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IMPORTANT: please DO NOT post prompts about any non-public people as part of a prompt. for example: randi zuckerberg is fine as she is a public figure both on the internet and on facebook itself. priscilla chan is NOT as she is not a public figure.

if you're in doubt, please message the mod or leave a comment in the discussion post.

♥ post requests and responses in the comments to this post.
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♥ both a pairing/character AND a prompt/kink must be posted.
♥ one pairing/prompt per comment please.
♥ you are encouraged to try and write a prompt for every request you make.
♥ we are slash, femslash, het, three-and-moresomes etc. friendly. (we are even incest friendly what with some of our characters being twins and all...)
♥ no pairing bashing, OK? no need to wank over ships.
♥ long and short fics welcome. multiple responses encouraged!
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have fun!

THERE WILL BE UNMARKED SPOILERS. enter at your own risk! :D


i know you guys are enjoying this meme and i appreciate that but please can you put the SUBJECT HEADER on your prompt. you would REALLY be helping me out if you could do that. it just saves time for me when i'm trying to tag everything in delicious.

AND PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE DO NOT repost prompts from parts one, two or three over here again. the delicious is around for people to find prompts they may not have already seen.

i know i'm lost -- 4a/?

(And by 2011 I mean the 2011-2012 school year. So this upcoming September.)

Since school started on a Wednesday this year, it was relatively quick week, and the weekend sent both pairs of friends frantically working – Chris and Eduardo at their coffee shop because it’s the posh place for Tufts’ kids to go now, Mark at American Apparel because Divya the Diva from Harvard had come down with mono and Mark wanted the money to invest in a third desktop screen, and Dustin on Phase Two of his epic plan, finishing up Phase One by buying all of the 50% off stuff at American Apparel with Mark’s extra 50% discount on top and Concepts’ cashier had a crush on him, so he got a 25% discount on anything. She wasn’t his type, but he did love cheap clothes.

Then, he checked the weather. His plan would only be good on a rainy Monday, and luckily for him, the forecast called for rain. He reclined in his chair, smirking in victory at his desktop screen. Alas, as he went to prop his feet up so he could take a picture with his webcam, he forgot about his chair’s back breaking and fell to the floor.

Oh well. You can’t have everything in life. Dustin sighed and pulled himself up, grabbed a blank white CD from his massive pile that he had bought at Wal*Mart, and stuck in into his CD drive, opening up iTunes, clicking his playlist labeled ‘DAYS’ and then in sweet victory the ‘burn’ button.

While it burned, he clicked onto Tumblr, as surprisingly all of his homework was finished, and logged in. Mark, who had been on the trend, had an account, but since he only used it to give and get help with code, he had given Dustin the password so Dustin could reblog all of the pretty memes and gush about how he’d dragged Mark to see Gold Motel last weekend.
It was also an effective stalking tool for Chris & Eduardo, as both had a large following. After a few weeks of “studying patterns”, Mark had let Dustin start to follow Eduardo after a day over the summer where Eduardo posted a video of him shirtless singing along to a Mumm-Rah song. Chris’ follow came after he had taken a Topless Tuesday picture. It helped Mark figure out what Eduardo liked, and it helped Dustin because Chris was always saying what he did and didn’t look for in a guy and what his new favorite obsession was.

Mark, of course, had Dustin make himself a spreadsheet to note every time a musician was mentioned, and over the course of the summer he had collected and divided and created a spread of music that Chris would either like – thanks last.fm! – or already did like. Mark, whenever he ventured on, focused solely on their two blogs and made notes, which he then emailed to Dustin under the guise of ‘coding suggestions’. The similarities of the two were noted, and the two columns were like reading pages of history notes – detailed, accurate, and occasionally dated.

The two best friends were similar, Mark had ascertained, but liked deviations. Chris liked chiller, older music with a folk background while Eduardo enjoyed poppy bubblegum style music. For example, Chris loved Midtown, while Eduardo enjoyed Cobra Starship. Chris bemoaned the loss of The Hush Sound and The Young Veins, while Eduardo was quite content with his Panic! and thought Ryan Ross was a drug addict who needed a haircut. Though the original thread was similar, there were differences, but that’s what made them different.

Also, that’s why Dustin had made a mixtape instead of wearing clichéd tees and making himself look interesting like Mark had. As he scrolled through his dashboard, he saw a picture of Eduardo & Chris at their coffee shop, making goofy faces at the camera. Then the computer dinged, and he pulled out his CD as his other hand grabbed for his cell.

phase 2 begun. PS qt pic on tumblr of e n c.

cool. I’ll check it in a bit. COD later?

ttly. gimme ten, i gotta finish this.


Re: i know i'm lost -- 4b/?

On Monday, Chris walked out of the house without a rain jacket, ten minutes late, without any sort of style to his hair, exhausted because Antonio from Tufts had spent all last night trying to sext him. Not like Chris wasn’t interested, but it was a school night and Antonio wouldn’t. stop. texting. Chris had fallen asleep around one, and woken up thirty minutes late, only giving him ten minutes to shower, dress, get coffee and get out the door before Eduardo left his ass at home and he had to bum a ride off his mom.

So, as Eduardo honked his horn, Chris slid on his TOMS before looking outside and grabbed his bookbag and yelled bye to his mom, who yelled bye back. Then, as he locked the door behind him, a spray of water splashed the back of his neck. He ignored it, but as he turned around, it was like a monsoon had hit Boston. Eduardo honked again, and Chris cursed as he sprinted towards the car, his bookbag sliding around on his back as he ran towards what he had made out to be as the car. He rounded the back and slid into the passenger seat and breathed a sigh of relief.

Eduardo laughed at him. “Ever hear of this thing called the weather?”

“No, sorry. My childhood dream was to be Prince of South Carolina, not a weatherman.” Eduardo reached over to smack him as Chris buckled up. “Can I borrow your Carolina hoodie?”

“Sure. It’s kinda ratty though.”

“S’fine. Now let’s get to school – Mrs. Streep said she’s going to let me help her pick out the musical for the fall today, and I want to make sure Porter has a chance this year.”

Eduardo chuckled and put on his best Southern accent, “Lawd knows we can’t do anotha Rodgahs and Hammasteins again.”

“Exactly!” Chris exclaimed, and Eduardo erupted into giggles as he drove and Chris realized that he was being made fun of. “I hate you.”

“You asked for it.”


As Chris slid into Mrs. Streep’s room, half soaking, half dry from Eduardo’s hoodie, the bell rang and Mrs. Streep waved him back to her desk. “Chris! Chris my darling! Come here!” She stage-whispered, and Chris rolled his eyes. Hopefully somebody hadn’t suggested they do A Very Potter Musical to her again – he had to remind her six times how inappropriate it was last year, even though he did love it. He would have to be someone dumb in that, and it was his senior year. He wanted to do Kiss Me, Kate this year, and no one was going to stop him. Not even Mrs. Streep.

But it wasn’t the musical she was bubbly about – she already had three spread in front of her, but her eyes were glued to him and her hands were behind her back. “Chris, I have to tell you, you have a suitor here at school. They gave me a gift to give to you. I must say, it’s quite charming.” Then, from behind her back, she pulled a CD case out. At first it looked normal to Chris, but then he realized it was a handmade insert, covered with the word DAYS. He was intrigued, and flipped open the case to find a white CD covered with what looked like day cards from a daily calendar. The inside cover said in loopy handwriting Sometimes the days pass so slowly, and then too long. Here’s hoping yours passes faster now. Snapping it closed, he nodded briefly at Mrs. Streep and headed back to his seat, flipping over the case to find a tracklist in black ink, with anything that had the word day in it in red.

Re: i know i'm lost -- 4c/?

He read over the tracklist quickly, his mind boggling . He’d only heard of some of these artists, but it was like this person had tailored the CD to him, a mix of folk and rock and some music he’d never heard before, but he felt like he would like. He ran his index finger over the back case as Mrs. Streep called his name.

Everyday – Buddy Holly
Rainy Monday – Shiny Toy Guns
Another Day – Ari Hest
Crazy Tuesday – Thenewno2
Yesterday – The Beatles
Wednesday, 3 AM - Simon and Garfunkel
Sleeping Is All I Wanna Do( Stars on a Sunny Day ) – The Duhks
When The Day Met The Night – Panic! At The Disco
Thursday – Jim Croce
Daydream Believer – The Monkees
A Hard Day’s Night – The Beatles
Friday – Rebecca Black
Love Today - MIKA
The Time Of Your Life – Alex Day
Another Saturday Night – Cat Stevens
Sunday Morning – No Doubt
Sunday Morning – Maroon 5
Some Day My Prince Will Come – Disney’s Princess Collection

“Chris! Come back here and pick from the selection we have, my child. You know it’s important to me that you like what we do.”

After a few seconds, Chris returned to her desk, the CD slipped into the hoodie pocket. He skimmed the playbooks, pulling out Kiss Me Kate and handing it to Mrs. Streep. “We need to do Cole Porter. Need to, Mrs. Streep, not want to.”

She shook her head, her eyes filled with mirth. “Okay Christopher. Okay. Want to start on posters for auditions?”

Chris nodded and sat down to design one by hand, knowing that during Advanced Theatre he could finish and maybe ask Dustin or Erica to help him photocopy and distribute, then read through it. Most Advanced kids would get a part, but occasionally a star would break out the general student population.

(mix here (http://www.mediafire.com/?j50sk5gqbbm3p1s \))

Re: i know i'm lost -- 4c/?

Ahaha, slipping in Rebecca Black. Oh, hipsters. This is hilarious; can't wait to read more.

Re: i know i'm lost -- 4c/?

So entertaining! Really loving this.

Re: i know i'm lost -- 4c/?

Cute and funny, can't wait to see more!

Re: i know i'm lost -- 4c/?

Haha, loving this story so far, and the playlist...though I replaced Friday with Friday Night by Lily Allen...

Re: i know i'm lost -- 4c/?

yeah, i mostly put in on there for the lulz, not the actual content. it's Dustin, he'd have to put in on there.

Re: i know i'm lost -- 4c/?

haha, thst is true.

Re: i know i'm lost -- 4c/?

Just thought I'd let you know that this mix is all I've been listening to for the past couple of weeks.

Re: i know i'm lost -- 4c/?

Uhm, not to seem stupiddd but how do i play the mix? It's says I'm not authorized to play the songs. :(