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It's Complicated: But sexy!


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[PART FOUR] CLOSED
THE SOCIAL NETWORK KINK MEME


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GENERAL RULES;

IMPORTANT: please DO NOT post prompts about any non-public people as part of a prompt. for example: randi zuckerberg is fine as she is a public figure both on the internet and on facebook itself. priscilla chan is NOT as she is not a public figure.

if you're in doubt, please message the mod or leave a comment in the discussion post.



♥ post requests and responses in the comments to this post.
♥ be respectful.
♥ both a pairing/character AND a prompt/kink must be posted.
♥ one pairing/prompt per comment please.
♥ you are encouraged to try and write a prompt for every request you make.
♥ we are slash, femslash, het, three-and-moresomes etc. friendly. (we are even incest friendly what with some of our characters being twins and all...)
♥ no pairing bashing, OK? no need to wank over ships.
♥ long and short fics welcome. multiple responses encouraged!
♥ please try to refrain from saying 'seconded!' as much as possible.
♥ on RPF: Please disclaim that it is RPF, a work of fiction and in no way related to the actual actors/persons/etc. (i wouldn't even try and discourage RPF from this meme ;))
WARN FOR COMMON TRIGGERS, PLEASE




FORMAT OF PROMPTS;


♥ alphabetize pairings/threesomes/moresomes. (e.g. Eduardo/Mark/Sean etc.)
♥ put [RPF] before RPF prompts. (e.g. [RPF] Andrew/Jesse)
♥ for crossover prompts: "[Crossover], The Social Network Character(s)/Other Character(s), [Fandom]" (e.g. [Crossover], Eduardo/Columbus, [Zombieland])
♥ no "!" in pairings, only in descriptions. (e.g. Eduardo/Mark, FacebookCreator!Eduardo, CFO!Mark)
♥ anyone, everyone, no one? Use "Other." (e.g. Sean/Other)
♥ put [GEN] before GEN prompts.




FILLS;


♥ please don't embed. link to images/videos.
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♥ fills can be posted anonymously or not.
♥ fills can be anything: fic, art, vid, fanmix, podfic, etc.
♥ all prompts are open to fills at all times, even if they have been filled in the past or are being currently filled by someone else. multiple fills are positively encouraged; if something appeals to you then do not be put off creating a new fill by the existence of a prior one.






[ARCHIVING]

[DELICIOUS]

[UNFILLED REQUESTS]

[FILLED REQUESTS]

[FLAT VIEW]


have fun!

THERE WILL BE UNMARKED SPOILERS. enter at your own risk! :D



PLEASE READ THE FOLLOWING;

i know you guys are enjoying this meme and i appreciate that but please can you put the SUBJECT HEADER on your prompt. you would REALLY be helping me out if you could do that. it just saves time for me when i'm trying to tag everything in delicious.

AND PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE DO NOT repost prompts from parts one, two or three over here again. the delicious is around for people to find prompts they may not have already seen.
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i know i'm lost -- 12a/?

(Anonymous)
(thanks so much for all of your positive feedback (: I’m going to miss you all, but this is me warning you that i’ll be leaving in two days for a week to take a much needed break from school, life, etc, but I will be back! It’s the comments that really keep me writing every day, so thanks again. )


Over the weekend Mark and Eduardo managed a date on both Saturday and Sunday, though Saturday involved Eduardo driving over to Mark’s house and having a premade lunch because his mother had really, really gotten back into Judaism over the summer and if Mark wasn’t scheduled to work they went all out. Eduardo found it amusing when Mark stared at his salad like it was going to kill him instead of make his digestive system happy. About halfway through lunch on Sunday, where Mark had managed to get a hamburger the size of his face halfway into his mouth only ten seconds, Eduardo brought up the one thing that Mark hated talking about – college.


“So, Mark, what colleges are you going to apply to?” Eduardo asked casually, and Mark started to choke on his burger. “What? What’s wrong?”


It took Mark a few seconds to catch his breath, then after that he took a long sip of Coke, avoiding the question. After Eduardo effectively stared him down, he rolled his eyes. “Why do you want to know?”


“Well, I mean, I just wanted to know. Interest. I’ll tell you mine. I’m applying to Columbia, Harvard –"


“Ha-vah-d” Mark pronouncing, his fake Boston accent thick.


“University of Florida, Stanford, GWU, and NYU.” Mark bit at his straw again, and Eduardo narrowed his eyebrows. “Mark, have you even really thought about colleges yet?” Mark shrugged. “Mark!”


“Well I know I’m applying to BU and Harvard.”


“Mark.”


“I don’t know, it’s more about where Dustin decides. I’d be fine with Georgetown if he goes to Georgetown, and I know his parents expect him to go to an Ivy.”


“Have you visited any colleges yet?”


“Harvard. I walked through BU one day – everyone thought I was this kid called Abraham. It was kind of awkward.”


Eduardo snorted. “Mark, you really should visit another few colleges.”


Mark shrugged again, and took another sip of his drink. Eduardo went back to his panini. After a few moments of thoughtful slurping, Mark put his drink down. “My mom really likes you.”


Eduardo choked on his panini, and Mark’s eyes grew wide as Eduardo grabbed for his napkin and discreetly hawked the food that he had been eating into it. “Mark, you can’t just say shit like that.”


“She likes you a whole lot more than she liked Tyler. She always told me he was using me for something, though I never exactly understood what she meant. She’s a psychiatrist, I suppose she thought the whole twins being one whole being and not being able to separate sexual feelings from their intense bond is what she was hinting at but – "


“Mark, please stop talking about your mother and Tyler Winklevoss while I’m trying to eat.” Mark picked up his soda again. “So, are you out to your parents?”


“Yeah. I came out when I told my mom that George Clooney’s attractiveness will never die. He’s a fox.”


“Oh, so you like the whole fox thing.”


“I thought it was obvious – it’s why I’m so into you.” Eduardo blushed, his eyes flickering from Mark’s fingers tapping on the table to his sandwich. Mark sighed and went back to his hamburger as Eduardo replayed the words in his head – Mark thought he was a fox. It was funny but at the same time it made him understand Mark better – Mark thought he was a catch. Mark, who had dated number 2 in their class. Mark, who worked at American Apparel and could be a model with his cheekbones, who laughed hard at Eduardo’s wisecracks and both intimidated and ignored teachers at the same time. Mark was proud to be with him – Mark’s parents knew about him. “I am into you, Eduardo. Just for clarification.”


“I’m into you too, Mark. Do you want to wear my ID bracelet or something?” Eduardo gave Mark a shit-eating grin and Mark shook his head.

i know i'm lost -- 12b/?

(Anonymous)
On Wednesday Mark ended up at the Grindhouse again, skimming the World History book as Chris shot looks at Eduardo, who was waiting at Mark’s elbow for him to spit out information. Every time they got through a section, they would kiss for a little bit, which Eduardo knew made Chris shiver and in general get grossed out, but eventually curiosity took over and he had to go stop them before they started so he could actually get some face time with Mark.


As soon as his break came, he saw Mark sliding his fingers into the crease of the book and Eduardo ending the sentence he was writing, so he jumped over the counter and stuck his hands in between the two of their faces.


“Before this gets started again, I have some questions.”


Mark huffed and Eduardo looked up at his best friend, annoyed. “What, Chris?”


“Are Dustin and Antonio dating?”


Eduardo looked to Mark, who rolled his eyes. “Dustin’s not really into dating. He got really hurt not so long ago so he’d rather just go on casual dates but not have anything serious.”


“Who hurt him?”


Mark’s eyes flared, but Eduardo grabbed onto him before the story Mark had been dying to say for the past week tumbled out of his mouth. “That’s not Mark’s story to tell, is it, Mark?” Eduardo emphasized the last word so Mark would know what he was talking about.


“It really isn’t. But I suggest you stay away from Dustin.”


“Why?”


“Don’t ask questions, just do it.”


Then a stampede of kids in BU shirts entered, and Leigh called Chris back behind the counter before he could rebuff him.

----------------

The next morning, Dustin moved seats in English so he could be closer to Billy, his friend from last year who had motioned for him at the beginning of the year to sit with him, but Dustin had sat next to Chris instead.


Chris felt the cold sting of Dustin’s shoulder as Dustin chatted to Billy about something, Billy nodding his head as enthusiastically as a stoner like him could.


During theatre, where they were writing and then presenting their own one act plays, the winner being the class’ early winter project, Dustin asked if he could be alone on this project, as he was almost already finished with it as it was. Mrs. Streep of course approved it, which left Chris with Alice, who was nice enough but not a good enough actress that he would get his play as the class’.


That afternoon, both Chris and Eduardo got a scare as they came out from arguing over hair styles for Dustin to find Tyler Winklevoss sitting on the hood of Eduardo’s car, his Ray Bans perfectly in place, the picture of a Boston legacy. Chris stopped, while Eduardo lifted his chin and strode towards the car, chest puffed out high. Any little bit counted when your opponent was four inches taller and about a hundred pounded heavier than you.


“Hi Tyler, can I help you?” Eduardo drawled, the hint of accent emphasized by his projection. It’s why Eduardo would never make it as an actor – when he got really passionate about something, he reverted back to his natural accent.


“Eduardo, I just wanted to tell you good job on taming the shrew.” Tyler grinned at him, extending a hand. “Cameron thought you weren’t ready for President of FBLA this year, but you’ve now proved that your skills are beyond compare.”


Eduardo took Tyler’s large, muscular hand in his, shaking it. “Thank you, but I’m not sure who you’re talking about.”


“Well, you’re dating Mark Zuckerberg, and it took a formidable person for him to break down and say yes to.”


Eduardo smiled. It was nice to be complimented. Then he backtracked. “How did you know I was dating Mark?”


“He told me when he rejected my offer to go to the homecoming dance with him. I’m sorry about that by the way, wouldn’t have asked if I knew he was spoken for.” Tyler removed himself from the car hood, shaking his butt to remove any grease from the hood. “Well, nice talking to you. Chris.” He nodded at Chris, who nodded back weakly.

i know i'm lost -- 12c/?

(Anonymous)
They both slid into their respective sides of the car. As soon as he was strapped in, Chris began to beat his head against the dashboard.
“Chris, what’s wrong?”
“I just can’t believe you’re in a fucking fairy tale with Mark fucking Zuckerberg and I’m stuck in reality."


“You could out of this reality so fast if you just opened your eyes.”


“Could you please stop saying shit like that if you’re not going to follow up on it?” Chris moaned, and Eduardo slapped the steering wheel in frustration.


“It was Dustin, you dumbass. It’s been Dustin this whole time.”


Chris laughed at that comment, a short bitter laugh with his eyes facing the ground . “Don’t’ say shit like that man, it gets my hopes up that it would be someone both cute and available, even though Dustin totally isn’t anymore.”


“Well whose fault is that?” Eduardo exploded, and Chris looked up in confusion.


“Are you being serious right now?”


Eduardo rolled his eyes and held out his hand. “Give me the last CD you got.” Chris opened his mouth to object, but Eduardo shushed him. “Give it to me right now.” Chris saw the glint in his eyes and reached into his bookbag, taking out the CD case. “Now shut up and look.” He traced his finger down the letters of the song titles. “I, T, S, M,E, comma, D, U, S, T, I, N. Subtle as a gun, only an idiot like you would think that it was coincidence. He’s in all of your class, he practiced singing with Erica for a month so that he would be good enough to get a part in the play to be closer to you. He’s had a crush on you for as long as he’s known you, you and I were just idiots and ignored the two awkwardly adorable nerds in the corner. I don’t know how I ended up with Mark, but I did, and I’m really happy, Chris. Now you’ve gotta own up to being an idiot and actually try to get him back.”


He huffed. “But he’s with Antonio.”


“Dustin had never made out with anyone, ever. His first kiss was Mark, when they were twelve. They laughed so hard that Dustin has a scar from falling off Mark’s bed.”


“But they’ve been on a date?”


“Three dates, and Antonio only got to a very light second last night.”


“Second?”


“Chris, relax.”


Chris took a deep breath as Eduardo’s pocket vibrated.


what r u doing next weekend?


Eduardo laughed. nothing. why?


you’ll see.

Re: i know i'm lost -- 12c/?

:D This fic <3

Re: i know i'm lost -- 12c/?

(Anonymous)
oh you :D

Re: i know i'm lost -- 12c/?

I can't help it either. It's too cute. I love the light read. :DDD

Re: i know i'm lost -- 12c/?

(Anonymous)
finally eduardo spoke, chris you blind idiot!!
i love this fic so much

Re: i know i'm lost -- 12c/?

here high school are quite different, but the awkward atmosphere I suppose it's always the same XD

well done!!!

Re: i know i'm lost -- 12c/?

I wrote this fic off at first sight 'cause well, outside takes on hipsters kind of bug me? Y'know, the "you've got to be this to be a hipster" kind of thing warded me off quickly.

BUT I WAS SO. SO. SO WRONG. (I feel as stupid as I did the first time I finished a Harry Potter book after avoiding that "stupid wizard kid" for two years.) BECAUSE THIS IS MOTHERFUCKING FANTASTIC.

I LOVE YOUR MARK. HE'S SWEET AND FUNNY AND DETERMINED AND STILL SO ~MARK. AND YOUR EDUARDO. HOW THE FUCK DID YOU MAKE HIM A HIPSTER WHILE STILL MAKING HIM EDUARDO? HE'S JUST THAT SHADE SHY OF TWINK-ISH BUT STILL SO ~WARDO. FBLA AND ECON ENTHUSIAST AND AN ENTREPRENEUR WITH A PRETENTIOUS COFFEE SHOP. THEY ARE SO PERFECT TOGETHER, TOO, KISSING AFTER HISTORY ANSWERS AND SCREEN-CAPPING EACH OTHER'S JUNK. BAHA, SO FUCKING CUTE.

AND YOUR CHRIS AND DUSTIN ARE FANTASTIC AS WELL. DUSTIN IS SO ADORABLE AND HIS MIXTAPES ARE LOVELY (THOUGH I RESENT FRIDAY BEING ON THERE, LIKE, EVER, 'CAUSE EW) AND HIS BOND WITH MARK IS ABSOLUTELY ADORABLE. I DIDN'T KNOW IF I WOULD LIKE THIS UP TILL YOU GOT TO EDUARDO NOTICING MARK WHEN DUSTIN WENT "MARKIE MARK WHY ARE OUR CLASSES SO FAR FROM EACH OTHER?". AND THEN I WAS FUCKING SOLD. YOU ROPED ME IN WITH DUSTIN AND MARK, NERDS ON A MISSION AND DOING ALL THEY CAN TO GET THEIR MEN, SWEET AND A LITTLE CODEPENDENT (LIKE ALL THE BEST FRIENDS ARE). THEN YOU GRABBED ME AND STAPLED MY FEET TO THE STORY WITH EDUARDO AND MARK AND CHRIS AND DUSTIN.

UGH I LOVE DICK IN A BOX ANTONIO TOO. AND ALL THE TEACHERS AND ERICA AND ALICE AND CHRISTY AND THE WINKLEVII AND FUCKING EVERYTHING. YOU ARE SO GODDAMN ON POINT AND YET YOU'RE DOING A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT REALITY. IT IS MIND-BLOWING. AND ALL I WANT IN THE WORLD IS TO COME BACK TO THIS IN A WEEK AND FIND CHRIS FINALLY DOING SOMETHING ABOUT DUSTIN AND MARK AND WARDO SMILING AT EACH OTHER BEHIND THEIR BACKS. ALL. I. WANT. IN. THE. WORLD.

SO IF YOU CAN'T TELL? I ADORE THIS SHIT. I ADORE IT, COMPLETELY. ♥

Re: i know i'm lost -- 12c/?

(Anonymous)
THIS WAS A LOVELY COMMENT TO COME BACK TO, THANK YOU.

as i've said earlier, Friday is on there namely because it would be something Dustin would think would be hip, not because it's ~beautiful.

Re: i know i'm lost -- 12c/?

YOU ARE WELCOME. AND YOU REPAID ME MORE THAN ENOUGH WITH THIS FANTASTIC UPDATE THAT I AM SO ON MY WAY TO READING BELOW! :DDD

Baha, yeah, I figured that -- because it's Dustin -- but still, it was the only song I had to delete off the fanmixes (WHICH ARE FAB, THANKS FOR THOSE TOO!) ♥