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It's Complicated: But sexy!


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[PART FOUR] CLOSED
THE SOCIAL NETWORK KINK MEME


ASK THE MODS * FAQ * DISCUSSION * RESEARCH * FILL LIST * PART ONE * PART ONE (OVERFLOW) * PART TWO * PART TWO (OVERFLOW) * PART THREE * (PART THREE (OVERFLOW)


GENERAL RULES;

IMPORTANT: please DO NOT post prompts about any non-public people as part of a prompt. for example: randi zuckerberg is fine as she is a public figure both on the internet and on facebook itself. priscilla chan is NOT as she is not a public figure.

if you're in doubt, please message the mod or leave a comment in the discussion post.



♥ post requests and responses in the comments to this post.
♥ be respectful.
♥ both a pairing/character AND a prompt/kink must be posted.
♥ one pairing/prompt per comment please.
♥ you are encouraged to try and write a prompt for every request you make.
♥ we are slash, femslash, het, three-and-moresomes etc. friendly. (we are even incest friendly what with some of our characters being twins and all...)
♥ no pairing bashing, OK? no need to wank over ships.
♥ long and short fics welcome. multiple responses encouraged!
♥ please try to refrain from saying 'seconded!' as much as possible.
♥ on RPF: Please disclaim that it is RPF, a work of fiction and in no way related to the actual actors/persons/etc. (i wouldn't even try and discourage RPF from this meme ;))
WARN FOR COMMON TRIGGERS, PLEASE




FORMAT OF PROMPTS;


♥ alphabetize pairings/threesomes/moresomes. (e.g. Eduardo/Mark/Sean etc.)
♥ put [RPF] before RPF prompts. (e.g. [RPF] Andrew/Jesse)
♥ for crossover prompts: "[Crossover], The Social Network Character(s)/Other Character(s), [Fandom]" (e.g. [Crossover], Eduardo/Columbus, [Zombieland])
♥ no "!" in pairings, only in descriptions. (e.g. Eduardo/Mark, FacebookCreator!Eduardo, CFO!Mark)
♥ anyone, everyone, no one? Use "Other." (e.g. Sean/Other)
♥ put [GEN] before GEN prompts.




FILLS;


♥ please don't embed. link to images/videos.
♥ no locked material. this includes communities, even if membership is open.
♥ fills can be posted anonymously or not.
♥ fills can be anything: fic, art, vid, fanmix, podfic, etc.
♥ all prompts are open to fills at all times, even if they have been filled in the past or are being currently filled by someone else. multiple fills are positively encouraged; if something appeals to you then do not be put off creating a new fill by the existence of a prior one.






[ARCHIVING]

[DELICIOUS]

[UNFILLED REQUESTS]

[FILLED REQUESTS]

[FLAT VIEW]


have fun!

THERE WILL BE UNMARKED SPOILERS. enter at your own risk! :D



PLEASE READ THE FOLLOWING;

i know you guys are enjoying this meme and i appreciate that but please can you put the SUBJECT HEADER on your prompt. you would REALLY be helping me out if you could do that. it just saves time for me when i'm trying to tag everything in delicious.

AND PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE DO NOT repost prompts from parts one, two or three over here again. the delicious is around for people to find prompts they may not have already seen.
Tags:

[GEN], Discworld!AU

(Anonymous)
Maybe they're a part of guilds; Mark and Dustin are in the Assassin's Guild, although Dustin secretly wishes he was in Fools' Guild. Maybe they're in Ankh-Morpork Assassins' Guild, school for professional killers, with a well-rounded education. Maybe they're with the wizards at Unseen University, blowing shit up. Maybe they're with the History monks, BEING REALLY AWESOME. Anything. Vetinari as an added bonus.

There must be a Discworld AU in every single fandom.

Re: [GEN], Discworld!AU

(Anonymous)
I wish I had the Disc-fu to pull this off! It could be something to do with the clacks? Since that's Discworld's ~new media~ war. You could totally cast Mark in a Moist-type role. Like after Facemash (or its Discworld counterpart) he has to run university admissions, or something, as penance.

TOO MANY POSSIBILITIES!

Re: [GEN], Discworld!AU

(Anonymous)
My Disc-fu is non-existent, anon, non-existent. YES, THERE ARE TOO MANY POSSIBILITIES. I was just going to leave the prompt with 'discworld!AU kthx' but that didn't feel right. Oh my god, Mark with university admissions, that sounds awesome. I want to see how he deals with the wizards and their reaction when they find out he doesn't care about eating.

FILL: shifty business part 1/?

(Anonymous)
A/N: Hello! I haven't read the most recent book in Discworld and it's been a while since I read the series, but I'm going to make an attempt on this. Hope this is to your taste. :-)

It was a brilliant morning. There was the usual smog, but from the Unseen University, you could see the sky properly*. It went unnoticed to the wizards, though, as they were the sleeping-in-late sort of lot. Except for the students of Professor Stibbons; they refrained from sleeping or eating as much as possible.

One in particular was the worst. From what Professor Stibbons remembered, students weren't supposed to be so dedicated to their studies. But then again, Mark was a strange one. Wizards, as a rule of thumb, were strange to the point of being insane and inane. Stibbons, at first, figured Mark was very much the epitome of those two qualities. But he found out that this student was a little different from the ordinary. Mark was much, much too focused for his own good. The professor wondered occasionally if Mark would have been better studying Headology instead. At least all that focus could be turned into something more...tangible in this world. But then again, his other student didn't quite fit the bill either. He seemed to be more appropriate for the Fools' Guild, but Stibbons didn't have the heart to let the boy know that wizardry might not be the best career choice for him.

Stibbons was steered away from his inner musings when the Archchancellor stepped into the room.

"I'm here to see Mr. Zuckerberg. Is he around, Professor?"

"That is debatable, sir, as he is currently 'wired in'."

"I need to speak to him immediately. Mr. Zuckerberg!" shouted the older wizard. There was a sound of books thudding onto the floor and a small cloud of dust could be seen rising from behind the multiple tubes and wires and ant farms.

"That would be me," said a young man who couldn't be older than twenty, rising from the mess and tangle that was Hex, UU's computing system.

"I know you are responsible for the fiasco last night. You will be assigned to administrative duties for the unforeseeable amount of time." Without giving the young student a chance to explain, the Archchancellor exited the room in a dramatic swoosh of the robes. Stibbons saw Mark's stare harden as he hurried after the old wizard.

"Fiasco?"


* With all the magic at UU, the sky looked a whole lot different from the rest of the city. Some wizards theorized that this was due to the fact that the smog was wise enough to stay away from campus. At least it kept the astronomers and amateur birdwatchers happy.

Re: FILL: shifty business part 1/?

(Anonymous)
!!! a fill!! you have filled my heart with glee, anon.

FILL: shifty business part 2/?

(Anonymous)
A/N: Part two! Enjoy! :-)

Dustin was dying to tell Chris about what actually went down last night. Except he couldn't. They were in the Library and this was the one place where the Silence Rule HAD to be kept. It didn't matter how far into the L-Space you were; the Librarian somehow knew if you had broken the silence. It was a lesson learned the hard way for the young wizard.

He was currently pretending to be absorbed in a tiny, green book on Quirmish spells, but he was more focused on drawing a picture of a dog with an awkward extra limb onto the floor; with chalk, of course and NEVER on the book itself. He tried that too and was dunked into the river of Ankh. He almost broke his neck. An involuntary shudder ran through his body at the horrid memory. Dustin thought he was in danger of being thrown into the sludge again when he heard the angry chant of OOK OOK.

"DUSTIN!" It was Mark - who looked really pissed. It was the way his eyes were brighter than usual and the way his brows furrowed rather menacingly. He was charging towards Dustin and Chris, even as the Librarian was trying to cover his mouth.

"Was it YOU?"

"What?"

"Was it you who told the Archchancellor about last night?" Oh, that.

"I haven't even told Chris yet," said Dustin, as he put up his hands.

"Tell me what? I mean, we should get out of here." Chris smiled rather nervously at the Librarian, who was practically wrapped around Mark in an attempt to shut him up. Dustin winced at the thought of the nasty orangutan-arm-shaped bruises.

Once they were outside, the library door shut behind them with a thud. Flinching at the sound, Dustin sheepishly looked at Mark and then at Chris. They both glared as if everything was Dustin's fault.

"For the record, I didn't blab about last night's epic stunt, Mark."

"What are you talking about? You guys really need to tell me. Right now."

"Fine. So Marky Mark," Mark promptly elbowed his friend as a warning, "and I went to the Golem on Rox last night for a nightcap. Erica was there and we were pretty smashed and..."

"She dared me to do something that actually made a different in the city. As if expanding our knowledge on magic isn't enough*. So I c-mailed that spell I developed a couple of nights ago."

"The kind that’s used to glue together a grimoire that’s falling apart. Listen, he froze the entire Clacks system in Ankh-Morpork. For at least ten minutes. Magic trumps, once again." Chris looked stricken, but Dustin could see the hint of admiration in his eyes.

"And? What did the chancellor say?" asked Chris.

"Admissions officer. For the month, at least." Mark's friends scrunched up their faces in sympathy.

"Drinks on me tonight, boys," said Chris, generously.

* Research on magic made a difference in the city - physical changes in space-time continuum. This argument really wasn't about Mark trying to assert his ego. What he didn't mention to his friend was the fact that he insulted the entire witch population by making a particularly ignorant comment about headology and the ability to do certain things that may have a whole section in Ge Fordge's Compenydyum of Sex Majick. Erica was not impressed. Being a proper Lancre witch, she didn't resort to fancy, typical magic that wizards tended to yield; she left Mark to dig his own grave.

Re: FILL: shifty business part 2/?

(Anonymous)
OP HERE

I HAVEN'T READ IT YET BUT OH MY GOD I KNOW THIS WILL BE THE MOST GLORIOUS THING EVERRR I LEGIT SCREAMED ANON THANK YOU FOR FILLING ILU LONG TIME OKAY

oh my god i'm sorry i didn't see it until today, i was away, so very far away from this fandom.

Re: FILL: shifty business part 2/?

This is great! Love the Pratchett-esque footnotes

Re: FILL: shifty business part 2/?

so never read the discworld stuff and my brain just completely miss the references. they're really going over my head, but it's interesting to read anyway.