Log in

No account? Create an account

The Social Network: the kink meme!

It's Complicated: But sexy!

zuckonitkinkeme zuckonitkinkeme wrote in tsn_kinkmeme
Previous Entry Share Next Entry



IMPORTANT: please DO NOT post prompts about any non-public people as part of a prompt. for example: randi zuckerberg is fine as she is a public figure both on the internet and on facebook itself. priscilla chan is NOT as she is not a public figure.

if you're in doubt, please message the mod or leave a comment in the discussion post.

♥ post requests and responses in the comments to this post.
♥ be respectful.
♥ both a pairing/character AND a prompt/kink must be posted.
♥ one pairing/prompt per comment please.
♥ you are encouraged to try and write a prompt for every request you make.
♥ we are slash, femslash, het, three-and-moresomes etc. friendly. (we are even incest friendly what with some of our characters being twins and all...)
♥ no pairing bashing, OK? no need to wank over ships.
♥ long and short fics welcome. multiple responses encouraged!
♥ please try to refrain from saying 'seconded!' as much as possible.
♥ on RPF: Please disclaim that it is RPF, a work of fiction and in no way related to the actual actors/persons/etc. (i wouldn't even try and discourage RPF from this meme ;))


♥ alphabetize pairings/threesomes/moresomes. (e.g. Eduardo/Mark/Sean etc.)
♥ put [RPF] before RPF prompts. (e.g. [RPF] Andrew/Jesse)
♥ for crossover prompts: "[Crossover], The Social Network Character(s)/Other Character(s), [Fandom]" (e.g. [Crossover], Eduardo/Columbus, [Zombieland])
♥ no "!" in pairings, only in descriptions. (e.g. Eduardo/Mark, FacebookCreator!Eduardo, CFO!Mark)
♥ anyone, everyone, no one? Use "Other." (e.g. Sean/Other)
♥ put [GEN] before GEN prompts.


♥ please don't embed. link to images/videos.
♥ no locked material. this includes communities, even if membership is open.
♥ fills can be posted anonymously or not.
♥ fills can be anything: fic, art, vid, fanmix, podfic, etc.
♥ all prompts are open to fills at all times, even if they have been filled in the past or are being currently filled by someone else. multiple fills are positively encouraged; if something appeals to you then do not be put off creating a new fill by the existence of a prior one.






have fun!

THERE WILL BE UNMARKED SPOILERS. enter at your own risk! :D


i know you guys are enjoying this meme and i appreciate that but please can you put the SUBJECT HEADER on your prompt. you would REALLY be helping me out if you could do that. it just saves time for me when i'm trying to tag everything in delicious.

AND PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE DO NOT repost prompts from parts one, two or three over here again. the delicious is around for people to find prompts they may not have already seen.

what what what am i doing 1/2 Mark/Eduardo or Andrew/Jesse [RPF]

They have gone to Spain for part of the promotional stuff. It is hot in Spain, enough to justify an afternoon spent with the blinds closed, a pitcher of water scattered with slices of lemon and cucumber on the bedside table.

Jesse does not deal well with the heat. He turns bright pink under the glare of the afternoon sun, and he always tries to find the shadiest spot when they lie down by the pool.

So he has been grumpy all day, refusing to eat because he's too hot and sweaty. Andrew has taken him up to the room to try and cool him down, taking their clothes off and turning the aircon up as high as it will go. He is using the ice cubes from the water pitcher on top of Jesse's scalp, making his hair go damp with water in addition to the evaporating sweat. He tries to nudge the melting piece of ice into Jesse's mouth, but he says, "Ew, Andrew, it's all sweaty," and Andrew shrugs and drags it down his chest, instead, leaving a wet streak.

Jesse shivers as Andrew presses the ice against the inside of his thigh, and straight out shudders when he pushes the remaining wetness against his crotch. He is hard under his hands, trails of water all over his body. Andrew has to duck his head to taste him, all over.

Jesse squirms when Andrew tongues at his ass, he breathes out heavy when Andrew slips a hand around his cock and starts stroking. He pushes up into his fist, slips his fingers into Andrew's hair and says, "This isn't cooling me down at all, Andrew. And, oh, besides --" and his voice breaks off as Andrew thrusts his tongue back in as if to say beg me to stop, then which he definitely will not do, "you're all scratchy."

Andrew presses his tongue in harder, lifting both hands to enfold Jesse's cock and doing his best to peer out of the slits of his eyes to watch Jesse come apart, to turn flushed and more stammery than usual.

"Fuck, Andrew, I'm-- oh, fuck, fuck" he practically sobs. Andrew tightens his grip and he can feel Jesse go tight around his tongue and let out a cry somewhere between oh god and Andrew's name.

He kisses the insides of Jesse's thighs, pushing him onto his stomach. He is limp and calm now. He smiles when Andrew turns him over, and then flinches when Andrew trickles a handful of slushy water along him back.

what what what am i doing 2/2 Mark/Eduardo or Andrew/Jesse [RPF]

"Mmmm," he says, as Andrew sits on his thighs, nestling his cock in the cleft of his ass, still slippery from his spit. He starts to rock up and down, feeling heat and friction between their bodies, watching rivulets of water drip down Jesse's pale pink back. He presses his thumbs into the base of Jesse's spine, arching his own back as he ruts against him. Jesse's eyes are closed against the pillow, and he has a blissful smile on his face. Andrew cannot even believe how perfect Jesse is.

And he tells him all the time. That he's lovely, that he's beautiful, that he is beyond gorgeous. He's not sure if he believes any of the things he says. But he does believe it like this, when it is just the two of them, naked and exposed, no sounds in the room but the slap of his balls against Jesse's ass, the droning flip of the ceiling fan, the honking of taxis from far away outside.

No people, no press, no onlookers. Just here, in the heat of a Spanish afternoon when he is not even inside of Jesse, just pushing against him like a frenetic teenager, kissing along his damp hairline and thinking mine. He is so close to coming and yet he does not want to because then it will be over. There will be showers and cleaning up and leaving the room and meals with other people and endless interviews and mindless fucking questions when all he wants to do is arch up and thrust and stare at the side of Jesse's stunning face.

"Jess," he breathes out, "Jess."

Jesse's face remains impassive, happy, his eyes closed.

"Fuck," he says, "oh, Christ," and he shakes, gripping himself and spilling into the small of Jesse's back, still wet with pooled water. "Fuck," he says, pulling on his cock, milking every bit of come out.

He sits there for a moment, thighs stuck to Jesse's own, looking at the perfect pale expanse of skin in front of him. He wants to claim it, he wants to touch Jesse everywhere at once. He pushes his hand through the spill of come, painting it up Jesse's back. He whimpers and curls forward, and Andrew does it again, this time spreading his fingers wide in Jesse's wet curls. Jesse smiles and slits one eye open, curious.

He slides off to the side and presses his mouth to Jesse's own, his hand still buried in a tangle of curls and come and sweat and water.

"Hey," he says, looking at Jesse's eyes. He could look at those forever, as well.

"Hey," Jesse says, sleepily, his eyelids heavy.

"We have to take a shower soon. We have more press to do." he says, kissing Jesse's palm and then nipping at his wrist.

"Ugh," Jesse says, not looking away. "Stupid Spanish talk shows."

Re: what what what am i doing 2/2 Mark/Eduardo or Andrew/Jesse [RPF]

Wow. This is hot. ♥

Re: what what what am i doing 2/2 Mark/Eduardo or Andrew/Jesse [RPF]

I need summer like NOW. <3

Re: what what what am i doing 2/2 Mark/Eduardo or Andrew/Jesse [RPF]

unffff this is so delicious and HOT and lovely and sweet all at once. just, fuck yes.

Re: what what what am i doing 2/2 Mark/Eduardo or Andrew/Jesse [RPF]


Re: what what what am i doing 2/2 Mark/Eduardo or Andrew/Jesse [RPF]

Holy crap! This was exactly what I wanted. So hot, and sweet, and messy. And very fast too. :DDD Thank you anon, I wasn't expecting a fill so soon! I think filthy, sleepy Jesse may be my new favorite thing.


(Now we just need someone to fill this with Mark/Eduardo as well, and I can die happy. Happy and aroused. That was probably more information than you needed.)

Re: what what what am i doing 2/2 Mark/Eduardo or Andrew/Jesse [RPF]

I would like that too, OP. Writing porn to procrastinate? Moi? Never. Glad you enjoyed.

Re: what what what am i doing 2/2 Mark/Eduardo or Andrew/Jesse [RPF]

hot sweaty cummy sex. yum. Thank you!

Re: what what what am i doing 2/2 Mark/Eduardo or Andrew/Jesse [RPF]

happy to help! it is snowing here, so even better.

Re: what what what am i doing 2/2 Mark/Eduardo or Andrew/Jesse [RPF]

hot hot hot

yeah i know, our talk shows suck big time, lol

Re: what what what am i doing 2/2 Mark/Eduardo or Andrew/Jesse [RPF]

hah, i think the talk shows of all nations suck big time. i just wanted them to be somewhere hot and i remembered that ~insane spanish talk show and i thought....eh?