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It's Complicated: But sexy!

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IMPORTANT: please DO NOT post prompts about any non-public people as part of a prompt. for example: randi zuckerberg is fine as she is a public figure both on the internet and on facebook itself. priscilla chan is NOT as she is not a public figure.

if you're in doubt, please message the mod or leave a comment in the discussion post.

♥ post requests and responses in the comments to this post.
♥ be respectful.
♥ both a pairing/character AND a prompt/kink must be posted.
♥ one pairing/prompt per comment please.
♥ you are encouraged to try and write a prompt for every request you make.
♥ we are slash, femslash, het, three-and-moresomes etc. friendly. (we are even incest friendly what with some of our characters being twins and all...)
♥ no pairing bashing, OK? no need to wank over ships.
♥ long and short fics welcome. multiple responses encouraged!
♥ please try to refrain from saying 'seconded!' as much as possible.
♥ on RPF: Please disclaim that it is RPF, a work of fiction and in no way related to the actual actors/persons/etc. (i wouldn't even try and discourage RPF from this meme ;))


♥ alphabetize pairings/threesomes/moresomes. (e.g. Eduardo/Mark/Sean etc.)
♥ put [RPF] before RPF prompts. (e.g. [RPF] Andrew/Jesse)
♥ for crossover prompts: "[Crossover], The Social Network Character(s)/Other Character(s), [Fandom]" (e.g. [Crossover], Eduardo/Columbus, [Zombieland])
♥ no "!" in pairings, only in descriptions. (e.g. Eduardo/Mark, FacebookCreator!Eduardo, CFO!Mark)
♥ anyone, everyone, no one? Use "Other." (e.g. Sean/Other)
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♥ fills can be posted anonymously or not.
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have fun!

THERE WILL BE UNMARKED SPOILERS. enter at your own risk! :D


i know you guys are enjoying this meme and i appreciate that but please can you put the SUBJECT HEADER on your prompt. you would REALLY be helping me out if you could do that. it just saves time for me when i'm trying to tag everything in delicious.

AND PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE DO NOT repost prompts from parts one, two or three over here again. the delicious is around for people to find prompts they may not have already seen.

i know i'm lost -- 8c/?

Mark blushed furiously and put his hand down near his crotch, which got another laugh out of Eduardo and another snappy sound, which meant a picture had been taken. “You know Mark, that looks a lot worse now that your hand is down there.”
Mark fell back into his padded desk chair, the one that was supposed to be good for his back but really just made him feel like he was Captain Kirk. “Eduardo, don’t tell me those are going on Tumblr.”

“No, but they might just become my phone background.” Mark paled, and Eduardo laughed, rolling from side to side on his elbows.

“Eduardo, seriously. This isn’t funny! My crotch is not funny!”

Eduardo caught his breath, Mark death staring him through the webcam. “Don’t worry, Tumblr won’t get a picture of your crotch just yet. It’s only just meeting you – we’ve known each other for a long time, I’m allowed to have a picture.”

Mark rolled his eyes. “Whatever.” He leaned over, and Eduardo saw a collarbone appear and disappear as he reached for something. Flagging the book in front of the camera, Mark said in his best interrogator voice “So, do you want to read or was this all part of your master plan to get highly inappropriate pictures of me and put them on the internet?”

“A mix of both. I also kind of wanted to see your acting skills.”

“I don’t have acting skills. They are subpar, I’m going to quit as soon as Dustin gets too into his part to notice that I’ve gone.”

Eduardo pouted again. “That’s no fun.” Mark laughed, his teeth showing.

“Does pouting get you places or something?”

“It got you to smile, I say my foot’s in the door.” Mark raised his eyebrow, and opened his book to a dog-eared page, biting his shiny lip in thought. “Mark, are you wearing lip gloss?”

Mark looked up, “No, lip balm. My lips felt chapped.”

“What kind?”

“My sister’s raspberry one she left in the bathroom. Where are you in the book?”

Eduardo rolled over to get his book, and Mark caught a glance of long, tan legs. He immediately took a breath in quickly. “I’m in Act Two Scene One.”
“I’m at Scene Three, but I can backtrack.”

“Mark, do we have to do this?”

“Why, do you have a better idea?”

Eduardo thought about it. He did have better ideas, but then again, he didn’t have a clear answer from Mark on whether they had been on a date or not, and his ideas were all for two people who were at least talking, if not dating.

“Twenty Questions?” Mark rolled his eyes, and Eduardo noticed how bright they were when he wore that shirt. “I like that shirt, by the way.”

Mark blushed. “Okay, one scene, five questions. That way we should get all the way to Act Four, plus we play. Cool?”


And so they sat there, Eduardo doing ridiculous voices as Orlando, Mark imitating his sister when he tried being all of the female characters, questions bouncing back and forth after they had exhausted their voices.

“So, Mark, beaches or mountains?”

“Uh, I guess the beach. I mean, I don’t really enjoy being outdoors, so if I have to risk sunburn, at least there’s water to watch and sharks to watch out for. Um, boxers or briefs?”

“Boxer-briefs.” And with that, Eduardo stood up, putting his laptop on a nearby desk and standing up next to his webcam to show Mark.

Mark’s mouth went dry. Then his brain flashed – payback. Eduardo heard a snap and a snicker, and Eduardo bent down, face in mock anguish. “Eye for an eye, Eduardo. This is payback.”

Then Eduardo got a twinkle in his eyes. “How about you strip down too, then, Mark? Strip tease.”

“Strip tease?” A third voice entered the conversation, and Mark turned to see a very amused Dustin standing at the opening to his door. “Mark, did you get a boyfriend while I was away?”

Mark turned to Eduardo. “I have to go kill someone now. Tomorrow?”

Before Eduardo could answer, Mark had ended the call and had Dustin pinned to the floor. “You mention this to anyone, I will end you.”

“Was that Eduardo? He wanted to you to strip for him? Mark, you know what this means?”

“That you’re going to die?”

“No, it’s time to work out.” For that, Dustin got a smack upside the head. “It’s true.”

Re: i know i'm lost -- 8c/?

Hahaha, it's time to work out. Oh, hilarious. I will miss your updates next week.