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IMPORTANT: please DO NOT post prompts about any non-public people as part of a prompt. for example: randi zuckerberg is fine as she is a public figure both on the internet and on facebook itself. priscilla chan is NOT as she is not a public figure.

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♥ we are slash, femslash, het, three-and-moresomes etc. friendly. (we are even incest friendly what with some of our characters being twins and all...)
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THERE WILL BE UNMARKED SPOILERS. enter at your own risk! :D


i know you guys are enjoying this meme and i appreciate that but please can you put the SUBJECT HEADER on your prompt. you would REALLY be helping me out if you could do that. it just saves time for me when i'm trying to tag everything in delicious.

AND PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE DO NOT repost prompts from parts one, two or three over here again. the delicious is around for people to find prompts they may not have already seen.

i know i'm lost -- 14a/?

After unlocking the door, he turned back to the two blushing boys, who had about six inches in between them after the teacher had embarrassed them completely by accident. “If you guys want to make out, I’m all for it by the way. Just not in the classroom and not after 7:10. I’d rather neither of you got detention. Teacher secret.” With that he turned around and headed into the class, while Eduardo and Mark burst into laughter.

“I thought you were going to die of embarrassment.” Mark choked out as Eduardo held the box in one hand, the other on his side.

“I felt like I might.” Then they both laughed harder, both replaying the scene in their minds, their history teacher awkwardly staring at the door.

“Do you know what I heard?”

“What?” Mark responded, slowing gaining his breath back.

“I heard Gilliam and Snyder live together.”

Mark shrugged “That’s logical.”

Eduardo laughed again, his stomach hurting from how hard he was laughing. “You are just ridiculous sometimes.”

Mark arched an eyebrow. “Is that a bad thing?”

Eduardo shook his head. “No, it’s perfect.” His laughter subsided as he looked back down at the box.

“So, was that a yes to the concert thing? I figured we could stay with my family or in a motel if we wanted to be fancy.”

“Yes, of course, Mark. Why would I say no?”

Mark shrugged again. “I’m not as talented as Dustin with the mix thing. I took ones I had then just Wikipedia’d songs about New York to add more.”

“No Mark, it’s amazing. I love it.” He had been slowly inching closer and after that statement, leaned down and kissed Mark, who still had a slushie and a coffee in his hands. “Now maybe we should study?”

Mark groaned, but Eduardo poked him in the side until he acquiesced.

“Fine.” Eduardo beamed at Mark handed him his coffee then lead him into the classroom.

He had the best boyfriend ever.

Eduardo passed the test with ease, spending the extra time after the test alternating between waiting for Mark to finish and getting frustrated texts from Chris, which got funnier and funnier as the day went on.

omg Eduardo why does Mark have to be perfect? This makes me miss Dustin.

who is divya and why does Cameron Winklevoss keep making eyes at Dustin like he’s going to eat him?

Dustin looks so geek chic today. Also tired. Ask Mark about him.





But sadly for Chris, Mark had convinced Drew to let him and Eduardo help repaint the dressing rooms and the two of them were busy goofing off, painting and listening to the CD Mark had made, Eduardo exclaiming how much he had liked the song that had just played every time a new song came on, and excitedly jumped on when one he knew came on. By the end of the period Mark had a slash of light blue paint on his pant leg, Eduardo had a streak running through his hair of white from the trim, and the armchairs, which furnished the room, were covered in splatters of both colors.

New York Mix
Sunshine All Night – Gold Motel
My Metrocard – Le Tigre
Hard To Kill – Brendan Hines
Brooklyn (Owes The Charmer Under Me) – Steely Dan
I’m Waiting For The Man – The Velvet Underground
Bulls In Brooklyn – The Academy Is …
Hey There Delilah - Plain White T’s
Miss New York – Brendan Hines
11:11 – Rufus Wainwright
The Boxer – Bob Dylan
Manhattan – Dinah Washington
New York, New York – Frank Sinatra

( Mix here - hxxp://www.mediafire.com/?bqxp264brnu8ovr)

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Re: i know i'm lost -- 14a/?

i also have more for tonight, lj and i just keep having words about what i can and cannot post.

Re: i know i'm lost -- 14a/?

Oh, sure thing darling anon. I'll be reading it later. No worries.

i know i'm lost -- 14b/?

Tuesday afternoon, Chris caught a glimpse of Mark talking quietly in a corner with who he thought was Cameron Winklevoss, but he could have been mistaken. Chris was just the secretary, whenever the two vice presidents went into one of their weird eyebrow staring matches Chris began to doodle pictures of him and Eduardo in spacesuits.

Some dreams never died.

But he was quite concerned, because if Mark was smirking at Tyler, it would be another story entirely. It was always difficult to tell the difference between the twins on Tuesdays because they both slicked their hair back and they both wore navy blazers, though normally they wore different color shirts which Chris always noted at the beginning of the meeting so he wouldn’t call them the wrong name like he had all of their freshman year.

After a few minutes Mark laughs and the twin he’s with sighs with relief and clasps Mark’s shoulder, laughing with him. Then he catches the eye of Chris and gives him a “what did I do this time” look, which meant it was Cameron. Tyler was much angrier than Cameron, that’s all Chris knew. Chris shrugged and headed into the classroom.

And then the idea hit him.

Tyler had asked Mark – who was taken but Tyler didn’t know that – to the Homecoming Dance, which was in three weeks.

Dustin, by the way that Cameron Winklevoss was flirting with him, was still single.

Therefore Dustin did not have a date to the dance in three weeks.
Neither did Chris, though Katie kept dropping hints that if his mystery man didn’t show up in time, she would be proud to go with him. She was cute and all but Billy from English had his eye on her and he knew that eventually she would give in.

He spent the whole entire meeting writing down movies to watch when he got home. He was thinking something straight from Shakespeare a la Ten Things I Hate About You. In reality, he surmised as he drew out a character map of him, Eduardo, Mark and Dustin, Dustin would have to be Bianca and he would have to be Cameron, though he would have to play Patrick to win Dustin back.

Plan: Completed.


Wednesday Mark had to work, because Ellen was planning out his outfits for going to New York, but he got off early and headed over to The Grindhouse, where he had made up a list about what to pack in New York, lists of numbers in case his parents needed them for references that Mark wasn’t a serial killer because Eduardo had yet to introduce his boyfriend to his parents, namely because his mother would finally put two and two together and his father would harass Mark about colleges, like he was doing to Eduardo and Chris whenever Chris managed to get caught in their kitchen, which was a lot lately because Mae I am from the South, I eat my feelings when I am confused. Chris treated Eduardo’s mom as his own, as did Eduardo, but Eduardo’s father was still called Sir by Chris and Chris rarely directly made eye contact. It was hilarious but also a testament to the respect – or fear – Eduardo’s father got in his household.

Eduardo had told his mother he and Chris were going to the city for a concert and his father that he was scouting out New York locations with Chris for a second Grindhouse, which had gotten his father off his back.
Mark had pulled on a ratty old Harvard sweatshirt in the cold Boston night, and Eduardo snuggled up to his side as he detailed the plans for the city – go in on the subway, get lost, pick out a cheap tourist hotel because Mark had saved money for this, they were going to do it right, do touristy things, go to the concert, then Mark said, in a deep whisper, maybe they could recreate Nick & Norah’s Infinite Playlist.

Eduardo made a face at this. “Who does that make me – Kat Dennings or Michael Cera?”

i know i'm lost -- 14c/?

Eduardo snorted. “Okay, Mister Picky. Who would you have cast?”

Mark sighed, nudging him with his elbow. “Alison Pill as Norah. She would have been kick-ass. I woulda dyed Hunter Parrish’s hair black and made him Nick.”

Eduardo though about it. “Not bad. I like Kat Dennings though.”

“That movie never happened.”


Mark took a sip of his water, which he had only because he was going to drink two Red Bulls when he got home and finish the rest of the homework for the week and Eduardo had asked him to stay hydrated. “So Dustin got a car.”

“Is that where he went to Monday?”

“No, he went to get his license Monday. His mom surprised him with a car and a school parking permit when I drove him home today.”

“Are you excited?”

Mark shrugged. “It’s nice having him around. We’ll just alternate days driving or both drive if one of us has a club or something. Gotta save the environment.” Eduardo laughed. “When’s Chris getting his license?” This caused Eduardo to laugh even more, and Mark to sputter. “What?”

“Chris wishes he could drive. He’s failed. Three times.” Mark laughed after that, the both of them snickering at Chris, who was pouting at the counter.

“Dustin can drive Chris home on Friday. He told me he’d be cool with it.”


“Yeah. I figured you could leave your car at my place. It won’t get stolen or anything. Plus it’ll make Dustin and Chris at least talk a little bit. Dustin’s awful about talking and driving.”

Eduardo snickered, then elbowed Mark. “Mark?”

“Hmm?” It wasn’t a word in Mark’s vocabulary, per se, but it was a sound Eduardo had grown to like, rumbling somewhere from his diaphragm. It made Mark’s chest rumble.

“I’m really excited about this weekend.” Mark blushed, and went back to highlighting the notes that Eduardo had given him for the Econ test Friday.

A few minutes later, as Eduardo squinted through the next chapter in World, he heard a soft whisper from behind his right ear. “Me too.” He sighed with happiness.


Chris let out a whoop when Eduardo told him about the plan for Friday. He would totally make Dustin like, a CD or something, which started with something really cheesy and really Dustin, like Vanessa Hudgens’ Baby Come Back. It had to work. It just did.

Plus, it meant he actually had to force interaction with Dustin, which he was not going to fuck up this time. He was getting physically sick of all of the lovey dovey posts on Eduardo’s tumblr about Mark, and ew he never wanted to think about Mark Zuckerberg in that way but apparently he could keep up with both his best friend and Tyler Winklevoss and who knew, maybe he’d passed some of that on to Dustin in their one kiss.

He was kinda pissed that Mark and Antonio had gotten to Dustin before him though. Chris knew once all of this was cleared up, though, that he would be the best Dustin had ever had.

Another song to add to the list.

Re: i know i'm lost -- 14c/?

I'm also crossing my fingers for Chris to get things right with Dustin. And also Mark/Eduardo :D

Re: i know i'm lost -- 14c/?

i am hesitant about Dustin/Chris because i feel like i might get it wrong. it'll come though.

Re: i know i'm lost -- 14c/?

YES!!! I cannot wait to see Chris' mixtape.

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Chris is so hip he's square.