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It's Complicated: But sexy!

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IMPORTANT: please DO NOT post prompts about any non-public people as part of a prompt. for example: randi zuckerberg is fine as she is a public figure both on the internet and on facebook itself. priscilla chan is NOT as she is not a public figure.

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♥ you are encouraged to try and write a prompt for every request you make.
♥ we are slash, femslash, het, three-and-moresomes etc. friendly. (we are even incest friendly what with some of our characters being twins and all...)
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have fun!

THERE WILL BE UNMARKED SPOILERS. enter at your own risk! :D


i know you guys are enjoying this meme and i appreciate that but please can you put the SUBJECT HEADER on your prompt. you would REALLY be helping me out if you could do that. it just saves time for me when i'm trying to tag everything in delicious.

AND PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE DO NOT repost prompts from parts one, two or three over here again. the delicious is around for people to find prompts they may not have already seen.

i know i'm lost -- 17b/?

After that, they got to worst breakup.

“Tyler Winklevoss. He called me every hour on the hour for three days. It was awful.” Mark turned his eyes to Eduardo expectantly. “Well?”

“I’ve, um, only had you?” Eduardo blushed, his hands flying to his face and Mark paled. “I’m not a freak or something I swear!” Eduardo squeaked out between his fingers and Mark was truly shocked.

“No, Eduardo, no of course not. You’re perfect. Move your hands, you’re blocking my view.”

Eduardo peeked out between his fingers. “View of what?”

“You, you dick. Uncover your face so I can look at you.” Eduardo slowly peeled his fingers away from his face, and Mark took them both in one calloused palm. “I know I sound like that unnaturally tall kid that’s a dick on that Glee show, but I’m never going to break up with you. You will have to force me to leave you alone. I – I like you so damn much Eduardo Luis Saverin, you will have to murder me to get me to leave you alone.” And if it wasn’t intense enough, actually saying that, then the eye contact neither had broken just made it that much stronger. They sat there like this for a while, Mark tracing one hand with his index, then the other.

“Did you, uh, did you have sex with Tyler?” Eduardo asked, head bowed, and Mark’s heart pounded. He’d hoped that Eduardo had dated someone secretly, lost his virginity in the back of someone’s car like Mark had.

“We dated for eight weeks, and back then my confidence was kind of nonexistent. So yeah.” Mark bit his lip. “It was on Prom Night.” Eduardo gasped, then started to laugh. “It’s not funny!”

“You, Mr. I Don’t Give A Shit About People, had sex with the Junior Prince on Prom Night.”

“To be realistic, Alice totally stepped all over his feet and we’d gone on four dates and he asked my mom nicely if I could stay over at his house, Cameron was gone and he was lonely. But instead we got milkshakes and watched the stars and things got heated fast. It wasn’t perfect, but I mean, I wouldn’t undo it. It taught me a lot about myself.” Mark leaned back into the headrest, the images of that night replaying in his mind. Tyler taking a picture on his phone of him in that stupid crown. How hot it had been and how the McDonalds’ milkshake had actually tasted great down his throat, how Tyler had watched him slurp it down after a marathon code session, how he had felt shy when Tyler had slowly taken his shirt off. In retrospect, it was a realistic way to lose his virginity, unromantic, a tad messy, but he realized he wasn’t comfortable with Tyler’s big, overly calloused hands sliding across his chest. It hadn’t been great. It hadn’t been what he wanted. “Have you kissed someone else, before me?”

“Yeah, Christy Lee in the fourth grade, Chris a few times when we got tipsy on his mom’s wine stash, a guy from Harvard when we snuck into a party last year, and yeah, this dude named Mark. He was pretty chill.” For that he got an elbow in the chest.

“Wardo?” This, like the mhmm, was a word that wasn’t in everyone’s vocabulary, but was something that made Eduardo relax. “Wardo?”

“Yes, Mark?” While Mark had reminisced or whatever, Eduardo had closed his eyes. For this, he opened one eye.

“Do you want to have sex with me?”

If it had been anyone but Mark, Eduardo would have been caught completely off guard. But for Mark, the way he titled his head, his eyes earnest, that he knew that it was an honest question, and deserved an honest answer. “Yeah, I do.”

This caused a grin unlike one Eduardo had ever seen before – it was as if the sun had exploded in Mark’s eyes, his mouth, his dimples. Genuine, happy, adoring. All for Eduardo. His heart did flips in his chest as Mark took his hand. “Okay.”

They spent the rest of the train ride holding hands, checking messages, reading books, just anticipating the train stopping and getting to their hotel. The train was on time, 7:49 exactly and Eduardo picked up the suitcase as Mark waited for him in the seat, watching the people go by. “Ready?” Eduardo goaded, and a flash of Mark’s eyes told him he was in for a ride.

i know i'm lost -- 17c/?

Mark led him by the hand out of Penn Station, hailing a taxi with one hand, keeping his right hand in Eduardo’s left, never leaving as he pulls open the taxi door, takes the suitcase, shoves it towards the left side’s foot area and then slides in, tugging Eduardo behind him. It was electric, being next to Mark without areas, knowing that he and Mark would be actually alone in minutes time, no parents to barge in, no school to get to in the morning.

Eduardo was slightly scared, but Mark’s hand in his gave him a bit of confidence. He’d been so caught up in his thoughts that he hadn’t felt Mark tell the cabbie their destination. Mark pulled something out of his bag, fiddling with the frames and pulled them on. Eduardo giggled as Mark raised an eyebrow. “Haven’t I told you? I’m Clark Kent.” This caused Eduardo to laugh even harder, his other hand reaching out for Mark’s glasses. “No Eduardo, you can’t have these. These are what will get us into the hotel.”


“Well, my cousin and I look freakily alike except for the glasses and freckles, so last year I won his ID off of him during a very intense game of Sock Wrestling. So now my name is Eli Zuckerberg, 23, from Montauk, New York.”

“And I am?”

“Eduardo Saverin, my gorgeous sidekick to distract all the young twinks down in Soho.” Mark got an elbow for that, and chuckled at his own joke.

The cab stopped not long after that at 108 Forsyth Street, New York City, New York, and Eduardo clutched at Mark’s hand. He’d never been without his parents in New York City before for a weekend – he and Chris would drive up and down if they wanted to see concerts, never staying. Mark was his anchor in this foreign land.


Mark hoped Eduardo didn’t notice his palms had started to sweat. He and Dustin had come here during the summer after Mark had gotten his first paycheck and some money from his birthday saved up and they had messed around in what they referred to always as their city. He and Dustin had always shared a bed, so it hadn’t been awkward. Dustin loved to cuddle.
He wasn’t so sure about Eduardo.

They checked in with relative ease, the desk clerk remembering him from four months ago, asking him how his cousin Michael was with a twinkle in her eye. Mark had gone silent.

He and Eduardo’s room was on the third floor, and the elevator ride was excruciatingly long for something that in reality was about thirty seconds long. Then, without warning, Eduardo dropped his hand and took off with the bag as they landed, giggling down the hallway. Mark smiled and took off after him. Unlike Eduardo, Mark was nowhere near in shape, so he lagged behind as Eduardo laughed at him from in front of the door.

Then Mark realized how lucky he was – in his favorite city, with his favorite person, about to show Eduardo how much he loved him. Though he wasn’t going to tell Eduardo he’d been in love with him since Eduardo had rolled the r in his name the first time he’d introduced himself to Mark, eight years old and a bit shy.

Mark pressed Eduardo out of the way, slid the key card in and out, then opened the door and pulled Eduardo behind him, suitcase still in Eduardo’s hand. Mark grabbed it and chucked it across the room, one hand reaching out for the door, the other grabbing Eduardo’s coat so once the door was closed he could drag Eduardo into it, laughter still in Eduardo’s eyes.

“I think we’re alone now.” Mark deadpanned as he and Eduardo came eye to eye, Mark on his tiptoes to meet Eduardo face to face. And then he kissed Eduardo, hands on Eduardo’s belt loops, and he was so nervous. Eduardo’s hands soon followed his, rubbing a hand over Mark’s lower back, and Mark knew where this was going. Minutes later, finally able to detach, he caught his breath. “Eduardo.” He said inches from Eduardo’s mouth, already red from Mark. “Eduardo, let me do this for you. Let me do what I want. I’ll be the best, just let me –"

“Mark shut up. Just do it.”

So, with shaking hands, he reached towards Eduardo’s zipper.

Re: i know i'm lost -- 17c/?

You stopped before the good part started :P

Re: i know i'm lost -- 17c/?


(i did mean to get to it, i just get wordy when i talk about Mark.)

Re: i know i'm lost -- 17c/?

Hey, hey, take some deep breaths. Everything's gonna be fine, okay? :)

So I want to really reassure you that I'm sure your porn's gonna turn out splendid because I've read your work since the beginning and you've been passing by with flying colors. I don't know why you doubt so much about the sex stuff. Repeat after me. "I'll be fine." Are you doing that? (I hope you are).

You're good by the way, and it's all right. I'm just a humble fan. I'll read when you decide to post it up.

Last, I hope I've helped you out somewhat. :)

Re: i know i'm lost -- 17c/?

you're like my backbone. you remind me i have to at least try to write.
i'm just worried that it's going to be sucky because this will be the second time i've written sexytimes. fuck it, it's going to be great.

Re: i know i'm lost -- 17c/?

I hear you!! *nods*

Re: i know i'm lost -- 17c/?

You'll do fine!
Or, yanno, you could skip it...that's what I did, the first few times I got to something like that in my fiction...(actually, I still don't like it, but whatever)
Either way, whether you write it or skip it, this story has been an absolute gem to read, and it will continue to be wonderful, no matter what you decide.

Re: i know i'm lost -- 17c/?

i won't skip it, i'll write it but i'll most likely start giggling as i post it and die a little on the inside.
thank you for the support though - i've read a few of your things, and if you like it, it makes me feel a lot better.

Re: i know i'm lost -- 17c/?

If you're going to write it, I look forward to reading it!
And wait, really? I'm not that great, I barely finish things! But thank you, though!

Re: i know i'm lost -- 17c/?

you are pretty great actually - i have that issue a lot so that's why i write every day, even if i feel like it's crap so i can at least say i did it. it's why a lot of other fics i've started for personal reasons i never finish.

Re: i know i'm lost -- 17c/? - fuocotanzer, 2011-05-01 08:48 pm (UTC)(Expand)

Re: i know i'm lost -- 17c/?

lollll princess diaries soulmate writer, YOU TEASE. that was quite the cockblock.

seriously though, these two are adorable. wardo is totally mark's forever girl. <3

Re: i know i'm lost -- 17c/?

I AM SORRY. i actually meant to get all the ~sxctymz in one chapter, but i ramble.

they are ridiculous. i love it.

Re: i know i'm lost -- 17c/?

♥! They're so CUTE! You will be totally fine with the next part, anon. How could you not be? This story is awesome so far.

Re: i know i'm lost -- 17c/?

mark is a little, teeny bit ridiculous. shh don't tell anyone. <3 <3