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PLEASE READ THE FOLLOWING;

i know you guys are enjoying this meme and i appreciate that but please can you put the SUBJECT HEADER on your prompt. you would REALLY be helping me out if you could do that. it just saves time for me when i'm trying to tag everything in delicious.

AND PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE DO NOT repost prompts from parts one, two or three over here again. the delicious is around for people to find prompts they may not have already seen.
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Eduardo/Mark

By some bizarre coincidence, Mark and Eduardo both end up at a WallMart/Target/choose-your-own-adventure right before closing time. They have such a huge argument that they don't notice to store closing around them--and then they're locked in all night. YOU TAKE IT FROM THERE. :)

stay alive for the night. [1/?]

I think I'll take this. Though I've never wrote for a prompt before, so im sorry if it sucks really bad ;____;

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Indiviual size toothpase. Indiviual size mouthwash. Microwave dinners for one. Bud Light six-packs. That's all he bought. Every item screamed lonliness. Shut-in. Basement dweller. But somehow Mark saw no shame in these items. And he apathetically apporached the self check-out, a less-than-thrilled Eduardo trailing behind him, walking slowly with stiff legs, like an 8 year old boy shopping with his mother, which was not far off from the mood here. The fluorescent lighting shining down on the two shoppers, hardly an employee in sight, they made their way to the check-out. Eduardo solemnly and sarcastically wondered if they were the last humans on earth, acting as if they were stil part of society to keep from going insane. Which was certainly how he felt at that moment.

Mark set his collection of lonely-boy items on the checkout, the soothingly robotic voice leading him alone every step of the way. Yet, Eduardo noticed, this mathematical genius somehow couldn't comprehend how to use this machine. He kept having to scan his body wash again, and again. "Please scan again. Please scan again." Mark muttered something under his breath, his arm flying over the scanner in anger. Eduardo tried to drown it out. He rubbed his temples. He hummed to himself. He couldn't take it anymore.

"Mark, just let me do it," he practically shouted. He briskly took his single-size toothpaste and ran it over the scanner, smiling to himself as it made a satisfied beep.

"Idiot. It scanned it twice." Mark fumbled with the buttons on the foreign machine. "I'm not paying for it twice."

"It's an extra two bucks. Is it really that big of a deal?"

"For your information, it is," Mark said in his usual monotone voice. "I'm on a very strict budget."

"I just wanna get the fuck out of here!"

"Calm d-"

And then the lights cut out. Row by row, the celing lined with buzzing lights cooled like a sunset. Mark just watched as the lights above their heads turned to black.

Eduardo sprinted to the door, the whole time murmuring "Please God no, please God no, no, no" until he tried pulling the door open with an unsuccessful -clink- of the lock.

No. Fuck no.

"I guess we're staying here for the night," Mark mused. He packed up his items in a crinkly plastic bag, and set it aside the machine.

"How are you being so calm about this?" Eduardo ran his fingers through his hair, his mind racing for a way out of this damn store. Maybe there was someone they could call. Maybe there was a window cracked open just enough.

"Chill out, Wardo." Mark leaned against the dreaded machine. Emotionless, as usual, just fiddling with some change in his pocket. "This store opens again at 7. Sleeping in a megastore won't kill you."

Eduardo sighed, gripping a handful of his own hair. He figured Mark was right, but he also knew tonight wasn't going to be a normal night.


stay alive for the night. [2/?] - tearsxdrown, 2011-03-19 05:58 am (UTC)(Expand)
stay alive for the night. [3/3] - tearsxdrown, 2011-03-19 06:44 am (UTC)(Expand)

[Gen?][Crossover] West Wing jollities

(Anonymous)
I just want Josh Lyman and Mark to have a (long-running?) squabble over something. Possibly with bonus!Donna and Eduardo, standing well back and swapping horror stories.

Eduardo/Mark

(Anonymous)
Future!fic, established relationship. Perfectly put together, good little househusband and arm candy Wardo is always ready to please his man, breadwinner Mark. He cooks, he cleans, he sucks (..cock) and gets fucked. Basically, I want Wardo filling all the stereotypically female roles of a relationship, in public and in private, and them both being quite happy with this arrangement.

re: the fucking, barebacking as their norm would be appreciated

Mark/Wardo -- stockings kink

(Anonymous)
This is the least kinky meme EVAH! I suggest we remedy this by having Wardo like to wear stockings which Mark, in turn likes to rip.
And then obvs there is a lot of fucking.

Eduardo/Cameron/Divya/Mark/Tyler

(Anonymous)
because a kink meme is not complete if it doesn't have a gangbang story in it and tbqh tsn_kinkmeme is like the fluffiest kink meme ever >=P)

No more good guy Eduardo, no more gentleman of harvard cameron. They keep Mark overnight and pass him around till he beg them to stop then beg them not to stop because he wants to come so really bad. I want him spitroasted and DP'd till he comes dry. I want it the dirtiest it can be dear nonnies.

They aren't afraid of repercussions because the publicity will kill facebook and they know mark doesn't want that.

I'm so going to hell.

A Lesson In Communication

(Anonymous)
Ummm, working hard on this, I swear.

For the TSN Summer-A-Thon! Go Team Pride! <3

So this had became less of hate!sex and more of...not hate!sex? Sorry OP. D:

***

Mark didn’t know what was happening.

Well, that was a lie. He knew what was happening. It was a little difficult not to notice how the Winklevii, wearing only their boxers, were holding him down on the bed. Mark knew what he did to deserve this too, but he wasn’t complaining. It wasn’t a common occurrence to have the twins flanked on both sides of him; all their warm, strong hands keeping him in place and at their mercy.

Again, he wasn’t going to complain.

When Mark squirmed slightly in an attempt to scratch an itch on his lower back, Cameron and Tyler tightened their grips on his shoulders, pressing him down more firmly into the mattress.

“Don’t even think about going anywhere,” Tyler leered, giving Mark another look-over from head to toe, his eyes lingering over Mark’s crotch.

Mark scoffed because he knew this without Tyler telling him, thank you; Mark wasn’t stupid enough to think that he could break free from these two, who were more like moving mountains than men. Mark glared at Tyler because he could, and he wanted to show Tyler that he wasn’t just their tiny, helpless toy. (Except he kind of was, but he definitely wasn’t helpless. Nor was he a toy.)

Mark had to give Cameron some credit because he looked somewhat apologetic at least, but Mark glared at Cameron too for good measure.

Mark jerked up in surprise when Tyler slid a hand down his thigh to palm Mark through his pants, but the twins had his entire upper body pinned down, so the only movement Mark could manage was a helpless twitch of his hip.

Tyler started rubbing him and fuck, Mark really wanted to grind against Tyler’s hand, but he didn’t want to give Tyler the satisfaction just yet. Mark clenched his teeth and tried to keep his hip still, pressing himself more firmly into the bed to resist the coiling hot urge that called for more friction. His shoulders burned under the twin’s hands, and he became even more conscious of how small he was compared to Cameron and Tyler. Fuck, their entire hand could cover his whole shoulder blade, and Mark sworn that if Tyler wanted, he could held Mark’s entire hip down with his palm.

Mark swallowed because the thought of being so tiny, of being handled, of being controlled was kind of turning him on. Only a little.

Fine, a lot. But Mark wasn’t going to rubbed himself pathetically against Tyler’s hand. Even though he wanted to so badly.

Tyler must have noticed the effect he had on Mark because this fucking smirk broke on his face, and he began to unbutton Mark’s pants, and fuck, Mark was getting hard just from this alone. Lower. Lower. Lower. Please.
Mark was tempted to screwed his pride and just hump Tyler’s hand with abandon.

“Oh, we’re going to have fun with you, aren’t we,” Tyler chuckled.

Mark was turned on, but he wondered if he should be worried. Sure, there would be orgasms involved, but the fact was, these guys were fucking huge and they were teaming up against Mark. They could do whatever they want to his body and he wouldn’t be able to stop them.

Although Mark wasn’t opposed to the idea. Or the execution. Especially the execution.

“We’ll take good care of you,” Cameron added, but Mark didn’t know if he meant it because Cameron seemed more interested in watching Tyler’s hand starting to unzip his pants. Cameron had priorities.

It was a little difficult to breathe because Mark could feel the zipper rubbing against his erection, and it was really hard to stop his hip from thrusting upward.

A Lesson In Communication (2/?) - (Anonymous), 2011-08-08 03:20 pm (UTC)(Expand)
A Lesson In Communication (3/?) - (Anonymous), 2011-08-08 03:25 pm (UTC)(Expand)
A Lesson In Communication (4/?) - (Anonymous), 2011-08-08 03:30 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: A Lesson In Communication (4/?) - (Anonymous), 2011-08-08 05:21 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: A Lesson In Communication (4/?) - (Anonymous), 2011-08-08 05:39 pm (UTC)(Expand)
A Lesson In Communication (5/?) - (Anonymous), 2011-08-09 02:34 am (UTC)(Expand)
A Lesson In Communication (5.5/?) - (Anonymous), 2011-08-09 04:31 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: A Lesson In Communication (5.5/?) - (Anonymous), 2011-08-09 08:37 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: A Lesson In Communication (5.5/?) - (Anonymous), 2011-08-13 11:46 pm (UTC)(Expand)

Eduardo/Mark, Mark/Others. BDSM club scene

(Anonymous)
Eduardo is a nice guy okay. He likes to share with his friends.
He puts Mark on his lap and penetrates him then shares his mouth with the other doms.

Bonus point: I'd like some dub con where even though Mark enjoys being dominated, he's not so sure about being shared. Manipulative!Wardo. Because being the good guy all the time must be tiring ;)

Eduardo/Mark Dating Site

(Anonymous)
Post-settlement. Mark and Eduardo are both lonely and end up posting on a dating website. Somehow they find each other.

Mark/Eduardo - quiz

Facebook offers a new quiz - something along the lines of: "Which prominent person is your perfect date?". The one and only answer Eduardo gets (no matter which answers he choose) is "Your perfect date is Mark Zuckerberg".
Strangely nobody else who takes this quiz gets this answer...

Edited at 2011-03-18 03:04 pm (UTC)

Re: Mark/Eduardo - quiz

(Anonymous)
Love this.

Re: Mark/Eduardo - quiz FILL 2/2 - (Anonymous), 2011-04-06 11:49 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Mark/Eduardo - quiz FILL 2/2 - (Anonymous), 2011-04-06 09:29 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Mark/Eduardo - quiz FILL 1/2 - (Anonymous), 2011-04-06 11:46 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Mark/Eduardo - quiz FILL 1/2 - (Anonymous), 2011-04-07 08:12 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Mark/Eduardo - quiz FILL 1/2 - rei17, 2011-04-07 08:09 pm (UTC)(Expand)

mark/eduardo, dustin/chris or gen, curse!workers au

(Anonymous)
I need this like air. Sorry if the prompt is too detailed, I just want this AU.

So, basically, they're all going to Harvard. Eduardo comes from family of workers, but he's not a worker (obvious angst, because, WELL, his father, proud something worker (preferably not luck), thinks he's useless), Mark is a worker (death? emotion? I think Mark!emotion!worker is pretty ironic *evil grin*) but it takes forever for him to tell that to Eduardo. They can have a fight about this or whatever, it's author's call :)

Bonus points if Dustin is a luck!worker.
Bonus points also if Facebook is some kind of a site that connects workers around the world.

I blame Jesse Eisenberg and his voice and him recording an audiobook and the fact that I spent too much time thinking about this.

Eduardo/Mark

(Anonymous)
"Let's rearrange,
I wish you were a stranger I could disengage
Just say that we agree and then never change
Soften a bit until we all just get along

... and suddenly I become a part of your past
I'm becoming the part that don't last
I'm losing you and it's effortless."


Over My Head (Cable Car) - The Fray
} http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3leytjSs0SU

Erica/Marilyn

(Anonymous)
They meet at "Victoria's Secret" ...
We need more femslash. Seriously!

FILL: cause what i'm feeling for her what she's feeling for me (1a/?)

(Anonymous)
i originally was going to have this end after this part, but then i felt like that was a cop-out because this part really just seems more like pre-femslash, so yeah, expect another part of this within the next two days. also i hate comment limits so much.

Marilyn never really believed in chance, she thought that everything happened for a reason. She did however, believe in fate and looking back on it, while it may not have been chance that sent her on a trip to Victoria’s Secret the day she met the woman currently curled up against her side, it certainly had to be fate.

It’s the day before the depositions for both of Mark Zuckerberg’s lawsuits starts and her boss had told her that it was an important case, which she had known already, because it was Mark Zuckerberg, one of the four co-founders of Facebook, there was no way in the universe that the case wouldn’t be at least reasonably important. She has tradition when it comes to important events though, and that’s getting new sets of underwear for them. It started when she had her first kiss while wearing a brand new bra and panties, her mind just associated important things with new undergarments. She knows it’s weird, but the weirdness never really stops her.

The fact that she needs to get new undergarments is why she finds herself currently looking through various bits of underwear before finding a bra and panties that match. They’re black and while some people might equate that with being less than virtuous, Marilyn just thinks that it’s appropriate for a lawyer, not too innocent but not too promiscuous. She turns around, not paying attention to where she’s going and without warning bumps into what feels like another woman, sending them both to the floor in a heap.

For a moment she sits on the floor, trying to regain her bearings after the tumble. She opens her mouth to apologize only to have the person she ran into beat her to the punch. “I’m so sorry about that, normally I pay more attention when I’m walking around shopping, but I’m running late and just slammed right into you.” Her hand moves to pick up Marilyn’s bra at the same time as Marilyn’s own and they meet, fingers brushing slightly.

Marilyn looks up, finally and realizes that out of all the people she could have run into, this was the one person she probably shouldn’t run into. She remembers when Erica was mentioned to her as a person who was going to make the job of jury selection nigh impossible if she painted Mark in an unflattering light when it came to talking about him. She’s yet to actually hear what she’s said regarding Mark, though, and a tiny part of her hopes that it wasn’t too bad, but she knows that’s probably something she should try to have hopes about. She’s distracted by how Erica looks up close, there’s something different about seeing a person in person that a photo never seems to do justice to and in an effort to clear her head, she shakes it slightly.

Eduardo/Mark or [RPF] Andrew/Jesse

(Anonymous)
Bellybuttons. Something. Anything. I DON'T EVEN KNOW.

FILL (1/4?)

(Anonymous)
[note: I hope this is okay. It's my first foray into TSN RPF and my first foray into any kind of fic in years. Also, the lyrics/inspiration for this whole thing are from Hellogoodbye's "Oh, It Is Love." Also this hasn't been beta'd so i apologize for any minor typos. I hope you enjoy it!] [disclaimer: this is fiction and not related to the real people mentioned.]

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Oh, it is love,
from the first time I set my eyes upon yours,
thinking, "Oh, is it love?"


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Deer caught in the headlights.
Those were the first thoughts to cross Jesse’s mind when he set his eyes on this –this—‘man’ did not even seem like an appropriate term.

He was all big, brown eyes and spindly limbs and spindly fingers and a finely coiffed cloud of hair and a boyish face and grin so wide it should be criminal.

A deer caught in the headlights, indeed.

The second thoughts to cross his mind, as his eyes traced this deer-boy-man’s chiseled jaw line and collarbone and the ends of his red flannel shirt that hit just above his hip bones and his black skinny jeans that stopped just before the ends of the flannel shirt, were hardly appropriate to be thought and even less so to be spoken aloud during a first meeting.

Damn, Jesse thought. Or thought he thought.

“Pardon?” The deer was British. “Did you say something?”

Jesse felt a slow flush of heat growing up his neck and his face and other places that he didn’t know he could blush.

“Oh, um,” he stammered, clearing his throat. “No. Hi. I’m Jesse.” He stuck his hand out awkwardly. The deer-man ignored it and went in for a hug, also ignoring Jesse’s half-hearted murmurings of “I’m really not much of a hugger...wow, um... okay, nice to meet you…”

The deer-man introduced himself as Andrew, apologizing for his forwardness and explaining that he was excited and that he thought the film would be ‘brilliant’ and that Fincher is ‘a brilliant director’ and ‘I’ve seen some of your work, it’s really brilliant!”

“Brilliant, thank you,” said Jesse, not unkindly or in a mocking way; this man’s language was just as infectious as his energy. 5 minutes into knowing him, and it was already starting to rub off on Jesse.

Jesse found himself pondering other things this deer-like, flannel-wearing British man named Andrew could rub on him.

FILL (2/4?) - (Anonymous), 2011-03-20 04:48 am (UTC)(Expand)
FILL (3/4?) - (Anonymous), 2011-03-20 05:02 am (UTC)(Expand)
FILL (4/4) - (Anonymous), 2011-03-20 05:08 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL (4/4) - leladancer18, 2011-03-20 09:13 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL (4/4) - tafidadarling, 2011-03-20 12:25 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL (4/4) - (Anonymous), 2011-03-20 05:20 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL (4/4) - tafidadarling, 2011-03-20 06:57 pm (UTC)(Expand)
OP!! - (Anonymous), 2011-03-21 02:15 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: OP!! - (Anonymous), 2011-03-21 03:35 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL (4/4) - annathehptwerdf, 2011-03-21 03:43 am (UTC)(Expand)

Eduardo/Mark

(Anonymous)
Flipped universe. So Eduardo was the one who came up with the idea of facebook and employed (his maybe boyfriend?) Mark to code it all for him before someone how screwing him out of the company. If they are together, bonus points for Eduardo telling Mark about his idea during sex.

I would quite like a happy ending though so if you could fit in a reconciliation that would be awesome!

Eduardo/Mark, SGA AU

(Anonymous)
give me eduardo and mark and chris and dustin on ATLANTIS.

omg i've been rewatching this show and i want it so much. UGH I WOULD DIE FOREVER IF THIS HAPPENS.

i don't even care how you do it. someone?

Eduardo/Mark

(Anonymous)
I want one of them to lose their voice.

I don't mind for whatever reason. Either way works; if Mark loses it, I kind of want it to be a reason for Eduardo to come home and smooth everything out because obviously Mark would use this as an excuse to be even more difficult.

On the other hand (and the one I'm more partial to) is Eduardo losing his voice and coming home to Palo Alto and Mark showing everyone that he still knows Eduardo best and that he noticed everything even if it seemed like he didn't - so he knows exactly what Eduardo would or wouldn't want to say about something.