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It's Complicated: But sexy!

zuckonitkinkeme zuckonitkinkeme wrote in tsn_kinkmeme
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IMPORTANT: please DO NOT post prompts about any non-public people as part of a prompt. for example: randi zuckerberg is fine as she is a public figure both on the internet and on facebook itself. priscilla chan is NOT as she is not a public figure.

if you're in doubt, please message the mod or leave a comment in the discussion post.

♥ post requests and responses in the comments to this post.
♥ be respectful.
♥ both a pairing/character AND a prompt/kink must be posted.
♥ one pairing/prompt per comment please.
♥ you are encouraged to try and write a prompt for every request you make.
♥ we are slash, femslash, het, three-and-moresomes etc. friendly. (we are even incest friendly what with some of our characters being twins and all...)
♥ no pairing bashing, OK? no need to wank over ships.
♥ long and short fics welcome. multiple responses encouraged!
♥ please try to refrain from saying 'seconded!' as much as possible.
♥ on RPF: Please disclaim that it is RPF, a work of fiction and in no way related to the actual actors/persons/etc. (i wouldn't even try and discourage RPF from this meme ;))


♥ alphabetize pairings/threesomes/moresomes. (e.g. Eduardo/Mark/Sean etc.)
♥ put [RPF] before RPF prompts. (e.g. [RPF] Andrew/Jesse)
♥ for crossover prompts: "[Crossover], The Social Network Character(s)/Other Character(s), [Fandom]" (e.g. [Crossover], Eduardo/Columbus, [Zombieland])
♥ no "!" in pairings, only in descriptions. (e.g. Eduardo/Mark, FacebookCreator!Eduardo, CFO!Mark)
♥ anyone, everyone, no one? Use "Other." (e.g. Sean/Other)
♥ put [GEN] before GEN prompts.


♥ please don't embed. link to images/videos.
♥ no locked material. this includes communities, even if membership is open.
♥ fills can be posted anonymously or not.
♥ fills can be anything: fic, art, vid, fanmix, podfic, etc.
♥ all prompts are open to fills at all times, even if they have been filled in the past or are being currently filled by someone else. multiple fills are positively encouraged; if something appeals to you then do not be put off creating a new fill by the existence of a prior one.






have fun!

THERE WILL BE UNMARKED SPOILERS. enter at your own risk! :D


i know you guys are enjoying this meme and i appreciate that but please can you put the SUBJECT HEADER on your prompt. you would REALLY be helping me out if you could do that. it just saves time for me when i'm trying to tag everything in delicious.

AND PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE DO NOT repost prompts from parts one, two or three over here again. the delicious is around for people to find prompts they may not have already seen.

Re: Eduardo/Mark, summer lovin' FILL- little past thing 1

hi okay so i realized i forgot to write how dustin found out about mark and eduardo so i did. this is like.. a week after the beach part.


"Dudes! Erica is in the Hamptons, we're all by our bronesomes-"


"Bro lonesomes. Duh."

Eduardo snorts. They're sprawled on the grass in Mark's front yard. Mrs. Zuckerberg had made them mow the lawn and of course it had taken all three of them because Dustin didn't do shit and Mark had waved it off, sunglasses on and laptop in his lap, and Eduardo had ended up doing the whole thing.

Halfway through he took his shirt off because it was fucking boiling out and when he looked up next Mark had stopped typing. Eduardo can tell he's not looking at the computer even though he has his sunglasses on and Eduardo stretches, yawns, slings his sweaty shirt around his neck. Mark lifts his head and Eduardo winks exaggeratedly at him, laughing.

Mark looks back down quickly, ears going pink. Dustin doesn't notice.

When Eduardo finishes he flops down in the grass next to Dustin and steals his can of Coke.


"I just did like eighty hours of work," Eduardo says, draining it. Dustin grabs it back, shakes it, and crushes the empty can.

"Mark, stop fucking coding," Eduardo says, and leans back on his elbows, sweat dripping down the back of his neck. Mark lifts his sunglasses up his head and stares unabashedly at Eduardo's chest for a second. Eduardo looks right at him, grinning.

"Okay," Mark says, and snaps it shut. Dustin is lying on his back now with his wrist over his face.

"I'm gonna burn," he says. "I hate outdoors. Can we go play Halo?"

"Yeah," Eduardo says, clambering to his feet and offering a hand to Mark. Mark takes it and when he stands up Eduardo pulls him a little closer, swipes Mark's hand across his chest. Mark jerks away like he's been burned, narrows his eyes at Eduardo. Eduardo grins.

"I'm gonna kick your ass," he says in a low voice. Mark licks his lips, eyes sharp.

"I'm surprised Dustin hasn't passed out from the sheer amount of homoeroticism," Eduardo adds, and laughs. Mark rolls his eyes.

"Eduardo, help me up!" Dustin calls from behind him, and Eduardo lets go of Mark's hand and turns around.


They play Halo until Mrs. Zuckerberg forces them to come up from the basement for dinner and then they go back downstairs and watch a movie when Mark's parents leave for a fundraiser.

"Guys, I'm in love with Erica," Dustin sighs after the movie, and Mark snorts. He and Eduardo are sitting on the couch, carefully not touching. Dustin's lying on his back on the floor.

"What else is new?"

"Mark, can you talk to her, please?"

"Dustin, she knows. I think she knew right about when you asked her to prom last year. Or when you bought her that turtle from the pet shop for Valentine's Day and said it would be like your guys' first child."

"Oh my God, no," Eduardo whispers incredulously, and Mark nods. Eduardo cracks up.

"That was romantic!" Dustin says, and sighs. "Ugh. Whatever. Do you wanna get high?"

Eduardo shrugs. "Sure."

They smoke in Mark's basement but only after Dustin promises to spray air freshener everywhere and open the windows.

They're mildly high, passing around the joint in a cross-legged circle on the raggedy basement carpet, when Dustin says, "Ooh! We should do shotguns!"