduardo was the one to keep the certificate. He wasn't sure if it was legal and he didn't dare to research it to find out but he figured that it was better to be safe than sorry.

Mark never mentioned it. Not when they founded Facebook, not when he diluted Eduardo's shares, not during the depositions. Never. So Eduardo never mentioned it either.

*

At the age of 29, Eduardo Saverin became engaged to a lovely young woman. Eduardo was not above perjury when it came to defining his possible marital status but he drew the line at potential bigamy. So he hired a lawyer, who first raised his brows and then heard the sweet sound of a potential multi-billion divorce settlement.

"No pre-nup?" he had asked, his voice rising while his expression began to resembled that of an excited puppy.

Eduardo waved him off. He didn't want money, alimony, or half of Mark's Facebook shares. He just wanted a divorce.

The lawyer's face fell. The excited little puppy turned into a big, old dog about to be castrated and then put to sleep.

But Eduardo got his divorce papers and mailed them to Mark, relieved to finally close the door on an old mistake.

Fill: Marriage is Just Another Word for Mistake (2/3) - (Anonymous), 2011-04-01 02:22 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Fill: Marriage is Just Another Word for Mistake (3/3) - (Anonymous), 2011-04-01 02:27 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Fill: Marriage is Just Another Word for Mistake (3/3) - (Anonymous), 2011-04-01 03:33 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Fill: Marriage is Just Another Word for Mistake (3/3) - (Anonymous), 2011-04-02 12:11 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Fill: Marriage is Just Another Word for Mistake (3/3) - (Anonymous), 2011-04-01 06:38 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Fill: Marriage is Just Another Word for Mistake (3/3) - (Anonymous), 2011-04-02 12:12 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Fill: Marriage is Just Another Word for Mistake (3/3) - (Anonymous), 2011-04-02 01:59 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Fill: Marriage is Just Another Word for Mistake (3/3) - (Anonymous), 2011-04-03 07:03 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Fill: Marriage is Just Another Word for Mistake (3/3) - (Anonymous), 2011-04-03 07:04 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Fill: Marriage is Just Another Word for Mistake (3/3) - (Anonymous), 2011-04-02 04:11 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Fill: Marriage is Just Another Word for Mistake (3/3) - (Anonymous), 2011-04-03 07:05 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Fill: Marriage is Just Another Word for Mistake (3/3) - (Anonymous), 2011-04-03 07:07 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Fill: Marriage is Just Another Word for Mistake (3/3) - (Anonymous), 2011-04-03 07:08 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Fill: Marriage is Just Another Word for Mistake (3/3) - (Anonymous), 2011-04-03 12:51 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Fill: Marriage is Just Another Word for Mistake (3/3) - (Anonymous), 2011-04-03 07:09 pm (UTC)(Expand)

Mark/Chris, Mark/Eduardo

(Anonymous)
Alright, so Mark was probably drunk when he announced to the gang that he was pretty sure he liked guys in addition to girls. And Chris was definitely drunk when he jokingly told Mark that he was willing to show him the ropes, so to speak.

Neither of them have alcohol as an excuse though when Mark comes to him the day wanting to take him up on the offer. Mark is just being practical, really, and Chris...well, Chris is horny. And Mark's pretty cute when you look past his Markness.

All in all it's going pretty well until Eduardo decides to stop by just to make sure none of that 'rope-showing' actually happens or anything, because EDUARDO IS NOT DOWN WITH THAT. Up to author how much Mark and Chris manage to get up to before Eduardo shows up. And whether he joins them when he does.

Basically I just want Mark sharing with the group that he likes boys but has never been with one, and opportunistic!Chris is like, O RLY? I CAN HELP YOU WITH THAT. IDEK, I just feel like we have not had enough Mark/Chris at this meme.