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THERE WILL BE UNMARKED SPOILERS. enter at your own risk! :D


i know you guys are enjoying this meme and i appreciate that but please can you put the SUBJECT HEADER on your prompt. you would REALLY be helping me out if you could do that. it just saves time for me when i'm trying to tag everything in delicious.

AND PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE DO NOT repost prompts from parts one, two or three over here again. the delicious is around for people to find prompts they may not have already seen.


Because they are high as a kite.
Because it's Silicon Valley.
Because they're at the top of the world.
Because they can.


(Sorry if this has already been requested...?)
From the Barenaked Ladies song.
"If I had a million billion dollars, we wouldn't have to walk to the store. If I had a million billion dollars, we'd take a limousine 'cuz it costs more! If I had a million billion dollars, we wouldn't have to eat kraft dinner, but we would!...If I had a million billion dollars, I'd buy your love..."
So maybe something cute like 5 ways Chris and Dustin changed since they became billionaires and one way they're the same? Or 5 ways Dustin tried to woo Chris with his money and one time he didn't need to? IDK, just something fluffy. Could work for Eduardo/Mark too.

[RPF] Andrew/Jesse

Andrew converts Jesse into a hipster.

Fill: It's Probably Too Obscure for You 1/(idk yet but probably 3)


It starts when Jesse’s breaks his glasses and Andrew insists on going with him to buy a new pair. Jesse grabs a random pair as soon as they walk in, because it’s not like he'll be able to see better with any specific pair of frames. Andrew, on the other hand, spends a good five minutes looking at all of the choices before handing Jesse a pair of Ray-Bans (http://www.lenscrafters.com/eyeglasses/14/ray-ban/6609036).

“Put these on. I want to see how you look,” Andrew orders. Jesse is a bit hesitant, but he puts the glasses on to show Andrew.

“It’s decided then. You’re getting those.” 


Jesse can't help but feel weird when wearing his new glasses. They seem so not him.

"Where are your glasses?" Andrew asks.

"I, um, decided to wear contacts today. The new glasses make me look a bit ridiculous."

"Oh." Jesse might be imagining it, but he thinks Andrew sounds disappointed.


His feelings about his new glasses soon change when he realizes that they turn Andrew on.

Jesse is sitting on the couch reading when Andrew suddenly straddles him and begins to kiss him boneless.

"Where did that come from?" It's not like Jesse's minds, but it seems kind of random.

"You look so fucking hot with those glasses on." Andrew voice sounds low and throaty and all Jesse can manage to get out is, "Oh."

[RPF] Andrew/Jesse OR Eduardo/Mark Black Swan AU

Mark/Jesse is Nina and Eduardo/Andrew is Lily.


[RPF] Andrew/Jesse OR Eduardo/Mark Glee AU

In which Jesse/Mark is Kurt Hummel and Andrew/Eduardo is Blaine Anderson.

[RPF] Andrew/Jesse OR Eduardo/Mark Alice In Wonderland AU


[GEN] Justin Timberlake

Justin ships Andrew/Jesse(as in, he reads fic, writes fic, always staring at them and being creepy, ect. ect.)

[RPF] Jesse/Andrew

someone filled a prompt about Andrew being an active member of the TSN Kink Meme, well, what if it was Jesse who's always posting prompts, making fills, ect? And then Andrew finds out and Jesse is embarrased and then later some sexytimes ensue...


Eduardo/Mark, teasing

Playful, good natured and affectionate teasing about one's ability to reduce the other to a pleading and undignified mess in bed. Roles are up to you and warding off of orgasms is an awesome bonus!

Short Fill!

Mark knows Eduardo so well. It’s a fact that Mark dwells on often, and when he does, he can’t quite push the lingering smile off his lips, will never get tired of all the intimate planes of Eduardo that Mark knows like the back of his own hand.

Today is just like any other day, but Mark has Eduardo spread out on their bed, intent on leaving no inch of his smooth, golden-perfect skin untouched. He’s been at this for about a half hour, but is only just getting to Eduardo’s chest. Mark’d spent the better part of the time just kissing Eduardo long and hot and slow, and Eduardo is getting all mumbly and gaspy just the way Mark likes him, where he can’t form more than a few broken syllables, incoherent with how good Mark is making him feel.

Mark’s lips curve into a smile when his mouth slants down Eduardo’s left side and he goes tense, head dropping back against the pillows and mouth falling open into a plea. “Mark,” he moans, clutching at Mark’s shoulders, “please. Please, please,” he begs, and Mark has to bite his lip to pull away, so tempted is he to just give in to Eduardo’s demands.

“Look at you,” Mark says, voice rough. “You’re just a beautiful mess,” he whispers against Eduardo’s navel, pressing a gentle kiss in the skin right below his belly button before sucking gently. Eduardo moans, and Mark can’t hold back his smirk, “Aren’t you?”

“Mark, please,” Eduardo says again, hips thrusting back, whining low in the back of his throat.

“Couldn’t keep my hands off you all day,” Mark says, ignoring Eduardo’s pleas and grabbing his hips, pinning them down and reveling in the way Wardo twists under his hands. “You looked so good in your suit,” he says, biting across Eduardo’s abdomen, and then, “What if the board could see you now?” he asks, voice low, and Eduardo’s eyes squeeze shut, he moans long and loud with a note of surprise in it, and yeah, Mark totally figured. He draws circles across Eduardo’s flat stomach with his finger as he idly sucks a hickey into Eduardo’s hipbone, tracing invisible patterns criss crossing all over Eduardo’s deliciously tan skin and watching the muscles twitch under him. Eduardo is always so responsive, always wants Mark so much he’s just shy of physically needing it.

“Come on, Mark,” Eduardo says, breathless, trying to get his legs over Mark’s shoulders. Mark meets his gaze with promise.

“I’m getting there,” he says, bypassing Eduardo’s cock entirely but stopping to breathe over his balls, watch the way Eduardo shakes all over, the straight line of his spine quivering out of alignment. “Don’t make me lose my train of thought,” he warns, mouth brushing Eduardo’s skin, hot to the touch with every syllable.

“S-sorry,” Eduardo stutters out, and Mark has to bite down on the sharp flare of arousal he feels unexpectedly, wrapping his fingers back around Eduardo’s hips and tilting him up on an angle, leaning down to lick Wardo slowly from balls to tailbone, dragging his tongue across the flesh of Eduardo’s ass and pressing his lips in firmly as he goes.

“Shit, shit, Jesus, please, Mark,” Eduardo babbles out, and Mark can’t help but smile, stops himself from pressing his tongue in to continue,

“Imagine if they could see the way you look,” Mark says, watching Eduardo tremble and feeling very powerful, “Out of your dignified suit, so very put together,” he says, pressing his face back in between the cheek’s of Eduardo’s ass and breathing over his hole, “Coming apart under my hands.”

“Mark,” Eduardo moans, tongue tripping over the consonants, “Please - wanna come,” he says, voice cracking, and Mark clamps down again on a shudder.

“Not until I’m done,” he says, mouthing the words carefully over the small of Eduardo’s back, “You have to wait.”

Eduardo moans, sounding for all intents and purposes as if someone is torturing him. Mark wants to tell him to be quiet, but lives for the way Eduardo begs for him, the sweet way he asks so nicely for what he wants, the pretty shapes his mouth makes when he moans out Mark’s name.

“Okay,” Eduardo acquiesces, and Mark smiles. Eduardo’s always so good like this, he makes Mark so happy, and so Mark figures it’s time he give something back. No more teasing. He’s going to give Eduardo exactly what he wants.

Re: Short Fill! - (Anonymous), 2011-04-08 04:40 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Short Fill! - (Anonymous), 2011-04-09 01:09 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Short Fill! - skyearth85, 2011-04-12 01:13 pm (UTC)(Expand)

Eduardo/Mark, daddyissues!mark

I kinda feel bad for wanting this because Mark is already so alienated socially/emotionally, but...I just want to read something where Eduardo grew up in this really happy, supportive, close-knit family and Mark is the one who has a crappy relationship with his father.

And, I don't know, maybe Eduardo figuring out that's why he never answers calls from home or talks about his family and Mark wants facebook to impress his dad?

idek, just something where Mark has daddy issues and Eduardo tries to help

Eduardo/Mark or [RPF]Andrew/Jesse, love letters

Please, I seriously need some. Heartfelt, romantic, dirty, longing, whatever, but love letters of some kind.

Emails and the occasional text are also more than acceptable. Or alternatively, setting the story in another time period is which physical letters would be more common would also be wonderful, or maybe they have some kind of agreement to use snail mail sometimes, idk.

Re: Eduardo/Mark or [RPF]Andrew/Jesse, love letters

Confessions pt. 1 and 2 by fixedfoot (Jesse/Andrew) <--highly recommend, the writing's incredible!)


(fic) Love is wild like a fire burning, underneath the rain, but this is not the same (Never Quite Reaching) (Jesse/Andrew)


(the bottom one's mine and I feel like I'm self promoting myself too much or something but what I wrote fit your criteria so yeah).

P.S. I'm in the process of writing a response/companion piece to fixedfoot's Confessions and my piece....uh, it's kind of complicated.

P.P.S. I'm not sure if there are any Mark/Edurado ones. I haven't run across them so far?

Eduardo/Mark, War Games AU

Based on the 80's film with Matthew Broderick-
Mark is the teen genius computer hacker who hacks into the government's security system and accidentally almost starts World War Three. Eduardo is the sexy friend who gets half-accidentally and half-voluntarily caught up in it all.


This is the story of how Mark and Eduardo met:

Fill - Exposed (1/2)

Disclaimer: Complete fiction. In no way related to the actual persons so named.

It’s an inauspicious meeting to say the least. Mark doesn’t get the name of the guy who sees him, but he remembers him very well. And two years later, when Chris introduces them, Mark can see from the look on his face that Eduardo Saverin also remembers.

So Mark retreats into humor. “I’m a Terminator,” he says flatly.

And Eduardo laughs. He gets it. Even as Dustin and Chris look on in confusion, Mark very clearly thinks He’s going to be a good friend.


Eduardo asks him about it months later and Mark again deflects with humor. “Sometimes I just wake up places without my clothes. Usually after full moons. It’s weird.”

Eduardo laughs and lets it go.


The next time Eduardo asks, Mark says, “It was a dream. You know, one of those naked in public ones.”

“And how did I see this dream?”

“Shared dreaming. It’s a thing.”

“Ah,” Eduardo says. He smiles and shakes his head. “Someday, I’m going to get the real story from you.”

Not if I can help it, thinks Mark.


Eduardo brings it up indirectly by giving Mark a trench coat as a present in front of Chris and Dustin. Mark gives him an unamused look.

Eduardo smiles and says, “In case you want to be a bit more… discreet.”

“About what?” Dustin asks. “Why does he need a trench coat? Is Mark following someone? Is he, like, being a spy? I think that’s actually called stalking if you’re not with law enforcement.”

“I’m not stalking anyone,” Mark says.

“Maybe he’s flashing people,” Chris says with a grin.

Dustin starts laughing and Chris joins in. Mark glares at Eduardo. Eduardo shrugs.


A few weeks later, Dustin, Chris, Mark, and Eduardo are settling down for Chinese takeout and a movie when Eduardo fishes something out of his pocket and hands it over to Dustin. It’s a pair of ‘X-Ray Specs’.

“These are so cool. Where did you find them?” Dustin asks as he puts them on and stares at the TV.

“I picked them up somewhere. Thought you might like them.” Eduardo looks directly at Mark and then says, “I certainly don’t need them.”


Mark’s looking for the Cease and Desist letter in his old stuff. He told his lawyers that he’d probably thrown it out, but he’d promised to look. The depositions are in a couple of weeks. Wow, there’s a lot of crap in these boxes. He stops when he comes across the ‘X-Ray Specs’. He sits there and holds them and thinks.

Fill - Exposed (2/2) - twilight_shades, 2011-04-10 07:02 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Fill - Exposed (2/2) - des_pudels_kern, 2011-04-10 07:39 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Fill - Exposed (2/2) - skyearth85, 2011-04-10 08:14 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Fill - Exposed (2/2) - twilight_shades, 2011-04-11 12:02 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Fill - Exposed (2/2) - twilight_shades, 2011-04-10 11:59 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Fill - Exposed (2/2) - leladancer18, 2011-04-11 09:55 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Fill - Exposed (2/2) - twilight_shades, 2011-04-12 06:33 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Fill - Exposed (2/2) - xbriyeon, 2011-06-01 02:11 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Fill - Exposed (2/2) - twilight_shades, 2011-06-01 09:30 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Fill - Exposed (2/2) - szoszo, 2011-06-22 03:09 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Fill - Exposed (2/2) - twilight_shades, 2011-06-22 04:23 am (UTC)(Expand)

[Crossover] Mark/Lisbeth Salander, optional Eduardo/Mark

has no one prompted this yet?!

basically anything with this pairing! she could be in Erica's role or it could be post-movie or during Harvard or they could be rival hackers or whatever the fuck you want. feel free to throw Mark/Eduardo in there too. ♥

Fill Prompt #1, Part I: Crossover L/M; E/M

I have to apologize in advance, I had real trouble imaging a world where they would cross paths and it would go smoothly in Mark's Harvard time or during her adventures against the people that ruined her life, so in order to make this effective... I went a more present future and had to characterize slightly OOC on both to make it work in a way that it would go favourably.

Standard disclaimers apply

“Mark, Mark, we’ve got a problem,” Chris called when he walked into the offices of Facebook.

“What kind of problem?” He demanded running over. The idea that his Facebook was in trouble, usually meant immediate and deliberate fierce action, it was quite possible that when it came to his creation nothing else was more important.

When Mark got there, he realized the screen was frozen and the coding was un-savable. Someone had hacked into their database, the rational part of his mind knew this was a huge problem, they need to solve this yesterday.

The part of Mark that admired the hacker thought that person deserved a job.

Of course, this wasn’t exactly the time to be having those kinds of thoughts. Not when an entire room of computer geeks were in hysteria. COMPUTER GEEKS, the same people that used to for fun hack into their own high school records and changed a B to an A or something equally juvenile.

This person clearly was wasting their potential. Not that Mark was going to think about that. No, he was going to stop it. The question however was how he was going to stop it.

Chris looked at him, “Have a plan yet?”

“No actually. Do you think we can trace their IP address and offer the hacker a job?”

Chris scowled.

Never call Mark Zuckerberg in the face of an emergency he had no idea how to act rational.

Re: Fill Prompt #1, Part 2: Crossover L/M; E/M - (Anonymous), 2011-05-31 07:28 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Fill Prompt #1, Part 2: Crossover L/M; E/M - (Anonymous), 2011-05-31 08:49 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Fill Prompt #1, Part 2: Crossover L/M; E/M - (Anonymous), 2011-06-01 05:36 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Fill Prompt #1, Part 2: Crossover L/M; E/M - (Anonymous), 2011-06-01 10:44 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Fill Prompt #1, Part 3: Crossover L/M; E/M - (Anonymous), 2011-06-01 10:42 am (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Fill Prompt #1, Part 4a: Crossover L/M; E/M - (Anonymous), 2011-06-05 10:59 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Fill Prompt #1, Part 4b: Crossover L/M; E/M - (Anonymous), 2011-06-05 11:00 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Fill Prompt #1, Part 5: Crossover L/M; E/M - (Anonymous), 2011-06-14 12:17 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Fill Prompt #1, Part 5b: Crossover L/M; E/M - (Anonymous), 2011-06-14 12:19 pm (UTC)(Expand)

Eduardo/Mark or Andrew/Jesse; AU

Character A is in a band. Character B is either a) also in a band, b) a groupie, or c) working for them on tour as a tech or something. Or maybe just established relationship where character b comes on tour with character a to fawn over them and their amazing talent~

cauuuuse it feeeeeeels like stealin' hearts callin' your name from the crowd