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It's Complicated: But sexy!

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IMPORTANT: please DO NOT post prompts about any non-public people as part of a prompt. for example: randi zuckerberg is fine as she is a public figure both on the internet and on facebook itself. priscilla chan is NOT as she is not a public figure.

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have fun!

THERE WILL BE UNMARKED SPOILERS. enter at your own risk! :D


i know you guys are enjoying this meme and i appreciate that but please can you put the SUBJECT HEADER on your prompt. you would REALLY be helping me out if you could do that. it just saves time for me when i'm trying to tag everything in delicious.

AND PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE DO NOT repost prompts from parts one, two or three over here again. the delicious is around for people to find prompts they may not have already seen.

FILL: Do You Like Me, Yes/No? 2/3

That had been that. Problem solved.

That was why it was so odd that watching Eduardo's vote tally continue to climb--Mark was going to fire someone at some point for this--still rankled. Because Eduardo was coming over to see him, to have dinner with him, not the rest of the staff. And Mark had once enjoyed pointing out to people that Eduardo liked him best despite everything. It had been his favorite dining hall game. But now...it rankled.

He googled "stop crush." He was perplexed by the obvious assumption that the searcher would be hoping to stop his or her own feelings. There was no useful information. He wanted something with instructions on how to stop his staff from having warm, fluffy feelings at Eduardo, not how to stop himself from having--

Oh, he thought. I suppose I do have warm, fluffy feelings for Eduardo.

Oddly, it didn't feel like the revelation his rational mind told him it ought to be. It felt more like a statement of obvious fact.

It also made him that much more determined to stop this ridiculous office-wide crush from going any further.

"Right," he said with decision, storming out of his office again, "Stop voting for Wardo. Stop doing it right now. And stop the crushes. No one is allowed--I mean no one is ever allowed to have the slightest romantic inclination towards Eduardo Saverin or I will make his or her life a living hell. I can do it."

The blank stares stared back at him.

"There will be no fantasies about his suits--no matter how well they might fit him," Mark continued. "Especially considering how well they fit him."

More blank stares. There might have been some smirking. Mark took this as further impetus for his rant.

"And no daydreaming about his eyes. His eyes are off limits," he said, pointing at individuals who looked like they might be contemplating such a daydream. "Or his hair. His hair is off limits too."

There was a polite cough to his right.

Eduardo was standing by Maria's desk in one of his suits, with his hair and his eyes, and his--whatever. And a certain smugness. There was definitely some smugness.

"Let that be a lesson to you all," Mark told his staff with one last jab of his finger in their general direction.

"Can I ask a question?" Eduardo said--still smug--with a hand raised like they were still in school.


"Is no one allowed to have a crush on me ever?" Eduardo asked. The staff giggled.

"That's the new rule," Mark said, glaring.

"Absolutely no one?" Eduardo said, sauntering closer.

"No one ever at any time," Mark clarified.

"You couldn't make any exceptions?" Eduardo wheedled. He was getting awfully close. There was a whistle from someone. Probably Dustin. It was always Dustin.

FILL: Do You Like Me, Yes/No? 3/3

"You--there's--I don't--" Mark stammered.

"I mean, I go to all the trouble of having my suits tailored and all," Eduardo said, "and hair like this doesn't just happen..."

He leaned against the glass door of Mark's office nonchalantly. Mark had a split second where he was conscious of the moment as being one of possibility: he could see the unfolding of both options. What a funny joke, he could say and he and Eduardo would continue to be what they had always been and that would be that. They'd play video games in his ridiculous billionaire un-mansion at night and always stay an inch or two--a safety's breath--apart. It would be constant and it would be safe.

But there was the other option, the one that could re-install Mark in the position of pulling Eduardo away from other people. He'd have some kind of claim again--only he'd be different. He'd be better. He'd know what he had.

"I can make one exception," Mark said and reveled in the open, unclouded joy on Eduardo's face.

"Yeah?" Eduardo asked carefully.

"Kiss him!" someone--Dustin--shouted.

"Well, that's just an ambiguous use of pronouns--" Mark started to say, almost turning towards the speaker, but Eduardo caught the end of the sentence against his lips. It wasn't a perfect kiss--it really couldn't have been, not at that angle. It was off-center and awkward.

"Yeah, OK," Mark said when the kiss broke quietly. His forehead tipped gently against Eduardo's and it felt silent--it wasn't, the office was suddenly filled with noise and conversation--like it was just them, alone in the world.

THE END. IDEK, guys. But there you go.

Re: FILL: Do You Like Me, Yes/No? 3/3

OP here- Aw, this was an adorable fill; thanks so much for writing it! Eduardo totally would win in facemash, haha. :)

Re: FILL: Do You Like Me, Yes/No? 3/3

lol at irrational mark thinking that he could make people stop crushing on his wardo.

Re: FILL: Do You Like Me, Yes/No? 3/3

ahhh, this is fantastic and fun and I giggled and grinned and flailed appropriately. lovely fill.

Re: FILL: Do You Like Me, Yes/No? 3/3

absolutely wonderful and brilliant! and dustin, oh dustin! what would they do without you?

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Re: FILL: Do You Like Me, Yes/No? 3/3

Wow. This was delightful.

Thoughts in no specific order:

Eduardo would totally rank high on "Do you like me, yes/no?"

Mark is so in character and possessive. Totally hilarious moments.

I like that their first kiss isn't perfect.

Your last sentence:

"Yeah, OK," Mark said when the kiss broke quietly. His forehead tipped gently against Eduardo's and it felt silent--it wasn't, the office was suddenly filled with noise and conversation--like it was just them, alone in the world.


Re: FILL: Do You Like Me, Yes/No? 3/3


I am flailing like a flailing fangirl. =D ♥♥ Loved that Eduardo heard it. =D

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Re: FILL: Do You Like Me, Yes/No? 3/3

That was absolutely adorable! ♥

Re: FILL: Do You Like Me, Yes/No? 3/3

SMILING SO HARD IT HURTS. Best way to start a day ever, definitely. I especially love Mark's impotent Disney villain seething. :D

Re: FILL: Do You Like Me, Yes/No? 3/3

I am totally squeeing at this and read like half the lines out loud to my fangirl friends. <333

Re: FILL: Do You Like Me, Yes/No? 3/3

This line: Back in their Harvard days, it had been a source of pride for Mark that Eduardo trailed after him like a forlorn baby deer.

It fills me with joy because it is adorable and true.

Adorbs fic is adorbs!

Re: FILL: Do You Like Me, Yes/No? 2/3


Mark is so oblivious and hilarious haha, I love this fill! :) there were a lot of moments when I laughed at Mark.