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It's Complicated: But sexy!

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IMPORTANT: please DO NOT post prompts about any non-public people as part of a prompt. for example: randi zuckerberg is fine as she is a public figure both on the internet and on facebook itself. priscilla chan is NOT as she is not a public figure.

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♥ one pairing/prompt per comment please.
♥ you are encouraged to try and write a prompt for every request you make.
♥ we are slash, femslash, het, three-and-moresomes etc. friendly. (we are even incest friendly what with some of our characters being twins and all...)
♥ no pairing bashing, OK? no need to wank over ships.
♥ long and short fics welcome. multiple responses encouraged!
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have fun!

THERE WILL BE UNMARKED SPOILERS. enter at your own risk! :D


i know you guys are enjoying this meme and i appreciate that but please can you put the SUBJECT HEADER on your prompt. you would REALLY be helping me out if you could do that. it just saves time for me when i'm trying to tag everything in delicious.

AND PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE DO NOT repost prompts from parts one, two or three over here again. the delicious is around for people to find prompts they may not have already seen.

[Fill] And Then There Were Two (2/3)

but firm friendships soon developed.

"Okay, Andrew," said Tyra seriously. "Tell us who you think has the most Top Model potential."

"Jesse," said Andrew promptly.

"That's unusual," said Nigel. "Everyone so far has said themselves. I'm a little surprised, actually. This is an opportunity to really sell yourself to the judges."

"I know," said Andrew. "But I also know that if I said myself, Jesse would be the only one who doesn't, and he deserves to have someone vouch for him. He's amazing, and not just in his photos."

"That's-- that's really sweet," said Nigel. "I have to say I thought this might hinder you in terms of judging tonight, but your sweetheart reputation is really working for you."

"Child, you just can't go wrong," said Tyra. "I think Jesse's very lucky to have a friend like you."

"I think really it's the other way around," said Andrew, turning a quick smile over his shoulder at Jesse. "Jesse's so intelligent and funny and vulnerable and just utterly lovely, it was so easy to fall in love with him in the house, and I think you guys should know that, because he won't tell you. I'm doing my best to convince him, but as yet I don't think he believes me."

"It's so strange," said Mr. Jay. "In photoshoots he works his awkwardness in this unusual kind of confident way I've never really seen on Next Top Model before, but as soon as you ask him to give a little positive feedback on it, it's like pulling teeth."

"I'm actually really glad you've chosen to go this way tonight, Andrew," said Tyra. "I think it'll be advantageous to both of you. I'm now more confident that Jesse can work in this industry, if he's able to make such good friends in such a short amount of time."

"Great," said Andrew, grinning. "Thanks, guys."

"Thank you, Andrew," said Tyra.

Andrew stepped back into line, bumping Jesse's shoulder.

"And now," Tyra continued, "Jesse, please step up and tell us who you think has the most Top Model potential."

andrew displayed this likeability from the start...

"Now Andrew, explain your accent to the judges," said Tyra, nodding encouragingly.

"I was born in California," said Andrew, "But raised in Britain."

"A man after my own heart," said Nigel, smiling.

"You're just a commercial director's dream," said Miss J., voice careering upwards and miming a swoon.

"Child, girls be going whack for that accent," said Tyra. "You have a huge natural advantage there."

"And boys," said Miss J.

Andrew grinned. "I don't discriminate," he said.

André laughed uproariously. "That humour!" he said. "That intelligent humour, that is what will put you above the rest in this industry. I'm impressed already."

and his photoshoots stood up beside his personality.

"There's something quite sinister about the look in your eyes here, Andrew," said Nigel, tilting his head. "I like it."

"You're not smizing, you're saying 'I'm coming to getcha,' and it works just as well," said Tyra, widening her eyes terrifyingly and waving a hand at the group. "All y'all better watch out, because Andrew's coming for you."

"Thanks, guys," said Andrew.

"Thank you, Andrew," said Tyra. "And next up, we have Jesse."

Andrew tipped Jesse a wink on his way back. Jesse flushed and stumbled a little as he stepped onto the platform.

"Child, you better start working that walk," said Miss J., shaking his head.

Tyra nodded. "You need to convey fierceness and elegance on the runway," she said. "Just make sure you don't lose your awkwardness, either. It's your thing, but you need to own it."

"Uh," said Jesse, frowning. "Oh-- okay."

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jesse's awkwardness caused some dispute amongst the judges...

"My problem with you, Jesse," said Nigel, "Is not your photographs, because you come out beautifully, but the way you appear here in front of us."

Tyra tilted her head, frowning. "I don't know if I agree a hundred per cent with Nigel," she said. "You're awkward, but for me it's more adorable than trainwreck-y. And that kind of uniqueness can be a huge advantage. Just make sure you don't let the competition overwhelm you."

Jesse blinked. "I, uh," he said, throwing a quick glance over his shoulder at Andrew.

Andrew smiled encouragingly.

"I think it works," said André, nodding imperiously. "He's not holding back on his personality; this is his personality."

"I think you'd-- I think my cats would really get along with you," said Jesse.

André laughed. "I shall have to invite them to my salon," he said.

Jesse nodded. "They know a lot about, uh, about Bolshevism," he said.

Tyra made a face. "Boy, sometimes you confuse the hell out of me," she said. "But you're still adorable. Now get back in line." She made a shooing motion with her arm.

but no one could deny that his photos were fierce.

"I love it," said André. "Love it, love it, love it. You look like an escort disillusioned by the tediousness of society. You look like you have a terrible secret and you want to tell me."

Tyra laughed. "You're smizing, but you're also agonising," she said, popping to the rhyme. "And boy, that's hard to do. I'm jealous."

there was even a tiny hint of romance...

"Jesse," said Andrew, curling up against Jesse's side and tipping his head onto his shoulder. "Do you miss your cats? I miss your cats, and I've never even met them."

Jesse smiled a small, crooked smile. "Yeah," he said. "Yeah, I, uh, I have no one to listen to me sing Phantom of the Opera."

"I'd listen to you sing Phantom," said Andrew. "Even though I much prefer Les Misérables, and I suspect you're being sarcastic. I totally would, though, if you're ever so inclined."

"I do-- I do sometimes teach them Russian revolutionary history," said Jesse.

"They must be the most well-rounded felines in existence," said Andrew.

Jesse shrugged. Andrew resettled against his shoulder.

"Well," he said, "If you're ever hankering to talk about Russian revolutionary history, I don't know much about it, but I think I'd make a slightly more responsive student than your cats. Not that they aren't lovely, I'm sure they're completely wonderful, but."

Jesse bit down on his lip. "Did you know that Karl Marx also went by the pseudonyms Monsieur Ramboz and A. Williams?"

"I did not," said Andrew delightedly, tipping his head back to look at Jesse. "Tell me more."

and the competition took its toll.

"I don't know if I'm in the right mindset for this competition at all," said Andrew to the confessional camera, looking pained. "Jesse's supposed to be my competition, but all I want to do is make him smile. If he does well, he smiles, and it's easier for me to make him smile, you know? Which means my priorities in terms of the competition-- not personally, because I'd never rate a competition, however fabulous, above Jesse-- but my priorities in the contest are all out of order. I'm pretty sure Justin and Joe and Max and Armie, lovely as they all are, still want everyone else to not do quite so well. Which they totally should. But I-- I don't want them to do well, but I want Jesse to do fantastically."

but now we've come to the end of the cycle, and two fabulous, fierce, unique contestants remain.

andrew, our exotic nigel barker-esque charmer, whose naturally photogenic face and nice-guy reputation have kept him a forerunner from the start, and jesse, our black-sheep contestant, the awkward but charismatic guy whose photos have consistently blown the judges away.

only one can win, and tonight is the final test of the competition. who will be america's next top model?

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OH.MY.GOSH. WHAT IS THIS?!!? :D :D :D OHMYGOSH THIS WAS SO MUCH FUN TO READ. So incredibly creative. I love that it came down to the two of them! ♥♥ LOL SO HARD AT JUSTIN'S SONG. AHHAHA.

ARMIE TWIN!! ♥♥ Haha. This. Mind is blown. =D =D Thank you for sharing!!! :D

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squeeing rather embarassingly at this...
this fill is GODOD. WONDERFUL.
urgh. is it greedy for me to want a sequel? a +1 maybe? SOMETHING. i need more on the andrew/jesse romance...

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A. NON. Why so good? Your Tyra?!?? Yessss!! This made my morning.
You should write them going on her show and being in lurve.

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"I think you'd-- I think my cats would really get along with you," said Jesse.


who will be america's next top model? NO REALLY WHO. ANON!AUTHOR. Y U STOP THAR

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aahahahah PERFECT PARODY IS PERFECT. I could hear all their voices in my head and picture everything so clearly. love <33333

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what this is incredible dear lord

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Quite an amazing read. You capture everyone's voices so well: I hear them in my head. And it was so good, I want more, like a sequel or something.

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Oh my god, lolololol that was so great.

"Bitch, you wish you were this fierce," said Justin.
I don't know if it's because I just saw it on TV again last night, but this totally reminded me of the SNL sketch with Justin being a backup dancer for Beyonce. (It is the best SNL sketch ever imo.)

Andrew saying Jesse should be the winner, oh man. It's crack but it's in character crack, hahaha.

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This really was my favorite Jesse/Andrew AU so far. I laughed so hard I cried and I agree that there needs to be a sequel.

Also this: You look like an escort disillusioned by the tediousness of society. is the best description of Jesse I have EVER read.

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This is so good, my mind is blown. I especially loved Armie playing his own twin Andrew just saying nice things about Jesse when asked who would win. Throughly excellent.

Re: [Fill] And Then There Were Two (3/3) - (Anonymous), 2011-03-30 12:30 am (UTC)(Expand)