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It's Complicated: But sexy!

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IMPORTANT: please DO NOT post prompts about any non-public people as part of a prompt. for example: randi zuckerberg is fine as she is a public figure both on the internet and on facebook itself. priscilla chan is NOT as she is not a public figure.

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have fun!

THERE WILL BE UNMARKED SPOILERS. enter at your own risk! :D


i know you guys are enjoying this meme and i appreciate that but please can you put the SUBJECT HEADER on your prompt. you would REALLY be helping me out if you could do that. it just saves time for me when i'm trying to tag everything in delicious.

AND PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE DO NOT repost prompts from parts one, two or three over here again. the delicious is around for people to find prompts they may not have already seen.

i know i'm lost -- 29c/?

Not long after that the movie started, and Eduardo watched in wonder as things were shouted out in between dialogue. They were an equal opportunity offender, and it was funny when one of the prompters shouted at Mark, who played the criminologist, “Is it true that you fuck boys?” and Mark shrugged his shoulders and winked and replied with “It’s true.” The wink that accompanied it was dirty, and the rest of the crowd went nuts.

Doing the Time Warp showed that maybe Mark had more dancing skills then he knew, because it was him who led the Time Warp, instructing people to put on their hats and then strutting across the stage like a demented dance instructor. People were into it, following Mark’s lead and laughing into it.
Eduardo got rice in his hair, and he clapped when Ellen and Dustin got stripped down to their skivvies and Dustin tried to cop a feel, following with Ellen whacking him with her purse. Though Eduardo didn’t mean to, he definitely scammed on Chris, and he leaned over to Mark, who plopped next to him when not terrifying people as The Man With No Neck and whispered, “Did Dustin stuff?”

Mark snorted then scanned. “No, should he have?”

Eduardo scoffed. “Mark, Dustin is like, an anomaly. It’s like you two are brothers.”

“So you’re saying Dustin and I both have ill-proportionate dicks and should get them checked out?”

“No, I’m just saying, you’re both like, huge.”

“You’re pretty big yourself.”

“I’m like a giant standing next to you though. Dustin’s a midget.”

“And Chris?”

“Is not as well endowed as the three of us. I think he’ll have a seizure when he sees it.”

“He does every time Dustin takes his pants off.”

Eduardo scoffed, and Mark takes his hand, and when Mark does the cues, he uses Eduardo’s hands to smack the glove, then, when Chris is unwrapped he laughs and it echoes through his hand, like his pulse. When Chris runs past him, he stops in front of Mark and Mark smacks him on the ass, which sends him running again. Frank does the same thing, and Eduardo laughed as Mark’s family encouraged people to smack them on the ass and cheer for him.

The gags got funnier and funnier, and by the time the dining room scene came up, Eduardo didn’t know how he got here, but he was a mix of turned on and happy that he’d only been once before in his life. When Frank got to the front and roared at the crowd to get up, Eduardo did it without question. As Frank shouted for people who had seen the movie to sit down, all of the people in the front of the theatre sat down after the twenty five mark, leaving Eduardo alone and Mark chuckling in the seat next to him.

“Ladies, grab a tit, and it doesn’t have to be yours! Gentleman, grab a package – again, it doesn’t have to be yours.” Eduardo grinned and grabbed Mark through his pants.

“Eduardo.” Mark hissed, but Eduardo grinned and gripped Mark through the entire virgin pledge. When Eduardo plopped back down, he gave Mark one last squeeze before letting go and settling. “You are my kryptonite. Wanna sneak up to the back row?”

“Don’t you have a job to do, my love?”

“I can do it from the back row.”

“But then everyone can’t see what a good actor you are! I would hate to ruin that for them.”

So Mark sulked for the rest of the movie, and when his part came at the end, he stood straight and projected intensity at the audience, then introduced the cast for their bows. After that, Mark grabbed Eduardo and pulled him up the stairs, ready to debauch him.

“Mark – “

“Don’t worry, we’ll clean after this. I totally gave Frank the eyes.”

“The eyes?”

“Yeah, he and Ellen have sex up here all of the time.” And before Eduardo could protest, Mark covered his mouth with his own.


Dustin and Chris, however, got shooed out of the theatre by Frank and Ellen, Frank stuffing little packets of lube into Chris’ shorts, Ellen chasing the three of them down with what looked like condoms.

“Okay, we’ll go have sex now!” Dustin shouted.

But by the time they’d gotten back to Chris’, Chris was asleep and Dustin was nearly there, though he couldn’t go a night without a shower. So he picked Chris up bridal style and carried him into his own house, closing the door behind him.

Re: i know i'm lost -- 29c/?

i'm trying to picture Mark doing the Time Warp LMAO.