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It's Complicated: But sexy!

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IMPORTANT: please DO NOT post prompts about any non-public people as part of a prompt. for example: randi zuckerberg is fine as she is a public figure both on the internet and on facebook itself. priscilla chan is NOT as she is not a public figure.

if you're in doubt, please message the mod or leave a comment in the discussion post.

♥ post requests and responses in the comments to this post.
♥ be respectful.
♥ both a pairing/character AND a prompt/kink must be posted.
♥ one pairing/prompt per comment please.
♥ you are encouraged to try and write a prompt for every request you make.
♥ we are slash, femslash, het, three-and-moresomes etc. friendly. (we are even incest friendly what with some of our characters being twins and all...)
♥ no pairing bashing, OK? no need to wank over ships.
♥ long and short fics welcome. multiple responses encouraged!
♥ please try to refrain from saying 'seconded!' as much as possible.
♥ on RPF: Please disclaim that it is RPF, a work of fiction and in no way related to the actual actors/persons/etc. (i wouldn't even try and discourage RPF from this meme ;))


♥ alphabetize pairings/threesomes/moresomes. (e.g. Eduardo/Mark/Sean etc.)
♥ put [RPF] before RPF prompts. (e.g. [RPF] Andrew/Jesse)
♥ for crossover prompts: "[Crossover], The Social Network Character(s)/Other Character(s), [Fandom]" (e.g. [Crossover], Eduardo/Columbus, [Zombieland])
♥ no "!" in pairings, only in descriptions. (e.g. Eduardo/Mark, FacebookCreator!Eduardo, CFO!Mark)
♥ anyone, everyone, no one? Use "Other." (e.g. Sean/Other)
♥ put [GEN] before GEN prompts.


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♥ fills can be posted anonymously or not.
♥ fills can be anything: fic, art, vid, fanmix, podfic, etc.
♥ all prompts are open to fills at all times, even if they have been filled in the past or are being currently filled by someone else. multiple fills are positively encouraged; if something appeals to you then do not be put off creating a new fill by the existence of a prior one.






have fun!

THERE WILL BE UNMARKED SPOILERS. enter at your own risk! :D


i know you guys are enjoying this meme and i appreciate that but please can you put the SUBJECT HEADER on your prompt. you would REALLY be helping me out if you could do that. it just saves time for me when i'm trying to tag everything in delicious.

AND PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE DO NOT repost prompts from parts one, two or three over here again. the delicious is around for people to find prompts they may not have already seen.

i know i'm lost -- 5b/?

Economics was, in Eduardo’s opinion, too easy. He sat two seats over from Mark, who looked like a frat boy in his tattered Harvard shirt, red seersucker shorts, and grey hoodie, of which he had one of the strings in his mouth as he squinted in concentration. Time passed by quickly for Eduardo, then it was time for study hall, which was quickly growing to be a favorite class of his, namely because of the wacky things Ms. Barrymore – call me Drew, honey, I’m not dead yet – made Mark do. On Friday she had Mark balance her checkbook then fix her coffeemaker. It was as if Mark was her assistant, doing random things that either she didn’t have time or knowledge to do.

This time, however, Mark had beaten him to study hall and had pulled out his laptop, this one a black Acer, his hoodie string still in his mouth. As Eduardo squeaked across the room, Mark looked up at him again, and his mouth split into a grin, chuckling to himself and shaking his head, like he found Eduardo particularly amusing.

“Eduardo, why are you wearing a suit?” Mark asked as Eduardo set his bag down.

“I’m the president of FBLA and we have an planning meeting. I dress to impress.” Mark nodded, as if this was an acceptable answer, and pulled over the laptop.

“So do you wanna knock this project out now or would you rather divide it up? I was kind of hoping we could get it done now. My coworker contracted mono and so I’m stuck pulling doubles all of this week.”

“Now’s fine – then I won’t have to deal with it later on.” Eduardo pulled out his book, opened it to the bookmark he had put in during their earlier attempt at notes, which had been interrupted when Tyler and Erica had gotten into a shouting contest about something, though Eduardo wasn’t sure about what. They settled into a comfortable pattern of deciding of what to put it and Mark typing up, adding pictures with his wireless internet connection, when Eduardo asked a question that had been nagging him since first period. “Mark, uh, you are aware that Erica had a crush on you, right?”

Mark snorted. “Yeah, she has since freshman year, though she knows she’s not my type.” He erased something and typed something new in. “Does that look better to you?”

Eduardo glanced at the screen, looking at the slide but not really seeing it. What did that mean, and how could he ask Mark if he just said what he thought he said without sounding like a perv. Eduardo had been out at school since sophomore year when Chris had gotten shoved in a locker by some douche and Eduardo had shouted at the jerk that gay people were everywhere and that he should just get the fuck over it. The guy had called him a fairy and Eduardo had decked him.

Needless to say, it was not as if he would freak out if Mark was gay – he’d just seen Mark as asexual. Now, he reviewed Mark. Curly hair, but it had been tamed into tight curls, unlike when they were little and his mom would brush it out and he would get made fun of by Cameron Winklevoss for having weird hair. His eyes were a titanium blue, almost steel but kind when he needed them to be. His face was all sorts of angular, but he had grown into it, and also the scrawniness, but it was a nice scrawny. His fingers were long and agile, his knees kind of bony but then again, God didn’t bless everyone with all nice parts.

Overall, Eduardo judged that Mark was good looking. It was his personality that always distracted people. Not, Eduardo conceded, that his personality was bad. Mark was just not the easiest to get along with, though he seemed to not have a problem with Eduardo being squished up next to him. “So, uh, what is your type then?” He asked after he had organized his thoughts. Harmless question.

i know i'm lost -- 5c/?

“Male. Sorry about that, by the way.”

Eduardo chortled. “Sorry about what? That you like dudes? I thought everyone heard about me taking out James Burns sophomore year.”

“No, about first period. Me and Tyler Winklevoss, well, we messed around this summer and he wanted to be serious but I was just using him for – “ then it was like Mark caught himself and cleared his throat. “Sorry, I’ve been told that I’m very good at overshare.”

So that’s why Tyler was acting weird, acting as if he was personally offended to be in that group and why he kept staring Mark down when he leaned close to Eduardo. “Using him for what?”

“Using him for practice. Besides, he towered over me and called me ‘cutie’.” Mark turned to Eduardo. “I do not appreciate being called cutie.” He deadpanned, and Eduardo laughed. He wouldn’t either, but he found it funny that Mark was nonchalant about hooking up with what most people considered the hottest pieces of ass this school had. “Besides, I – “He paused again and typed furiously, realizing he had spelled something wrong.

“Besides, you what?” Could Mark be Chris’ suitor? His stomach twisted at that. He loved Chris and everything, but Chris and Mark would have nothing in common. At all. Mark laughed at Eduardo’s jokes and asked him for help in Econ and was into dudes. He also liked Empires, but on this laptop had a Christina Perri sticker and loopy handwriting had written “VIVA LA COBRA” on the crease of the laptop with silver Sharpie. Mark would be bored of Chris after a while. Mark would need someone really dynamic and fun, like … like who.

“Oh, I really didn’t have the time at that point. I work, plus I’m helping Dustin with – shit, I didn’t say that.”

“Helping Dustin with what?” Eduardo brightened.

“So, Greek societies?” Mark pleaded with his eyes, but Eduardo was stern with his glare.

“Helping Dustin with what?”

“Make a giant ass out of himself. World history?”

“This isn’t the end, Zuckerberg. I’ll get it out of you yet.” Eduardo took his jacket off as he leaned a little closer to Mark, reading over the slide. “Mark, why are we talking about orgies in our powerpoint?”

Mark belly laughed as Eduardo tried to delete the slide Mark had typed about how important orgies were to Greek society, muttering that it was the Romans if it was anyone and that Mark wanted him to have a heart attack.

From her desk, Ms. Barrymore laughed. Mark had improved a lot in his flirting since sophomore year, when he had tried to talk to the guy in front of him in her class every day until said boy had gotten a girlfriend. She was proud of her little Markie, though he swore to her that if she ever called him that in class, he’d never fix anything in her room again.

Re: i know i'm lost -- 5c/?

Yessss this is so wonderful!

Re: i know i'm lost -- 5c/?

Love, love and more love for this fic, definitely.

Re: i know i'm lost -- 5c/?

Awww this is so cute!!! Wardo don't you understand? Mark need someone
like you!! YOU!!!!

Re: i know i'm lost -- 5c/?

I am so in love with this it's not even funny. Hipster!Chris & Eduardo are too hilarious and Mark and Dustin are the cutest things I can imagine. They're trying so hard and I'm really looking forward to Chris & Eduardo realizing what's going on. ♥

Re: i know i'm lost -- 5c/?

Writer anon, darling, I'm sorry this is such a late comment but I just discovered this fic and feel the need to tell you how much I'm enjoying it (which is very much). Your minor characters - Mrs Streep, and Drew and Ellen - ugh, so brilliant. This is amazing.