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It's Complicated: But sexy!

zuckonitkinkeme zuckonitkinkeme wrote in tsn_kinkmeme
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IMPORTANT: please DO NOT post prompts about any non-public people as part of a prompt. for example: randi zuckerberg is fine as she is a public figure both on the internet and on facebook itself. priscilla chan is NOT as she is not a public figure.

if you're in doubt, please message the mod or leave a comment in the discussion post.

♥ post requests and responses in the comments to this post.
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♥ both a pairing/character AND a prompt/kink must be posted.
♥ one pairing/prompt per comment please.
♥ you are encouraged to try and write a prompt for every request you make.
♥ we are slash, femslash, het, three-and-moresomes etc. friendly. (we are even incest friendly what with some of our characters being twins and all...)
♥ no pairing bashing, OK? no need to wank over ships.
♥ long and short fics welcome. multiple responses encouraged!
♥ please try to refrain from saying 'seconded!' as much as possible.
♥ on RPF: Please disclaim that it is RPF, a work of fiction and in no way related to the actual actors/persons/etc. (i wouldn't even try and discourage RPF from this meme ;))


♥ alphabetize pairings/threesomes/moresomes. (e.g. Eduardo/Mark/Sean etc.)
♥ put [RPF] before RPF prompts. (e.g. [RPF] Andrew/Jesse)
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♥ fills can be posted anonymously or not.
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have fun!

THERE WILL BE UNMARKED SPOILERS. enter at your own risk! :D


i know you guys are enjoying this meme and i appreciate that but please can you put the SUBJECT HEADER on your prompt. you would REALLY be helping me out if you could do that. it just saves time for me when i'm trying to tag everything in delicious.

AND PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE DO NOT repost prompts from parts one, two or three over here again. the delicious is around for people to find prompts they may not have already seen.

Fill: Marriage is Just Another Word for Mistake (1/3)

Okay, the gay marriage in Vegas stuff is not true to reality because that wasn't an option at the time period in question. The publishing date of Ben Mezrich's Bringing Down the House does actually work with the timeline though. I've never read it, never been to Vegas, never counted cards, all my knowledge comes from watching 21.

It started with a stupid book, evolved into an extremely profitable but even stupider idea, and led to the stupidest decision that Eduardo ever made and that included signing away his Facebook shares.

Eduardo is sure that Mark probably wished that he had bankrupted the author by suing him for emotional distress afterwards. Unfortunately for everyone involved, he did not.

It was Dustin's fault; anyway, because he was the one to read the book, and he said "let's learn how to count cards."

No one would have taken him seriously if that hadn't been the evening where they had run out of beer and beer money. So they did start counting cards, just to see if they could.

Unsurprisingly, Mark was really good. Surprisingly, Eduardo was even better. Mark had a slightly better poker face though but he didn't do well with pressure. Chris was hopeless, Dustin was adequate.

It didn't take long to come up with a system: Chris became the look-out, Dustin and Mark played straight and Eduardo would win. They used Billy's pot money and some of Eduardo's cash for a trip to Vegas and then everything just went wrong.

First Dustin behaved like a Japanese Tourist on an Eiffel Tower tour, then Chris flirted with the receptionist, the bellhop, the bartender, and a security guard in the space of less than fifteen minutes, Mark started to calculate the probability of the slot machines, and Dustin bought enough booze with his fake ID to poison a small herd of elephants.

The good news was that when they finally made it to the Blackjack tables, they won twenty-thousand dollars before Chris signaled them that security was on the way.

The bad news was that after that they got so rip-roaringly drunk that they didn't count their tab (two-thousand dollars), Dustin didn't count the chips he gave to the strippers (ten-thousand, give or take), Chris' hotel stuff hook-up disappeared with some of their money (he probably thought it was his tip), and no one even noticed or cared when Mark and Eduardo slipped out to discover the attractions of Las Vegas at night.

Somehow they ended up in the Elvis wedding chapel. Somehow leaving it without experiencing a wedding first hand seemed... like missing out. It made sense at the time. Eduardo had only blurry memory of the ceremony, but even years later hearing Love Me Tender gave him flashbacks to champagne bubbling up his throat like really expensive vomit, making him feel woozy and faint.

That was Saturday.

So on Sunday, they had the hangover from hell, one hell of tab to settle with the hotel, Eduardo and Mark found a marriage certificate that declared them husband and husband, and they had about 400 dollars left. They gave it to Billy to buy pot for them all.

Eduardo was the one to keep the certificate. He wasn't sure if it was legal and he didn't dare to research it to find out but he figured that it was better to be safe than sorry.

Mark never mentioned it. Not when they founded Facebook, not when he diluted Eduardo's shares, not during the depositions. Never. So Eduardo never mentioned it either.


At the age of 29, Eduardo Saverin became engaged to a lovely young woman. Eduardo was not above perjury when it came to defining his possible marital status but he drew the line at potential bigamy. So he hired a lawyer, who first raised his brows and then heard the sweet sound of a potential multi-billion divorce settlement.

"No pre-nup?" he had asked, his voice rising while his expression began to resembled that of an excited puppy.

Eduardo waved him off. He didn't want money, alimony, or half of Mark's Facebook shares. He just wanted a divorce.

The lawyer's face fell. The excited little puppy turned into a big, old dog about to be castrated and then put to sleep.

But Eduardo got his divorce papers and mailed them to Mark, relieved to finally close the door on an old mistake.