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♥ you are encouraged to try and write a prompt for every request you make.
♥ we are slash, femslash, het, three-and-moresomes etc. friendly. (we are even incest friendly what with some of our characters being twins and all...)
♥ no pairing bashing, OK? no need to wank over ships.
♥ long and short fics welcome. multiple responses encouraged!
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THERE WILL BE UNMARKED SPOILERS. enter at your own risk! :D


i know you guys are enjoying this meme and i appreciate that but please can you put the SUBJECT HEADER on your prompt. you would REALLY be helping me out if you could do that. it just saves time for me when i'm trying to tag everything in delicious.

AND PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE DO NOT repost prompts from parts one, two or three over here again. the delicious is around for people to find prompts they may not have already seen.

Eduardo/Mark, Tangled AU

Eduardo suck in his tower by his 'father', Mark, the man with a dream.

Eduardo/Mark Bad Guy Made Us Do It

OK guys, let's do some classic h/c prompt!
Sometime after the deposition, Mark and Eduardo were kidnapped and taken to a small bare room.

Kidnappers' not interested in financial gain. They just want to humiliate and break them. So they set up the vid cam and ask Mark to blow Eduardo. Of course Mark quips with scathing insults and flat out refuses. They shoot Eduardo's shoulder without any prompt. They leave the small room after throwing some antibiotics and bandages to terrified Mark. That's the Day 1.

On the Day 2, Kidnappers bring them some food and water. They asked Eduardo to use dildo on Mark. He said he can't. They punched Mark so many times Mark vomits on the floor. They leave.

Mark and Eduardo get the idea. They are psychologically forced to fuck each other in front of camera for next five monthes until police find them huddled together like a pair of wild animals in the corner of the small, dark room. One of kidnappers was shot to death, but the other fled the scene with any possible evidences including video.

Mark goes back to Palo Alto, and Eduardo decides to stay in NY for the time being. It seems Everything's back to normal …Until the unmarked DVD disks start to show up at their respective offices.

H/C, angst, and hot HOTTT sex (Bottom!Mark please) ensue!!

Sorry for the long specific prompt, but since it's a classic h/c trope, I want a HAPPY ENDING.

Re: Eduardo/Mark Bad Guy Made Us Do It

Ok, I love a good H/C as much as any other girl.

But is isn't classic H/C AT ALL. This is torture porn...and hurt/hurt...

You see my point?

OP here - (Anonymous), 2011-04-02 05:59 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: OP here - (Anonymous), 2011-04-02 06:02 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: OP here - (Anonymous), 2011-04-02 12:47 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: OP here - (Anonymous), 2011-04-02 03:53 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Eduardo/Mark, Bad Guy Made Us Do It *POTENTIAL TRIGGERS* - (Anonymous), 2011-04-03 01:37 am (UTC)(Expand)

Whatever Whenever Whoever...

"I'm just curious as to what's so interesting in your lap."
The choices are endless maybe Mark got an amusing/shocking text/email whatever from whoever at where ever he is or maybe he's in his dorm and Chris and Dustin are teasing him about whatever it is...

[RPF] Andrew/Jesse - Whip It au

Jesse or girl!Jesse as Bliss and Andrew as Oliver (but maybe not an asshole).

It'd be all about Jesse learning to stop feeling so afraid and to be his/her own hero. The Hurl Scouts would see something in him/her and they'd teaching him/her to be confident and ruthless. Andrew would be the beautiful actor/musician that Jesse falls for (maybe falls too hard for). I was thinking Justin Bartha as Pash, and maybe Justin Timberlake as Iron Maven, but it's really up to you.


This is such a horrible thing to want as badly as I want it, but. BUT. Post-deposition, Mark's made other enemies and one of them (FOR SOME REASON) hates him enough to want him dead. They (or a hitman? idk IDK) turns up at an investors function and tries to shoot him--I'm sort of imagining it as them using the crowd as a cover to get away--but Eduardo sees the gun and pushes Mark out of the way andandand BASICALLY I JUST REALLY WANT EDUARDO TAKING A BULLET FOR MARK.

anything surrouding this situation at all--no character death though pls & preferably with a happy ending. yeaaah

Eduardo/Mark, Maury

Eduardo and Mark wind up on Maury to work through their issues, because Dustin calls the number on the screen. Cue copious amounts of bleeping over obscenities.

Eduardo/Mark, Peter Pan AU!

Mark as a more snarkier Peter Pan
Eduardo as Wendy
Chris + Dustin as either the brothers or the lost boys
Sean as jealous Tinkerbelle
Christy as Capn' Hook


*goes hiding now*


It's all Dustin's fault, really. The idiot shouldn't have posted while being being utterly wasted that Mark's gonna die if he doesn't lose his virginity in the next 5 days. Now, everyone who has facebook knows, and being the selfless (sarcasm here) people they are, want to help him. But obviously, they forgot about a hotblooded latina who's coming back from Singapore to claim what was always meant to be his.

Re: Eduardo/Mark

Sorry, did you mean hot-blooded Brazilian or did you want to change where he's from?

Re: Eduardo/Mark - (Anonymous), 2011-04-02 02:30 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Fill - We Are (1/4) - twilight_shades, 2011-04-07 01:20 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Fill - We Are (2/4) - twilight_shades, 2011-04-07 01:22 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Fill - We Are (3/4) - twilight_shades, 2011-04-07 01:25 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Fill - We Are (4/4) - twilight_shades, 2011-04-07 01:27 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Fill - We Are (4/4) OP here!!! - (Anonymous), 2011-04-07 09:21 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Fill - We Are (4/4) - tafidadarling, 2011-04-07 10:53 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Fill - We Are (4/4) - twilight_shades, 2011-04-08 01:57 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Fill - We Are (4/4) - tafidadarling, 2011-04-10 10:39 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Fill - We Are (4/4) - (Anonymous), 2011-04-08 05:10 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Fill - We Are (4/4) - twilight_shades, 2011-04-08 04:47 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Fill - We Are (4/4) - skyearth85, 2011-04-10 09:57 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Fill - We Are (4/4) - twilight_shades, 2011-04-10 11:43 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Fill - We Are (4/4) - chiseltooth, 2011-04-14 07:37 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Fill - We Are (4/4) - twilight_shades, 2011-04-15 04:12 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Fill - We Are (4/4) - ohxshebleeds, 2011-04-17 10:57 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Fill - We Are (4/4) - twilight_shades, 2011-04-18 03:28 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Fill - We Are (4/4) - 4everslhot, 2015-07-01 09:06 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Fill - We Are (4/4) - twilight_shades, 2015-07-06 02:07 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Fill - We Are (4/4) - 4everslhot, 2015-07-10 07:19 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Fill - We Are (4/4) - twilight_shades, 2015-07-16 07:28 am (UTC)(Expand)

Andrew/Jesse or Eduardo/Mark

BUTT PLUG. Just someone sucking, licking, teasing the other while telling them to make sure they keep it in if they want to come, and keeping it up until they're a dripping, sobbing mess.

Mark/Eduardo, Highschool AU

What will happen when topstudent!Wardo meet weirdgenius! Mark in high school? Maybe they won't in good relationship at first but at last they go to Harvard together!


Mark is pretty rough in bed. It freaks Eduardo out at first, but he learns to really get off on it.

mark/eduardo, au

Today, I asked my fourth grade class to write down what their most prized possession was. 19 out of 27 kids wrote down a family member’s or friend’s name. MMT

Mark and Eduardo as kids. Go with it.

Re: mark/eduardo, au

What does MMT mean?

Re: mark/eduardo, au - (Anonymous), 2011-04-03 08:29 am (UTC)(Expand)
hooker!fic. mark meets eduardo at some PR event. eduardo is there on the arm of a very successful, very married, businessman. the businessman introduces them, and the three make small talk for a minute or two until mark excuses himself. later, they run into each other in the bathroom. mark makes a quip about the nature of eduardo's work, but instead of being offended, eduardo is amused by mark's brutal honesty. they have kind of a moment just grinning at one another at the expense of eduardo's date, until mark's phone buzzes and he has to leave.

about a week later mark's on the way back to the office from a meeting. he's made the trip to a coffee shop for some caffeine and sugar, when a dark head bent over by the window catches his attention. it's the kid from the party, eduardo. because mark is lacking in social graces, he has no compunction going over to say hello. eduardo looks unsettled but not altogether unhappy with his surprise visitor. mark notices that eduardo's reading a very large textbook. he asks, kind of bluntly, what is a hooker doing in school? eduardo laughs, surprised. he tells mark that grad school doesn't pay for itself. they sit and chat for a while more, until eduardo has to leave for class. mark offers to give him a ride, but eduardo gives him a sardonic smile and says he'll pass.

one week later, another PR event, another businessman for eduardo. this time mark catches him by the bar, hand on his forearm. he asks eduardo if he goes anywhere else besides black tie affairs. like a date, eduardo asks, peering at mark through his eyelashes. yes, mark says, like a date where the only money exchanged is between me and our waiter. eduardo looks down, smiling at his hands. say yes, mark tells him. eduardo says yes.

and, idk, they fall in love and stuff. mark learns that eduardo is ridiculously smart, had been accepted to harvard the same year as mark but chose stanford instead since they offered him a better scholarship. he learns that eduardo worked his way through undergrad, grad school, and helped support his sister after they ran away from miami. she's in school, too, a couple hours away. they don't talk to their parents ever. eduardo started on the streets and worked his way up to being on call, working through word-of-mouth among his rich clientele.

and mark never asks eduardo to quit, but eduardo starts to see less and less businessman, starts looking for other kind of employment since his sister is old enough to take care of herself now. he lands an internship on his own merit and mark is ridiculously proud. eduardo's been out of the game for months when another fancy event rolls around and mark asks him to come as his date. i don't know, eduardo says, biting his thumb. some former clients of his are sure to be in attendance. do you care, mark asks. eduardo says, i care that people will think you have to pay some trick to keep you company. mark gets kind of mad and yells, i don't give a fuck what anyone else thinks, ever, and then he grabs eduardo and kisses him and they have sex and later get married the end!

Andrew/Jesse, blowjobs

The first time Jesse ever gives a blowjob. He's never done it before (which is so hot for Andrew) and he's slow and a little nervous because he wants Andrew to feel good and keeps sucking on the head until he closes his eyes and gets really into it.

Gradually showing as Jesse gets more and more into it and he's good, but it's still his first time so he can't be a pro yet. (And of course Andrew having a hard time realizing that this is his life.)

Bonus if you somehow make a mini!fill from ~recent Jesse where he's a pro and letting Andrew fuck his mouth.

(Andrew/Jesse) practice makes perfect 1a

Andrew’s hands are always infinitely warm as they move over Jesse’s body, even when its twenty degrees outside. After such a long day of being someone else, it’s a relief to be able to slip back into his own skin, especially when Andrew always makes him feel so beautiful in it.

Andrew could go on forever about Jesse’s lips. They seem to be his worst fetish – or just Jesse’s mouth in general. They’re so perfectly round and full and wet and red, always smooth even though he’s always biting at them, and he’s always playing with them, pulling them down and rubbing them, biting them and sticking his fingers inside Jesse’s mouth, feeling the vacuum when he sucks them right to the back of his throat.

“God,” Andrew breathes hotly against Jesse’s cheek; they’re curled up together on the couch with the television flashing in the otherwise dark room; they’ve been watching Whose Line Is It, Anyway? for the past hour, though when the commercials came on, Andrew just decided to scoot closer and slip the tips of his fingers into Jesse’s mouth.

Jesse’s tounge flicks over the front of them, savoring the taste of salty sweet skin; Andrew’s nails are closely filed. He peppers his neck with little suckles and kisses, leaving tiny bruises in his wake. “I love your mouth, Jes.” His pointer finger hooks over Jesse’s teeth and he slips his middle farther in, moaning at the feeling of Jesse’s tongue curling sideways up around it. He gently pulls Jesses jaw open with one hand, peering inside and admiring it like some sort of art. Jesse’s not sure what’s so attractive about it, but he’ll admit that he loves Andrew’s little fetish, even loves it when manhandles his lips. Jesse has a nasty habit of biting on his thumb, and Andrew’s not sure he knows exactly how crazy that drives him. Hell, even just seeing Jesse sucking on a straw or licking his fingers after eating a bag of chips will drive him insane. And when he sucks on his fingers – oh lawd.

Maybe this amplified fetish comes from the fact that he’s never gotten a blowjob from the guy, but he’s not going to ask that of him. Jesse’s still working out this bizarre attraction to another man – he’s never done anything gay before – and Andrew won’t push him to do anything he doesn’t want to do. (Although they’ve had sex, plenty of times in plenty of places). But that doesn’t stop him from fantasizing about it, smearing his own cum over Jesse’s baby face like obscene lipgloss.

The show comes back on but neither of them are paying attention to it anymore. Jesse lets Andrew explore his mouth; poking, prodding with his tongue and curling it around Jesse’s. He slips his hands under the thin, flannel pajamas and lets his palm graze over his ribs. “Christ…” Andrew hears him mutter as he goes to suckle at his neck and chuckles, administering a hard bite, even though he’s already terribly hard.

He reaches between them, for the button of Jesse’s jeans, but he’s stopped when Jesse suddenly grabs his wrist. “Drew?” He sounds a little nervous.

“Yeah, Jesse?”

“I-I want to do something for you.”

Andrew doesn’t understand, and he looks at Jesse in question.

“I, uh- but I’ve, I’ve never… I’ve never, well, you know, been with a guy, but, would you – teach me, to…” he just doesn’t want to say the word and he’s getting all mixed up as he tries to express himself, but Andrew gently places two fingers to his lips; Jesse’s tongue darts out to lick, as a reflex, probably doesn’t even realize he does it. Andrew makes a noise in the back of his throat; he seems like a natural.

“Jesse, I don’t want to push anything-“

Re: (Andrew/Jesse) practice makes perfect 1b - (Anonymous), 2011-04-02 08:28 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: (Andrew/Jesse) practice makes perfect 1b - (Anonymous), 2011-04-02 09:01 pm (UTC)(Expand)
OP - (Anonymous), 2011-04-02 09:27 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: (Andrew/Jesse) practice makes perfect 1c - (Anonymous), 2011-04-03 02:18 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: (Andrew/Jesse) practice makes perfect 1c - (Anonymous), 2011-04-03 02:29 am (UTC)(Expand)
OP AGAIN - (Anonymous), 2011-04-03 03:19 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: (Andrew/Jesse) practice makes perfect 1c - (Anonymous), 2011-04-03 03:08 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: (Andrew/Jesse) practice makes perfect 1c - (Anonymous), 2011-04-18 01:39 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: (Andrew/Jesse) practice makes perfect 1c - (Anonymous), 2011-04-22 04:26 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: (Andrew/Jesse) practice makes perfect 1c - (Anonymous), 2011-04-24 07:28 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: (Andrew/Jesse) practice makes perfect 1c - (Anonymous), 2011-05-15 12:35 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Andrew/Jesse, blowjobs - scornandritz, 2011-07-24 11:01 pm (UTC)(Expand)

Eduardo/Mark, shaving

One of them shaving the other. No electric razor, that would be cheating, but the works: water, soap, foam, sharp, sharp razor. Careful, tenderness, vulnerability, trustingly bared throat,...

Don't care how you make it happen of if you explain the lead-up at all, though this would work nicely with h/c. And while I'd prefer Eduardo as the shavee and Mark the shaver either way is fine.

Come on, anons, I need this, don't let me down!


This is Andrew/Jesse, not Mark/Eduardo, but in case you're interested it's from another prompt.


Hope someone fills this for you! I would because I love this kink, but I'm just too busy.

Re: NOT A FILL - (Anonymous), 2011-04-09 12:18 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: NOT A FILL - tafidadarling, 2011-04-09 06:44 pm (UTC)(Expand)