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It's Complicated: But sexy!

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quick note; GUYS. please be aware that if you posted a prompt in part six and it is now screened, i have posted them to the post already - so that you guys don't have to. thanks for being patient and making the fill-a-thon such a success!

sorry i didn't get much of delicious done; i lacked the internet over the break but rest assured i have absolutely nothing to do so will get it, hopefully.




IMPORTANT: please DO NOT post prompts about any non-public people as part of a prompt. for example: randi zuckerberg is fine as she is a public figure both on the internet and on facebook itself. priscilla chan is NOT as she is not a public figure.

if you're in doubt, please message the mod or leave a comment in the discussion post.

♥ post requests and responses in the comments to this post.
♥ be respectful.
♥ both a pairing/character AND a prompt/kink must be posted.
♥ one pairing/prompt per comment please.
♥ you are encouraged to try and write a prompt for every request you make.
♥ we are slash, femslash, het, three-and-moresomes etc. friendly. (we are even incest friendly what with some of our characters being twins and all...)
♥ no pairing bashing, OK? no need to wank over ships.
♥ long and short fics welcome. multiple responses encouraged!
♥ please try to refrain from saying 'seconded!' as much as possible.
♥ on RPF: Please disclaim that it is RPF, a work of fiction and in no way related to the actual actors/persons/etc. (i wouldn't even try and discourage RPF from this meme ;))


♥ alphabetize pairings/threesomes/moresomes. (e.g. Eduardo/Mark/Sean etc.)
♥ put [RPF] before RPF prompts. (e.g. [RPF] Andrew/Jesse)
♥ for crossover prompts: "[Crossover], The Social Network Character(s)/Other Character(s), [Fandom]" (e.g. [Crossover], Eduardo/Columbus, [Zombieland])
♥ no "!" in pairings, only in descriptions. (e.g. Eduardo/Mark, FacebookCreator!Eduardo, CFO!Mark)
♥ anyone, everyone, no one? Use "Other." (e.g. Sean/Other)
♥ put [GEN] before GEN prompts.


♥ please don't embed. link to images/videos.
♥ no locked material. this includes communities, even if membership is open.
♥ fills can be posted anonymously or not.
♥ fills can be anything: fic, art, vid, fanmix, podfic, etc.
♥ all prompts are open to fills at all times, even if they have been filled in the past or are being currently filled by someone else. multiple fills are positively encouraged; if something appeals to you then do not be put off creating a new fill by the existence of a prior one.
NEW: ♥ PLEASE comment with the first of your fill to the PROMPT and then all future updates as a comment to the FIRST PART of the fill. this makes it easier for both the WIP spreadhseet and for archiving stuff on delicious. it also helps people who are trying to catch up on updates and don't have to look through every fill on the prompt (should it have more than one). thank you.






have fun!

THERE WILL BE UNMARKED SPOILERS. enter at your own risk! :D


i know you guys are enjoying this meme and i appreciate that but please can you put the SUBJECT HEADER on your prompt. you would REALLY be helping me out if you could do that. it just saves time for me when i'm trying to tag everything in delicious.

AND PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE DO NOT repost prompts from parts three, four, five or six over here again. the delicious is around for people to find prompts they may not have already seen. (prompts for parts one and two are now up for reposting.)



[RPF] Jesse/rl!Mark or Andrew/Jesse

I feel like I saw posted this before, but I can't find it anywhere, so I think I dreamed it...

So Jesse goes missing, and it hits the press. Literally no one knows where he is. When Zuckerberg hears about it, he's strangely captured by the story. So he enlists the help of the FBI or whatever to help find him, because suddenly he's found himself really emotionally invested in the life of this random dude who played him in a movie.

It doesn't really matter why Jesse went missing- whether it was really angsty and he was kidnapped or hurt or something or if he was just having a bad week and hiding off in a library or his apartment or something. IDK. Just as long as Mark's all confused about why he wants to make sure Jesse's alright but doesn't know why he wants that.

-Chris is all "What are you doing?!" at Mark and Mark's like "...I have no fucking clue."
-Andrew's insanely worried about Jesse and he doesn't really like/understand the fact that Mark's getting involved but wants Jesse home safe so he'll live with it, he supposes.

Could either end with Jesse/rl!Mark or Andrew/Jesse, whatever author prefers!

...oh god this is so weird what is this I'm sorry!

Fill 1, Part 1: [RPF] Jesse/rl!Mark or Andrew/Jesse

AN: I was having a crappy day and a needed a laugh, kind of seriousish at the start but really meant to be a comedy. I'm sorry if this isn't what you want exactly but I'm trying anyway.


It all starts pretty innocently, well as innocent as anything possibly can involving a worldwide search, a team of forensic experts, a few million dollars, an actor, and a tabloid magazine. Really, he should have known better because sane people don’t react this way, but when has anyone accused Mark Zuckerberg of being sane about anything?

Perhaps though, this story would best be told at the beginning- in it’s only time pure innocence. Mark typically doesn’t shop for himself, he’s not a rich snob that enjoys paying illegal immigrants two dollars to pick up his groceries either but Mark in general is a failure when it comes to the supermarket. Not to pull a sexist statement but grocery shopping was made for women or for guys with a family not for 27 year old bachelor’s that spend on average 18 hours a day working.

Besides if you asked him to describe a healthy meal, he would return with a cupcake, a McDonald’s quarter pounder with lettuce, cheese, and tomato, with a soda and call it a well balanced meal with all the important stuff included. That’s why he had someone that usually did this unfortunately, Mark was in-between assistants again (it happened maybe more often than it should, the loss of assistants) and didn’t get the memo that his personal shopper was on vacation this week.

Immediately his temporary assistant from some department in Facebook that was on loan to him offered to do it but Mark decided it would just be better to let him catch up on whatever the other assistant didn’t do before she was fired and that he would do it himself.

That’s how Mark ended up browsing the grocery store that night around 2am with everyone unsavory character in the California state. Really, never had he seen so many odd acting people in the store at once. The condom section was getting cleared out by a group of loud teenagers, the truckers stopped to get some warm chicken from the deli, the weird old people looking for sleep aids, and the couple making out in the ice cream isle with the woman’s pregnant belly on display.

Yes, Mark was in some kind of hell and all he really wanted was some microwaveable mac’n’cheese, some orange gatorade, and some beef jerky; otherwise known as the essentials.

Finding this in-between the weirdos took some effort but it was accomplished before 3am. This was however how Mark had gotten into trouble, Mark not being familiar with the rules of the magazine rack assumed he reading actual news. So when he saw a headline saying “Jesse Eisenberg Missing 48 hours and counting” along with a picture of Andrew Garfield’s head and a tagline reading “best friend worried has not seen him in weeks” Mark falsely took this as being real.

The next mistake was that Mark while waiting in line actually opened it up and read the contents because he might be a little bit worried. Not a lot because really when someone goes missing doesn’t the cops and the FBI get involved?

But then Mark started reading, quotes from Andrew (that British guy who played Eduardo and as far as Mark was concerned was far too likable in film for his taste, Eduardo was never that nice) about how Jesse had been missing and had called him excitedly to tell him about a movie role somewhere in Africa and him and the film crew hadn’t been heard from since.

Mark always the rational, sane, level headed guy would have dropped this except this wasn’t a movie and Mark or anyone that knew Mark would say yes Mark was a bit socially challenged and a jerk but also a really nice guy that was known for his bouts of insanity (like all geniuses) and could overreact. Really overreact and seeing the words Africa and jungle- Mark decided that if came back tomorrow night and the news hadn’t changed, he was going to call the CIA.

Maybe Mark should have sent his temp to the store after all.

Re: Fill 1, Part 1: [RPF] Jesse/rl!Mark or Andrew/Jesse

It’s Tuesday and Mark is obsessively watching The Social Network, it’s a little unhealthy. This is third time in twenty four hours, he’s even come to a few conclusions about the movie in no particular order:

1. Justin Timberlake talks like he’s gay, he’s not, and neither is Sean but he fails at coming across as a ladies man. N*SYNC was more of influence on his career than he realizes (Justin’s not Mark’s)
2. Jesse plays the same guy in every movie he’s in and okay so he’s supposed to be Mark (which is why he originally didn’t like the idea of movie) but really he feels like he’s just watching an unfunny version of Zombieland. It also makes him like Jesse and the movie a lot more. Okay just Jesse and his Mark, he can still do without the movie.
3. This movie would have been better if there had been zombies (maybe with the Winklevoss twins (and their friend) as zombies).
4. This isn’t helping him find sense of the whole random obsession, in fact it’s only making it worse
5. That curly hair made Jesse look good or at least much better than Andrew's Eduardo with that- whatever you call that ugly hairstyle...

And by worse, he means so much worse. As in Mark actually grilled his cousin for five hours this morning on the last conversation he had with Jesse. That wasn’t at all weird. Nor was the fact that he told the programmers he would be in his office not programming but instead watching a movie.

The last thing that probably didn’t help was when he started compulsively searching imdb for news headline’s and saw one about a film called Abduction. Hollywood needed better movies, and Mark needed a team of experts so that’s when he flashed a few million dollars in the face of some mildly questionable professionals.

However, the kicker was when Chris called yelling into the phone that their new PR person had gotten a call from the Facebook account asking if they need a news release to cover the fact that Mark had withdrew roughly 5 million dollars from their company account. Chris wasn’t really yelling however until Mark confessed that he taken it out to hire a “security” team to find Jesse Eisenberg.

“Can you at least tell me what you were thinking?”

Mark blinked and wiped his forehead, sweat dripping down it from the stress, “I have no idea.”

Mark never told Chris exactly why he had hired a security team just that he did, maybe if he had this non-sense might have stopped instead a mere 24 hours later it would spin out of control.

Re: Fill 1, Part 1: [RPF] Jesse/rl!Mark or Andrew/Jesse

Oh, Mark. You and your impulses.

I'm so glad this is being filled!

Re: Fill 1, Part 1: [RPF] Jesse/rl!Mark or Andrew/Jesse

It seemed like a fun idea... I hope to get done later today.

Re: Fill 1, Part 2: [RPF] Jesse/rl!Mark or Andrew/Jesse

If this was Zombieland, all Mark would have to do was follow the trail of zombies, if this was a fairytale he would need bread crumbs, and if this was a movie some clever calling card with a hint like a criminal might do, but this was the real world and in the real world you hired professionals.

Professionals that may appear a little suspicious but willing and able upon meeting. Though one of the guys chocked a little when Mark showed them the National Inquirer and another gave him a look that might have suggested that Mark needed his head examined.

So Mark sent them off and decided he would go to Africa himself.

Thirty seconds after he booked the flight, and then told the staff, no less than twenty calls reached his cell phone. His cell phone that now had The Beatles “Baby, you’re a rich man” as the ring tone, his computer’s wallpaper was from Zombieland, and his ipod had The Social Network downloaded in the video section.

Shockingly mid-flight when Mark started to get his messages from everyone under the sun, including Oprah who asked if this was some surprise charity thing and if so would he appear on her new network… was that he had a missed call from Andrew Garfield.

That was interesting.

If Jesse and Andrew were the real version of Eduardo and Mark (the Eduardo and Mark that were actually best friends as played in the movie and not reality-reality which was that Dustin if anyone was actually Mark’s BFF (Big Fat Friend as Dustin called himself)) then the why fuck was he only searching for Jesse now too? Mark wanted to punch him on behalf of scorned best friends everywhere.

So instead of listening to that message that may have asked some very important questions that Mark hadn’t thought about like why he (Mark) was going to visit Jesse (implying that Jesse wasn’t actually missing and Andrew did in fact know is location) and two why was Business Insider running a story about Mark paying 5 million dollars to a security firm based out of Palo Alto to do information scans on Jesse Eisenberg with company money.

Had Mark heard these he might have realized his error, that and obviously someone had found out about Mark’s plunge in the depth known as insanity and warned him off the path with the fear that his investors might ask him to resign upon finding out exactly what he was using company for.

15 hours, three cups of coffee (that tasted like shit), two exotic fruits, and one in-flight meal later Mark had arrived in Uganda in the area of Kampala hoping to find a translator that wasn’t a secret spy for their government (”Developing” world nations usually enjoy employing people that speak their language and English as secret police making sure the visitors aren’t undercover spies or trouble to their reign), and get a transport going out to the border where the filming had supposedly been taking place prior to Jesse disappearance.

Once he found a tour guide and a tour, Mark began his journey to hopefully find Jesse Eisenberg and bring him back to the USA.

Re: Fill 1, Part 2: [RPF] Jesse/rl!Mark or Andrew/Jesse

this is one interesting fill....i wonder where you're going with this....

more, please

Re: Fill 1, Part 2: [RPF] Jesse/rl!Mark or Andrew/Jesse

think amazon adventure. yikes.

Re: Fill 1, Part 2: [RPF] Jesse/rl!Mark or Andrew/Jesse

Oh my goodness.
This is brilliant.
Mark, you are so cray-cray.

Re: Fill 1, Part 2: [RPF] Jesse/rl!Mark or Andrew/Jesse

he's becoming one with nature...



this is amazing; please continue xD oh god I can't believe someone actually filled this aw man, Marry Me, PLEASE <3


I'll be working towards it sometime next week. There's just been a lot going on. I had surgery last week.


oh noes :( hope you're feeling alright!

Re: Fill 1, Part 3: [RPF] Jesse/rl!Mark or Andrew/Jesse

“One tour ticket please,” Mark said waving around American dollars, he had heard once that often the dollar was viewed more valuable in third world countries than their own money.

The guy looked at him foaming at the mouth.

As it turned out most people here spoke English, and a dollar was worth roughly 100 shillings meaning they would be more than happy to take his dollar as it was.

Mark paid for the trip and bordered the car.

“Traditional path, sir?”

Mark shook his head, “Actually I wanted to know if you could take me into-” Mark pulled out the coordinates on his GPS of where filming was to be taking place, “This area.”

The guy looked at his notes, “You mean where they’re filming that American movie?”

Mark blinked in surprise, okay that was not something he saw coming.


Because it also made him far less talkative at the same time. People didn’t realize he was actually quite social, not the best conversationalist but a speechless Mark was hard to come by. That did it.

The guy turned on the engine and headed that way. Mark doubled checked his watch if they were lucky, they would arrive before dinner, and back on a plane with Jesse in tow (with a wire transfer ready in case he was being held captive) before morning so that Mark could get back to technology. Mark failed to realize before leaving (that’s not completely true, he knew Africa wouldn’t be computer ready, it was the whole phone thing that threw him) that Alexander Graham Bell’s invention clearly hadn’t spread as much as they loved to make you think in movies.

Mark also made a mental note that when he returned to donate 100 millions dollars to the African Technology Charity hoping to bring things like phones to their various nations. Oprah would be proud and he wouldn’t be in this mess. Win-Win.

On the way, he saw lions, tigers, and bears but really they had actually seen a lion up close and personal which the tour guide assured him not only was rare but the dude looked terrified.

Considering this was Africa and he was a native and scared this had to be pretty rare.

Mark looked at the lion, licking his lips chewing on some kind of half destroyed animal. He just bent down in the dirt road tracks like it was no big deal. Mark was struggling to breath practically and the lion was like dismissive of his fear.

‘Like dude, I’m just chilling, what’s your issue?’ except you know they didn’t talk.

“Are we almost there?” he asked hopefully when they got a safe distance away from the eating male lion.


Another fifteen minutes before they arrived to the camp, Mark jumped from the car, thanked the man and went running to the camp. He was surprised that no one seemed panicked or was looking for Jesse. Didn’t they know he was missing and Andrew was worried- that HE was worried? He created Facebook and has somewhere between like 5 billion and maybe 40 billion dollars (he lost count of his “value”), his priorities were not to be ignored.

He should have really called the CIA.

Unfortunately, any insane demands were silenced when Jesse came stepping out of one of the camps.

Re: Fill 1, Part 4: [RPF] Jesse/rl!Mark or Andrew/Jesse

In Mark’s head this story had gone a bit differently. He had read an article, “Jesse kidnapped” and then visualized, almost in full blown Techincolor detail that he had basically turned into John Wayne with a private jet instead of a horse, entering the bad guys territory in Africa with guns blazing ready to shoot and kill an army by himself (in the style of The Searchers if given a choice of which John Wayne movie) with Andrew Garfield playing the role of the fallen best friend giving Mark his blessing of saving Jesse’s life.

Not because he liked Andrew (that man seriously tried to make Eduardo look like the hero) but because it made Mark looker cooler and more heroic. So he would kill the bad guys, get injured (not by much because Mark wasn’t really a fan of getting shot or anything) but then would make a comeback, kill them all, and save Jesse who would come running at him in a pink dress with a pink bow and a bonnet. Okay, maybe that part was too much related to the movies and not enough with reality because Mark was pretty sure that Jesse didn’t go walking around in cowgirl attire (or if he did, than that really needed to be posted on youtube).

The point was his entire heroic rescue had just been deflated.

Tragic. He was already planning to offer headlines to Gawker and have a new hacker name cowbyzuck or something that showed how awesome his skills were as a hero.

But now he had some questions, like what had gone wrong. Did he miss the story about Jesse’s rescue or was the entire thing just a joke. He needed a more realistic sense of humor. Dustin did always tell him that his basic misunderstanding of “comedic” timing would bite him in the ass eventually (it kind of had already though, when he failed to buyout Twitter).

“Mark?” Jesse asked standing in front of him now, perhaps he had already been there for awhile, that or Mark had somehow missed him waving his hand up and down Mark’s face.


Jesse looked at him oddly, “Uh hi- um is there a reason you’re here?”

Mark thought about this carefully, he could tell the truth and risk seeming like an idiot, he could play it cool and pretend like this was all a cool thought out plan to surprise him, or he could just blurt out the first thing that came to mind.

“I came to sweep you off your feet,” he blurted out accidentally.

Okay so that might not have been the smartest thing to say. But at least Jesse was smiling.

Re: Fill 1, Part 4: [RPF] Jesse/rl!Mark or Andrew/Jesse - (Anonymous), 2011-08-27 08:46 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Fill 1, Part 5a: [RPF] Jesse/rl!Mark or Andrew/Jesse - (Anonymous), 2011-08-27 08:45 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Fill 1, Part 5a: [RPF] Jesse/rl!Mark or Andrew/Jesse - (Anonymous), 2011-08-27 08:45 pm (UTC)(Expand)
Re: Fill 1, Part 6/6: [RPF] Jesse/rl!Mark or Andrew/Jesse - (Anonymous), 2011-09-23 12:56 am (UTC)(Expand)