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It's Complicated: But sexy!

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IMPORTANT: please DO NOT post prompts about any non-public people as part of a prompt. for example: randi zuckerberg is fine as she is a public figure both on the internet and on facebook itself. priscilla chan is NOT as she is not a public figure.

if you're in doubt, please message the mod or leave a comment in the discussion post.

♥ post requests and responses in the comments to this post.
♥ be respectful.
♥ both a pairing/character AND a prompt/kink must be posted.
♥ one pairing/prompt per comment please.
♥ you are encouraged to try and write a prompt for every request you make.
♥ we are slash, femslash, het, three-and-moresomes etc. friendly. (we are even incest friendly what with some of our characters being twins and all...)
♥ no pairing bashing, OK? no need to wank over ships.
♥ long and short fics welcome. multiple responses encouraged!
♥ please try to refrain from saying 'seconded!' as much as possible.
♥ on RPF: Please disclaim that it is RPF, a work of fiction and in no way related to the actual actors/persons/etc. (i wouldn't even try and discourage RPF from this meme ;))


♥ alphabetize pairings/threesomes/moresomes. (e.g. Eduardo/Mark/Sean etc.)
♥ put [RPF] before RPF prompts. (e.g. [RPF] Andrew/Jesse)
♥ for crossover prompts: "[Crossover], The Social Network Character(s)/Other Character(s), [Fandom]" (e.g. [Crossover], Eduardo/Columbus, [Zombieland])
♥ no "!" in pairings, only in descriptions. (e.g. Eduardo/Mark, FacebookCreator!Eduardo, CFO!Mark)
♥ anyone, everyone, no one? Use "Other." (e.g. Sean/Other)
♥ put [GEN] before GEN prompts.


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♥ fills can be posted anonymously or not.
♥ fills can be anything: fic, art, vid, fanmix, podfic, etc.
♥ all prompts are open to fills at all times, even if they have been filled in the past or are being currently filled by someone else. multiple fills are positively encouraged; if something appeals to you then do not be put off creating a new fill by the existence of a prior one.






have fun!

THERE WILL BE UNMARKED SPOILERS. enter at your own risk! :D


i know you guys are enjoying this meme and i appreciate that but please can you put the SUBJECT HEADER on your prompt. you would REALLY be helping me out if you could do that. it just saves time for me when i'm trying to tag everything in delicious.

AND PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE DO NOT repost prompts from parts one, two or three over here again. the delicious is around for people to find prompts they may not have already seen.

Chris/Mark Friendship

Coincidence that the civil union/domestic partnership options were added to FB so soon after Chris got engaged?

Probably, but let's ~pretend~

[RPF] Andrew/Donald Glover

Spiderman face-off. (Because of this story (http://io9.com/#!5552684/donald-glover-for-spider+man-why-the-hell-not).)

[Crossover], Mark/Eduardo, Chris/Dustin OR [GEN] [Dollhouse]


I just need Mark to be a genius amoral brain coder a la Topher ("the brain is just like a giant computer wardo! all it needs is code.")

Re: [Crossover], Mark/Eduardo, Chris/Dustin OR [GEN] [Dollhouse]

I like! I also now see that scene where Topher programmed Sierra to be his friend and apply it to Mark and Eduardo. Mark, who decided he couldn't have Eduardo leave him, made him a doll so he wouldn't leave/destroy everything Mark has been working for. But sometimes, he goes and makes him Wardo again, like before everything went wrong, and for a night they are friends again. Well, Wardo is, and Mark pretends and suffers.

Dduardo/Mark or Mark/Eduardo(story just like batterfly effect)

wow,maybe I get a little bit nervous but I R-E-A-L-L-Y want to see this.Fine, no more craps,here it is:
It was just like the movie(Hope you 've seen the film coz' it's so BRILLIANT!)One day,for no scienfic explanation,Mark find he has got the ability to go to the past——the points where THINGS happened,.And he desides to take advantage of it——he travels to the past through diarys or videos(That was in the film,suppose Mark may not hold anything like that,what about his laptop?OK,kidding.),and TRY to fix the ralationship between he and Wardo by preventing the awkward things from happening ,the things which split them up ,like the lawsuit,the quarrel ,acquainting sean or even creating Facebook……And if you would like to,you can ignore my last sentence and give them a good ending,as according to the film,the plot is like this——EVERY TIME he tries,things jiust get WORSE and WORSE.


Five times someone else realized they were in love with each other before they did and the one time they figured it out for themselves.

Re: Eduardo/Mark fill 1/?


Eduardo is wasted, because AEPi had free jello shots and no one in attendance, as usual. Mark and Dustin and Chris didn't even come this week. Mark and Dustin are working on some CS project and Chris has some fundraising dinner in Boston for the Dems.

Anyway, though, there were free jello shots, like fifteen trays of 'em, and about fifteen people at the whole fucking party.

That equals, per person, like, well- a lot. Eduardo's too fucking drunk to do math right now.

He's been talking to this cute Asian chick for half an hour but she has to leave because her roommate's locked out, and he shifts idly from foot to foot near the punch table for a couple minutes, blearily eyeing the rest of the party's attendees before stealing three jello shots off the table and sneaking out of the room.

He laughs to himself as he stumbles determinedly towards Kirkland, sucking one of the shots messily into his mouth. He hasn't been this drunk in a while. He doesn't usually get drunk. He usually takes care of Mark and Dustin.

But they're all busy and shit, and Eduardo had a shitty day. His proposal to the Investor's Association was shot down and his father had sent him a tersely worded email that either made Eduardo want to get drunk as fuck or cry into his pillow.

He chose drunk, and he followed the fuck through.

He waves awkwardly at some girl he thinks is in his econ class who's coming out of Kirkland and slurs "thank you!" when she holds the door open for him.

No one's home at Mark's room, though, so he hops gamely up onto the table and waits.


"Hey- hey, Wardo," he hears, and jerks awake, neck stiff. Chris is in front of him, a hand on his knee.

"You okay?" he asks, and Eduardo nods, head spinning.

"I brought you a jello shot," he announces, and thrusts one of the plastic containers at Chris. Chris laughs and then stops when Eduardo tries to jump off the table and nearly falls.

"Whoa, whoa," he says, steadying him. "Jesus, Eduardo. You're fucking wasted."

"I'm fine," Eduardo says, and leans against the door. "I wanna go inside."

"Yeah, well, I can't open it if you're on the door, kay?" Chris says, gently pushing Eduardo off to the side. Eduardo leans his head against the wall, watches Chris deftly unlock the door. Chris is pretty hot. He has really nice shoulders. Eduardo wants to bite them.

"Okay," Chris says, and when Eduardo doesn't move, he takes him by the arm and pulls carefully. "Come inside, okay, Wardo?"

"Yeah, I know," Wardo grumbles, and when they get into the room Chris shuts the door and Eduardo pushes him up against it and kisses him.

"Mmph-" he hears Chris gasp out before he kisses him again, licks into his mouth. Chris tastes really good.

"Wanna blow you," Eduardo says, and Chris exhales in surprise, pulls away, one hand on Eduardo's hip.

"Hey," Chris says, and Eduardo shuts his eyes and puts his face into Chris' neck.

"I will, I'll do it," he whispers, feeling suddenly empty and drained, and Chris puts his arms around him.

"Why don't you go to sleep?" Chris says quietly. Eduardo shakes his head.

"Mark said he'd come back by midnight and we'd watch a movie," he says. Chris rolls his eyes and walks Eduardo to the couch.

"Well, Mark's an idiot," Chris says to himself.

"No, he's not, he's really fucking smart," Eduardo says hotly.

Chris looks at him levelly, and something in his face looks sad. Eduardo can't fucking process it, though, so he flops his head down against the couch and says, "He's gonna come back and we'll watch a movie and it'll be good."

"Eduardo, it's one thirty," Chris says, and hands him a glass of water. Eduardo takes a thirsty gulp and then it hits him what Chris said.

"No, but he said-" he stops and his eyes prick hotly because it was just the one thing he did not fucking need today, someone else letting him down.

He takes another sip of water and nearly sobs when he tries to swallow it, spilling some down the front of his shirt. Chris silently hands him a paper towel.

"He's such an asshole," Eduardo says hotly, because if he is angry he won't cry, and Chris laughs bitterly.

"I fucking do fucking everything," Eduardo says, and trails off weakly.

"I know, Wardo," Chris says. "Drink."

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Andrew and Jesse go to Disneyworld. Just pure cute, fluff :)

Re: Andrew/Jesse

Oops. Forgot to put [RPF] in the subject. Mod, please delete if you see fit.

Mark/Eduardo post-dep fix-it hacking

This story (http://www.boingboing.net/2011/04/02/husband-plays-funny.html) makes me want Mark hacking a news app feed so that Eduardo gets messages that make it clear that Mark wants him back. Can be funny or sweet, I think either way would be great.

[Crossover], Mark/Eduardo, [Tron/Tron: Legacy]

So Mark's a tech genius -- no questions asked, he could totally rock the Grid. And let's say Eduardo was his best friend/business partner/maybe-almost lover or something, who was devastated and betrayed when Mark disappeared without a trace. Years later, though, Eduardo finds himself in world he could only have imagined, face to face with the man he'd thought he'd lost forever, on a digital frontier that he doesn't understand, and that Mark can't escape.

Or, you know, something like that.


As far as Eduardo's concerned Mark cheated on him with Erica.
As far as Mark's concerned they were just 'experimenting', it wasn't a relationship like what he had with Erica.
As far as Eduardo's concerned Mark is just another man, like his father, who will fuck anyone over to get what he wants.
As far as Mark's concerned Eduardo was the best fuck he ever had, the best friend.
As far as Eduardo's concerned he never wants to get his heartbroken again.
As far as Mark's concerned he wished people would realise he had a heart in the first place.

Daddy!issues and Bottom!Wardo please.


So, inspired by this (http://community.livejournal.com/tsn_kinkmeme/4861.html?thread=7011325#t7011325) scene in hapakitsune's wonderful fic and in hopes that summer weather will come quickly, I would like to see something about Mark forgetting his sunscreen and Eduardo either putting it on for him or forgoing sunscreen all together and Eduardo strictly dealing with the aftermath of the sunburn with aloe and blankets to wrap around Mark when he gets chills and overall fascination with how hot his skin is.

Basically I just want that scene expanded. Because, yes.

Mark, Tentacleporn

Yes. This. Because, I filed through the whole Meme, and so far, no tentaclePr0n. Every kinkmeme need tentacles.

Mark/Eduardo or Andrew/Jesse [RPF]

Eduardo coming on Mark's back.

That is all. Just...coming right over the small of his back and streaking up his spine a bit, and then maybe pushing his hand up through the mess and tangling his wet fingers in Mark's hair.

*Ahem* Right. I'll just be going now.

Andrew/Jesse works as well.

what what what am i doing 1/2 Mark/Eduardo or Andrew/Jesse [RPF]

They have gone to Spain for part of the promotional stuff. It is hot in Spain, enough to justify an afternoon spent with the blinds closed, a pitcher of water scattered with slices of lemon and cucumber on the bedside table.

Jesse does not deal well with the heat. He turns bright pink under the glare of the afternoon sun, and he always tries to find the shadiest spot when they lie down by the pool.

So he has been grumpy all day, refusing to eat because he's too hot and sweaty. Andrew has taken him up to the room to try and cool him down, taking their clothes off and turning the aircon up as high as it will go. He is using the ice cubes from the water pitcher on top of Jesse's scalp, making his hair go damp with water in addition to the evaporating sweat. He tries to nudge the melting piece of ice into Jesse's mouth, but he says, "Ew, Andrew, it's all sweaty," and Andrew shrugs and drags it down his chest, instead, leaving a wet streak.

Jesse shivers as Andrew presses the ice against the inside of his thigh, and straight out shudders when he pushes the remaining wetness against his crotch. He is hard under his hands, trails of water all over his body. Andrew has to duck his head to taste him, all over.

Jesse squirms when Andrew tongues at his ass, he breathes out heavy when Andrew slips a hand around his cock and starts stroking. He pushes up into his fist, slips his fingers into Andrew's hair and says, "This isn't cooling me down at all, Andrew. And, oh, besides --" and his voice breaks off as Andrew thrusts his tongue back in as if to say beg me to stop, then which he definitely will not do, "you're all scratchy."

Andrew presses his tongue in harder, lifting both hands to enfold Jesse's cock and doing his best to peer out of the slits of his eyes to watch Jesse come apart, to turn flushed and more stammery than usual.

"Fuck, Andrew, I'm-- oh, fuck, fuck" he practically sobs. Andrew tightens his grip and he can feel Jesse go tight around his tongue and let out a cry somewhere between oh god and Andrew's name.

He kisses the insides of Jesse's thighs, pushing him onto his stomach. He is limp and calm now. He smiles when Andrew turns him over, and then flinches when Andrew trickles a handful of slushy water along him back.

[RPF] Andrew/Jesse (Crossover/AU)

Ok, so everyone knows how Andrew can totally dance and Jesse can sing... yeah. Well, we haven't had many highschool fics and I think this should happen.

Glee crossover.

So, Jesse could be the nerdy little kid who gets slushied all the time and Andrew could be the cool dude who decides to join Glee club with him. They become really good freinds and end up falling in love, defeating the bullies and winning Nationals.
Bonus points if Andrew becomes possesive over Jesse and tells his friends to 'back the fuck off because he's my meat, bitches'.
Don't mind if it's a crossover (with all the normal characters in) or just an AU. Don't object to any sexy times or possible making out on a piano. Fluffy and adorable would be nice.

Eduardo/Mark, Quote

Love is a temporary madness; it erupts like volcanoes and then subsides. And when it subsides you have to make a decision. You have to work out whether your roots have so entwined together that it is inconceivable that you should ever part. Because this is what love is. Love is not breathlessness, it is not excitement, it is not the promulgation of eternal passion. That is just being in love, which any fool can do. Love itself is what is left over when being in love has burned away, and this is both an art and a fortunate accident. Those that truly love have roots that grow towards each other underground, and when all the pretty blossoms have fallen from their branches, they find that they are one tree and not two.” ~Louis de Bernieres

Post Deposition. Mark and Eduardo had been together before Facebook. They were together 'during' Facebook, and it was all "erupting, and madness and breathlessness" but things mellowed out, and while this isn't why Mark had Eduardo sign his 'death warrant' (in fact that had already been signed) it is why Mark started thinking 'Yeah. That's right. Maybe we've run our course. Maybe I don't need Wardo'. Still, when Eduardo is gone, it only takes one day for Mark to feel himself out of place. Maybe Eduardo wasn't there when they were in Palto Alto, but the idea of him was; Mark's sureness that he would soon follow was still there, and that tricked Mark into believing that they could get along without one another. This is different, because Mark realizes that they have become so intertwined, so close, that even when they slowed down, even when they sat together, not bothering to speak, their roots were wound tightly together, and it seemed absolutely inconceivable that they would ever part. Yet, they have, and Mark tries to fix that.

Some flashbacks to the 'madness and volcanoes' would be nice, but please don't overdo them unless you're confident that you know how to really work them in, then by all means, go for it.

Bonus if Mark, in a very Mark way, quotes the quote (not necessarily orally or even in person, however you would like.)to Eduardo in an attempt to earn back his attention. BonusBonus for a happy ending.

Eduardo/Mark AU

Mark and Sean decides one day to celebrate their fucking fantastic life, and goes to get hammered. Mark never has a one night stand, never does anything fun so he decides to change it up for the evening and picks up a young and cute looking guy who looks like every other Stanford-student, except he isn't. He laughs at Mark's dry humor, he's fucking gorgeous and they end up having one SPECTACULAR night of amazing sex. He wakes up the next day alone in bed, and goes to work where Chris and Dustin introduces him to their new finance-guy, and it's the guy. Only Eduardo apparently doesn't remember him.