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It's Complicated: But sexy!

zuckonitkinkeme zuckonitkinkeme wrote in tsn_kinkmeme
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quick note; GUYS. please be aware that if you posted a prompt in part six and it is now screened, i have posted them to the post already - so that you guys don't have to. thanks for being patient and making the fill-a-thon such a success!

sorry i didn't get much of delicious done; i lacked the internet over the break but rest assured i have absolutely nothing to do so will get it, hopefully.




IMPORTANT: please DO NOT post prompts about any non-public people as part of a prompt. for example: randi zuckerberg is fine as she is a public figure both on the internet and on facebook itself. priscilla chan is NOT as she is not a public figure.

if you're in doubt, please message the mod or leave a comment in the discussion post.

♥ post requests and responses in the comments to this post.
♥ be respectful.
♥ both a pairing/character AND a prompt/kink must be posted.
♥ one pairing/prompt per comment please.
♥ you are encouraged to try and write a prompt for every request you make.
♥ we are slash, femslash, het, three-and-moresomes etc. friendly. (we are even incest friendly what with some of our characters being twins and all...)
♥ no pairing bashing, OK? no need to wank over ships.
♥ long and short fics welcome. multiple responses encouraged!
♥ please try to refrain from saying 'seconded!' as much as possible.
♥ on RPF: Please disclaim that it is RPF, a work of fiction and in no way related to the actual actors/persons/etc. (i wouldn't even try and discourage RPF from this meme ;))


♥ alphabetize pairings/threesomes/moresomes. (e.g. Eduardo/Mark/Sean etc.)
♥ put [RPF] before RPF prompts. (e.g. [RPF] Andrew/Jesse)
♥ for crossover prompts: "[Crossover], The Social Network Character(s)/Other Character(s), [Fandom]" (e.g. [Crossover], Eduardo/Columbus, [Zombieland])
♥ no "!" in pairings, only in descriptions. (e.g. Eduardo/Mark, FacebookCreator!Eduardo, CFO!Mark)
♥ anyone, everyone, no one? Use "Other." (e.g. Sean/Other)
♥ put [GEN] before GEN prompts.


♥ please don't embed. link to images/videos.
♥ no locked material. this includes communities, even if membership is open.
♥ fills can be posted anonymously or not.
♥ fills can be anything: fic, art, vid, fanmix, podfic, etc.
♥ all prompts are open to fills at all times, even if they have been filled in the past or are being currently filled by someone else. multiple fills are positively encouraged; if something appeals to you then do not be put off creating a new fill by the existence of a prior one.
NEW: ♥ PLEASE comment with the first of your fill to the PROMPT and then all future updates as a comment to the FIRST PART of the fill. this makes it easier for both the WIP spreadhseet and for archiving stuff on delicious. it also helps people who are trying to catch up on updates and don't have to look through every fill on the prompt (should it have more than one). thank you.






have fun!

THERE WILL BE UNMARKED SPOILERS. enter at your own risk! :D


i know you guys are enjoying this meme and i appreciate that but please can you put the SUBJECT HEADER on your prompt. you would REALLY be helping me out if you could do that. it just saves time for me when i'm trying to tag everything in delicious.

AND PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE DO NOT repost prompts from parts three, four, five or six over here again. the delicious is around for people to find prompts they may not have already seen. (prompts for parts one and two are now up for reposting.)




5 mistletoes!

(or being more clear, 5 times Mark and Eduardo were under one.)

FILL- and the reckless magic of your mouth [1a/?]

1. It's early mid-December and finals week is coming to a close. It's a Wednesday night so the fortunate people that don't have Thursday/Friday finals are already gone, the sleep-deprived campus population is slowly trickling away.

Mark's done with his finals, finished Tuesday morning. He probably should've been on his way to home as soon as he left the exam room, like all the other eager freshmen (Chris included- he left campus Tuesday night, giddy and exhausted). He should be excited to go back to Dobbs Ferry after his first semester on Campus. But the truth is, Mark's not in any rush. The internet connection in his dorm room is a lot faster than the one at his house and has the added bonus of not being occupied by nosy sisters and an even nosier father (only his mom gives him privacy even though sometimes she likes to tut at him and scold you should be more open and friendly with your sisters Mark, they just want to spend time with you). And anyways, he's got it all covered- Randi's picking him up late Friday afternoon on her way home from college as well.

This is how he finds himself carrying Dustin's suitcase down the Kirkland stairs while he and Eduardo walk Dustin out to the parking lot where his cab is waiting for him. Dustin's trying (and failing epically) to convince Eduardo to carry his duffle bag for him. He's already tried begging ("Pleasepleasepleaseplease!!! Pretty please with Natalie Portman on top? Only not really because she's mine. NO WARDO YOU CAN'T HAVE NATALIE! DON'T YOU DARE TRY TO STEAL HER FROM ME WITH YOUR EXOTIC BRAZILIAN WAYS AND AMAZING HAIR!"), bribery ("I'll do your laundry all next semester! No better! I'll do Mark's laundry all next semester!" "Yeah right." "Yeah, nevermind, I'm not that desperate."), and trickery ("Hey Wardo, pal, hold this while I tie my shoe really quick," "No," "FUUUUCK!!!"). Now he's resorted to making these weird groaning sounds that Mark thinks are supposed to convey I'm in pain, please take this duffle bag but really just make him sound like a moose in labor.

"You sound like a moose about to give birth," Mark states, descending the final Kirkland stairs. Eduardo chuckles beside him and turns his head to smile widely at Mark, their elbows brushing.

"You look like a moose about to give birth," Dustin shoots back, rolling his shoulder with a particularly load groan and throwing his head back dramatically. "I, on the other hand, sound like the gorgeous devil I am, only with the added hint of torturous agony that this bag and finals week have left in my soul. No worries though, it will soon be fixed by homemade peanut butter cookies and a bed big enough for me to actually spread out on."

Mark rolls his eyes and tries to remember how he got roped into seeing Dustin off. He feels a body press close to him, forced to because of the narrow hall, and turns to see Eduardo smiling at Dustin because Wardo is fucking weird like that.

He keeps looking at Eduardo and his stupid smile out of the corner of his eye while Dustin prattles on about whatever the fuck he's talking about, so he doesn't see it coming when, out of nowhere, Dustin stops in his tracks and lets out a strangled sound of immense glee.

"The fuck, Dustin?" Mark growls out, stepping back from where he had accidentally pressed himself against Eduardo's side. He doesn't take a second to enjoy the other boy's warmth. He doesn't.

"GUYS! GUYS!!!" Dustin turns around to look at Mark and Eduardo with bright, exicted eyes that match the awe in his voice, "Look! MISTLETOE!"

FILL- and the reckless magic of your mouth [1b/?]

He points one skinny white finger in the air, toward the cluster of mistletoe that Mark manages to see for about a tenth of a second before Dustin pounces. There's a flurry of vibrant red hair, cold hands grabbing his face quickly and firmly, predicting Mark's instinct to run the fuck away from Dustin's lips, and then Dustin's lips press to Mark's. It's so fast that Dustin's already pulling away and laughing by the time Mark can get over the surprise.

"The fuck, Dustin?!?" he sputters out because seriously. WHAT. THE. FUCK.

But Dustin's not paying attention to him. He's turning to Eduardo and grabbing his face.

"Prepare yourself, Wardo. This kiss may ruin you for all other kissers."

And Wardo's laughing, smiling and he meets Dustin halfway for a quick friendly peck and something inside Mark snarls and the blood rushes to his head and he feels like throwing up for some reason and he doesn't even know, okay??

He doesn't even hear Dustin and Wardo laughing, doesn't hear them start talking until Dustin says "You and Mark now". And then he's rushing back to his body so fast that he's dizzy and Wardo's looking at him tenderly and gently but hesitantly and how can his face portray so many emotions at once?

"Kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, KISS, KISS, KISS, KISS, KISS, KISS, KISSSSSSSSS!!!" Dustin starts chanting and seriously, people may be leaving campus but there are still a lot of people in Kirkland and Dustin really just needs to shut up.

"You really need to shut up," Mark tells Dustin, voice flat, before turning his attention back to Eduardo and saying "c'mon Wardo, or else we'll never get rid of him".

Eduardo's face does a weird frowny, contemplating thing and his eyes trace over Mark's face. Mark doesn't know what the fuck he's looking for but then Eduardo's eyes lock onto Mark's lips and those warm brown eyes go a little bit darker and Wardo's ridiculous hair flops up and down with the nodding of his head.

Mark sees Wardo's tan skin, so impossibly close, and feels his hand pulling Mark closer, smells his cologne, tastes his breath. They're kissing. And it's the longest and shortest kiss Mark's ever had and he knows without knowing that it wasn't an appropriate friend-kiss, wasn't the kind of kiss either of them shared with Dustin, but can't bring himself to care. Not when Eduardo looks sorta beautiful and drunk-drugged and like kissing Mark was maybe not that bad, was maybe wonderful.

"Umm... You guys should just always kiss. Did you guys practice that or something?" Dustin says. Because well, he's Dustin, that level of cool is to be expected.

"Yeah. We practice every night," Mark grits out, flat and sarcastic, trying to keep his cool despite the fact that every part of his is craving to really practice that with Eduardo every night for the rest of forever.

"Wardo! You're cheating on me???" Dustin screeches out, and just like that the heavy mood lifts and they're walking out of Kirkland.

And Mark's maybe trying to get his fingers to brush Wardo's, and Wardo's maybe leaning into Mark's side a lot more obviously. And maybe they walk back to Kirkland after Dustin's gone and Eduardo pushes Mark's back against his door hard and presses his hands into Mark's hips. They don't kiss. They just stand there, molded together, breathing harshly into each other's parted mouths. It's intense and hot and Mark's hard from just this. Then Wardo threads a hand in Mark's curls, tugs Mark's head back, and dips his own. And Eduardo's mouth, the same mouth that Mark kissed for the first time about 10 minutes ago, is hot and wet on Mark's neck. Wardo kisses his neck once, twice, three times and Mark is shivering, biting back moans.

Wardo pulls back quickly though and Mark thinks he might get whiplash from this entire night.

"I have to go, my dad's picking me up in about 10 minutes". Wardo's voice is husky and apologetic and Mark can only nod. Wardo looks at Mark again, like he wants to kiss him some more, maybe, but he doesn't.

He disentangles himself from Mark and says in a calm voice, "Have a good trip Mark, I'll talk to you later." And he leaves.

Mark doesn't know what the fuck is going on.

Re: FILL- and the reckless magic of your mouth [1b/?]

...I don't even know what to say about this. It started out all cute and so much Dustin and hilarity, and then it transformed into something ridiculously hot that I need more of right this minute.

Re: FILL- and the reckless magic of your mouth [1b/?]

So deliciously entertaining and hot, did I mention that? :D

Re: FILL- and the reckless magic of your mouth [1b/?]

Wow, talk about setting the bar high with just the first one. Great start!

Re: FILL- and the reckless magic of your mouth [1b/?]

Stupid Eduardo's dad. >o(

Re: FILL- and the reckless magic of your mouth [1b/?]

it started funny, finishing HOT.

seriously, you are an Evil Genius

Re: FILL- and the reckless magic of your mouth [1b/?]

yesyesyesyes this is already so good ♥♥