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IMPORTANT: please DO NOT post prompts about any non-public people as part of a prompt. for example: randi zuckerberg is fine as she is a public figure both on the internet and on facebook itself. priscilla chan is NOT as she is not a public figure.

if you're in doubt, please message the mod or leave a comment in the discussion post.

♥ post requests and responses in the comments to this post.
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♥ both a pairing/character AND a prompt/kink must be posted.
♥ one pairing/prompt per comment please.
♥ you are encouraged to try and write a prompt for every request you make.
♥ we are slash, femslash, het, three-and-moresomes etc. friendly. (we are even incest friendly what with some of our characters being twins and all...)
♥ no pairing bashing, OK? no need to wank over ships.
♥ long and short fics welcome. multiple responses encouraged!
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have fun!

THERE WILL BE UNMARKED SPOILERS. enter at your own risk! :D


i know you guys are enjoying this meme and i appreciate that but please can you put the SUBJECT HEADER on your prompt. you would REALLY be helping me out if you could do that. it just saves time for me when i'm trying to tag everything in delicious.

AND PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE DO NOT repost prompts from parts one, two or three over here again. the delicious is around for people to find prompts they may not have already seen.

Eduardo/Mark high school AU

Mostly because high school AUs are my secret shame

Eduardo is running for Student Body President or something and Chris is his campaign manager and Dustin is his something, I don't really know, and Mark just tags along with his laptop and makes all these sarcastic remarks and Eduardo is confused and charmed and doesn't realize its Mark's way of pulling his pigtails.

Bonuses for:
- General high school shenanigans (UST! awkward school dances! homecoming!)
- Incorporating facemash

Jesse/Andrew, high school or college AU

Andrew needs to do a photo project for his art class and asks Jesse to be his subject. Andrew realizes, for the first time, just how beautiful Jesse is, over the course of the project.

Inspired by this picture: http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_liz9y5xcw61qhl5xto1_500.jpg (the curls made me think of Jesse, at first)

Re: Jesse/Andrew, high school or college AU

Oh gosh, oh gosh, yessssssss!

This prompt is simply lovely, and that photo does remind me of Jesse too! I'd love to see this prompt brought to life by on of the many talented authors here im the TSN fandom.

And now that you mention it, Jesse has this type of beauty that sort of grows on you. True, he might not be conventionally attractive to some, but there's something about him that endears him to me.

I'd love to see that progression, where Andrew starts finding these little things Jesse says and does helplessly endearing. Where one day he goes, Damn, would you look at that, when he first sees Jesse dimples.

Eduardo/Mark Splash AU

Yes, that's right, I'm looking for some Mermaid!Eduardo. A little smitten Mark who finds a beautiful Merman and falls in love only to be shocked and horrified when his true form is revealed by evil marine biologist Sean Parker. Or, perhaps it's not the plot of Splash but Merman!Wardo goes to Harvard and co-founds Facebook but instead of the shares being diluted Wardo gets handed over to a lab! Oh the angst and drama!!
Make it happen, kinkmeme!

RPF Andrew/Jesse AU

Jesse is the awkward but brilliant DJ, Andrew is the bartender he's crushing on from afar and secretly playing not so subtle lovesongs for.


5 people witness situations where Mark shows his true feelings for Eduardo.

Chris/Dustin and Mark/Eduardo, LOTR crossover

Can we get a Lord of the Rings fusion please? I don't know, I just want it.

Maybe Dustin is a naughty hobbit in his tweens and is always getting into trouble whilst Chris despairs of him, and Wardo is a pretty elf and Mark is the grumpy young wizard trying not to fall in love with him. Or Wardo as a soldier of Gondor would be awesome... anything really, I'm not fussy. I just want them running around causing havoc in Middle Earth.

characters not quite in the same roles, but...

This is a LOTR/TSN fill:


And it's very very light Chris/Dustin and Mark/Eduardo :)

Eduardo/Mark, shower sex

Eduardo and Mark have shower sex somewhere public (like the dorm showers or a hotel, etc). Someone comes in to talk to one of them and the other has to keep quiet throughout it. Bonus if at the end the person who came in while they were fucking figures out what's going on. :D

Eduardo/Mark, Mark/Sean; Venus in Furs

Because Severin and Saverin are too close for this not to come up I feel like this might have been posted before but I couldn't find it so I thought I'd say it.

Eduardo as Severin
Mark as Wanda
Sean as Alexis Papadopolis

If this has happened already a link would be great instead.

Re: Eduardo/Mark, Mark/Sean; Venus in Furs

ugh. i wish this had been filled.

i lack both the motivation and depth of understanding of sacher-masoch's work to pull it off.

Dustin/Mark, making out

Kissing fic! Boys being all smiley (because Dustin's got a talent for bringing out Mark's dimples) and cracking jokes and bantering and insulting each other between intense kissing. On couches, in the office, at parties, outside on picnic blankets - wherever and whenever! I just want happy, fun making out and Mark laughing all flushed in to Dustin's neck and Dustin making fun of him for the uncharacteristic giddiness but also making sure it happens as much as possible in the future.

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We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.

this made me lol so hard...

Re: chris/dustin (maybe!fill)

filled it before you prompted it :P
/i apologize for unskilled pr0n writing


[Crossover] Eduardo/James [Adventureland]

I don't know if this has been done before or if this is even a possibility, I don't know! I just watched Adventureland again and I wanted to see some Andrew Garfield/Eduardo Saverin in that amusement park. Something where he is the KStew character and lots of beautiful emotions and angst and sexual tension happens. Anyone? Please?

Re: [Crossover] Eduardo/James [Adventureland]

OMG if someone did this with eduardo and then he had all those daddy issues and was fucking an older married guy i would just keel over from happiness and lust.

... sorry to hijack, feel free to ignore that. this is an awesome prompt!

Re: [Crossover] Eduardo/James [Adventureland] - (Anonymous), 2011-04-06 02:09 am (UTC)(Expand)

Mark/Eduardo or Andrew/Jesse

Inspired by this lovely fanart: http://i52.tinypic.com/11t21yc.jpg
(Robin and Superboy, just in case you're wondering)

Sex in the bathtub. Rough, hot and loud sex in the bathtub.
Extra points if it's Eduardo/Andrew fucking Mark/Jesse.

FILL Part 1 of 2: Mark/Eduardo

[A/N: OP, I don’t think this is what you had in mind at all, and I’m really sorry for taking your lovely, porny prompt and turning it into this angsty, horrible whatever-the-fuck-this-is. I’m not going to warn for dub-con because both parties are consenting, but I do feel like I should mention that this is rough, and could potentially be a bit triggery for some. /o\ ]

Mark was never a bathtub sort of person. He was really more of a quick shower type of guy. He didn’t understand why someone would waste time with taking a bath. A quick shower was good enough, and still a waste of time, in his opinion.

But the bathtub in the Palo Alto house was kind of incredible. It had jets and was significantly more comfortable than it looked. It felt good to lay in there and just be. No noise, letting the water work out his aches, dozing.

That peace was disturbed when Eduardo kicked open the bathroom door and stared disbelievingly at Mark in the tub, dripping water all over the tile floor.

“You have to be fucking kidding me,” Eduardo said, rain-soaked through.

His voice was wrong, high and wirey, thin with something that sounded a lot like hysteria to Mark’s ears. His skin looked wrong too, far more pale than usual. He was shaking, Mark noticed.

Everything was wrong here. Eduardo was in New York, or he was supposed to be, not in Mark’s bathroom.

“Wh― Wardo,” Mark stuttered, wondering what he was doing there, and why.

“No,” Eduardo said, through gritted teeth and a trembling jaw, silencing Mark.

He slid his bag off of his shoulder, dropping it to the floor with a wet-sounding thud. He yanked off his jacket and shirt, throwing them to the floor beside the bag, each hitting with a loud slap. Mark flinched, and the water sloshed in the tub, giving him away as he shifted to stand.

“Oh, for God’s sake, no, Mark, don’t get out of the tub,” Eduardo shouted. His voice… wrong, so biting, angry, acerbic. Not Eduardo.

“I’d just hate so very much to inconvenience you,” he continued to yell sardonically, taking off his shoes and throwing them onto the floor. “How fucking dare I interrupt your bath.”

And then he was naked, and Mark was frozen in place. Not with fear, but confusion and unease, perhaps. He wasn’t scared, just slightly worried that he was forgetting something vital. Something that would explain what Eduardo was doing here and why he wasn’t really Eduardo at all.

He placed one foot into the tub between Mark’s legs, and belatedly, Mark realized just how exposed he was. This was private; he was fucking naked and in the bath, what the hell was Eduardo doing? He dropped his hands under the water and covered himself. Eduardo’s laugh was bitter and hollow.

He was completely between Mark’s legs, on his knees. His skin was ice cold when he gripped Mark’s wrists and pulled his hands away. His voice was sharp when he spoke again.

“You don’t have any idea what I’m doing here, do you, Mark?”

“No. What― What the― Why are you…”

Eduardo’s eyes were blank as he stared at Mark. He shook his head, gave one more bitter laugh, then grabbed a handful of Mark’s hair in a tight fist and kissed him hard on the mouth. Hard enough to bruise, hard enough to hurt.

Mark breathed out heavily through his nose, shocked and thrumming with anxiety. His stomach gave a final twist before it felt like someone landed hard on his chest and stayed there.

He put his hands on Eduardo’s shoulders and pushed him back. “Shit,” he hissed, meeting Eduardo’s eyes. “The airport. I was supposed to… Today― I didn’t forget, Wardo, I fucking swear, I just… time and I didn’t―”

“I don’t want to hear your fucking excuses, Mark. You forgot.”

His eyes weren’t so blank anymore. Now they looked wild, scared, lost, and so dark. His fingers were still cold as ice as he gripped Mark’s thighs and spread them.

FILL Part 2 of 2: Mark/Eduardo - (Anonymous), 2011-04-06 04:16 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL Part 2 of 2: Mark/Eduardo - porinrin, 2011-04-06 04:50 am (UTC)(Expand)
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Re: FILL Part 2 of 2: Mark/Eduardo - mathab, 2011-04-13 11:44 am (UTC)(Expand)


Eduardo and Mark who are in a committed relationship get a dog together

and a first Mark doesn't want one but he falls in love with it and treats it like its him & Wardo's child and takes it to the facebook offices with him, basically spoils the thing

Eduardo thinks Mark is adorable with the puppy & likes having a 'child' with Mark

Jesse/Andrew, panties

Jesse wears panties whenever he's not working. It's comfortable and, frankly, they make him feel kind of hot. It's impossible for Andrew to not notice this, while living with Jesse.

FILL: Jesse/Andrew, panties [1/3]

When Jesse had given Andrew the first walk-through of the house, and Andrew had glanced into Jesse’s bedroom, he assumed that the pair of women’s panties on Jesse’s floor were from some random hook up. It seemed so strange to Andrew ― Jesse was shy and quiet and a bit odd but incredibly cute and it was entirely possible that he was ‘hooking up’ with someone, he just didn’t seem the type. But they had only just met and Andrew couldn’t possibly know what Jesse would and would not do after meeting him one time.
Andrew ultimately decided that living with Jesse, renting the bedroom in Jesse’s house that was adjacent to his own, would be the perfect situation for him. Jesse was nice and the house was really wonderful and the rent was very affordable and it was so close to Andrew’s job. He couldn’t find a downside. It had been pure luck, really, that he had stumbled across the listing. Jesse’s previous housemate had moved out the same week that Andrew had decided that he couldn’t live with Justin “Bone Everything in Sight” Timberlake anymore.
In all, living with Jesse was spectacular. Except Andrew was crushing, hard. And it was awkward, because Jesse obviously didn’t reciprocate seeing as he liked girls ― girls that occasionally left their underwear on Jesse’s bedroom floor. And that was so fucking weird. Mostly because Andrew had never even seen a girl in the house in the three months he lived there other than when Emma would decide to come over but she was so loud and obnoxious that Andrew would bet every penny in his bank account that everyone in a ten block radius would know it when she was having sex, and Kristen showed up on occasion, but she was like Jesse’s cousin or something, and Carey came over sometimes too, though she of course knew that Andrew would rip every hair from her head if she ever fucked the guy he was crushing on.

So it was weird. But they got along great, and Jesse was just so sweet and clueless as well as incredibly smart and vulnerable and every kind of gorgeous.

Andrew wished he could stop thinking things like that because it just made everything weirder when Jesse smiled at him or touched his wrist completely innocently and Andrew nearly tackled him onto the nearest flat, or just readily available surface and fucked the daylights out of him.
It wasn’t that weird actually, mostly just uncomfortable. Not being around Jesse, that was entirely perfect. But the constant hard-ons were really uncomfortable. Almost as uncomfortable as jerking off in his dark room, pretending to be asleep, with the door cracked open enough to hear Jesse talking to his cats. Okay, no, that was admittedly just weird.
Either way, it was a constant loop, day in and day out, of JesseJesseJesse for Andrew, and as badly as he wanted to do something about it, he couldn’t bring himself to.
But then he was in his bedroom one day when he was supposed to be at the office, but they had called him early to tell him that some pipes had burst in the building and it was flooded, he didn’t need to come in. Which meant he was at home and he looked into Jesse’s room as he walked past because the door was open and the light was on and he could hear Jesse shuffling around in there and he was going to ask if Jesse had eaten already or if he wanted pancakes, but the words had died on his lips and everything had slowly slid into place and made more sense. And mother of fuck, Andrew was uncomfortably hard, painfully fast, because there Jesse stood in his bedroom with the door wide open in nothing but a pair of women’s panties and a gray t-shirt as he made his bed.
And he must have said that out loud because the next thing he knew, Jesse had spun around to face him, and Andrew definitely made an undignified, choked sound when he saw the front of those panties, the front of Jesse, and how was it possible that he could look any better from the front when the back had been so utterly fucking amazing?
“Andrew,” Jesse said, though his voice was all wrong. It was too high, with surprise, Andrew figured, but something else too. Fear, embarrassment, and probably disgust with Andrew, he realized as Jesse quickly pulled the blanket from the bed he’d nearly finished making and wrapped it around himself.

FILL: Jesse/Andrew, panties [2/3] - (Anonymous), 2011-04-13 02:55 am (UTC)(Expand)
FILL: Jesse/Andrew, panties [3/3] - (Anonymous), 2011-04-13 02:56 am (UTC)(Expand)
OP - (Anonymous), 2011-04-13 03:06 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: OP - (Anonymous), 2011-04-13 03:17 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: FILL: Jesse/Andrew, panties [3/3] - (Anonymous), 2011-04-13 03:54 am (UTC)(Expand)

Dustin, Eduardo/Mark - Time Travel

We have had quite a few time travel prompts/fills with Mark or Eduardo going back in time and changing events around so that the dilution never happens, so for something a little bit different how about making Dustin the one who gets sent back.

Dustin would be such a lulzy time traveler and he would make all the Back To The Future and Terminator references he could think of. And then he could play matchmaker for Mark and Eduardo (who along with Chris think that Dustin has gone off the deep end) and make sure the frozen account/contracts/dilution never happen and there are happy endings all around.