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It's Complicated: But sexy!

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IMPORTANT: please DO NOT post prompts about any non-public people as part of a prompt. for example: randi zuckerberg is fine as she is a public figure both on the internet and on facebook itself. priscilla chan is NOT as she is not a public figure.

if you're in doubt, please message the mod or leave a comment in the discussion post.

♥ post requests and responses in the comments to this post.
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♥ both a pairing/character AND a prompt/kink must be posted.
♥ one pairing/prompt per comment please.
♥ you are encouraged to try and write a prompt for every request you make.
♥ we are slash, femslash, het, three-and-moresomes etc. friendly. (we are even incest friendly what with some of our characters being twins and all...)
♥ no pairing bashing, OK? no need to wank over ships.
♥ long and short fics welcome. multiple responses encouraged!
♥ please try to refrain from saying 'seconded!' as much as possible.
♥ on RPF: Please disclaim that it is RPF, a work of fiction and in no way related to the actual actors/persons/etc. (i wouldn't even try and discourage RPF from this meme ;))


♥ alphabetize pairings/threesomes/moresomes. (e.g. Eduardo/Mark/Sean etc.)
♥ put [RPF] before RPF prompts. (e.g. [RPF] Andrew/Jesse)
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have fun!

THERE WILL BE UNMARKED SPOILERS. enter at your own risk! :D


i know you guys are enjoying this meme and i appreciate that but please can you put the SUBJECT HEADER on your prompt. you would REALLY be helping me out if you could do that. it just saves time for me when i'm trying to tag everything in delicious.

AND PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE DO NOT repost prompts from parts one, two or three over here again. the delicious is around for people to find prompts they may not have already seen.

FILL: call to me with words i never knew (24/?)

YOU GUYS i'm so happy that you like this idek you're making my life right now. thank you for readinggg!!!! ♥

Eduardo has some kind of work function to attend that night, whatever that means for a VC, so he leaves Mark's around six, the slight shine of his eyes and the lazy grin on his face belying a low-level of pregaming that Mark thinks certainly wouldn't be enough for him to get through a benefit or whatever with a lot of investors. He hopes for Eduardo's sake that the booze is free there.

He tells Eduardo to drive safe and watches him walk to the car, feeling a little pang at the way Eduardo looks back just once and gives him a soft smile.

Then Mark turns straight around, leaving their glasses on the front step, picks up his phone and calls Chris.

"Is it inevitable?" he asks as soon as Chris answers.

"What?" Chris says after a pause.

"Me and Wardo," Mark says brusquely, as though if he gets the words out quickly and emotionlessly they won't mean anything.

"I…Mark, what? What's going on?"

"I just want to know if you think that that's going to happen."

Another pause in which Mark paces around the living room. Then Chris says, "It's up to you what happens."

"But do you think it's going to," Mark presses.

"I think I need some more specifics," Chris says, and Mark can hear his grin.

"You are killing me."

"Hang on, I'm putting you on speaker."

"What, wait—"

"Hi, Mark!"

Mark slumps down on the couch. "Hi, Dustin," he mumbles.

"Congrats on your engagement."

Mark just shakes his head.

"Okay, okay." Chris is back. "Like, what's the question. Do I think you two are going to sleep together or something?"

Mark puts a throw pillow over his face and holds his breath. Maybe he can just die peacefully.

"Or date, or…give me something to work with here," Chris says. "I'm not, like, the gay whisperer."

"Though I think that might be the gayest thing you've ever said," Dustin points out.

"Seconded," Mark says, pulling the pillow away from his face and glaring at nothing. "Okay, um. I don't know. Just…" he sighs heavily. "Don't make me do this, Chris. I don't do this."

"Alright." Chris' tone is placating. "I mean, if you want to make something happen, I don't think Wardo's going to put up much of a fight."

"What do I do?" Mark says. His voice comes out much smaller than he had expected. He has never felt so helpless in his entire life.

"Take him out or something."

"Like a date?"

"Yes, Mark, like a date, unless I have misread your intentions," Chris says, deadpan, and Mark has to smile a tiny bit.

"Then what," he says.

Dustin laughs.

"You're on your own from there, man," Chris says.

"We could pick up," Dustin chimes in, "and smoke at your place and then, you know, me and Chris could leave, quietly, and…"

Chris snickers.

"I hate you guys," Mark says.

"Do you hate us in a way where you still want me to pick up?" Chris says.

Mark sighs. "Yes."

"Cool," Chris says. "Tomorrow night!"

"Okay," Mark says weakly.

The line clicks dead over the sounds of Dustin laughing and what Mark could swear was a high five.

Re: FILL: call to me with words i never knew (24/?)

"I'm not, like, the gay whisperer."

Haha. Oh this was excellent. I heart Chris and Dustin!!