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IMPORTANT: please DO NOT post prompts about any non-public people as part of a prompt. for example: randi zuckerberg is fine as she is a public figure both on the internet and on facebook itself. priscilla chan is NOT as she is not a public figure.

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♥ one pairing/prompt per comment please.
♥ you are encouraged to try and write a prompt for every request you make.
♥ we are slash, femslash, het, three-and-moresomes etc. friendly. (we are even incest friendly what with some of our characters being twins and all...)
♥ no pairing bashing, OK? no need to wank over ships.
♥ long and short fics welcome. multiple responses encouraged!
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have fun!

THERE WILL BE UNMARKED SPOILERS. enter at your own risk! :D


i know you guys are enjoying this meme and i appreciate that but please can you put the SUBJECT HEADER on your prompt. you would REALLY be helping me out if you could do that. it just saves time for me when i'm trying to tag everything in delicious.

AND PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE DO NOT repost prompts from parts one, two or three over here again. the delicious is around for people to find prompts they may not have already seen.

Eduardo/Mark, Sometimes, I almost wish I never had met you


Marks confession to Eduardo. I read this today and thought; "man, that's a perfect prescription for them"

It's an awesome letter. really, go read it and get inspired ;D


So, read Mark's Wiki page: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_Zuckerberg
Done? Great. Now, why isn't anybody writing severeal stories about the info in there? Like:

- Mark recites classical Greek poems to Wardo;
- Mark teaches fencing to Wardo, or maybe Wardo watches him fence and is really turned on;
- I don't know if I read it right, but Mark has color blindness? Could anybody make some crack! out of that?

Just do whatever you want with the info in there. But please, people, let's use Wiki for a good cause (writing gay fic) instead of only using it to do homwwork and stuff. *-*

Eduardo/Mark How the corridor scene should have gone

All events of the movie up until that point happen as they do, but when they go to "talk" in the corridor, one of them initiates a hug.
And none of them want to let go again. Ever.
(Which screams "Never let me go" and I do appreciate the subtle irony)
Mark is just so happy that Wardo is finally there and frankly Sean has been getting on his nerves a whole lot, with those annoying girls and the parties and everything and he felt like Wardo would never come out to California.
Wardo just missed Mark, the internship went badly, the investor-finding was fruitless and he is so glad to finally be reunited with Mark.
Can lead to making-out and sexy times of epic proportions.

TLDR; instead of threating Wardo with "being left behind", there is a hug, because they realize how much the other means to them.
Cue happiness.

Re: Eduardo/Mark How the corridor scene should have gone

Well, I wrote a tender moment like this? I mean it wasn't a hug, but they were standing really close and their hands were holding each other's faces...It didn't go into details of what you wanted, but instead implied them.

I previously posted it on part 2 of the kinkmeme, but I'm in the process of revising it. If you're interested, I'll post a link when I have it up?

[Crossover] Eduardo/Mark [House]

Eduardo collapses one day and none of the doctors have any idea what's wrong. Of course Mark is not just going to just stand by and watch his best friend (or ex-best friend if you want to set it during or after the depositions) die, so he pulls the strings to get Eduardo admitted into Princeton-Plainsboro and under the care of Dr. Gregory House.

Re: [Crossover] Eduardo/Mark [House]

OH GOD AND CAN IT ALSO BE HOUSE/WILSON AND MARK AND HOUSE HATE EACH OTHER BUT ARE THE SAME AND WILSON AND WARDO ARE LIKE DUDE, I KNOW and then there's angst and recrimination and House and Mark become secret best friends and encourage each other to go after Wilson and Wardo and HAPPY ENDINGS FOR ALL. (says the girl who stopped watching House a year ago and has no idea wtf is happening on the show now except as how Huddy tastes like burning.)


Eduardo/Mark Firefly AU

Mark as the Captain of Serenity, and Eduardo as the professional, Alliance regulated companion (or as Mark likes to say; a whore) who rents one of Serenity's shuffles. And maybe Chris can be Mark's competent partner, and Dustin the goofy Captain!

Re: Eduardo/Mark Firefly AU

LOL apparently I'm abandoning english as a language today, maybe Dustin as the pilot was what I meant to say!

[RPF] Andrew/Jesse/Shannon

Yeah, you read that right. Because there can never be enough threesomes in the world, and it would be stupid hot.

Re: [RPF] Andrew/Jesse/Shannon

the best threesome in the world. does the op have like a specific prompt in mind?

OP/[RPF] Andrew/Jesse/Shannon - (Anonymous), 2011-04-04 09:27 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL: love does not divide, it multiplies (1/?) - (Anonymous), 2011-05-31 04:50 am (UTC)(Expand)

Eduardo/Mark or [RPF]Andrew/Jesse, storytelling/fantasy sharing

I have this thing for people constructing shared daydreams together, like one person murmuring aloud all the things they're going to do together someday, with teasing and input from the other.

So, the boys (whichever pair you'd prefer) constructing a fantasy life/future for themselves while all lazily making out in bed and possibly more. Something angst free (and possibly AU in the Eduardo/Mark situation - maybe Eduardo did come out to California?) and quietly dreamy.

Eduardo/Mark (or Andrew/Jesse) Hallway sex.

This prompt is very very simple and can be summed up in two words. Hallway fuckathon.

See, it's a commonly acknowledged thing that the hallway in Palo Alto is a very important scene in the movie and we all know that Some Boys Don't Leave has Jesse's character in a hallway the entire time, so what I ask is to have Mark and Eduardo fucking in all the hallways they can find. I don't care when you set this, it can be during Harvard or after the depositions or whatever. I just want these two boys to have a hallway fuckaton.

And if you want, I will even enjoy reading this with Jesse and Andrew, just please give me hallway fucking.

Edited at 2011-04-03 10:58 pm (UTC)

[Crossover] Andrew/Jesse or Eduardo/Mark [Generation Kill]

Inspired by the Teenage Dirtbag prompt above. I just think it would be interesting to see TSN interacting with Brad, Ray and Nate.

Re: [Crossover] Andrew/Jesse or Eduardo/Mark [Generation Kill]

Oh wow. Seeing the Gen Kill characters' pov on nerdy and somewhat entitled Harvard kids could be hilarious! I can also imagine them coming back from Iraq after facebook had exploded (cause that would have happened near the same time?) and being completely baffled by it, which would be fun.

All this to say: awesome prompt, I hope someone writes it!

Eduardo/Mark, they can hear each other's (dirty) thoughts

I don't know how you even want to set this up - a woke up w/mind reading abilities, always had it, AU where you can hear the thoughts of your ~true love~, whatever works really.

But, Eduardo and Mark can hear each other's thoughts. Obviously they'll hear the standard worry about family/school/facebook/life/etc, but on a sexual nature....they're both surprised to learn that they think about each other a lot. Mark's thoughts about Eduardo are surprisingly frequent and dirty and Eduardo's are even more frequent and also surprisingly dirty, and unsurprisingly sweet and romantic (like, "I want to buy a house together and cuddle all the time and get married in the future and omgsomuchloveheartsinmyeyes).

There are ~feelings~ and confessions and eventually, a lot of desperate sex everywhere they can do it (bonus if Mark purposely sends Eduardo dirty thoughts in the middle of meetings or class or whatever).

Re: Eduardo/Mark, they can hear each other's (dirty) thoughts

The first thing he hears is "why is Wardo's hair so fucking pouffy". Eduardo was working on Econ when that thought meandered in his head. He shook it off as him losing it, considering it was 2 AM and he was still reading about the stock market (seriously, who needs to know this much about the stock market?), sitting in the same place on Mark's bed that he was six hours ago when he crashed there after trying to force him to eat (he definitely got half a burger down Mark's throat, thank you very much) and grabbing a six pack at the mini-mart next to Five Guy's. He gland up to see Mark still coding and distantly wondered if he'd even heard Dustin and Chris come in and crash after "Les Francias Noir" at the AEPi ("guys. French chicks." "No, Dustin, there will be girls crowded around a keg in ugly barets. Those are not french girls." "Close enough. Come on, Chris, you'll be my wingman. I'll find you a nice slab of Francias dick." "You disgust me." "Whatever it takes."). He's debating whether to get another beer when he hears "no seriously, it is like a dead animal on his head. Well, maybe not dead. Maybe like, a cute dog or something. Wardo has a cute dog living on his head." He slowly looks over at Mark to see him swivel in his chair, hands still on his keyboard.

"Mark, did you say something?"

"What, no? What are you talking about?" Eduardo stares at him.

"Didn't you say something about m-my hair?" Mark turns swiftly in his chair, glaring at him.

"No. You're delusional. I never said a word about your hair, Wardo." Eduardo nods shakily.

"Oh. Okay." Mark turns and wires back in. Eduardo decides he obviously just needs to be more drunk. He grabs the last two beers and start chugging. Why would I even assume Mark thinks about me?

"What did you say?" Mark turns to glare at him accusingly.

"I - I, nothing, Mark. I didn't say anything."

"Yes you did, and you're right, I don't think about you." Eduardo pauses for at least ten seconds before carefully saying "Mark. I didn't say that."

"Then why did I hear it?"

"I - Mark, I thought that. I didn't say it."

"You must've slipped," Mark reasons, a little less sure of himself.

"I'm not that drunk." Mark stares at him for the longest time.

"Whatever. I'm going to sleep." He shuts his computer monitor off (not before saving, twice) and crashes on the bed next to him. As Mark twitches sleepily, he hears "why does he have to smell so good". Eduardo grabs his books and runs out of the room before he thinks something he might regret.


I just want some Winklevii doing depraved things to each other

no angst just love

or someone finds out about them and what they do for each other and the angst is caused by that

p l e a s e

je suis desperate!!!!!!!!!

Mark/Eduardo or Andrew/Jesse, IMPRINTING

So ridiculous, but I was held down and forcibly made to watch Eclipse this weekend, and now the idea is stuck in my head...

How about an AU in which imprinting (or bonding or whatever you want to call it) is a rare, but not unheard of scientific phenomenon? So upon meeting or touching for the first time two people fall in love/need/obsession and are unable to be separated for long periods of time forever after.

Obviously, if were talking Mark/Eduardo it would have to be pretty AU for the movie. Maybe something where he meets Eduardo after founding the company and it creates a big scandal and media blitz?

I can't even believe I'm requesting this. Yeah, basically I just want something with medically imposed co-dependance. *facepalm*

Eduardo/Mark {or RPF Andrew/Jesse, if you want, but I prefer E/M}

I have been love, love, loving all the little hints in stories lately that when Mark is Mark, Eduardo finds him irresistible. The way Eduardo is written in this fandom (most of the time, and with a lot of canon to make up the fanon), it's not hard to find him irresistible, but for Mark? Sometimes it's a stretch.

So I want Mark being irresistible to Eduardo. Five times fic, where the five is Eduardo finding Mark irresistible and the plus one is the vice versa.

Go to it, fandom!♥

(Oh, and I should mention, I've already plotted this out, might actually post on this prompt, but um. I can't do what I want this prompt to yield.)

FILL: lay awake in lust (1/?)

There's a boy standing next to Dustin.

It's funny how it's the first thing he notices as he walks into eighties night at AEPI, considering how there's a small group of Madonnas at the punch bowl and way too much acid wash all over the place. Eduardo himself is just in his tightest pair of jeans, hair a higher, more retro style than usual.

Dustin is decked out in neon graffiti, and seems to have taken a page out of the book of the Fresh Prince, and besides Chris, this boy is the only one in the room who looks like a normal person. So that's probably the reason Eduardo notices him first off.

"Hey, Eduardo! You came!" Dustin waves him over and Eduardo smiles at him.

"You met Chris, and this is Mark. He's no fun."

Mark takes a drink of his punch and ignores Eduardo. "I just don't understand why these parties have to have a theme at all. They're always lame no matter what people are wearing."

"See what I mean?" Dustin snorts.

The boy, Mark, has one hand clench around his punch and another deep in his hoodie and he looks like he'd rather be anywhere else. "Why did you come, then?" Eduardo can't help but ask with a grin.

"That's the question, isn't it? Your hair looks ridiculous." He says, not sounding entirely rude.

"It's what I was going for."

"Mission accomplished."

The dj starts another track, and just from the beginning Eduardo recognizes it as 'Tainted Love'.

Mark groans. "This is not what college was promised to be."

Chris laughs and elbows Mark lightly in his side, and Eduardo notices him shuffle out of reach. "Yeah, Mark expected it to be more like Animal House, right?"

"I expected less nerds in blinding neon, that's for sure."

"Hey!" Dustin yells.

Mark's mouth is red from the punch and he keeps sucking his bottom lip between his teeth, like a tic. Eduardo notices things about people.

"Do you need more punch?" He asks, slightly out of no where, and hopes the hot blush he can feel on his cheeks isn't as obvious to everyone else.

Mark looks up at him, a little startled, and shakes his head. He looks up at him in a way that makes Eduardo feel like he's being analyzed by a robot or something. "What's your name again?"

He grins, holding out his hand. "Eduardo Saverin."

Mark looks at his hand like he's handing him a bomb and shakes it quickly. "I saw you at orientation. I thought you were a professor."

Eduardo laughs, loudly, and some of the Madonnas look over his way. He doesn't notice. "I just think it's important to dress well." He almost adds, apparently you don't feel the same, but he's not sure Mark would take it as a joke.

Mark shrugs. "I obviously don't feel the same."

Eduardo just sort of stares at him for a second before he grins, and then he notices it. A tiny quirk of Mark's mouth, like the beginning of a smile.

It feels like he did something incredible, making this kid smile. Well, almost smile.

He wants to see if he can do it again.

Edited at 2011-04-04 04:04 am (UTC)

Re: FILL: lay awake in lust (1/?) - (Anonymous), 2011-04-04 04:16 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL: lay awake in lust (1/?) - slasher48, 2011-04-04 04:17 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL: lay awake in lust (1/?) - slasher48, 2011-04-04 05:20 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL: lay awake in lust (1/?) - huglock, 2011-04-04 04:27 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL: lay awake in lust (1/?) - (Anonymous), 2011-04-04 04:29 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL: lay awake in lust (1/?) - pendules, 2011-04-04 04:45 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL: lay awake in lust (1/?) - skips, 2011-04-04 05:18 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL: lay awake in lust (1/?) - ymorton, 2011-04-04 08:42 pm (UTC)(Expand)
FILL: lay awake in lust (2/?) - takethewords, 2011-04-04 08:58 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL: lay awake in lust (2/?) - slasher48, 2011-04-04 09:07 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL: lay awake in lust (2/?) - skips, 2011-04-04 09:14 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL: lay awake in lust (2/?) - slasher48, 2011-04-04 09:26 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL: lay awake in lust (2/?) - pendules, 2011-04-04 09:14 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL: lay awake in lust (2/?) - ymorton, 2011-04-04 08:57 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL: lay awake in lust (2/?) - (Anonymous), 2011-04-04 08:58 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL: lay awake in lust (2/?) - (Anonymous), 2011-04-04 09:00 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL: lay awake in lust (2/?) - (Anonymous), 2011-04-04 09:22 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL: lay awake in lust (2/?) - xbriyeon, 2011-04-04 10:52 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL: lay awake in lust (2/?) - (Anonymous), 2011-04-05 03:25 am (UTC)(Expand)
FILL: lay awake in lust (3/?) - takethewords, 2011-04-06 06:16 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL: lay awake in lust (3a/?) - xbriyeon, 2011-04-06 08:02 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL: lay awake in lust (3a/?) - huglock, 2011-04-06 09:51 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL: lay awake in lust (3a/?) - (Anonymous), 2011-04-06 11:26 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL: lay awake in lust (3a/?) - (Anonymous), 2011-04-09 08:41 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL: lay awake in lust (3a/?) - (Anonymous), 2011-04-23 01:00 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL: lay awake in lust (3a/?) - (Anonymous), 2011-04-24 08:25 am (UTC)(Expand)

[Gen] Eduardo, or Eduardo/Mark, (Probably not Eduardo/Dead People)

"This is absurd. I'm being accused of animal cruelty. It's better to be accused of necrophilia."

"It is better to be accused of necrophilia.


Ha, IDK. I'm thinking something humourous, where he's not actually guilty of necrophilia, but it's a kink meme, so do what you like.

[rpf] armie hammer/lee pace

the one crackship to rule them all

they're both so tall

i just feel like they would have great sex