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The Social Network: the kink meme!

It's Complicated: But sexy!

zuckonitkinkeme zuckonitkinkeme wrote in tsn_kinkmeme
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IMPORTANT: please DO NOT post prompts about any non-public people as part of a prompt. for example: randi zuckerberg is fine as she is a public figure both on the internet and on facebook itself. priscilla chan is NOT as she is not a public figure.

if you're in doubt, please message the mod or leave a comment in the discussion post.

♥ post requests and responses in the comments to this post.
♥ be respectful.
♥ both a pairing/character AND a prompt/kink must be posted.
♥ one pairing/prompt per comment please.
♥ you are encouraged to try and write a prompt for every request you make.
♥ we are slash, femslash, het, three-and-moresomes etc. friendly. (we are even incest friendly what with some of our characters being twins and all...)
♥ no pairing bashing, OK? no need to wank over ships.
♥ long and short fics welcome. multiple responses encouraged!
♥ please try to refrain from saying 'seconded!' as much as possible.
♥ on RPF: Please disclaim that it is RPF, a work of fiction and in no way related to the actual actors/persons/etc. (i wouldn't even try and discourage RPF from this meme ;))


♥ alphabetize pairings/threesomes/moresomes. (e.g. Eduardo/Mark/Sean etc.)
♥ put [RPF] before RPF prompts. (e.g. [RPF] Andrew/Jesse)
♥ for crossover prompts: "[Crossover], The Social Network Character(s)/Other Character(s), [Fandom]" (e.g. [Crossover], Eduardo/Columbus, [Zombieland])
♥ no "!" in pairings, only in descriptions. (e.g. Eduardo/Mark, FacebookCreator!Eduardo, CFO!Mark)
♥ anyone, everyone, no one? Use "Other." (e.g. Sean/Other)
♥ put [GEN] before GEN prompts.


♥ please don't embed. link to images/videos.
♥ no locked material. this includes communities, even if membership is open.
♥ fills can be posted anonymously or not.
♥ fills can be anything: fic, art, vid, fanmix, podfic, etc.
♥ all prompts are open to fills at all times, even if they have been filled in the past or are being currently filled by someone else. multiple fills are positively encouraged; if something appeals to you then do not be put off creating a new fill by the existence of a prior one.






have fun!

THERE WILL BE UNMARKED SPOILERS. enter at your own risk! :D


i know you guys are enjoying this meme and i appreciate that but please can you put the SUBJECT HEADER on your prompt. you would REALLY be helping me out if you could do that. it just saves time for me when i'm trying to tag everything in delicious.

AND PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE DO NOT repost prompts from parts one, two or three over here again. the delicious is around for people to find prompts they may not have already seen.

Re: i know i'm lost -- 2b/?

Third Period

Eduardo slid into Barrymore’s room as the bell rang. As the school’s eccentric, Eduardo had secretly hoped for a lair comparable to Professor Trelawney’s from Harry Potter in Ms. – yes it’s Miss, darlings – Barrymore’s room. Trelawney was his favorite, her complete crazy was just hilarious to Eduardo. But instead he just found piles of pillows, couches, and armchairs. Eduardo spotted a plaid one across the room that looked ripe for the taking, and as he headed over there, he heard a shriek from the gypsy teacher.

“Mark, my darling! Can you fix my computer?” Eduardo turned to the sound as he reaches the couch, and a laptop with a sign that said in loopy script, please remind Mark to go to lunch, couch buddy.. Eduardo laughed and sat next to the laptop. It was the third class he’d had with Mark Zuckerberg, and it surprised him how visible he was this year. Over the years Eduardo had seen various shades of Mark, but never the clever, funny boy he had seen over the past three hours.

Maybe, if he was being honest, it was he’d never paid Mark much attention. Now, watching him pull on his gray hoodie, pull the sleeves up, and focus hard on the dinosaur of a desktop on her desk. It was cute, Mark’s face all screwed up in concentration, his eyes slanted as he grabbed at something with the mouse.

Eduardo looked down at Mark’s laptop, removing the little note from the top. Whoever had wrote the note obviously knew Mark, as they had left a package of what looked like Twizzlers underneath the sign. Eduardo knew he had the rest of the couch, as a rotating table sat on Mark’s side of the couch, which Eduardo assumed was to be used for typing, but he was curious as to what Mark had on his computer. Eduardo had a North Face sticker and a fish his mother had bought for him when she went home to Sao Paolo last month.

As he revealed the top of Mark’s thin, gray Mac to himself, he had to bite his bottom lip to stop himself from laughing out loud. Mark’s laptop had a bright pink Hello Kitty sticker taking up the bottom left corner. As he flipped the laptop around so he could see the sticker in it’s full glory, he realized the kitty had a neon green star as a garnish and a text box screaming in all caps, loopy script “MI NOMBRE ES MARK-O.”. The top of his laptop has an Empires sticker on it, with a scratchy signature of what Eduardo figured said Ryan Luciani. Empires was a pretty decent band, even if Eduardo hadn’t liked Bang as much as he’d liked Howl. He also had a pattern of Dancing Bears heading down the right side of his laptop, which made Eduardo laughed. Mark was the last person he’d peg as a Deadhead, and a messy script of words that Eduardo started to sound out.

A beep alerted him that Mark was done doing whatever he was doing to Ms. Barrymore, and Eduardo slid over to the end of the couch, away from Mark’s space. He’d have to figure out the words later on. His phone buzzed, and after he had propped himself up in the corner, he slid open his phone.

so remind me again we’re still a gang of two?

Eduardo laughed and replied dunno. i think i’m making a new friend.

As his phone buzzed again, he heard a voice right next to his ear, and he hadn’t noticed Mark hovered about three inches from his face. “You don’t have to hide your phone. Drew won’t care.” As Eduardo raised an eyebrow, Mark pointed his head at Ms. Barrymore. “Drew. She’s pretty cool, even if sometimes she lives in the Stone Age.”

“Oh. Okay.” Mark slid back to his side of the couch, and Eduardo went back to his book. Maybe this year wouldn’t be so bad after all.