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It's Complicated: But sexy!

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IMPORTANT: please DO NOT post prompts about any non-public people as part of a prompt. for example: randi zuckerberg is fine as she is a public figure both on the internet and on facebook itself. priscilla chan is NOT as she is not a public figure.

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♥ we are slash, femslash, het, three-and-moresomes etc. friendly. (we are even incest friendly what with some of our characters being twins and all...)
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have fun!

THERE WILL BE UNMARKED SPOILERS. enter at your own risk! :D


i know you guys are enjoying this meme and i appreciate that but please can you put the SUBJECT HEADER on your prompt. you would REALLY be helping me out if you could do that. it just saves time for me when i'm trying to tag everything in delicious.

AND PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE DO NOT repost prompts from parts one, two or three over here again. the delicious is around for people to find prompts they may not have already seen.

[RPF] Andrew/Jesse

During the laptop-smashing scene Jesse accidentally gets hurt and Andrew feels awful and really guilty about it ...
Basically some schmoopy h/c.

FILL PART ONE Re: [RPF] Andrew/Jesse

Hi! So I filled this. It's more comfort by way of Jesse comforting Andrew but I hope you like it nonetheless!

"He's wired in."


"He's wired in."

"Is he?"

The laptop smashes. Andrew's having a hard time separating himself from Eduardo. He feels such pain and betrayal and anger. Yes, anger's what he's really feeling the most right now.

"How about now, you still wired in?"

His blood is boiling. He can feel it rushing in his ears. God, Sean and Mark and--Mark. He was supposed to be his best friend. They're co-founders of Facebook. CEO and CFO. And now his shares have been diluted down to nothing. He's nothing to Facebook now. Nothing to Mark.

It takes him a second to get past the red hot fury blinding him in this scene. He's rattling off line after line and yelling about chickens and The Phoenix and soon enough he's at "Lawyer up, asshole." His breathing is labored and his fists are clenched so tight he thinks he might be drawing blood.

It's when he's leaning in that he notices Mark wincing as he gives his terse replies to Eduardo. He's holding his hand loosely against his chest and biting his lip in a way that's more Jesse than Mark. It's distracting enough to make Andrew break character.

"I'm not coming back for uh...shit. Sorry, David!" He apologizes quickly, looking back at Jesse just in time to see a small grimace appear and disappear before Andrew's really had time to blink.

Jesse tries to evade his eyes, but that's no good. Andrew's basically a professional by now at watching Jesse, as Mark or as himself.

"Why do you keep making that face?" He asks, clearing throat in an effort to reconcile his British accent with his Eduardo clothes and hair and mindset.

Jesse shrugs, but Andrew's nothing but persistent. The crew's taken his line fuck-up as a sign that it's time for a break, so no one's really paying them any attention right now. He pulls up a chair in front of Jesse and lifts his eyebrows in that expectant way that always seem to work.

As predicted, Jesse sighs before lifting his left hand with a frown. Two of his fingers look a bit more bent than the rest of them. "I um. It's not a big deal. I think you just broke two of my fingers with that laptop." He shrugs again, looking almost apologetic. "I'll be fine."

FILL PART TWO Re: [RPF] Andrew/Jesse

And here's the second and last part! Hope you enjoy :)

The first thing Andrew thinks is God, I love this man. The second is Oh fuck, I've just broken my boyfriend's fingers. He gingerly picks up Jesse's hand, swallowing down the insane amount of guilt he feels pooling in his stomach. Jesus, he's a terrible actor. So terrible, in fcat, that people actually get injured.

"Jess, I'm so sorry, love." He presses a quick kiss to the two broken appendages, already looking around for some help from the crew.

Jesse rolls his eyes at the severely saccharine gesture, but there's a smile pulling at the corners of his mouth. "Relax, Andrew." Jesse tells him, voice reluctantly fond. "I cracked my head open when I was eight and needed staples. This is nothing in comparison."

"I know, but..." Andrew is whining. He can't help it, though. He's a horrible boyfriend and actor and general human being. "David's going to kill me for this," He mutters, scooting back as someone finally comes to check out Jesse's fingers. "You'll have to wear a cast and filming will be delayed, and the media will have a field day with this."

He drops his head in his hands, ignoring the flat look Jesse is sending him.

"I can already see the headlines, Jess." He continues. " Andrew Garfield: Finger Breaker or First He Breaks Fingers. What's Next For Garfield? Stealing Candy From Babies? "

The woman looking at Jesse tries to hide her laughter and really, Andrew doesn't see what's funny. His career is already spiraling downward, and he hasn't even hit 30 yet.

"Andrew, really. You're being ridiculous."

He looks up at the sound of Jesse's voice. Jesse's still giving him that look, the one that makes Andrew feel like a child that's been caught with his hand in the biscuit jar.

"Have you been listening at all? This nice lady says you only knocked them out of position a bit. They're just sore right now, but nothing's broken." Jesse gives the woman a half- smile as she pats his shoulder and leaves. "Now stop bemoaning the end of your career. There are more important things to worry about. Like the fact that you should be feeling guilty about almost maiming the star of this movie."

And Andrew laughs, which is what Jesse's going for. He holds his hand out and Andrew obediently kisses Jesse's finger again, murmuring a soft "I love you" over his one.

"I feel terrible." He tells Jesse. "I'm sorry I almost maimed you. It was terrible of me. You wouldn't be able to give those spectacular handjobs in the bathroom if I actually had broken anything."

Jesse smiles. It's the one that makes his eyes crinkle and Andrew doesn't see it nearly as much as he wants.

"Yes, because giving you um, handjobs. That's the most important function of my hands. Yes. Right."

"Yes, right," Andrew agrees readily. "But in celebration of the fact that I will still be able to receive handjobs, I will carry your things and feed you and give you handjobs and anything else you need until your talented fingers fully recover."

Jesse gives him that look again. "Andrew, you do realize that I'm right-handed?" He asks. "I'm still able to take care of myself."

"Shut up and let me take care of you, Jesse." Andrew tells him.

Then kisses him.

And if the way Jesse gasps and whispers Andrews name means anything, he'll get to that handjob in just a moment.

Re: FILL PART TWO Re: [RPF] Andrew/Jesse

OP here: OMG, that was sooooo sweet! <3 <3
Tons of love!
Andrew was incredibly endearing. And awww, Jesse! You dearheart.

"I can already see the headlines, Jess." He continues. " Andrew Garfield: Finger Breaker or First He Breaks Fingers. What's Next For Garfield? Stealing Candy From Babies? "
This made me laughed out loud. XD
Poor Andrew. I shouldn't laugh. I really shouldn't. XD
That was great! <3 Thank you so much!

Re: FILL PART TWO Re: [RPF] Andrew/Jesse

Thanks!! So glad you liked it <3 Awesome prompt!! I had such a fun time writing it :)

Re: FILL PART TWO Re: [RPF] Andrew/Jesse

Yes, because giving you um, handjobs. That's the most important function of my hands. Yes. Right

this is halirious>3

Re: FILL PART TWO Re: [RPF] Andrew/Jesse

This was so adorable♥
Thanks for filling! ♪( ´▽`)

Re: FILL PART TWO Re: [RPF] Andrew/Jesse

"Shut up and let me take care of you, Jesse." Andrew tells him.

Awwww. This was so sweet and adorable. I love that it ends up being Jesse comforting Andrew. Thank you!!

Re: FILL PART TWO Re: [RPF] Andrew/Jesse

But the lady is watching

(Intently,I assume.)

Re: FILL PART TWO Re: [RPF] Andrew/Jesse

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee that's so cute <3