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IMPORTANT: please DO NOT post prompts about any non-public people as part of a prompt. for example: randi zuckerberg is fine as she is a public figure both on the internet and on facebook itself. priscilla chan is NOT as she is not a public figure.

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♥ post requests and responses in the comments to this post.
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♥ one pairing/prompt per comment please.
♥ you are encouraged to try and write a prompt for every request you make.
♥ we are slash, femslash, het, three-and-moresomes etc. friendly. (we are even incest friendly what with some of our characters being twins and all...)
♥ no pairing bashing, OK? no need to wank over ships.
♥ long and short fics welcome. multiple responses encouraged!
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THERE WILL BE UNMARKED SPOILERS. enter at your own risk! :D


i know you guys are enjoying this meme and i appreciate that but please can you put the SUBJECT HEADER on your prompt. you would REALLY be helping me out if you could do that. it just saves time for me when i'm trying to tag everything in delicious.

AND PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE DO NOT repost prompts from parts one, two or three over here again. the delicious is around for people to find prompts they may not have already seen.

(RPF) Jesse/Andrew. Emma Friendship

Jesse and Andrew are gonna have a baby

Emma is their surrogate

this leads to Jesse calling Emma multiple times a day being neurotic and anxious about the baby and her

and Andrew calling her constantly too wanting to know everything she is feeling


GAH, I couldnt resist writing this.

Emma loves them really, she reminds herself, that’s why she’s doing this. She loves Jesse and Andrew and wants them to be happy and she does not regret being their surrogate at all. They deserve children.
But honestly, they are driving her up the wall.
She’s laying on her bed in sweats and trying to relax, and it would be working too except-
Her phone rings.
‘Yes, Jesse?’ she says lowly, ‘I just got off the phone with you fifteen minutes ago, what could you possibly want?’
‘I’m just- just checking on you? Oh god, what if this all goes terribly wrong- Emma, what if you die?’
‘Jesse, the only person who is going to die is you if you don’t let me get some sleep.’
‘But the baby-'
‘Listen, just call Andrew, he’ll flail and you’ll ramble and can I please just get some rest?’
‘Of course. Sleep, sleep, you need sleep-‘
‘Goodbye Jess.’ She says, slowly.
‘Bye, Emma.’
She throws her phone down beside her and sighs, closing her eyes.
Then her phone rings again. Again.
‘Ye-es?’ she says
‘Emma?’ Of course, it’s Andrew.
‘Is it National Bother-the-Pregnant-Girl Day, or something?’
‘Come on, love, you know we only do it because we care.’
‘I care about taking your phones away from you two so you can leave me alone.’
‘Is this the hormones, or-?’
‘This is me wanting to get some shut eye without you and Jesse interrupting every five seconds.’ Emma answers, rolling onto her side.
‘Oh, okay. Sorry about the constant calls. Do you need anything?’
‘Andrew, go worry about Jesse and stop him from having a panic attack. I will be fine. I’m pregnant, not diseased.’
‘Sleep well, darling.’
‘Bye, Andrew. Call Jesse.’ She hangs up, and then she turns off her phone.

Eduardo/Mark -- underwear

Can we up the kink ante of this meme and put either Mark or Wardo in panties? Because, um, nom?

FILL The Initiate 1/3

Kink in my kink meme?

Well, why not.

It's a stupid Phoenix initation ritual. It's a really stupid Phoenix initiation ritual.

A lace g-string. He has to wear a lace g-string underneath his regular clothes all fucking day for an entire fucking week. And they check it. That's maybe the most humiliating part - when some random member catches him after class and hauls him into the closest bathroom and makes him yank down his pants.

"Nice," Rich? Rick? Rob? says. "That's a nice one," he snickers.

He gives the g-string a snap and tells Eduardo he can go. Eduardo seriously considers skipping the rest of his classes so that he can go back to his room and die of humiliation.

What in the actual fuck is his life and why did he ever think joining a final club was a good idea?

He's never been so uncomfortable in his whole life. He's been squirming in his seat all day, enough that several of his professors have given him rather unkind looks.

Jesus. It's not as if he can help it. He sincerely doubts Dr. McCool would be doing any better than he is. At least, he hopes not. And that train of thought needs to stop immediately because picturing Dr. McCool - who is nearing seventy and possibly one of the most unpleasant individuals Eduardo has ever encountered - in a g-string is probably more traumatizing than wearing the g-string himself.

He can't imagine what his face must look like, but it must look pretty horrified if the way Dr. McCool is glaring at him is any indication.

God, he can't wait for this day to be over.

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Eduardo/Other - Carnival

Because I am sort of obsessed with slutty Wardo?

Post-deposition, Eduardo has been keeping a low profile and making a life for himself in Singapore. However, he takes an annual trip back to Brazil for Carnival.

Mostly, I just want heat and samba music and alcohol. And lots of making out with strangers of either gender. If Mark tracks him down and they have anonymous-but-not-really-anonymous sex, that would be more than fine.

And the more public all of this is, the better. :P

[RPF] Andrew/Jesse--Dead Like Me AU

I'm watching Dead Like Me and am absolutely obsessed with the concept.

Jesse as George--all nervous and confused about suddenly dying.

And maybe Aaron Sorkin or Fincher as the Rube character keeping everyone in line.

Andrew and Emma and Justin and maybe Woody Harrelson as his fellow reapers?!

Andrew and Jesse undead cuteness?!

someone indulge my new obsession pleeeaaase :3


Socially inept Eduardo doesn't realise that Cameron is trying his very best to ask him out on a date. Bonus points for adorable, because I'm a sap.

Eduardo/Mark, Eduardo/Other - Legally Blonde Inspired

Eduardo is a rich kid whose father (I love daddy!issues) never thought he could amount to much, so he never applied himself and all he cares about now are frivolous things and his boyfriend (could be OMC or a cannon character, maybe Sean?). But when his boyfriend breaks up with him and goes to Harvard, Eduardo decides he must follow him there and win him back. Things don't go quite as he planned though.

Instead of the movie's lawsuit we have Eduardo surprisingly excelling at business and helping create Facebook with Mark as the Emmett character of course.

Mark/Edurado CHUCK AU

Come on, you know it should happen!

Mark is the nerdy computer guy in Harvard who accidentally downloads Government secrets. Eduardo is the spy sent in to make sure he doesn't die and has to pose as his friend and/or boyfriend. Up to you whether Mark knows about Eduardo being the spy or not, but I want heaps of assasins trying to kill Mark and Eduardo having to deflect them all without drawing too much attention :D

Re: Mark/Edurado CHUCK AU

I've been meaning to prompt a Chuck AU!

Also, Dustin as the Morgan character, y/y?

Re: Mark/Edurado CHUCK AU - (Anonymous), 2011-04-06 09:31 pm (UTC)(Expand)


Eduardo and his boyfriend have morning sex while he's still sore from the night before. (bottom!Eduardo, just to be clear.) Open to any male character except Sean Parker. I just can't make him do it for me.


And if you knew just how I felt, you could kill me, with just one look.

♥ I need more chris&dustin please! ♥

fill: if you want to, i can save you [part 1a/?]

[hope this is what you're looking for OP!! my first hand at chris/dustin♥ title comes from michelle branch's 'all you wanted']

Dustin really can’t blame anyone but himself at this point.

Well, him and the fact that the sheer tininess of their rooms were enough to drive a person insane with longing, combined with the fact that Mark and Eduardo were living in some strange cycle of depraved domestic bliss combined with sexual frustration – if that’s even enough to describe Eduardo practically manhandling Mark away from his computer every night to physically force food into him before Mark can thank him by shoving a hand down Wardo’s Hugo Boss dress slacks. Because when two other people have to live with as well as put up with that idea of love or serious codependence or sex slavery or whatever Mark and Wardo were calling it today, it’s bound to create a pretty unbreakable friendship.

It’s not like he and Chris weren’t friends before this all started. They were pretty friendly – casual friends who just happened know each other from studying together in their Intro to Data Science class freshman year. Afterwards, it just kinda fell into sync – Mark had this mysterious friend who was a finance major he had wanted to live with. The only thing was that Mark’s ‘friend’s’ old roommate needed a place to stay, so Mark dragged Dustin along, saying that living in a suite wouldn’t be that horrible and Eduardo’s old roommate couldn’t be that bad.

He really couldn’t have been more wrong. Because if Eduardo’s roommate was that bad, they wouldn’t be in this situation. Instead, Wardo’s roommate had to be Chris.

Thus comes about Dustin’s current problem…

He really hadn’t meant for it all to come out like that – the way it did. They had just been sitting there on the couch – and when he says they, he means Chris and himself, because Mark was obviously glued to his computer at the kitchen table, which could only mean that he was sitting on Eduardo’s lap. Clearly, because that is the only way for two ordinary college students to sit.

Chris’s curled up on one end of the couch, an oversized Harvard sweatshirt dropping down over his knees and his wrists and every other possible body part as he tucked his toes beneath Dustin’s legs, yelling furiously as the two of them played Halo, getting excited and his hands and hair flying every which way

As the screen lights up pronouncing Dustin as the victor, he throws his console up in the air in delight, squeeing giddily and grinning from ear to ear before sticking a tongue out at Chris. “You owe me ten bucks now, Hughes!” he crows happily. He can hear Eduardo murmuring to Mark about how cute, to which he considers flipping them both off. After Chris scrambles across the couch, shoving him playfully though, he really can’t contest with that. Because they’re making it pretty easy.

“Your mom owes me ten bucks, Moskovitz…” Chris plays back, bumping his shoulder against Dustin’s, who grabs onto his wrist as he smirks down at Chris. They’re both laughing and Chris is smiling so hard his face feels like it’s being pulled apart at the seams. Although, it’s really not really that big of a surprise considering that this is what usually happens with Dustin. Because this how he always feels around Dustin. The stranger thing, though, is that he hadn’t really realized that until today.

In the end, Chris just settles for ignoring the thought crossing his mind and laying against Dustin, their shoulders and elbows touching softly and his head pressed just so against Dustin’s chest. He’s still freezing and Dustin has this thing where he practically radiates heat. Feeling Dustin’s heart beating right under his cheek, the smile quickly fades from Chris’s face, a strange tight feeling coming through in his chest.

(no subject) - chocolatkeroppi, 2011-04-07 04:08 am (UTC)(Expand)



I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?

[RPF] Andrew/Jesse


I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.</>

Mark/Eduardo - voyeur!kink

Mark walks in on Eduardo masturbating/with a girl - and likes what he sees. Five times when Eduardo doesn't realise he's being admired and one time when there is participation.

RPF Andrew/Jesse Circus AU

Andrew and Armie are the hot trapeze-artists, Joe is the clown, Justin is the knife thrower, Emma is a fire breather or something equally insane and Jesse is the new animal-trainer. Aaron is the ringmaster and David the patron.

HAHA what even is this


(850): Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.

rpf andrew/jesse au

Jesse is a rockstar, andrew is his supermodel boyfriend (I don't have a plot in mind tho, i just want some rockstar!jesse)