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It's Complicated: But sexy!

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i know you guys are enjoying this meme and i appreciate that but please can you put the SUBJECT HEADER on your prompt. you would REALLY be helping me out if you could do that. it just saves time for me when i'm trying to tag everything in delicious.

AND PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE DO NOT repost prompts from parts one, two or three over here again. the delicious is around for people to find prompts they may not have already seen.

[RPF] Andrew/Jesse; food

I have a sudden insatiable need for one eating something (probably sweet) off of the other. I figured Andrew/Jesse would be easier for this prompt, but I wouldn't mind Mark/Eduardo!

FILL: [RPF] Andrew/Jesse; food

“Hey Jess, I’m home!” Andrew calls over his shoulder, as he makes sure the door is shut behind him. His hands are full of groceries and today’s mail as he stumbles from the front hallway of their apartment into the tiny kitchen.

Thump. That would be the sound of everything hitting the floor as he surveys the kitchen with a look of dismay. “Jess? Hey Jess – do y’know what happened to the kitchen?”

It’s a complete mess. The color-coded shelves, the dishes normally stacked from largest to smallest, the glasses usually set upside down on their designated circles; everything is haphazard and out of place– but worst of all is the fridge. It is open, and basically ransacked.

Andrew gives one last look at the state of the kitchen before turning to search out why Jesse hasn’t answered him.

“Jess, seriously, what is - ”

The sight that greets him at the bedroom door stops him short. Jesse is sitting cross-legged on the bed, shirtless, holding a large book in one hand and a bottle of Hershey’s syrup in the other. He seems completely oblivious to the fact that there is some dripping down his chest as he reads. His focus is obviously in whatever he is reading (probably another history book or better yet, cartography) and as Andrew watches, mouth slightly open, Jesse tilts the bottle upside down and tries to catch some syrup in his mouth. Considering he can’t take his eyes off the book in his lap, he is not entirely successful, and Andrew watches as another small drip of chocolate lands on Jesse’s chest.


His voice is perhaps a little too high and breathy. But it gets his attention. Jesse finally looks up. He seems a little startled to find Andrew in the doorway and then flushes faintly pink as he looks from Andrew to the bottle to his lap and back to Andrew again.

“Sorry Andrew…I just…Um, I was really hungry and um, nothing in the, in the, fridge looked good and then, uh, I remembered that you had gotten some of this, of this, chocolate stuff last week, but I couldn’t um, find it anywhere, so I had to uh - ”

Before Jesse can say another word, Andrew is practically in his lap.


Bah, I really am a noob. The formatting didn't work, and I forgot to label it correctly. Sorry!

Re: FILL: [RPF] Andrew/Jesse; food

Also, OP, I'm not sure if chocolate syrup counts as "eating". So if you prompt me now, I am still writing and things can change...let me know!

Re: FILL: [RPF] Andrew/Jesse; food

i love it i love it i love it jsadohfjlskdfjlasdf

Re: FILL: [RPF] Andrew/Jesse; food


Re: FILL: [RPF] Andrew/Jesse; food

author!anon here. was that the OP saying they loved it? shall i continue?

Re: FILL: [RPF] Andrew/Jesse; food

not OP but yesssss please continue!

Re: [RPF] Andrew/Jesse; food

I mean, how could Jesse know that I bought the chocolate syrup for purposes other than eating it, Andrew thinks as he slides his tongue into Jesse’s half-open and astonished mouth. God, he tastes good.

His mouth finds it way across Jesse’s jaw-line and stops for a moment to nibble at his ear, pressing quick, soft kisses against his skin. He’s breathing a bit fast and he can smell the chocolate mixing with Jesse’s familiar scent. As he moves down to kiss his shoulder and collarbone, he feels a slightly sticky hand against his neck, and is jarred by the movement of Jesse’s shoulders as he laughs softly.

“Andrew? It’s nice to see you too.”

Andrew pulls back to look at Jesse’s flushed face, which looks shy and bemused, and lets out an involuntary groan as he sees the chocolate lingering at the corner of Jesse’s mouth. In one movement of his long lean body, Andrew has dropped Jesse’s book to the floor, set the chocolate bottle on the nightstand, and pushed him onto his back.

“It is very nice to see you.” Andrew mumbles against his mouth, his tongue flicking to the corner of Jesse’s mouth to lick away the syrup. Jesse makes a small, happy noise in the back of his throat. Andrew sits up, his knees at either side of Jesse’s hips, and grins down at him.

“You know I did buy that stuff for you, only I didn’t buy it as a study snack. It was meant as more of an Andrew snack…”

Jesse’s eyes flick to the bottle on the nightstand and then back to Andrew. And then they get very wide as the meaning computes. His face flushes a much darker pink and he sort of squirms away from Andrew with a nervous giggle. “Andrew, don’t be silly, that’s uh, that’s so messy, and I thought you said you liked um, Marshmallow fluff better anyway…”

He trails off as Andrew tightens his knees around Jesse’s hips. Andrew gives him a wicked grin as he unbuttons his own shirt. “Don’t even think about it mister, I’ve been thinking about this since I bought that last Friday.”

Jesse’s face turns bright red as Andrew leans down and gently sucks one small drip of chocolate syrup off his chest.


SHIITAKE MUSHROOMS I DID IT AGAIN. frickin frickity frick. sorry guys! i guess i was just too hasty about posting i should have double-checked that. i don't know if moderators can fix that sort of stuff or not, i am n00b.

Re: [RPF] Andrew/Jesse; food

OP here! I've been kind of mia on this meme but just saw this in my inbox. Thank you so much for filling my prompt. Chocolate syrup is totally food and what I had in mind! HOT.

Re: [RPF] Andrew/Jesse; food

Phew, I'm safe. Did you want this to devolve into playful chocolaty sex, or would you like that to be all? Haha.

Re: [RPF] Andrew/Jesse; food

Well this is just delicious in all sorts of ways. :)