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It's Complicated: But sexy!

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IMPORTANT: please DO NOT post prompts about any non-public people as part of a prompt. for example: randi zuckerberg is fine as she is a public figure both on the internet and on facebook itself. priscilla chan is NOT as she is not a public figure.

if you're in doubt, please message the mod or leave a comment in the discussion post.

♥ post requests and responses in the comments to this post.
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♥ one pairing/prompt per comment please.
♥ you are encouraged to try and write a prompt for every request you make.
♥ we are slash, femslash, het, three-and-moresomes etc. friendly. (we are even incest friendly what with some of our characters being twins and all...)
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have fun!

THERE WILL BE UNMARKED SPOILERS. enter at your own risk! :D


i know you guys are enjoying this meme and i appreciate that but please can you put the SUBJECT HEADER on your prompt. you would REALLY be helping me out if you could do that. it just saves time for me when i'm trying to tag everything in delicious.

AND PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE DO NOT repost prompts from parts one, two or three over here again. the delicious is around for people to find prompts they may not have already seen.

i know i'm lost -- 5c/?

“Male. Sorry about that, by the way.”

Eduardo chortled. “Sorry about what? That you like dudes? I thought everyone heard about me taking out James Burns sophomore year.”

“No, about first period. Me and Tyler Winklevoss, well, we messed around this summer and he wanted to be serious but I was just using him for – “ then it was like Mark caught himself and cleared his throat. “Sorry, I’ve been told that I’m very good at overshare.”

So that’s why Tyler was acting weird, acting as if he was personally offended to be in that group and why he kept staring Mark down when he leaned close to Eduardo. “Using him for what?”

“Using him for practice. Besides, he towered over me and called me ‘cutie’.” Mark turned to Eduardo. “I do not appreciate being called cutie.” He deadpanned, and Eduardo laughed. He wouldn’t either, but he found it funny that Mark was nonchalant about hooking up with what most people considered the hottest pieces of ass this school had. “Besides, I – “He paused again and typed furiously, realizing he had spelled something wrong.

“Besides, you what?” Could Mark be Chris’ suitor? His stomach twisted at that. He loved Chris and everything, but Chris and Mark would have nothing in common. At all. Mark laughed at Eduardo’s jokes and asked him for help in Econ and was into dudes. He also liked Empires, but on this laptop had a Christina Perri sticker and loopy handwriting had written “VIVA LA COBRA” on the crease of the laptop with silver Sharpie. Mark would be bored of Chris after a while. Mark would need someone really dynamic and fun, like … like who.

“Oh, I really didn’t have the time at that point. I work, plus I’m helping Dustin with – shit, I didn’t say that.”

“Helping Dustin with what?” Eduardo brightened.

“So, Greek societies?” Mark pleaded with his eyes, but Eduardo was stern with his glare.

“Helping Dustin with what?”

“Make a giant ass out of himself. World history?”

“This isn’t the end, Zuckerberg. I’ll get it out of you yet.” Eduardo took his jacket off as he leaned a little closer to Mark, reading over the slide. “Mark, why are we talking about orgies in our powerpoint?”

Mark belly laughed as Eduardo tried to delete the slide Mark had typed about how important orgies were to Greek society, muttering that it was the Romans if it was anyone and that Mark wanted him to have a heart attack.

From her desk, Ms. Barrymore laughed. Mark had improved a lot in his flirting since sophomore year, when he had tried to talk to the guy in front of him in her class every day until said boy had gotten a girlfriend. She was proud of her little Markie, though he swore to her that if she ever called him that in class, he’d never fix anything in her room again.

Re: i know i'm lost -- 5c/?

Yessss this is so wonderful!

Re: i know i'm lost -- 5c/?

Love, love and more love for this fic, definitely.

Re: i know i'm lost -- 5c/?

Awww this is so cute!!! Wardo don't you understand? Mark need someone
like you!! YOU!!!!

Re: i know i'm lost -- 5c/?

I am so in love with this it's not even funny. Hipster!Chris & Eduardo are too hilarious and Mark and Dustin are the cutest things I can imagine. They're trying so hard and I'm really looking forward to Chris & Eduardo realizing what's going on. ♥

Re: i know i'm lost -- 5c/?

Writer anon, darling, I'm sorry this is such a late comment but I just discovered this fic and feel the need to tell you how much I'm enjoying it (which is very much). Your minor characters - Mrs Streep, and Drew and Ellen - ugh, so brilliant. This is amazing.