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It's Complicated: But sexy!

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IMPORTANT: please DO NOT post prompts about any non-public people as part of a prompt. for example: randi zuckerberg is fine as she is a public figure both on the internet and on facebook itself. priscilla chan is NOT as she is not a public figure.

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♥ one pairing/prompt per comment please.
♥ you are encouraged to try and write a prompt for every request you make.
♥ we are slash, femslash, het, three-and-moresomes etc. friendly. (we are even incest friendly what with some of our characters being twins and all...)
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have fun!

THERE WILL BE UNMARKED SPOILERS. enter at your own risk! :D


i know you guys are enjoying this meme and i appreciate that but please can you put the SUBJECT HEADER on your prompt. you would REALLY be helping me out if you could do that. it just saves time for me when i'm trying to tag everything in delicious.

AND PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE DO NOT repost prompts from parts one, two or three over here again. the delicious is around for people to find prompts they may not have already seen.

i know i'm lost -- 20b/?

At this moment Mark chose to stir, rolling back over to where Eduardo was and growling deep in his throat, like a cat that had been awakened rudely from it’s sleep by being poked.

“Eduardo?” Mark called, and his voice was raw and deep and fuck, he had to finish up this conversation before Mark woke fully up and realized who Eduardo was talking to and about what.

“Yeah, I’m on the phone with Chris.”

“Tell your lover I said hi!” Chris chirped, and even for Eduardo it was a little too early for that tone.

“Why don’t you go fuck Dustin or something?” Eduardo murmured into the phone, and that got Mark set off.

“No one is fucking Dustin!” He proclaimed, shooting straight up in the bed. “Tell Chris if even thinks about putting a hand on Dustin without permission I will end him. Permanent records. Disciplinary referrals. Anything that’s out there, I will get.”

And that defensive streak was so hot an sleepy Mark – the crazed look in his eyes, his hair sticking up in all different ways – and all he wanted to do was touch.

“Did you hear that?”

“Yes. Tell Mark Dustin and I are hanging out later, and that I slept over last night but did not grope.”

“They’re hanging out later. Chris fell asleep on Dustin last night, so they’ve technically been on a date, but there was no groping involved.” Mark shrugged at this, leaning over to figure out where his own phone was – the pocket of his pants, Eduardo’s brain automatically popped out – and Eduardo went back to his conversation. “Mark says don’t put out unless you want to put up with the wrath of the Zuck.”

Chris chuckled into his ear. “Okay, genius. Hey look, my break’s over, so just text me when you get the chance.”

“Kay. Bye. Love you. Make good choices!”

“I hate you.” With that, Chris hung up, and Eduardo smirked at the phone, knowing he’d hit a soft spot. Chris actually cared about Dustin, he was nervous about going to wherever Dustin was taking him tonight and that was so cute it made Eduardo’s teeth hurt. It was like a tacky ‘80’s movie, except with better hair.

Mark was hovering over his pants, half bent over, reading his messages. This gave Eduardo a great view of ass, which was wide open as Mark was unselfconscious as he typed a text.

“Dustin’s moving phase eight up to phase three.”

“What happened to three through seven?”

“Chris ruined them, but apparently Dustin’s master scheme is to show Chris how much work he’s done for him. Also Dustin is going to dress sexy tonight, whatever that means. Probably wear those leather pants he bought himself.”

“Leather pants?”

“Yeah, the girl at the store told him his ass looked great in them and so he bought them. In fact, its why his dad made him get a job. Dustin’s family has money but his parents were sick of seeing him buy stupid shit when he could like, save for college or something.” Mark looked up from his phone. “Do you want breakfast? I know a place.” Then Mark actually looked at Eduardo and smirked. “You think you should put some lotion or something on that?” He asked smugly, and Eduardo grabbed at his collarbone, hoping it hadn’t gotten too bad overnight. He was tired ,and he didn’t do his normal his regular skincare routine, so he expected a few pimples as well, but he hadn’t had the time to check.

“Why, is it bad? Should I do something? I’ve never had a hickey before.” Eduardo admitted guiltily, and he watched as Mark took long, quick strides to slip himself into Eduardo’s lap, naked, and Mark’s morning wood had not gone down.

“No, it’s perfect.” Mark pressed up close and kissed Eduardo’s nose, then his cheek, then mouthed at his hickey, purple in the morning light. “Are you hungry?” He asks to Eduardo’s collarbone, and Eduardo’s stomach growls in answer. “Well, we should get dressed and go out to eat. We have all day and you wanted to see the city, didn’t you?” Eduardo nodded. Mark grinned.

i know i'm lost -- 20c/?


So Mark got up off his lap, trying to avoid giving Eduardo a eyeful of his junk, and padded into the bathroom, presumably to pee and groom himself. Eduardo laughed and texted a have a good day honey bunch ;) to Chris before popping up and walking over to the suitcase, laying out his and Mark’s clothes for the day, pulling on his underwear so he could put his clothes on quickly. After a few minutes of Eduardo preening and Mark doing whatever, they switched.

Then they headed out into the world, hand in hand, Eduardo’s hand in Mark back pocket, Mark’s arm wrapped around his waist. Eduardo had a cardigan over his v-neck, because it was fall, but the deep colored bruise was visible next to the light blue of Eduardo’s collar. It made Eduardo proud that he and Mark didn’t have to hide in their safe spots so that no one who knew Eduardo’s parents would see them and could potentially rat them out to Eduardo’s father, which would in turn cause Eduardo to lose the store, which would be the end of something Eduardo really liked.

He didn’t like it as much as he liked Mark though, and his father may be a homophobe but a son who could run a business was a bigger asset then a son who fucked boys. Well, at least that’s what Eduardo thought. His mother would be glad Mark was Jewish and knew how to do things that could keep up with the modern era, because she liked to tell Eduardo how hip she was.
Mark guided them to a café, getting them croissants and then getting Eduardo a coffee and himself a water. Eduardo nearly purred when the coffee hit his throat, so excited for caffeine. He wasn’t as bad as Chris, but he enjoyed his only cup, especially rich, deep blends like this one. It was a pleasure to drink coffee now, not an easy way to get energy when he was on the go. Even though sodas were more convenient, no one hand made your soda. It was a formula. Coffee was an art.

After Eduardo lowered himself into the seat slowly, Mark let Eduardo drink for a few minutes in the hum of the café before he started up a conversation. “Are you fully awake now?” Eduardo nodded. “Not a morning person?”

“No, I’m just enjoying the sights right now, if that’s okay with you.” Mark raised his hands. He’d never known to be a big talker, but by the way Mark’s hands kind of shook one would think he was nervous. “Are you okay?”

Mark sighed, through his whole body, his shoulders which were tense slouching forward, towards Eduardo. “Yeah, I just, I just want to make sure you’re okay. I’m sorry if I’m acting like your mother or whatever, just my first time I didn’t have anyone to talk to. Anyone experienced that is.”

“What did Dustin do?”

“Dustin hung up on me.”

“I’m fine, Mark. I’m a little sore but that’s all.” Eduardo took a sip of his coffee, and Mark relaxed some more, his hands slowly stopping the shaking. “Mark, you know you can always talk to me about –"

“Mark – Mark Zuckerberg?” An unfamiliar voice interrupted them, and Mark focused at something directly behind Eduardo’s head.


“Sean, Sean Parker. Remember, I talked to you over the summer about signing Pavlov’s Dogs?” Mark flushed red, and Eduardo was confused. He turned around to get a view of a navy shirt half tucked into what looked to be designer jeans.

“We, uh, we’re just a fun music band? We’re not looking to get signed.” Mark looked uneasily at Eduardo, then back to Sean though.

“That’s what they all say. Are you in town for your next show or?” His eyes drifted over Eduardo, and it was like Eduardo had been violated. He did not like this Sean person with their blue eyes, their weird smell, a phone number on the back of their hand.

“No, I’m going to a show. This is my boyfriend Eduardo.”

“Hi!” Sean enthused, and if Eduardo could have one superpower, it would be to kill people with his mind.

“Sean, uh, we’re kinda busy, so I’ll get Ellen to get in touch with you later?” Mark offered, and that seemed to satisfy Sean, who nodded excitedly.

“I’m late anyway! Nice to see you Mark.” And with that, Sean was gone, and the air had gone back to normal in the room.

Re: i know i'm lost -- 20c/?


I love this story and I especially love Mark and Eduardo's romance ahaha (I'm probably biased since they're my OTP). But yes, romantic and I love how you write Eduardo. <3 He's adorable and he loves romance books and just guh *_* And Maaaaaark, he wants to impress Wardo so much since the beginning, but he only needs to be himself and Eduardo falls hard haha <3

They're my favorite. :D And the whole sex scene guh it was so romantic and hot *________*

And ugh Sean >:| I smell trouble brewing. Hopefully Mark won't let Sean get in the way of their relationship!

Re: i know i'm lost -- 20c/?

i think that the way they're characterized it's hard to not have them be OTP. they're my favorite to write besides Dustin.

Sean had to be in there. every love story has a little conflict, right?

Re: i know i'm lost -- 20c/?

IS SEAN PARKER YOUR JP? that was my guess, hee. sorry I didn't comment last update dear anon writer, it wasn't bad, it was great! finals are just kicking my ass atm so I've been busy :/


Re: i know i'm lost -- 20c/?



Re: i know i'm lost -- 20c/?

The last part was wonderful! And sweet, I just didn't see it until now, which is just tragic.
A band? Is this the secret that Mark's been keeping, the secret involving Dustin's several phased plan?

Re: i know i'm lost -- 20c/?

the band was kind of a tie-in to a plan of Dustin's but who knows?

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Re: i know i'm lost -- 20c/?

i don't know how big Sean'll be yet, but he's gone as of now.

i think a guilty pleasure for me is writing the friendships - it's what attracted me to the prompt in the first place.