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IMPORTANT: please DO NOT post prompts about any non-public people as part of a prompt. for example: randi zuckerberg is fine as she is a public figure both on the internet and on facebook itself. priscilla chan is NOT as she is not a public figure.

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♥ post requests and responses in the comments to this post.
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♥ one pairing/prompt per comment please.
♥ you are encouraged to try and write a prompt for every request you make.
♥ we are slash, femslash, het, three-and-moresomes etc. friendly. (we are even incest friendly what with some of our characters being twins and all...)
♥ no pairing bashing, OK? no need to wank over ships.
♥ long and short fics welcome. multiple responses encouraged!
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i know you guys are enjoying this meme and i appreciate that but please can you put the SUBJECT HEADER on your prompt. you would REALLY be helping me out if you could do that. it just saves time for me when i'm trying to tag everything in delicious.

AND PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE DO NOT repost prompts from parts one, two or three over here again. the delicious is around for people to find prompts they may not have already seen.


I just want a story in which Dustin gets a boner whenever he watches Shark Week.

Bonus point if Chris is actually the cause of it but oblivious!Dustin thinks he's sexually aroused by sharks.

FILL:(kind of) Re: Chris/Dustin

Oh GOD, I wanted to do this fill so much and I started it but I've done it wrong and now it's Chris with a shark fetish and Dustin being the cause of it. D: I'll just post what I've done and...idk, let me know if I should continue even though the prompt's wrong?

Despite God knows how many years of heterosexual sex that he's enjoyed, he still finds the bottom of his stomach practically burning with a strange feeling of almost-nerves at the memory of Dustin, last night, his eyes dark as they stared off into nowhere. Try as he might, he can almost feel his senses heighten at the knowledge of Dustin stretching out across the sofa, his hands reaching out to brush Chris' leg. His tongue feels thick in his mouth and his eyesight is blurry, the sheer heat of the room causing his skin to prickle. He's just about convinced himself that it's worth the risk to take a hurried trip to his bedroom before Dustin is slamming through the living room at full-speed. Quickly, he reaches for the cushion next to him, but it's too late, Dustin's seen and there's this look of overwhelming panic on his face.

"Uh, the TV," he gestures wildly to whatever program's on and Dustin's expression changes from panicked to disgusted to amused but still nervous. As if in slow motion, he focuses his attention on the television and notes that he'd just changed it to some documentary about sharks hunting the seas. Briefly in his head, he mentally weighs out the pros and cons of actually telling Dustin that he was this close to jerking off just because he was sitting in the same place that he'd passed out over the past night. It's too late though; Dustin's opened his mouth and Chris has lost his chance.
"Oh, no, that's cool man. I mean, we all have our kinks."
Chris' mind skims over images of Dustin in various positions and he closes his eyes briefly to tell it to seriously, shut up because the situation is compromising enough.
"No, no, that's no-" He tries to speak once again but it's clear that Dustin hasn't finished rambling and is intent on clearly just making the situation already more awkward than it is.
"I mean, admittedly they aren't all in the form of giant man-eating predators of the oceans, but I used to know this guy who got turned on by all sorts of chains, even if they were bike chains! It made engineering difficult..." he trails off as Chris awkwardly untucks his shirt and makes to stand up.
"Dustin," he says slowly, understanding that they will have to talk about this some other time. "It's fine, really."

Re: FILL:(kind of) Re: Chris/Dustin - (Anonymous), 2011-04-24 07:52 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL:(kind of) Re: Chris/Dustin - mherld, 2011-04-25 12:13 am (UTC)(Expand)

Mark, [GEN]/OT4 andor Eduardo/Mark (TRIGGERS)

Harvard Mark is anorexic/bulimic- he doesn't forget to eat, he doesn't want to. And Eduardo/Chris/Dustin doesn't know that all those times he/they force him Mark's purging a while later. Maybe they catch him/help him with it, but after the depositions etc. he starts again? What happens from there I'm not sure- Chris/Dustin remember/notice? Eduardo stops hating and comes in when it gets really bad?

idk I just really want ed!Mark and I've only found ed!Eduardo

oh! and does anyone have a link to a prompt filled around here where Eduardo pretends to date Mark then breaksup for revenge and then Mark kills himself (or something like that)?

Re: Mark, [GEN]/OT4 andor Eduardo/Mark (TRIGGERS)

Is it possible you're mixing up a couple stories? Casey_sms filled a prompt here: http://community.livejournal.com/tsn_kinkmeme/4426.html?thread=6998346#t6998346

where Mark commits suicide, and also mentioned an wip she's writing that has the same plot as the one you mentioned.

And then there's also this story here: http://community.livejournal.com/tsn_kinkmeme/3654.html?thread=5210182#t5210182

where Eduardo pretends to date Mark for revenge, but it has a happy ending, so...yeah.

Also, I would totally read Mark with an eating disorder.

Re: Mark, [GEN]/OT4 andor Eduardo/Mark (TRIGGERS) - (Anonymous), 2011-04-04 10:22 pm (UTC)(Expand)

Andrew/girl!Jesse or Eduardo/girl!Mark

He goes down on her while she's on her period.

At least one person here knows this anon but Idc, it's hot.

Eduardo/Mark, boarding school/servant AU

------- was a traditional educational practice in British boarding private schools (nearly all “public schools” in the English sense) and also many other boarding schools, whereby younger pupils were required to some extent to act as personal servants to the most senior boys.

I just love the idea of Mark being a senior (I guess Wardo could be too though) and Eduardo trying really hard to please him and Mark eventually just saying, "Look, I don't need you to do all of this shit for me to want to fuck you, cause I want to anyway," and Wardo getting flaily and Mark just thinking it's so attractive and I don't even know where this prompt is going... but please!


(I'd really rather not say what word the 'definition' is for, but it might be fairly obvious if you think about it and maybe do a little research, I dunno... I just don't like the word it is, but I love the idea.)

Re: Eduardo/Mark, boarding school/servant AU

The etymology of fagging/fag in that sense is different (and older), than the derogatory term anyway. British English! Don't worry about it.

RPF Jesse/Andrew

Jesse and Andrew are living together but their relationship is still a secret (which is Jessie's choice). One day, a sleepy Jessie stumbles into the kitchen and starts cuddling/kissing/blatantly groping Andrew. Which is a pretty normal occurrence.

What isn't normal is the group of family/friends who are sitting about 10 feet away and just got an eyeful that they will never be able to unsee.

FILL: Just Another Saturday Morning (Jesse/Andrew, R?) [1/2]

Jesse rubs his eyes wearily and looks again across the bed he and Andrew share. It’s not at all often that Andrew is up and out of bed before Jesse, but no matter how much Jesse rubs his eyes, he cannot see Andrew lying asleep next to him. He’s still not there when he puts his glasses on, and the sheets are cold where Andrew should be, so he’s probably been up for a while.

It’s a little later than Jesse would usually wake up, but still far too early for Andrew. Jesse usually wakes him up with sex on Saturday mornings, it’s a little disconcerting that he’s not there. Jesse likes schedules, he likes having a routine and sticking with it, and without Andrew, his entire plan is a little hard to keep to. He can’t have lazy morning sex by himself, or, well, he could, but that’s hardly the point of having a boyfriend.

He drags himself up out of bed, pulls on his boxers from last night, and sluggishly pads down the hallway. He can smell coffee and thinks to check the kitchen first, where he finds Andrew leaning back against the counter with a mug in his hands. He’s still in pajamas ― that Jesse definitely does not remember him having on when they fell asleep ― and Jesse thinks his chances of convincing Andrew to come back to bed are pretty good.

“Jesse,” Andrew says, standing up straight.

Jesse grumbles and walks straight over to him, going up on his toes to kiss him. “I think you’re forgetting how Saturday mornings work,” he says, pulling back slightly. “Usually I wake you up with my mouth.”

Jesse grins to himself when Andrew inhales sharply and his face gets a little red. He presses up into him again, kissing him and rutting against his leg. It’s going to be easy, he thinks, maybe they’ll spice up their Saturday morning and have sex in the kitchen. Andrew chokes loudly when Jesse’s hand goes down the front of his pants.

Andrew immediately grabs at Jesse’s wrist, stuttering against his mouth as he pulls Jesse’s hand out, and his eyes are wide when Jesse backs off from their kiss.

“What?” he asks confusedly as Andrew stares at him with big, helpless eyes.

Someone clears their throat from behind Jesse and he startles forward, into Andrew, and freezes there with his heart in his throat. That was definitely not one of his cats, which could really only mean there are people in the kitchen, and that would explain a lot, really, but Jesse is not going to turn around and look because if he just pretends they’re not there, they actually might not be.

“Um, Jesse,” Andrew says nervously, shakily putting his coffee down and placing his hands on Jesse’s shoulder and then dropping them, and then hesitantly putting them back like he has no idea what to do.

Usually, in front of other people, they are just friends, just roommates, just two guys who share an apartment in the city, when really they are two guys who share a room, a bed, sometimes clothes, and at times when Andrew wants Jesse to have a panic attack, a tooth brush.

It would be a little difficult for them to plausibly deny a more than platonic relationship now. Jesse has no idea what to do either. He figures he should probably start by disentangling himself from Andrew. He can’t turn around, that much he knows, since he’s only in underwear, and despite the mood killer, his lower half hasn’t exactly received the memo about the sex not happening any time soon.

“Please kill me,” Jesse whispers.

“I will do no such thing,” Andrew says back. “And besides, I need you there to hold my hand when I reintroduce you to my parents as my boyfriend.”

Jesse drops his head forward into Andrew’s chest with a sigh. “I’m so, so sorry,” he says, shaking his head. “Andrew, I had no idea.”

“I know, Jess, it’s okay,” Andrew says, cupping Jesse’s face in his hands and tilting his head back to kiss him lightly. “Please go put pants on,” he whispers.

Jesse laughs uneasily, and shifts away, awkwardly sidestepping until he’s behind the island in the center of the kitchen. He half turns, and see Andrew’s mother, father, brother, and sister-in-law sitting at the breakfast nook, all looking varying shades of uncomfortable and amused.


"...just out of curiosity, Divs, at what point exactly did you go from wanting to break his bones to wanting to bang them?"

idk how, just make it work. hate/lust/love come from passion right? Maybe all that facebook hate starts getting Divs hard(esp. in deposition watching Mark own their lawyer).

Bonus for Cam and Tyler being superprotective! Maybe they realize what's going on when Divya starts talking about being a 'gentleman of harvard'

[RPF] Andrew/Jesse, Jesse's Characters Crossover Dreams

Jesse is having dreams where he spends time with, holds conversations with and recieves advice from the characters whom he has played. At first the conversations are meaningless, and the advice, about trivial things, but soon every one of his characters falls into agreement on what it is they want to discuss with Jesse: Andrew.

(The dreams are important and what I would like to see, but I would like to see equal focus on when he is awake.)

(Also, characters can have one on one down time with him. They can be in groups. They can make repeat appearances, in fact I encourage that. Whatever you would like.)

[GEN] Mark, Friday (Friday. Gettin' Down on Friday)

He knows it's an awful song. A fucking terrible song... But, honestly, he can't get it out of his head and that doesn't bother him at all.

Bonus if it starts leading him to program weird subtle, almost easter-egg-like Friday themed shit directly into Facebook.

Eduardo/Mark (or [RPF] Andrew/Jesse)

Eduardo first notices how possessive Mark is when he tries to use Mark's laptop and gets his hands slapped away. It only gets worse from there. Mark doesn't like other people touching his things, and when Mark and Eduardo hook up, Eduardo is unequivocally considered one of his things from that point on.

Up to the filler what happens between them, but I would love Eduardo being turned on by Mark's need to be overly possessive. (No one ever wanted him that much before?) Mark gets grabbyhands in public and marks Eduardo in obvious places where everyone can see and fucks Eduardo hard and relentless until the only words he's saying are 'yours, yours, I'm yours, Mark.'

(Or if the filler is so inclined, I'd love to read Andrew/Jesse, with Andrew being the possessive, don't-even-look-at-him-he's-mine boyfriend.)

Eduardo/Mark, Librarian!Wardo, Prof!Mark

Wardo is the reference librarian at the university and Mark is the professor who needs help finding research material/sources. UST and smut in the stacks!

[fill] hit the books 1

disclaimer: this isn't true, I don't own anything.

Mark writes code, not research papers. He got his PhD largely on the merit of his coding, and although he was occasionally forced to write research papers explaining what he had done, he usually managed to B.S. through any sections that required him to read anything anyone else had written.

No one else in academia was as good as him at code, anyway, and as long as he knew that what did it matter what they were doing? He wrote about the stuff that was real and applied, the stuff coming out of Silicon Valley, and then he wrote about the code that reeled out of his head and shaped itself into websites and programs. He made his coding available free and online, open source, so compared to Silicon Valley he was fucking Robin Hood, and compared to academia he was goddamn Silicon Valley. He was better than both of them.

And that was the way it should be.

Only now he was in the department chair’s office, talking about open source and creative commons and Robin Hood, and his department chair was talking research papers. And not the sort that were primarily about developing code, with a cursory glance at what had come before; the sort of research papers that were primarily about research.

His department chair was talking literature reviews, and Mark didn’t have tenure, so he had to sit there and take it like a chump.

“Mark,” Doctor Parker is saying, leaning forward on his elbows. “I think this could be very interesting. You have some great ideas, and I think they would be well served by a review of the history of the creative commons and open source software. You’re in precisely the right place to write such a thing.”

“Okay,” Mark says, because there’s really nothing else to say. He tries not to exhale heavily, or otherwise express his abject misery, and he gets to his feet to go.

“Mark,” Parker calls after him. “I suggest you begin with Lewis Hyde. He’s a philosopher.”

Mark got into computer science so he wouldn’t have to read philosophy.

He goes back to his own office and slumps forward in his chair, looking at his computer screen. The power button glows. It’s taunting him. Mark had gone to Parker to discuss starting a program to encourage students to write open source coding, and he had come away with a research assignment.

He feels like he’s an undergraduate again. If someone had told him being a professor would be like this, maybe he would’ve helped the Winklevosses with their stupid social networking site, instead. He could be out in California, fithy rich and ruling ConnectU with an iron fist and making interns cry.

Instead, he’s in a cramped, cold office in Massachusetts, looking at a blank computer screen.

He does, occasionally, get to make undergraduates cry, and sometimes grad students--which is even better--so maybe that’s something.

He checks to see if the book Parker recommended is available on GoogleBooks, but it isn’t. So much for this Hyde guy being interested in the commons. Mark huffs, but takes the wool coat his mother bought for him when he became a professor off the back of his chair, shrugs it on, and goes to the library.

Like an undergraduate.

Mark is roughly 99% certain he hasn’t actually stepped inside the library since being hired. The internet knows most things, and he can download research papers online without setting foot outside his office, which is the best of all possible worlds. But Doctor Parker had recommended a book, and books are at the library, so here he is. He pushes open the doors and scowls at an undergraduate talking on her phone inside the foyer, then goes inside.

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A Very Potter Musical.

[RPF] Jesse/Any

I just need someone giving Jesse a pep talk. Could be Andrew, could be Fincher, could be Sandra Bullock after the Oscars. Don't care what it's about.

The merest drabble will do. // low-self-esteem-day OP

Mark/Tommy (Never Let Me Go crossover)


I don't know, just make it work. Mark totally wants to do depraved things to innocent, naive Tommy and when Wardo finds out about it he's really not happy at all. (Maybe some Mark/Tommy/Eduardo action?)

What even is this prompt. (Also if Christy helps the girls with their fashion choices that would be adorable, thanks.)

Mark/Eduardo Chris/Dustin

A classic high school slasher flick in the vein of Scream or I Know What You Did Last Summer. A killer is on the loose and attacked seemingly random Harvard students.

Bonuses for:
Tyler being attacked (but not killed) and Cameron kicking some ass
Dustin being a horror movie nerd and knowing all the rules to stay alive
Chase scenes through the library

Eduardo/Mark - AU

can we have a fic where Eduardo was present during the "Did I adequately answer your condescending question?" scene. if Wardo's anything like us, he would've been all "MY BODY IS READY" and then being pissed at his body's betrayal