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i know you guys are enjoying this meme and i appreciate that but please can you put the SUBJECT HEADER on your prompt. you would REALLY be helping me out if you could do that. it just saves time for me when i'm trying to tag everything in delicious.

AND PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE DO NOT repost prompts from parts one, two or three over here again. the delicious is around for people to find prompts they may not have already seen.


"That awkward moment when ur friends call ur crush name then hide & you are left there standing like an idiot, making them think it was you"
...Dustin and Chris yell 'Eduardo' and hide and Mark gives Eduardo an awkward wave.
First time speaking kind of thing...

Re: Fill: Five Moments (1/2)

The first time Mark meets Eduardo he is really drunk. He’s so much to drink that he’s struggling to hold it together, something that in itself is rather unusual for him. Eduardo is an econ major. He’s tall with dark hair and tanned skin and deep brown eyes. Mark is short and stocky with stupid curls and he keeps stumbling over his words and generally feeling like a complete idiot. Strangely enough Eduardo doesn’t seem to mind, or maybe he just makes a point out of being all bright smiles and a personality that captivates the entire room all of the time. Although it is possible it’s just Mark who feels that way. He can’t really speak for whoever else is there because all he can see is Eduardo.


The second time Mark meet Eduardo, he doesn’t really meet him. He’s walking across campus with Chris and Dustin when he sees him. He doesn’t notice he’s stopped moving until Chris and Dustin stops a few steps ahead of him to see why he’s not following anymore. Chris snickers and Mark is just about to give them both his death glare when Dustin suddenly is shouting at the top of his lungs. “Hey, Eduardo!” And before Mark has the time to even register what’s happened, Chris and Dustin are gone and the other boy is looking at him quizzically. Mark shuffles his feet and lifts his hand to wave hesitantly. The boy’s mouth twitches, like he’s about to laugh or smile really big, and Mark can feel himself blushing hotly. He opens his mouth, closes it again and then he walks in the opposite direction.


The next time Mark is in the library by an off chance and Eduardo is the one to approach him. He smiles and shakes Marks hand and generally acts in a socially acceptable way. So Mark does the only think he seems to be capable of doing around Eduardo and blushes and shuffles his feet and generally acts as someone who should be locked away. Nevertheless, when he leaves he’s exchanged numbers with Eduardo and he’s under the impression that he’ll be coming around later in the evening.

As it turns out, he does and he brings beer and gets along splendidly with Chris and Dustin, who keeps smirking at Mark and in Dustins case waggling his eyebrows, and Mark is surprised both at how much he is enjoying himself and at how articulate he manages to be. Wardo ends up crashing in Marks room and Dustin guffaws loudly when he finds them piled on top of each other, still fully clothed and on top of the covers, the next morning.


Re: Fill: Five Moments (2/2) - (Anonymous), 2011-04-13 06:06 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Fill: Five Moments (2/2) - xbriyeon, 2011-04-13 07:30 pm (UTC)(Expand)


After the shares dilution (or depositions), Mark suffers from a severe case of depression (His best friend *and love of his life :P* is gone, and things between him and Chris/Dustin are tense so things are pretty shitty). However, Mark is also stubborn and doesn't like it when people hover (except Eduardo)

I just want to read fic about Mark being sad/miserable and depressed while everyone is unaware because they think Mark is an asshole. maybe mark apologizes to eduardo, idk. i just want mark/eduardo to end up together, and OT4 friendship.

On another note, does anyone have the link to this interview?



Re: Mark/Eduardo

Re: Mark/Eduardo - (Anonymous), 2011-04-03 03:04 am (UTC)(Expand)


PLEASE. *sobs

FILL: We'll Always Have Melbourne (1a/?)

Okay, I took a stab at this... It's Dustin/Chris, in the role of Leckie/Stella. There will be spoilers for Part 3 of The Pacific.


Melbourne was a fucking paradise compared to Guadalcanal. The air was sweet and fresh, and didn’t smell like rotting corpses and shit. The people – except for the fucking MP – were friendly and didn’t try to shoot their brains out. And the women, holy fuck, the beautiful and horny women; they were all so desperate for attention that their panties practically dropped as soon as the navy ship pulled into the dock.

Pfc. Dustin Moskovitz couldn’t remember the last time he felt so happy.

He and his buddies, Pfc. Mark Zuckerberg and Cpl. Eduardo Saverin, sat on the curb and ate their ice cream. Moskovitz personally had two cones – one vanilla and one chocolate – and alternated licking each one; occasionally, he even licked both at the same time. It was the best thing he had ever tasted in his life.

They sat in comfortable silence and watched their comrades laughing and fooling around with the Australians, like there weren’t two wars going on. But Moskovitz tried not to think about that or Guadalcanal. He just wanted to enjoy his life for now.

When they finished their ice cream, Moskovitz and his buddies headed into the pub and drank themselves silly. It was nighttime when they left, and Moskovitz couldn’t count the number of fingers on his hand. He walked ahead of Zuckerberg and Saverin, humming a tune that his ma used to sing him.

“Dustin,” Saverin called out. His arm was around Zuckerberg’s waist to keep Zuckerberg standing upright. “You’re going the wrong way.”

“Aw, c’mon, Wardo,” Moskovitz whined, his words slurred with alcohol, “the night is still young!”

“We’re already AWOL being out here,” Saverin’s voice was low and serious. “We need to go back, and Mark is drunk off his ass.”

“I told you he was a lightweight. It was fun watching him hit on that one broad though, right? What was her name again?”


If Moskovitz was sober, he might have caught the bitterness in Saverin’s tone. He backtracked and rubbed Zuckerberg on the back, and Zuckerberg groaned and swapped his hand away.

“Oh, it’s all right, buddy. We’ll get you home,” he said.

Saverin turned and led the way to the stadium. Moskovitz followed, humming his song, with his hands tucked in his pockets. The night air felt good on his face. He closed his eyes and just took a moment to feel everything that was around him. The humidity, the smell of barbecue somewhere, and the taste of beer in his mouth overwhelmed his senses. He broke into a wide grin and took a deep breath.

A bell snapped him out of his zen. He looked and saw a tram pulling up to its stop. The tram wasn’t fascinating; what was fascinating was that there was a young man, probably around their age, walking toward then climbing aboard the tram.

Most – if not all of – the Australian men had enlisted, so Moskovitz naturally thought it was a marine going AWOL. He didn’t blame the poor fucker for chickening out, but he had his military duty to upkeep.

“Hey,” he called out as he ran toward the tram. “Hey! Stop!”

“Dustin, what the fuck!” Saverin yelled. “Oh, shit, what is he doing now…”

Moskovitz hopped on the tram just as it began to pull away. In a tram full of the elderly, MPs, and women, it was not hard to spot out the young man in question. He paced over, gripping whatever he could to steady as the tram moved.

“Dustin!” It was Saverin, who had managed to get on board with Zuckerberg in tow. “What’re you doing?”

Moskovitz stopped in front of the young man. The man was blond with handsome features and dressed in collared shirt and slacks. He met Moskovitz’s eyes without any trepidation, and Moskovitz instantly took a liking to him. But he was here on official business.

FILL: We'll Always Have Melbourne (1b/?) - (Anonymous), 2011-04-03 09:21 am (UTC)(Expand)
FILL: We'll Always Have Melbourne (2a/?) - (Anonymous), 2011-04-03 11:53 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL: We'll Always Have Melbourne (2b/?) - (Anonymous), 2011-04-03 11:54 am (UTC)(Expand)
FILL: We'll Always Have Melbourne (3a/?) - (Anonymous), 2011-04-03 02:17 pm (UTC)(Expand)
FILL: We'll Always Have Melbourne (3b/?) - (Anonymous), 2011-04-03 02:18 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL: We'll Always Have Melbourne (3b/?) - (Anonymous), 2011-04-03 02:57 pm (UTC)(Expand)
FILL: We'll Always Have Melbourne (4a/?) - (Anonymous), 2011-04-09 06:11 am (UTC)(Expand)
FILL: We'll Always Have Melbourne (4B/?) - (Anonymous), 2011-04-09 06:11 am (UTC)(Expand)
FILL: We'll Always Have Melbourne (4C/?) - (Anonymous), 2011-04-09 06:12 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL: We'll Always Have Melbourne (4C/?) - (Anonymous), 2011-04-10 03:48 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL: We'll Always Have Melbourne (4C/?) - (Anonymous), 2011-06-16 03:36 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: [GEN] OR ANY PAIRING YOU WANT - (Anonymous), 2011-04-26 05:24 am (UTC)(Expand)

Jesse/Andrew AU in which Andrew is still Spiderman

So everyone knows this article (http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/53872310.html), yes? Let's say that Jesse is on costume crew and in charge of figuring out a way to handle Andrew's godpeen. And that leads to Jesse worshipping the godpeen.

Eduardo/Mark Warning: slight dubcon

Eduardo is an incubus but fights his heritage and instead of feeding off sex he finds other ways to supplement his diet, or only feeds on the willing and doesn't feed often. Mark's always been different in that whenever Eduardo was around him he needed to feed less and could 'feed' off Mark just by contact but has always been aware of rather strong need to feed off of Mark in the more traditional way.

At some point (during thhe deposition/dilution/break up) he loses control (unwillingly or willingly) and ends up just pushing Mark down on a flat surface and taking him or Eduardo just ends up locking the two of them in a room and not letting Mark out until he's well fed. Rough and messy sex and all that good stuff.

It can start as slight dubcon but definitely not noncon please. Happy ending also please.

Eduardo/Mark Warning: slight dubcon OP

I'd also be totally up for it being Andrew/Jesse.


I want a fic where Eduardo right after the law suit goes to Singapore and builds an awesome fantabulous life for himself; he's moved on to a large degree but Mark will always be his biggest regret. Enter Mark who for some mysterious reason wants to get to know Eduardo again; the only problem is, he will do everything but ask for forgiveness. And Eduardo is too awesome to let him in to his life without at least a "sorry" (repeat after me; Eduardo is awesome and filled with self-respect).

Your task, if you choose to accept it, is to write a fic where even in this scenario they end up together at the end, at an airport, kissing and in love.


They’re in a plane together by accident. It crashes on a desert Island. It’s sad and funny and heartbreaking. Eduardo ignores Mark in the start because he gets so mad. They live there a few months, become partners, friends and then, fall in love. Then they get rescued.

[GEN] or Chris/Dustin

Okay. Dustin's first description on the headboard on FB was "no longer expendable programmer and paid assassin". And PAID ASSASSIN.

Of course, Mark meant it as a joke when he put that there, but if he only knew.

so, this can be crack, if anon wants it to, but I'd really love a bit of Chris/Dustin on the side.. maybe with mentions of Eduardo/Mark? Pretty please? *Bambi eyes*


"In the vivid and intense haze of Wardo-induced pleasure, Mark couldn't remember either his name or the time he used be a heterosexual."

-some time right after their relationship is fixed.
-bottom Mark.
-multiple orgasm and come-without-touching.
**clingy, erotically-codependent, possessive MarkandWardo preferred.

RPF Andrew/girl!Jesse

Andrew goes down on Jesse!

[GEN] Eduardo+Mark, Reconciliation without the romance

I'd like to see a fic where Mark and Eduardo get over their estrangement without the 'also, I'm in love with you're factor. General or subtexty is fine.

[RPF] Andrew/Jesse AU

our boys/Martin Mystery fusion? I mean, I'd love to see Andrew as Martin I'm going to catch this monster, hee! and Jesse as Diana (or something, I'd prefer for Andrew and Jesse not to be related in any way) the geeky Andrew, why are you so ridiculous? WE CAN DIE.

Anon has some obscure fandoms...

Eduardo/Mark, forced!Marriage

Okay, we have fics in which the two of them are getting married. There's even one where they do the drunken Marriage in Las Vegas (That fic is awesome, btw).

Now, things are a little different, can be AU. In order to maintain full power over FB (which he has to, if not, FB will be history for whatever reason), Mark is forced to marry Eduardo, whom his father (the dick) has forced to say yes, like this, the Saverin family can keep their shares of FB.

Neither of them are too happy. Before the actual marriage, they have a few months to "get to know each other", in which Mark tries everything in his willpower to cancel the whole mess. In these months, since they have the same goal (not to marry), they can get over the "I hate you, please die" phase and actually start really liking each other. In fact, they even start develop feelings they don't want admit they exist.

In the end, there is a big clash, lots of angst, denial!sex, and a happy ending.

[GEN] MZ meets Bruce Wayne

What the title says. Them meeting, and them being the awesome bastards they are. Of course, it takes only like a minute to Mark to deduce that B.W. is really Batman. Awkwardness ensues.

Eduardo/Mark, stalking

Every tuesday, when Mark is in his fencing class, Eduardo disappears without a trace. Chris and Dustin decide to investigate. What they find is almost creepy, if it weren't so obviously funny; Eduardo stalks Mark while he's in fencing class.

Of course he denies it. He's stalking a Girl in this class. But that can't be true, because said girl is neither asian nor is she Mark. Eduardo still denies. And of course, Mark knew all along